I've got a joke. What do you call a crime spree committed by an owl?
>>67974693
What?
>>67974769
A mass hooting.
>>67974693
Fucking adorable.
>>67974844
6/10 semi good shitpost also checked
Pretty good joke senpai
hes cute
>>67974844
You adorable little fuck
>>67974844
Alright. Next joke.
How can you tell someone is a Marine?
>>67974844
kek
I've got a joke too.
What do you call OP?
>>67975127
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
>>67975147
A thieving noonga.
>>67975127
By who ra?
>>67975127
>>67975176
Thank you for your service
>>67975127
Because he's an owl.
>>67975176
They'll tell you.
(fck ur supposed to say "what") :(
here's a funny joke:
How do you make a gay fuck a woman?
>>67975275
Tell him she's an owl.
>>67975275
shit in her cunt
>>67975275
Shit in her owl.
>>67974693
A Bohemian Rhapsody
What do you call 6000000 Jews on the moon?
>>67975127
He's not terribly bright and is willing to murder complete strangers because his boss told him to.
>>67975348
How Can Owls Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?
A priest says to a rabbi
>Hey let's fuck some kids
The rabbi says
>Outta what?
Fucking astronauts you anti semitic jerk!
>>67975127
I would have said a hoot-n-loot
>>67974693
How do you get a Catholic Priest to impregnate a girl?
>>67975389
A barn owl feeding frenzy.
>>67975389
Hoax2
>>67975507
How?
>>67975389
Apollo6million
>>67975619
Dress her up in a choir boy robe.
Whats a word that starts with N and ends with R that you would never want call a black person?
>>67975792
Nagger.
hoot hoot
>>67975792
Neighbor
>>67975389
a good start
>>67975792
nigger please this is older then my grand papa's nut hair
>>67975792
neighbor
What did the Owl say when asked if he'd be voting for Kasich? :^)
>>67975792
An owl
>someone tells a black joke
>The FUCK did you just say? You piece of shit racist fucker. I'll have you know I have multiple black people in my family tree!
>....
>"The nooses were done by my Grandmama Clara. Nice stitching if I do say so myself.
>>67976029
literally hoot?
>>67974844
Nice
>>67976029
No time to talk about to eat rato
>>67975784
sauce
>>67976351
RWBY She is Yellow. She is a slut with large tits like Tifa. Her creator died so they made her win Death Battles on jewtube.
The show is subpar and mostly hipster but she has big tits so the porn is nice.
Boy, I can't wait to hear Stephen Hawking's racist joke, he's been looking over his shoulder for years
>>67975389
Gibbous your money.
>>67976501
Not gonna watch the show but yeah the porn looks good. Thanks dude
What do you owl an owl when owl'ing right in the fucking owl?
>>67976533
lol
>>67976927
That's pretty clever, if you came up with that.
>>67977101
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord?
My ass Nyehehehehe
Q: What's the shortest book ever written?
A: Niggers I've Met While Yachting.
Q: What does a Jewish child molester say to lure in the kids?
A: Hey kids, want to buy some candy and puppies?
