If this is what 8 years in the Whitehouse did to Obama, what will it do to Bernie?
Bumping for the lolz
The White House did more damage than meth
>>67968137
Emperor Plapatine levels of wtf
>>67968137
>>67968137
He deserves it. Being a narcissistic bitch who thinks he's the center of the universe.
Something about the job just has a bad effect on people.
>>67968886
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Obama doesn't even need a JUST edit, he is the living embodiment of it.
Just fuck my administration up SENPAI.
>>67968886
Lmao
>>67969164
it put him in a wheelchair for fucks sake
>>67968137
>>67969164
Being president and other high stress jobs literally shave off your life.
>>67969410
>my son
>not "my wife's son"
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>>67969164
Though sometimes it just makes you stronger.
>>67968137
>>67968886
Beat me to it
>>67969164
To be fair, he was president for 100 years.
>>67969410
>not my wifes son
What are you doing senpai
>>67969164
They can only remain morphed into human form for so long, usually 9 years or so
Bernie walked out of an interview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXytIibvFT8
>>67969164
For FDR though it was 12 years. Obama though is only 54, FDR was 63 or so when he died.
Definitely it's just an incredibly exhausting, stressful position.
Or secret hebrew magics.
>>67969164
JUST XD
>>67969590
Bush aged like fine wine he looks way better with white hair.
How will trump look like after 8 years in the white house?
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>>67969551
>>67969604
fixed
>>67969164
It's Stress: The Job
>>67969571
get rid of Teddy's stache in the right image and he looks a bit like Gaben
>>67969543
>He's a quitter
>>67969164
it's one of the most stressful jobs on earth
>>67968886
He's already 60% there.
>>67969538
Tip top fucking kek
>>67969571
>>67969590
>>67969164
To be fair, FDR was in there for 12 years, sick and had probably the most stressful time of any president so far.
>>67969640
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS GUYS?
>>67970082
Well Gaben before he became a fat, useless, and delusional hat salesman.
Obama should've taken better care of his appearance instead of letting his standards slip because he already won the election. Disgraceful!
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>>67969810
He is growing stronger.
>>67968137
I think he will be just fine.
>>67970374
he's actually had gray hair since '08, michelle obama confirmed it
speaking of her, she's fucking ugly
obama is pretty good looking for a black guy, michelle obama is just nasty
>>67968137
Nothing. He'll never even get the nomination.
>>67969164
No way that is real but it hurts my eyes
pls delete
>>67969810
Assuming it's at least 4, I can't imagine his personal habits (3-4 hours of sleep per night; love of cheeseburgers; constant twitter use) being particularly helpful when combined with presidential stress.
>>67969571
TFW you will never be as alpha as this man
>>67970584
>3-4 hours of sleep per night;
he's used to it
t. I suffer from a non-24 hour sleep cycle and learned to live on 3-4 hours of sleep and function better now than I did when I used to constantly oversleep/undersleep
human bodies are surprisingly durable and can take a lot of abuse
>>67970466
burn the hair a bit more
>>67969164
Its called stress. Being the leader of a nation is about the most stressful job you can get. Makes me wonder why people would willingly do it.
>>67970584
Cheeseburgers only bolster the American. They are the secret to his power.
Is being president really that stressful? I mean, your cabinet basically makes all your decisions for you. You're just a scapegoat.
>>67970584
Trump probably works more than Obama anyways. Shitposting is a lifestyle.
>>67970699
I didn't make it lad.
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>>67970584
btw, he probably takes naps
I take a nap or two throughout the day when I get a chance but I don't have to. My boss lets me take a 90 minute break for work instead of 45 because I technically have a disability, so I just go sleep in my car(and yes, I do make the extra 45 minutes up by staying 45 minutes late before anyone gets butthurt)
>>67968137
It only does that to people who can't handle pressure and are shit at managing things.
Obama was a fucking community organizer for christ's sake. If people want to bitch about "Trump not being qualified cus he's not a politician!" they need to look at Obama first, because that nigger was just a single term senator who had jack shit in terms of experience.
>>67969571
As much as I love Teddy and agree he was a great president he was not near the level of stress FDR was at during a world war. Its only natural he didnt age terribly.
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>>67970584
>3-4 hours of sleep per night
I need to start fucking doing this. Kubrick only slept 4 hours a night too. It seems like successful people have a propensity to sleep little.
>>67970536
It's not often a person's eye AND teeth try to escape their face
>>67970759
I don't think so, I think it's more they let themselves go.
Obama used to dye his hair, its always been that gray since '08.
>>67970893
I unironically think Obama did an OK job. I don't agree with most of his policies, but he was far, far better than Hillary.
I don't enjoy how disrespectful he's become over his second term however.
>>67968886
Ehehehehehh
>>67970950
>I need to start fucking doing this. Kubrick only slept 4 hours a night too. It seems like successful people have a propensity to sleep little.
almost all major CEOs have sleep habits like that
they also do a lot of cocaine
>>67969640
Man, Trump would have made this guy scream gibberish on stage. How did this total cuck ever win a senate seat? Hell, win mayor. How? People don't hate this asshole in his little Shitborough?
>>67969164
He was president for almost 13 years jackass.
>>67971124
boyknee gutman wouldn't have lasted a second in the republican debates tbqh
Just fuck my shit up
>>67970950
It's variable from person to person.
You can't force yourself to sleep less, unless you're able to slip into REM quickly and you space it out with power naps throughout the day.
Harvard says there is such a thing as sleep debt. You could force 3-4 a night, but if your body needs more eventually, you'll just hit a wall.
>>67968137
even his tie went grey
>>67970671
With only four or three hours of sleep, you're fucking yourself up really, really bad.
The only time you should sleep that little is in war time or apocalytpic scenario where you're watching for niggers trying to bushwhack your ass.
>>67968137
Nothing, because he'll never be President.
>>67970671
What the fuck is this t. shit that everyone's been doing lately?
>>67968886
>>67971472
>newfag
>>67969640
Shit. Why is his face so red?
>>67971378
I've been doing it for almost two decades
fyi, most historians now believe until the industrial revolution we didn't sleep in 8 hour blocks like we do now
http://www.history.vt.edu/Ekirch/dayclosereviews.html
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-16964783
No one over the age of 16 wants a senile commie kike as a President.
He doesn't even get the nigger vote, which was what he was counting on.
Even entertaining the slight possibility of a Bernie presidency is laughable.
Obama is the ultimate cuck.....
he lives with his nasty mother in law
>>67971577
Buttflustered
>>67968137
Nothing. He won't even be nominated
>>67971472
go ask a finnish person
>>67968886
>>67970947
Nah Lewinksy just gave Bill one hell of a blowjob when he was in office and drained him of all his cum just like in my animes
>>67971472
>>67971546
.t newfag desu
https://youtu.be/Zj71wz4XgGY
Exactly what you're talking about. Computer generated images of what he will look like at at that point. This is actually no joke.
>>67969571
Was Teddy like trump?
I mean I know he's better by pedigree but
>>67968137
>Bernie living another 8 years
Either old age or Hillary will get him before even his first term is over
>>67971982
most similar presidents/candidates would probably be jackson, goldwater, and eisenhower
>>67970197
Kek'd heartily
>>67972029
Ahh, Eisenhower. It'd be cool to have another general president.
I would've voted for Colin Powell legit
>>67972209
eisenhower also had absolutely zero political experience prior to being president
>>67971577
It's communist
>>67968137
Obama was wearing a lot of makeup in 2008 and was dying his hair.
First day in office all that shit came off and he looked 10 years older.
>>67972273
He played the political game pretty damn strongly as a general, friend
>>67969810
Carve this mofucker into Rushmore
>>67969640
is he losing it? it seems like he forgets what hes talking about constantly
>>67972520
What do you expect from a compulsive liar and professional bullshit artist?
>>67968137
he could just have dyed his hair
letting (dying?) himself hoary is done in order to imbue a sage-like quality to his persona and present the guy in a more 'elder statesman' -like light
>the multi-million-dollar speaking circuit awaits post November
>>67972029
Goldwater's more like Cruz without the christfaggotry.
>>67970466
Lol
>>67971621
>If You Give A Mouse A Cookie
>literally a sorry about why gibsmedats are bad
You think she gets the irony!
>>67972736
>without the christfaggotry.
it's not just 'without the christfaggotry'
he heavily pushed for the republican party to be completely areligious
especially in his later life
>>67972819
I doubt they care. Or they do it on purpose.
These are the people that read 1984 and said; "Hey! This looks like a great idea!"
>>67970928
Nah, just like half his family died. That's all.
>>67968137
They use white hair removal in the elections, most 50 year old guy's have a considerable amount of white hair's, not trying to stop the bantz train or anything, just saying.
>>67973036
FDR was under far more stress than Teddy, this isn't even debatable m8
I don't even like FDR
>>67970671
How do you do it?
I'd get so much shit done if I could sleep that little
>>67973172
I use my free time to shitpost
>>67969164
He was president for longer than any other plus he suffered from polio and WWII bullshit
>>67972819
I just had to read that shit online.
God damn what lazy indolent nigger of a mouse.
>>67973211
No, I mean how do you survive on such little sleep? I'm assuming you have sufficient energy.
I'm gonna guess you just take naps at various times during the day. I feel drowsy if I don't get at least ~10hrs a night.
>>67969164
Damn he got fucked up
>>67973415
I can believe it
Adolf Hitler also aged very quickly, not surprising though because he had the fate of the German people in his hands and fought a war against tremendous powers.
>>67973400
Probably lucky genes. I sleep 7 hours, give or take a couple of minutes. Can't sleep more.
>>67968137
>8 years turn a 50 year old man into a 58 year old man
SHIIIEET
but imagine what a granny Hillary will be
>>67973544
he also did a lot of meth
>>67969551
normally, yeah. but, does that look like chads or tyrones son to you?
