we continue from this thread >>67951495
>tfw Americans have a whole bunch of memes about the British that we don't know about
Who the fuck was Paul Revere?
>>67960038
>>67960204
>>67960277
Just posting this here
>>67961204
He was a faggot that rode on a horse and warned towns that you fags were going to take them from the rebels and shit
Let's not fight and bantz in this one. Love you guys.
>>67961242
that was a good argument m8
Fuck off Redcoats and Tories
Americans betrayed us over Suez. Will never forgive them for that.
>>67961204
something about a horse and warning people and "one if by land and two if by sea" ?
Another reason America rebelled was because colonist wanted the Indian lands after the British signed a Royal Proclamation with the Six Nations and the Iroquois saying we couldn't have it. They only agreed to this because they couldn't afford to fight anymore Natives after the French and Indian War of 1854. Basically the colonist said fuck you we'll take them damn dirty injun lands if we want. They did have more important shit to do because they had already been getting an ass kicking all around the world.
>>67961204
He informed us about the status of the loyalists cocks
>>67961204
Guy who warned Massachusetts Patriots about British troop movements before the Battles of Lexington and Concord, which set off the American Revolutionary War.
>>67961033
>>67961204
A really minor historical figure who got misinterpreted by history because of a poem by Longfellow.
>>67961033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVzBcIXJXTo
British thread music
dat moment at 2:35
god save the queen!
>>67961430
I don't know why Suez is such a shock given the terms of WW2 more or less involved giving up our empire.
Suez was just a reminder of that very fact.
>>67961242
>>67961184
I mean, they were taxed less and still thought it was bullshit and decided to take matters to their own hand.
Roundheads rule!
>>67961362
Fuck off, Nigel. I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill than in one of your disgusting women.
>>67961782
>they only stabbed me 30 times instead of 70.
Wew
>>67961732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_gkIjvjdIY
>>67961732
Lower Michigan here, thanks for turning this french area of small towns into a huge trading region m8
>>67961741
It's more that they sided with the Soviets over their allies. A bit of solidarity wouldn't have gone amiss
>>67961873
But America..... you're genetically related.
>>67961900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVd-DGMuHfM
song about raping the argies..
>>67961899
But you get taxed right now?
>>67961900
>Christian Civilization
Um I think you mean Muslim Civilization and why are there no Arabic Subs?
>>67961741
you fuckers should have listened to Enoch Powell and became a nice tiny nation that didn't give a fuck about anything. But you had to play empire still. Not as sad as France though
>>67961873
No need to be so curt.
>>67961732
Just to be given one chance to match along side them in any theatre. Sure you can say we ruled spearchuckers but Rome ruled barbarians. No empire since or ever to be will eclipse us. Rule Britannia and God bless our former colonies and their future endeavours.
>>67961680
The American flag is a piece of shit vexillologically. It's just shit, they ripped off the EIC's flag, then fucked around with it some more with an ever changing number of stars. But my main gripe is that it is a naval ensign, not a flag of a country. And it's because they were too fucking dull to just not copy the EIC flag out of all the flags that exist.
>>67961033
I would just like to say 3%
>>67961971
Anglo-Saxon is only the fifth largest ethnic group in America, retard.
http://www.businessinsider.com/largest-ethnic-groups-in-america-2013-8
Most (non-shitskin) Americans are glorious Aryans.
>>67961732
Nice. I love British music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjfrxG0Y6NU
The French and Indian War was just the western theater of the ongoing Seven Years' War that was raging at the time. Royal troops were quartered in the homes of private citizens, as they did not have any place else to house them all after the war ended, but they still needed a military presence in certain colonies. This was the Quartering Act of 1765, and between that and the following Quartering Act of 1774, the framers of the Constitution were still pissed off enough about it to add the Third Amendment, which prevents quartering troops in private homes without the consent of the homeowner.
And it wasn't so much the fact that Americans were asked to pay new taxes; they were furious that they were asked to pay new taxes from which British citizens living in England were exempt, and yet they still had no recourse to dispute them.
The colonists believed themselves to be British citizens, and thought that they should be treated accordingly.
>>67962092
shame that some fags think you should give them islands to Argentina including our president
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/falklandislands/9207183/Barack-Obama-makes-Falklands-gaffe-by-calling-Malvinas-the-Maldives.html
>>67962509
It doesn't have anything to do with the EIC.
>>67962122
Isn't there a majority muslim city in the USA?
>>67962509
one of your confederate battle flags was stolen by the eu lol
tfw if we dont brexit we are gonna have a southern american cuck stamp forced on us
>>67961362
Don't let that idiot insult you. You guys are great people.
>TFW Anglo-American who's family fought in the revolution
Feels good
>>67962665
nah...corbyn will never win
the next pm will be the decendant of king george iii whom is called boris...you know the king you threw all the tea in the harbour over?
>>67962740
>Somalian flag
Southerners confirmed as cucks.
>>67962716
yeah a small as fuck town named hamtramck which is a (former polish) pakistani/yemen muslim ghetto and dearborn has a lot of arabs but a good chunk of Arabs are christian
>>67962646
The quartering soldiers would rape and harass the children of the homeowner and Britain continued to rely on kidnapping for its recruitment through the War of 1812 so that was a thing as well.
It was not about paying a slightly higher price for tea.
>>67962716
One small, insignificant town in Michigan.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/for-the-first-majority-muslim-us-city-residents-tense-about-its-future/2015/11/21/45d0ea96-8a24-11e5-be39-0034bb576eee_story.html
>>67962706
What kind of denial do you live in?
Just chipping in with what I'm sure you all know by now.
>English posters, how did you react to learning about The American Revolution in school?
We are not taught it and it is completely irrelevant and of zero interest to our nation. Our history is enormous and there are far more important issues to cover like the English Civil War, the War of the Roses or WW1.
>>67962859
That guy is a T*rk though.
>>67962911
>town full of Muslims
>has HAM in the name
Kek
>>67962992
Aren't they triggered living within Ham?
>>67962706
>>67963036
>It doesn't have anything to do with the EIC.
>>67961782
>>67962100
Idiots, it wasn't about being taxed too much, it was about the taxes and not having any representation in Parliament.
>>67962801
No worries friend one autists attempts at (you)'s could ever sway my opinion.
>>67963131
he was born in america though? he had dual nationality but he renounced it to prove his loyalty to the uk
>>67961204
>the world is bigger than nigel knew
Assimilate to our dank meme culture
>>67961741
This. The damage was done way before Churchill signed the Atlantic Charter. Hell the country pre-WW2 was already a crumbling incoherent mess unable to properly administrate the empire. It's amazing it limped along as long as it did.
>>67962716
If there was we would be seeing terror attacks every day.
>>67963293
Nay!
>>67963135
>>67963184
I live in the area and legit nobody has made this joke yet but I shall spread it and no unlike your Muslims we keep ours in their place
>>67963184
Fuck if we care. That's where those sand niggers decided to settle.
>>67963211
It's the flag of the CC. It likely isn't drawn directly from the EIC
it was a mistake, please come back
>>67963396
>implying a brit could have a minigun let alone a teaspoon
>>67963116
The key point is that the war left no impression on our national consciousness, whereas it defined America's. In the grand scheme of things it was a hugely important event, but at the time it was a scrap in a colonial backwater.
>>67962740
Russian rebels in Ukraine also recently stole most of the confederate battle flag.
>>67963455
as funny as it is to see the flag with a cuck stamp on it...your current one is the best desu its very pretty
bag of popcorn in a white bag = £1
bag of "American popcorn" with a usa flag on it = £2.99
that is its power lol
>>67962990
Yeah, it annoys me when people boil it down to such an idiotic claim.
>>67963515
still is anon.
>>67963116
Do they cram a holocaust course into your head? We have to put up with that here. And yet most other things having to do with WW2 are not covered aside from Pearl Harbor.
Russia's achievements were not covered at all and neither were the Jap war atrocities. But hey I guess the chinks don't really have anyone shilling for them like the jews.
>>67963499
>>67963499
>please come back
>american flag
dude change your proxies and maybe you get more replies
>>67963504
Our right to bear teaspoons is encoded in our law and shall not be infringed, by order of Her Majesty
If the Brits were to join America in a unionship what would the flag look like?
>>67963396
Your post says no but your picture says yes.
Stop sending me mixed messages nigel.
>>67963730
you still need to be over 18 to buy them from tesco faggot
>>67962716
Dearborn has to be majority Muslim and that city is fairly large.
>>67962990
>rape and harass the children of the homeowner
sound slike bullshit made up to anger colonials desu faggot
>>67963499
I'm touched but look what you have become, go on be free vote Trump and become great. We will look on as a father to a son, we will always support you no matter what.
>>67963819
I wouldn't know, I inherited my teaspoons from my grandparents
>>67963730
also I would post a picture of chocolates in a fucking steal proof clear box but i lost it
>>67963819
>He doesn't use mummies debit card and have them leave it at the door for no signature.
>>67963917
In America we lose our teaspoons in boating accidents.
>>67963638
Incredibly ironic considering that they're a bunch of commies and the CSA were slave-running uber capitalists.
>>67963515
It's also not a point of conflict or contention for us since the UK ultimately does not particularly care that America gained the ability to govern herself.
I do admit it's funny when you see Americans wheeling out the remnants of their anti-British founding myths about freedom from the crown and so on as if anybody other than them cares. "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MUH FREEDOM, YE PESKY REDCOATS" it's hilarious
>>67963819
>tfw we have the right to bear teaspoons
How can amerifats even compete?
>>67963986
well no because even when I was fucking 15 I could go buy knifes and shit while you need to be as old as the queen and have 9000 licences and 200 permits and 20000 permits for those 200 permits just for a a plastic butter knife
>>67964074
Well at least they look like hicks.
>>67963695
This. I remember Stalingrad is mentioned in passing and every time Britain was brought up it was always about Lend Lease.
>>67964188
well you still need a permit
>>67963499
Only faggot liberal cucks here say that because they imagine that if we remained part of the empire they'd get more gibmedats. Please hang yourself.
>>67963695
Yeah we had a few months of that. I remember picture of communist partisans being executed in our textbooks and being told it was da poor jewz.
also we learned that quote about "first they came for.." and I also remember a bit about how the Nazis would take babies from their mothers and dash them against the rocks so the babies heads would split open and their brains leak out and then handing them back to their mother. I did wonder at the time why this act of violence was presented to us completely context free, but now I understand.
>>67964136
america is different from the other colonies as it rebelled against its master and won
their success relies on hating us a little bit desu...their national pride hinges on it.
freedom...liberty..these things are what makes it great so they gotta keep that old rivallry alive.
i hope we get our own independence day after we brexit...would be cool to have a little war with germany if they stop us lol
>tfw 3 ancestors served in the war, one who was a lieutenant under G. Washington
>tfw I will never fight for this country's freedom from tyranny
>>67964188
OI
WHERE IS YOUR PERMIT FOR THAT SPOON M8?
>>67963396
>worlds fastest shooter is american
>>67964418
I'd support you guys against the Germans. Not that you'd need it. The brits always seem to be the masters of "clutch victories".
Dear British People,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry ancestors were too petty and immature to pay a small fee in exchange for your great empire's protection and support. I'm sorry they were too cowardly to face your brave, noble soldiers on the battlefield, like men. I'm sorry we instead chose to hide behind every tree and shrub from Boston to Mississippi, where they could safely ambush your defenseless troops on open roads and fields, depriving them even their right to die honorably. I'm sorry we went on to become the terrible adomination of a country we're now known as around the world.
In short, I'm sorry we got away with it. Please come back soon to reclaim what's rightfully yours. I, for one, will be eternally grateful. The King's green patiently awaits you here, in America, until then. Fare well, and God bless the Queen.
Sincerely,
A good lad.
>>67964481
Jerry is a god among men.
>>67964481
yanks can buy a gun from fucking walmart
most brits have never even seen a gun in real life.
gee i wonder which country has the fastest shooter in the world?
>>67964341
Please, you can get a permit down your local post office for ten bob
>>67964458
>that metal knife
excuse me why is that cop with A METAL KNIFE?! HE CUOLD STAB A PERSON OF COLOR WITH THAT! Instead get him a plastic teaspoon.
>>67964716
>still needing a permit for fucking spoons
top cuck
>>67964421
>tfw ancestors fought for independence but one was an Hessian soldier
>>67964558
id love for it to be done on our own...that will cement our place as a rising power again...we cant always rely on other nations even if they are our mates.
spain has made threats over seizing Gibraltar also if we leave...those spics like to steal clay but they always lose lol
>>67964593
Dear British People,
Don't listen to this faggot. Come here again and we will shoot at you.
Sincerely,
A real goddamn American
P.S. We run this planet now
>>67964593
cant accept your apology. You have caused nothing but pain and misery to everyone involved and never once shown any kind of remorse for ruining world peace for centuries
>>67963396
I hope he's shooting pigs
>>67964377
Fuck man we had something similar. basically it shows a jew baby and a Nazi's boot comes down and smashes it. We and our parents were warned this scene would come up in case the light weight future betas wanted to duck out of the class room for that film.
Me and three buddies were waiting for that shit, We threw up our arms and cheered when it happened. We were sent to the Principles office and got a stern talking to.
If this happened now we would of likely been expelled and figuratively stoned via social network comments.
It really pisses me off the Jews are making us only learn about the six million.
>>67964593
Unconditional love lad, you'll be hated for your opinion and rightfully so perhaps. Everything American today becan with anti-British settlement. Still you are our son either you hate us or not. Much like love, MAGA.
>>67964836
Are Americans the most gullible people in the world?
>>67964892
you was always such a petulant child.
>>67964889
Even if it isn't done on your own; you have nothing to be ashamed of. You would be one of the few with stones to stand up for your people in the first place. Besides, we'd need to pay you back for that tea.
The Spanish are in no place to threaten the British.
>>67965149
who is more gulible?
>>67965028
>Everything American today becan with anti-British settlement.
pfffffft
>biggest segment of population is German
>tons of latino culture
>unfortunately tons of nigger culture too
Fuck you dad.
>>67965149
>taking memes seriously
whew lad
>>67965265
>>67965149
America is the most at everything.
>>67965368
>inventing memes
STOP
>>67965028
How can you respect a self-hating faggot like that? People like him are worse than the assholes in your country that try to shame you for the once-glorious Empire.
>>67964250
God blessem
>>67965424
>>67965368
Here's your (you) go shitpost somewhere else
>>67965320
You just never know with yanks, they're tricksy like that
>>67964945
>basically it shows a jew baby and a Nazi's boot comes down and smashes it.
lol
>>67962452
>God bless our former colonies
God bless you too mate
>>67965485
Didn't invent anything m8
You did this to yourselves.
>>67965586
I'm freedomposting you goddamn tea sipping limey
Does any other countries with ex colonies have the same love as us guys?
does mexico and spain share this?
russia and ex soviet states?
>>67965586
Wow, nice bantz, m8. Really bringin' it tonight.....
>>67965753
Dont believe the memes about blade ownership mate
pic related
>>67965797
no and no
>source know mexicans that live in mexico and ex soviet states are still owned by russia via puppet governments
Cant we all just get along?
>>67965797
Every Latino I know was rooting for Spain in the 2010 World Cup.
>>67965753
A rose by any other name
>>67965916
Straya seems like such a silly place, I wonder how much entertaining stuff actually happens there.
>>67965490
That's why I said he'd be hated for his opinion and America should be free.
this thread
>>67965797
France likes Quebec because they make the other leaves butthurt.
>>67965916
No.
>>67965907
It's just bantz
Honestly you can buy a suppressor easier in the UK than you can in the US.
>>67966054
You really do hate us for our freedoms don't you nigel?
>>67966271
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lascelles,_Victoria
>>67963396
>that file name
There is literally nothing wrong with using something like that to kill pests.
>>67966465
>More than 1,500 tons mice - it is estimated that there were over a hundred million - were slain before the outbreak was finally tamed.
I hear about the Great Emu War all the time, but who knew there was a hidden Mice war that Straya actually won?
>>67966526
i watch pigman occasionally....i wish i could use an assault rifle from a chopper to hunt those fucks
looks fun desu lol
>>67964635
FEEL THESE FREEDUMS
>>67966463
No, your quite free to post shit my son on the glorious South Chadian trainspoting picture board.
>>67966636
I wish I could hunt border hopping beaners from a chopper with an assault rifle. After we killed a few thousand of them they would stop trying to come over.
>>67966686
almost checked
>>67966271
it's a fun place if you know where to look.
wish we had gun culture like you guys do, im actually pretty fucking jealous about that.
>>67966465
neat
>>67966873
same mate...this would be 1st on the to buy list
>>67966686
Oh, its beautiful
>>67961242
Who gives a fuck? If I decide I don't want to pay taxes to you and I will stop, it's up to you to make me. You didn't because you're a bunch of faggots.
>>67966631
I think Australians just randomly shitpost on their wikipedia articles
>>67966936
I thought it was Japanese
I want to help you Brits with your sand nigger problem. I'll bring the guns.
You give me Lucy Pinder. Deal?
>>67966974
>even the camo resembles shit
>>67967040
>Yeah mate, and get this: it fuckin rains spiders over here too. The ground is all covered in web and spiders.
>>67966715
Of course I can, 4chan is an AMERICAN website after all.
>>67967063
Gook Moot is honorary american.
>>67967191
Nice repost you new? Literally owned by a gook.
>>67967162
nah man, it's cookie camo
>>67966686
>>don't forget the tactical bandana
>>67967372
say it aint so!
sure is lonely in this thread
>>67962646
I never really thought about it but, among all the things we here in the US talk about from freedom of speech, to gun rights, to right to a trial, privacy rights, etc...the 3rd amendment which prevents quartering of troops without consent is one of the more outdated ones for today's time. I don't think I've heard anyone mention this outside of 6th grade history class anywhere.
>>67967735
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1oSbHJXZtQ thread theme
>>67967186
It's literally happened before mate
>>67963698
The greatest irony is going to be if the US saves itself from cultural marxism, and the gradual degeneracy that has been gripping the Empire for centuries, and this ripples back across the Atlantic to the UK. The Empire was going to shit since before we left. How cucked and pussified it has become, where even the Queen has no freedom of speech and any heterodox opinion about British identity is a criminal offense, is all the evidence you need.
I hope a counter-culture against all this cowardice and self-hatred ripples back to where we came from. If Trump wins, there might be a chance.
>>67968907
Why you think so many brits are rooting for trump lol?
The Brits were definitely the good goys in the war. The revolution and founding of our country was a kike operation from the beginning. We totally went full nigger on them, started rioting and protesting Colonists Lives Matter and betrayed our King.
>>67966686
>Skeletonized stock
>Holding the stock
>No weight placed on it
>Using a tripod when there's already a bipod
>Letting the gun fly everywhere
>Fucking ACOG on a sniper
>>67964421
>great great great etc. grandfather sailed over from Ireland
>enlisted in Continental Army as soon as he got off the boat
Goddamn he hated the British.
Also, family lore has it that he was in the boat with Washington crossing the Delaware. No idea if it's actually true.
>>67967186
For real. They even shitvoted an entire election and made Tone their PM, just for the bantz
Wish I was lived in that time period. Id rather be a rowdy guy minding my business and dying at 55 than living now during the fall.
>>67972909
> living
>>67972909
living
