this picture proves that God exists
prove me wrong
>>67976693
I'll bite
>>67976693
I'm not sure about that.
The fact that you're free to shitpost is certainly proof that there is no omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent God.
What are dinosaurs?
>/thread
>>67977382
Despite OP being a faggot, how do they prove anything wrong?
>>67976693
>tilting Saturn
Nice cherrypicking faggot, youre just like your imaginary friend :a faggot
>>67976693
How does this prove a deity? Please elaborate.
Also, if the planets were to become that close, I bet the smaller planets will scatter under stronger gravity due to the larger planets.
>>67976693
Where are the stars?
Myth busted.
>>67976693
>Doesn't include Pluto
>>67977635
>Arguing about the physics of OP's image.
>Not pointing out the fact that OP's image is blatantly wrong.
>>67977850
tell a man that there are 400 billion stars in the Milky Way and he'll believe you
tell him that the bench he's about to sit on is wet, and he'll check to make sure
>>67977815
>planet
>>67976693
OP, Jupiter alone will fit half of that map. it's 143000 km. OP confirmed retarded
>>67976693
Did you know my raging hard cock fits between your mothers snatch lips? God exists.
>>67977815
PLUTO'S NOT A PLANET
>>67977635
m8 you are being rused. I should not have to tell you this.
Universe Today proved the picture to be true
http://www.universetoday.com/115672/you-could-fit-all-the-planets-between-the-earth-and-the-moon/
>>67976693
This flag proves that this is shitpost
prove me wrong
>>67977974
the number of stars in the milky way doesn't matter to his life at all. his ass getting wet directly influences his life.
we live in a computer simulation, superstring theory research resulted in discovery of binary code within the very fundamentals of the universe
there is no god, but its merely better to picture the universe as a giant brain
>>67976693
Am I the only one who gets freaked the fuck out by planets?
I don't understand how this proves God exists? What's the logic here?
>>67978881
in what way anon?
>>67978881
Planets are neat as shit. Did you know that Jupiter and Saturn have metal Hydrogen?
>>67977382
dragons
>All the planets
the picture shows mercury, then venus, then mars. Skipping over the Earth. Retarded picture, retarded OP.
>>67978991
I don't know. They just look so intimidating. It's surreal.
>>67979116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3fqE01YYWs
>>67979116
yeah i guess that if you think about it planets are really crazy shit.
A giant fucking ball of ice/metal/rock/gas/fucking fire powered by millions of nuclear fusions per second
Shit's fucking crazy. That is why my favorite gods are roman gods.
I mean yeah sure you can say zeus and you imagine a buff guy...
But you say FUCKING JUPITER, and you are immediately like OH SHIT, thats one badass god
>>67979116
You are a Pip on the ocean. Insignificant in every way. So man created "God" to allieve our fear and loneliness. It worked unfortunately...
>>67979116
Nah I sometimes have nightmares about planets. They're really close and I have the ability to just super jump from one, out the atmosphere, into space and land on a close one. But it's scary as fuck because you realize if you mis-time the jump, you'll go flying off into the empty black void of space.
Needless to say in those dreams I rarely jump from planet to planet.
>>67977480
You'd think something as significant as dinosaurs would be mentioned somewhere in God's word. Nope, we get dragons and unicorns.
>>67979276
Nope. Immediately opened it and got scared.
I don't understand this fear, especially since astronomy was one of my favorite college classes.
>>67979276
Jupiter is the beethoven of space
>>67976693
Better check your glasses OP.
Doesn't look like any room to spare in that photo.
>>67978192
Do the rest of the math retard.
>>67979421
Dinosaurs are mentioned as behemoths. There are no unicorns and dragons tho.
How much spare space?
Based on the orbits of objects beyond pluto, recent calculations tell us there actually is a planet x that should be about the same mass as neptune.
>>67979276
>2:33
Spoopy.
>>67979597
>
muh behemots
Hundreds and hundreds of species of dinosaurs, which range all across the board in terms of shapes and sizes and colors, some of the most diverse and easily discenable and identifiable beings to ever have existed.
And the biblecuck answer is "muh behemot cause its big"
>>67976693
lmao are you retarded?
>>67976693
this actually proves that there is no G*d
>>67979724
There is -252 km of free space, if you ignore Saturn's dank ass rings as well as Jupiter's rings.
>>67979783
Neither are elephants mentioned.
If the animal didn't play a part in the story it isn't mentioned.
>>67979396
That sounds kind of fun.
I once had one where the moon was replaced with Saturn and it was super freaky. It was daylight too. There is actually a YouTube video of what it would look like with planets instead of the moon.
>>67977274
Implying ausie shitposting isn't righteous retribution for your many sins.
REPENT FAGGOT
>>67977382
God's creation.
>Atheists: 0
>Christians: 9,001
>>67979948
>I once had one where the moon was replaced with Saturn
That sounds cool as shit. I wish we lived on Titan.
>>67979597
>Dinosaurs are mentioned as behemoths
15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
18 His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
19 He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.
20 Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
21 He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
22 The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
23 Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
24 He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.
hmmmm i dunno anon
>>67979392
>>67979276
Sounds like the wind going through the train bridge close to my house.
How?
Do you know how gravity works?
That isnt remarkable or anything... gravity in itself is more miraculous and mysterious, but this picture makes total sense knowing how gravity works
Counterpoint;
This picture proves god doesnt exist.
Prove me wrong.
>>67980152
>he eateth grass as an ox.
Grass didn't exist during the time of the dinosaurs.
>>67978332
>Dwarf planet
>planet
Either scientists are fucking dumb or they are racist against midgets
I don't understand what's going on in this thread.
>all the planets
>forgets the earth
>>67980187
Did you ever think that what he is going to do has to be done, maybe even to save others in this universe?
And that our choice is some how required for saving us from what is to come?
>>67980394
T-the Earth isn't a planet, man! I mean, do you think humans are animals as well? Hahahahahahahaa wow, just wow. So dumb. : ^)
>>67976693
your picture doesnt have all the planets. the recently discovered dark planet is not present. i only count 7 inbetween the earth and the moon in your pic
just because pluto isnt counted doesnt make it only 8 planets in the solar system . do you even science bruh
>>67980605
There are planetoids out past pluto. None any bigger though.
Protip: Planet is also Plane(t)
There are other planes of existence. (Planets)
When you hear the term plane being used in term his way, it's usually a subtle form of saying plane. Planes don't have to mean alternate realities or other dimensions, just other planets.
>>67976693
you can also fit all the continents into the U.S. Round-Earthfags BTFO
>>67980152
19 Out of his mouth go burning lamps, and sparks of fire leap out.
20 Out of his nostrils goeth smoke, as out of a seething pot or caldron.
21 His breath kindleth coals, and a flame goeth out of his mouth.
22 In his neck remaineth strength, and sorrow is turned into joy before him.
23 The flakes of his flesh are joined together: they are firm in themselves; they cannot be moved.
24 His heart is as firm as a stone; yea, as hard as a piece of the nether millstone.
25 When he raiseth up himself, the mighty are afraid: by reason of breakings they purify themselves.
26 The sword of him that layeth at him cannot hold: the spear, the dart, nor the habergeon.
27 He esteemeth iron as straw, and brass as rotten wood.
28 The arrow cannot make him flee: slingstones are turned with him into stubble.
29 Darts are counted as stubble: he laugheth at the shaking of a spear.
30 Sharp stones are under him: he spreadeth sharp pointed things upon the mire.
31 He maketh the deep to boil like a pot: he maketh the sea like a pot of ointment.
32 He maketh a path to shine after him; one would think the deep to be hoary.
33 Upon earth there is not his like, who is made without fear.
34 He beholdeth all high things: he is a king over all the children of pride.
>>67981245
lol no.
If the earth was 10km closer to the sun we'd all burn into nothingness from the heat and if we were 10km further away we'd all freeze to death. But yeah keep on telling me that God doesn't exist.
>>67982245
There are more stars in the galaxy than there are atoms in the universe. Statistically speaking, it was bound to happen somewhere.
>>67982245
>what is the Goldilocks zone
>what is the Drake equation
>>67982428
>pic related
>>67982245
Is this bait? I see American flag, so I can't tell for certain.
>>67978198
With heaps of room to spare faggot
>>67982428
>There are more stars in the galaxy than there are atoms in the universe
>>67976693
none of those pictures are real pictures, look into the flat earth anon
>>67979451
You may be associating the fear of planets with another fear of yours that you've masked well. I suggest taking a step back and taking a massive introspection to see if something else is fueling your astronomical fears.
>>67982245
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read.
>>67976693
the earth is flat
look at all these super nice CGI pics NASA gives us
>>67981245
rofl
someone's gonna bite this
>>67976693
m'bantz
/pol/ is not a christian board
>>67978881
yeah me too.
can't even click on those gifs showing the sun and then a bigger star and so on.
>>67980152
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/Iguanodon_NT.jpg
>>67979116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usYC_Z36rHw
>>67982245
Finely tuned universe
http://creation.com/the-universe-is-finely-tuned-for-life
>>67984289
He forgot Mercury lol.
>>67982245
But that's completely wrong
>>67984807
you try to proof something with a computer generated picture ?
>>67977562
Saturn's rings aren't counted as part of the planet's diameter, plus in some millions of years they will disappear.
>>67985187
>plus in some millions of years they will disappear.
N-noooo.....
Why would the universe be so cruel?
>>67982245
the earths (and all objects) orbit is elliptical. meaning its doesnt not have a constant distance from the sun but changes.
>>67979276
Sounds like billions of tortured souls screaming in unison.
Jupiter must be hell.
>>67978568
ITT: people ignoring the proof right there.
what's wrong with atheists?
why do they react so negatively when the idea of God is brought up?
>>67985388
>>67978729
They is also no way for him to confirm if the number of stars is right. He can't just check and confirm like wet vs not wet.
>>67985388
Hmm. Let's try this one.
Sounds like a swarm of angry bees.Probably actually the 1500km/h winds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_JAvVjKeWI
It's almost like you can heard all those asteroids rotating around the planet.
>>67983018
Best post
>>67976693
>No planet x
fukin pleb
Neptune sounds like someone screaming from far away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwnpXll_A_E
>>67985187
Planets bulge at the center (equator). Its the way gravity works. Planets arent perfect spheres and the size of Saturn considered means that change actually can mean the difference in hundreds of miles
>>67987378
I know that the planets bulge, but doesn't gravity act from the core? Why would the equator bulge due to gravity?
>>67987492
Fairly certain the bulge is due to centrifugal force rather than gravity.
>>67981245
europe is smaller than texas?
..... so even if hitler did win, germany would still be small as fuck.
>>67987633
You mean centripetal. Centrifugal doesn't technically exist.
>>67987492
Spinning spheres begin to press down and create oblong shapes.
But that is really off topic. Fact of the matter is OP is a donkey dick and needs to have his internet removed for the good of society.
Please tell me how this proves the existence of a god?
>>67988006
It doesn't
>>67980052
Aussie shitposting is a reward for righteousness. Canadian shitposting is the punishment for degeneracy.
You should probably get your house checked for excess carbon monoxide, mate.
>>67987665
Are you actually retarded enough to think that's real?
>>67976693
this picture proves god doesn't exist. prove me wrong
>>67979276
Sounds almost calming.
>>67988100
Krauts are already experiencing an IQ drain as a direct result of the Habib invasion
>>67988231
It's the sound of the great nothingness that surrounds our little blue dot.
>>67979276
Wild shit.
>>67977382
Lmfao what is this. Is this what fedoras actually think is an argument against God?
>>67988059
I know... but I was hoping for a deliciously unreasonable christard explanation nonetheless
>literally cannot prove that god exists
>god exist
think about the number of people that had died in wars waged over this absolute bullshit and then ask yourself; if evolution isn't real, how come we are still so fucking dumb?
>>67976693
i love how this picture proves jack shit and yet you ask people to prove you wrong
2/10
>>67985187
Bullshit it's a well known scientific fact that Saturn's rings would cut the fuck out of Jupiter.
>>67989247
>he thinks the rings are actual rings like on a circular saw
hahahahahaha
>>67988006
It proves /sci/ btfo by /pol/ for awesome
I'm loving this thread
>>67989148
if evolution is real, how do aussie shitposters this bad still exist
>>67989529
you're an excellent example of the sheep mentality that plagues human existence and thus proving that evolution is indeed real but is ultimately flawed due to the chaos that is the universe.
but please, by all means, continue to spout your memes and shitpost your life away, you utterly useless faggot.
>>67976693
If god exists then how do you explain all the dead unicorns?
>>67989612
I like you, Australia
I wish your shitposters had more political say, because your politicians are high octane cucked. Almost worse than ours
>>67982428
>more starts than atoms
rusrs
>>67989756
all politicians are scum
>>67989852
And?
>>67985973
>>67985959
>>67985534
>>67985388
>>67979276
You guys know that these aren't actually recorded "sounds" right? They're radio emissions and other readings that are converted to an audio format.
>>67976693
(you)
mad me reply/10
>>67976693
where's nibiru? checkmate christians :^)
>>67978881
Planets are alright, I mean we're living on one so they don't scare me that much.
But black holes? Literally annihilating laws of time and space? Eating up stars like pieces of cake? Fuck that shit into oblivion.
>>67976693
lol the picture is right tho and the rest about planet x and shit is still a theory
>>67976693
You forgot Pluto m8.
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