English posters, how did you react to learning about The American Revolution in school? At what age does you country deem it appropriate to teach your children about the time it lost to America and how America would eventually become the #1 super power in the world?
>>67951495
If it weren't for Yankees chimping out, we could have had based Pitt the Younger for a prime minister.
>>67951495
At least they teach world history in elementary school, the American public education system is beyond repair.
The American what?
>>67951495
we never learnt about it
didnt learn about that at all, all i learnt about was ww1 and ww2.
also you arent that great anymore, neither are we, you're just as fucked as we are.
>>67951495
wait, you guys aren't part of the commonwealth?
>>67951495
It never came up. I heard about it in passing, in media, and from reading about it. But for that period of our history we were busy with more important things, so it's not really part of our curriculum.
>inafter irrelevant countries
>>67951495
alright, america, sit the fuck down
we already have quite enough of our own history
>>67954059
>>67954083
You guys got BTFO in the American Revolution so badly that they refuse to teach you guys about it?
your so irrlevent we don't learn about it
>>67954315
>Britain
>history
zozzle
>>67954171
Hahaha hahaha!
Were the best. You're our client state.
Why would we learn about something that was incredibly small to us? Our history stretches back 2k+ years
We don't learn about it.
It is seen as that irrelevant that we don't even give a fuck.
Vietnam? We learn about that, but not the American revolution.
>>67954374
YEAH DUDE I GUESS LMAO HAHA
>>67954439
I didn't say it was good history, merely that we had enough of it
>>67954249
> not teaching about when England got BTFO by Americans
>>67954455
dude military base empire haha
>>67954374
haha they teach their students arabic now instead of history
>>67951495
We learn about things way before that like the plague, london fire, henry the VIII and guy fawkes
stuff like teh civil war and magna carta
we don even get taught you boon history in the regular curriculum
I was given a choice between modern history which was prohibition, the great depression in germany and world war 1 and 2
OR we couldve learn about the indians (native americans) an dthat time period
I chose modern history
>>67951495
>Be UK, lose to America. Shrug it off, colonize the upper part of North America while your ungrateful but still white descendents do the lower half. Kick France's ass again, colonize Africa and Asia
>Be America, lose against Vietnam
Honestly losing the war was good for the fledgeling empire. We learned the lessons necessary to dominate India & co with.
>>67954571
Yeah. We have military bases in over 120 countries around the world.
Not to mention, we own all your politicians by the balls.
>Brits claiming that they don't know about the American Revolution.
>When George Washington was voted the greatest military enemy in the history of Great Britain just a few years ago.
Uh-huh. Sure.
>>67954580
Lmao I guess that's true wow us Brits we are so stupid
We learned that the Americans were separatists, who pretended they wanted representation as an excuse to leave, but when it was offered to them, they turned it down. Then Britain said fuck it, had a bit of a fight, but had more valuable places to defend and let them secede.
>>67954479
Seriously? It's still part of history. Hell, we covered all the Commonwealth in block after UK stuff.
History topics I learned in highschool were as follows:
Nazi Germany (before ww2)
Cold war
US civil rights movement
>>67954415
>irrelevant
>farmers with pitch forks BTFO greatest army at the world at the time and turned the land into the greatest nation the world has ever seen
you salty as fuck bruh
>>67954648
oh also vietnam sorry i forgot
[spoiler]kek[/spoiler]
>>67954683
sure u do pal
>>67954374
It's not a particularly noteworthy part of our history.
>>67954695
>the greatest military enemy in the history of Great Britain just a few years ago.
Well that's bullshit, Our greatest enemy would either be Napoleon or Hitler.
>>67954648
>We learn about things way before that like the plague, london fire, henry the VIII and guy fawkes
>stuff like teh civil war and magna carta
>we don even get taught you boon history in the regular curriculum
>I was given a choice between modern history which was prohibition, the great depression in germany and world war 1 and 2
>OR we couldve learn about the indians (native americans) an dthat time period
>I chose modern history
truth
this is the curriculum in UK
>>67951495
They're even making it a requirement to learn Islamic History while British history is optional so I doubt they learn much about our Revolution.
>>67954695
I love it when americans think they know shit about britain when they clearly don't
>>67954739
Seriously. It's not taught here (although maybe in higher education).
>>67954695
We know about it, they just don't teach it to us.
They don't react. History is a frightening thing for the average Brit, so every failure or bit of incompetence is glossed over. Losing an absolute goldmine of a continent that would proceed to dominate them politically and culturally is considered a minor event in the UK, the citizens of which prefer Mr. Rudyard Kipling's fairytales
>>67954814
>losing the most profitable colony you ever had was not noteworthy
Boy, you got cucked fucking hard.
>>67954808
We do.
You type like a 14 year old so you probably are too ignorant to understand how influencial the United States is in European political events.
>>67954772
Vietnam isn't the greatest nation in the world
Oh wait, sorry, got confused there for a moment
>>67954895
>a requirement to learn Islamic History
You what?
>>67954945
he's not 14, he's just northern
>>67954937
>the most profitable colony you ever had
lol that was India m8, we learnt about that
>>67951495
English posters seem to be ignorant of the Glorious Revolution and common law tradition. Their attacks on the Second Amendment consistently depend on ignorance of their own history.
>>67954937
That was India. America wound up cheaper to let go, because England still had the benefit of trade.
I would think America would be a significant part of the age of colonialization and the way the brittish empire was formed.
They still teach about the british empire, right?
>>67954945
>caring about grammar on 4chan
lol ok maybe reddit is a more suitable place for you
>>67954937
Our most profitable colony was India...
>>67954937
That happened in 1948 bruh. You weren't shit compared to India, ironically.
You destroyed the entire world. Thanks a lot, asshole. If Britain won none of this would have happened.
![Smug_Pepe[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NX3WZMf.png "Smug_Pepe[1].png")
>>67955070
>lol that was India m8
Last time I checked, India's GDP isn't higher than ours
>>67954178
Unfortunately not.
>>67951495
There's never any telling what would result from a different path in history but it seems like both nations would be better if we had never split. Any other Amerifats and/or bongs agree?
>>67954374
you do know how much more important history we have to learn?
>>67955102
>They still teach about the british empire, right?
Yep.
>>67951495
>learning about The American Revolution in school
>>67955108
No. Just propor sentence structure.
Not asking much. Just don't type like a dumb nigger.
Thanks.
>>67955182
I sometimes dream of what could have been had we never split.
>>67955108
4chan has always cared about grammar tho
not to anally retentive standards, no, but if you type like that people are gonna call you up on it
even /b/ gets weird about it dude
besides, it is called English, I guess
>>67954937
You peace of shit. Your people helped destroy the world.
Imagine if Britain won. Imagine how better the world would be.
>>67954904
You're not doing anything to prove him wrong, Brit
>>67955175
>USA in the 21st century is the same as the USA in the 18th century
Are you retarded?
>>67954847
>>67954904
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-enemies-idUSBRE83E0BL20120415
This is just one of several articles posted, just google it if you don't believe me. I don't agree with it either, but the fact stands that Britons must have learned about the American Revolution at some point to be making claims like that.
1814 Best yer of my loif
>>67955175
India was more profitable as a colony to the UK that the US ever was, retard
>American reading comprehension
>>67951495
I found it interesting how we lost America way before the height of the British empire.
>>67954814
>acting like birth of the greatest country in the world from your country really isnt notable history
fucking sad m8
>>67955207
Like becoming a province of France with no sovereignty and destroying your own legal philosophy?
>>67954648
>yfw Ireland learns about 19th century Westminster politics from an Irish nationalist perspective.
>yfw Irish students probably know more about UK history than the UK.
>>67955267
>>67955335
oh no people are going to downvote me and my comment history will look bad i better type like im writing an easy
>>67955524
Considering the fact schools are now full of Muslims and chavs, it wouldn't surprise me.
>>67955363
>>67955478
>being this booty-blasted about not taking into account the long-term profitability of a nations net worth
>not realizing bong-heads were dumb-enough to think it was cheaper to let go of what would seen be the most resource-able country on the planet
KEK
WEW LADS
No wonder Britain takes orders from us now, you're all retards.
>>67955542
So are you from Scotland? Is that why you type like a illiterate bagpipe-nigger?
>>67955524
They have schools in ireland?
>>67955506
As far as wars go it was fairly minor, there was much bigger stuff going on at the time. We learnt about America when it was actually important, ie during the 20th century.
>>67955678
yeah sure whatever you say amerifag
>>67955542
mate, I am just trying to subtly imply that you haven't been here for that long
>>67951495
americans love their history don't they.. shame there isnt more of it eh
>>67955345
Retard alert!
>>67954496
>>67954571
>>67954808
>>67954723
>british banter
>>67955379
You overestimate the average Brit- his iq is 3 or 4 points lower than that of the white American, and that's not even adjusted for income. There's a reason they only have two or three good universities
WE
>>67955631
The reason why the USA became the biggest nation on earth was due to The World Wars. Without the American Revolution the world wars would have (probably) never happened.
>>67955874
DRINK
>>67955631
>taking into account the long-term profitability of a nations net worth
So still India?
>dumb-enough to think it was cheaper to let go of what would seen be the most resource-able country on the planet
Oh, you mean Rhodesia?
Letting that go was a far bigger mistake.
>>67955815
who even fucking cares though honestly, you can read it fine i fucking dont care dude
>>67955506
this
i honestly think it all boils down to butthurt
theres really no arguing that the birth of the most powerful country in the world from your own isnt relevant, no matter how many butthurt bongs come to this thread
>>67955932
AMERICAS
>>67955345
Having fun on that internet we made?
>>67955173
>destroyed the entire world
And... we are... what, dead? Tard.
>>67955175
they're saying they made more vassalbux off India than America, besides, when the french rolled in, they deemed us too expensive to keep. Still we did btfo of them. Hoo rah.
>>67955182
>unfortunate
>not part of EU
Yeah, no. I like being not tied to their never ending cuckery. Much the same as England's learning.
>>67955207
>more important history
Like what, when the french owned your ass so hard you weren't worth occupying? Or when Scotts btfo your bitch ass army? Or how about when we cleaned up your mess with Germany, because you couldn't win? It's just another loss, compared to our two.
I count the civil war not because I'm confederate or anything else retarded, I think that was a fucking tragedy that we had to off half our union's economy from fucking politics. At least we had a decent enough reason to break away from you ass holes, and I'm damn glad we did.
Still, I love England, I'm just not English half a world away, I mean look at fucking Leaf Land and their sad asses.
>>67955216
>can answer questions not like a tard
Could you tell me what they do teach about? I mean like, in primary school, what history do they go over that you remember? Also, what's it like in English education? Do you feel like the teachers are tards that only got in because they couldn't do anything else or because they actually care, or is it kinda moreso one way or another? I like you, you answer questions, and I like anyone else that's not full of shit that can answer questions.
>>67955790
>killed numerous civilians of one of your own colonies
>skips it because "there was bigger stuff going on"
it blows my mind you cucks dont even learn about it
>>67954977
>Britcuck getting BTFO
>"uhhhh....ummm.....Vietnam! Ha, betcha feel bad now!"
Nobody in America cares about the Vietnam War anymore. Hell, nobody in VIETNAM cares about it. Our approval rating there is at almost 80% (just google US-Vietnam relations). A fucking McDonals opened in Ho Chi Mihn city recently. So much for muh communism.
>>67955943
ok, let me try this again
ARE YOU NEW HERE OR WHAT?
>>67954374
To be fair they do have a fucking long history.
American history only goes back to the 16th century.
Brittania was romans n sheit.
>>67955904
And we're back to back champs. Get mad, fag. Get furious.
>>67956022
PISS
>>67955904
So no Manifest Destiny or Monroe Doctrine?
>>67956022
eh ,close enough
>>67956078
>mad fat gets mad type mad tears
>>67955943
>who even fucking cares
I'm guessing not your paymasters at the dole office.
>>67955965
>theres really no arguing that the birth of the most powerful country in the world
I'm sure they learn about China and Russia.
>>67955943
BAGPIPE-NIGGER DETECTED!
>>67956105
yes dued i am new pee pee the frog lmao dank memes haha u got me
>>67956085
So I guess you understand why we don't care about your war of independence, then?
>>67955904
>USA became the biggest nation on earth was due to The World Wars
US's manufacturing capability was already in the process, it was our isolationism that allowed us to build up our infrastructure so well before we got involved in either world wars.
Lern more
>>67955936
>still India
Last time I checked, the US had more livable space and higher production of natural resources. :^)
>Oh, you mean Rhodesia?
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh man, this is why I love you fucking Aussies, so god damn fucking funny, hahaha, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!
>England will never be the land of the free™
>>67956241
called it
welcome to 4chan friendo :)
>>67951495
Close to Nothing, all i remember being told the french blockaded the British fleet and we had to give up america because we couldn't reinforce or keep it. Im not even sure if that was the curriculum or just acquired knowledge
>>67956082
Because we have 2000+ years of history.
The Seven Years war or the Roman Invasion of Britain or both the world wars are bigger than the American revolution.
>>67956292
Rhodesia was described as the breadbasket of Africa.
>>67956082
Did you learn about nauru in school?
![9a14c8fa5cb5bf8842046d5e1084ee1e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cDMnH5C.jpg "9a14c8fa5cb5bf8842046d5e1084ee1e[1].jpg")
>>67955817
We work with what we've got. Pic related. Combination historical renactment, history lesson, and marksmanship training. For all ages who can handle a .22 rifle and above.
>>67956078
>Still we did btfo of them.
Curious that your flag isn't French, if you're claiming the BTFO.
>Or how about when we cleaned up your mess with Germany, because you couldn't win?
When was this?
>>67956292
>Last time I checked, the US had more livable space and higher production of natural resources. :^)
Only because the UK didn't take proper charge of the place. But India is starting to catch up now.
And why are you laughing about Rhodesia: Former Breadbasket of the World?
>>67956078
>>unfortunate
>>not part of EU
>Yeah, no. I like being not tied to their never ending cuckery. Much the same as England's learning.
Fucking retard, being part of the Commonwealth doesn't mean EU.
>what are Canada, Australia, New Zealand...
The only American history we learnt at school was Rosa Parks and MLK. Which is very appropriate, since blacks built your country and are probably the most noteworthy people in your history.
>>67956245
if vietnam was the most powerful country in the world today you would have a point
>>67951495
>learning about The American Revolution in school?
I don't think it's taught mate. I was in school during the 80s and we weren't taught about it.
My daughter is studying history at college and she tells me that it's all about ww1 and Vikings.
Anything I know about US history is self taught. Founding fathers, declaration of independence, spilling British tea in Boston, being our mates (sort of), American civil war.
And loads of other fascinating topics.
My interest is more in British Iron Age and 'pre history'. There are shitloads of weird stone carvings all over and nobody knows what they mean. The pic is cup and ring marks. Also standing stones. What are they about?
>>67956082
The Patriot is a good documentary.
We learn more about India and decolonisation in the 20th century.
Seriously, it's strange how Americans get triggered when they realise most Britons don't care about the American revolution.
We do care about Suez though. Stabbed us in the back there you cunts.
>>67956078
>they're saying they made more vassalbux off India than America, besides, when the french rolled in, they deemed us too expensive to keep. Still we did btfo of them. Hoo rah.
Yes, because they had India up farther into the age of industry when they could really put the colonies to serious economic output.
If they had the US still, the lower cost of travel and transportation of resources and the viable long-term livability would've provided not only natural resource supplementary to the UK itself, but it would've provided millions in terms economic worth for real estate.
>>67956245
I don't give a shit what you think, faggot. It's a matter of you fucks not even properly learning about it, probably due to some level of national shame over the event. Don't pretend like you fucks wouldn't love it if the US were another Commonwealth realm.
>>67956082
we learn about the fucking MAGNA CARTA
or about the division of church and state
and DIVISION OF CATHOLIC CHURCH AND CHURCH OF ENGLAND
littirally world shaking issues tha changed EVERYTHING for everyone not your bogus hookum dindu taxes nonsense. its just puritans going apeshit WHEN WE TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF OUT OF ENGLAND FOR BEING CRAZY GOD FEARING RETARDS
>>67956408
Dude, they don't even learn about Nanking or WW2 in general. Too shamefurr of a dispray.
>>67951495
america only became independent because you literally matter less than sugar
>>67956499
The Black's in america have more history than whites.
hmm...
>>67956499
Makes sense tbqh, most of your teachers are women and british women love blacks
>amerifats surprised that nobody gives a shit about their revolution
It was literally a minuscule part of a huge European War.
>>67955524
>mfw my primary school didn't teach history at all
>mfw when was in secondary school history one day my teacher asked me about the Easter Rising and I had literally never heard of it before
>mfw his shock and disbelief
Years have passed since then, and yet I still feel the shame.
Do a lot of primary schools teach history? and science? Mine didn't, but I think mine was just shitty. Shouldn't have gone to a catholic school desu.
>>67956387
Rhodesia was some of, if not outright, the most productive farmland in Africa, yes. To compare the amount of resources in Rhodesia to the modern borders of the United States though? It's not even a fucking contest, in fact it's pretty absurd to claim that the two are even remotely comparable.
Granted, I seriously doubt that the US would have its current borders of Britain had hung on to it, and in fact I find the entire argument the other anon's making is retarded, but still. Rhodesia = America? Really?
>>67956635
No one likes you roach.
>>67951495
Um, they don't really learn about the revolutionary war in school because it was a side note of e French and Indian war and it happened right before the Napoleon wars and French revolution. These events were far more important. You have to realize our education sucks and we practically got our asses handled with the exception of French support and a few battles. English history goes back to the Roman empire. So we don't have any priority in their history till ww1
>>67956635
How's that double digit iq and life as our colony?
>>67956387
>Rhodesia was described as the breadbasket of Africa.
If the UK still had Rhodesia and India, they still couldn't match up to what the US is making annually.
>>67956613
>the full force of the empire was fighting in America
>'farmers' didn't have help from 2 other major European powers
Kk
All we learned about for our GCSE's (the exams you take at 16, which was leaving age when I was at school) was the US Civil Rights Movement and the Nazis in the Second World War. That was the entirety of our historical knowledge.
No Anglo-Saxon, English or British Monarchs; no Civil War; no Angevin Empire; no Glorious Revolution; no Dissolution of the Monasteries... nothing but "da Nazis wuz evil and blacks wuz slaves". All valid truths worth learning, but there are other things in the world apart from anti-Fascism and anti-Racism
>>67956701
You were literally a french proxy. Think about that for a second.
>>67956557
>probably due to some level of national shame over the event
That doesn't really make sense given the education system tries to shame the EVIL British Empire any chance it gets.
We can thank you for the holocaust shit being rammed down our throats though. Cheers.
i never knew they didn't teach brits about the war. but it's not surprising. US history never talks about the bad parts.
>>67956508
Americans are quite autistic, so they can't imagine anyone having a different experience to their own. Since their national history begins in 1776 and they're all brainwashed about it at school, they assume that everyone else has learnt about it too, yet most people have national histories spanning thousands of years and couldn't care less about such an objectively insignificant event, and almost certainly didn't look at it in school.
Events more Important to our history I remember learning about, many others but can't think off the top of my head. There's so much that lots of stuff that you should really know as an adult gets brushed over
Roman Britain
Bit about 7 kingdoms/Danelaw
1066
100 years war
War of the roses
English civil war
Henry the 8th declaring independence from the Roman Catholic Church
Surprisingly little about the British empire in general, when talking about the Victorians weirdly it's mostly domestic stuff even though that's arguably the most important bit of our history
World war 1
World war 2
Irish independence and the troubles
>>67956380
That's the long and short of it on the military side. Also Britain's best generals were in other parts of the world so we got off a little lucky fighting Cornwallis.
Worth examining the causes of it it from a political and social side. Mostly Americans were pissed that they weren't being represented in Parliament, were being taxed, had soldiers quartered in their homes against their consent, etc.
Lot of deprivation of rights before the war started.
>>67956508
i wa sin school during 90s early 2000s
your are spot on
i was taught:
>The great drepression
>prohibition
>WWI
>WWII
>vietnam
>war of teh roses and kangz and queens n shit
>plague
>magna carta
>henry VIII
>great fire
never reeally once touched on early american history AT ALL
>>67956786
>the british """"empire""""
>beat by a unorganized group of farmers
Britcucks will defend this
>>67956830
>literally a French proxy
>literally belonged to the British Empire and revolted
I can see they don't teach history it Turkmanistan.
>>67956836
They don't teach it because it isn't relevant. Now, they do teach us about Vietnam and how you lost. That's pathetic m8.
>>67951495
To be honest, Britain didn't really have any important repercussions from it until maybe the 20th century.
It was probably like that cousin who stops calling and years later appears in the news as a great sportsman.
>>67956766
It's almost as if Europe was devastated in two massives wars that killed millions of people or something.
>>67956613
Most of the empire was constructed in the 19th century. We fought every European power and kicked them into the dirt over three centuries to build the empire. The US colonies weren't really relevant, and the US didn't become a world power until WW1.
>>67956557
Perhaps because our history spans thousands of years and didn't begin in 1776, silly boy.
>>67956558
>mfw us crazy God-fearing retards built the richest and most powerful empire in the history of this planet
>>67956914
>early american history
You mean the 19th century?
Fucking hilarious how short american """""history"""""" is. Literally Africa bushmen have more history than americans
And people are surprised why they are so uncultured
>>67951495
I fucking love you ameribros you may have rebelled against your parents bit who doesn't, love you always forget about the bantz. MAGA!!!!
>>67956971
>The """"""""""Might"""""""" American Military
>Humiliated by chink farmers
Amerifags will defend this
>>67956882
I love you
>>67956882
>dates our history to 1776
>claims a history of thousands of years before the british state was even formed
>most of it was as a barbarous people who spoke a simpleton's tongue
>>67951495
>how did you react to learning about The American Revolution in school?
never trust redcoats
>>67956986
>British territory
>French proxy
Not mutually exclusive. Learn something. Mehmed is right this time.
>>67957073
Jeez, it's almost like the US has strategic value on a global scale by being so isolated.
But you're right, having India would've been much more tactically viable, ya know, what with being so close to Japan and China.
>>67956631
Most teachers being women is a thing in most western countries I believe.
>>67956527
>Suez
Don't even go there m8. Even the ISRAELIS proved themselves a more trustworthy ally
>>67957137
no i meant ANY history
we didnt learn about native americans/civil war/
OH OH WE WERE TAUGHT ABOUT PEARL HARBOUR AS A FOOT NOTE IN WW2
AHAHAHAAH!!
>>67956675
>To compare the amount of resources in Rhodesia to the modern borders of the United States though?
Why not? Rhodesia had everything resource wise, and was far more manageable. It was only due to liberal white-ants that it wasn't the foremost colony.
>>67956971
>French army and navy = unorganised farmers
I guess Americans don't learn about the Rebellion either.
>w-we didn't even care about America anyways
>we just sent our entire military to its death for no reason
British logic.
>>67957137
US has already produced more culture than you have
Of course it must be hard to accomplish anything when you speak so crude a tongue as the turkish "language"
Never learned about it.
All I remember from those classes were the Hudson Bay Company, beaver trade, Metis and fucking up natives. It sucked shit.
>>67956991
so you're saying the british empire was irrelevant at that point and that's why it wasn't relevant?
imo Vietnam was the most pointless war in the world and I'm ashamed more people didn't dodge the draft.
>>67956986
Read up on lafayette and all the french in the Revolutionary war
It was basically a small proxy war between France and England that deserves its place on the sidelines of history (which is how 99% of the world sees the American Revolution as anyway)
>>67957239
You've never read history, I can tell you that much. Do you know what Proxy means? It was the US that influenced the French into doing their own revolution. Gee, I'm sure the monarchs over in England sure loved being decapitated, all according to their plans, right?
>>67956835
>education system tries to shame EVIL empire
Evidence and statistics would say otherwise.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/british-people-are-proud-of-colonialism-and-the-british-empire-poll-finds-a6821206.html
Most Brits are proud of their former empire, as they should be. Get the fuck out of my face that defeatism of yours, and go make Britain great again.
>>67956971
Our soldiers were used to fighting civilised peoples like the French who fought in honorable rank and file formations. American revolutionaries weren't taught honour so used chimp-out tactics, which of course will win out against redcoats lined up in rows.
>>67957397
>Trying this hard
kek, you're a funny goy, Jamal.
>>67957394
and we didnt even learn that!
wtf are you talking about?
>>67957331
Slow down there bro, make sure to capitalise those words! You're not stupid are you?
>>67957360
At the time the British Army was literally a volunteer force
Fuck you
>>67957382
>US has already produced more culture
>amerifats are so far up their ass that they think culture can be "produced" like some burger
>>67957513
fight me 1v1
>>67957177
>metalworking farmers who partook of international trade
>barbarous
You're confusing us with Africans, old bean
>>67957399
>which is how 99% of the world sees the American Revolution as anyway
>points out a French commander that had influence among the revolutionary ranks
Holy shit you're stupid, can I now say that the US was also a Spanish proxy and a Prussian proxy, since they had commanders influencing them as well, and it was the teachings by a Prussian general that taught the US about proper combat in the field?
It's a good thing the 1% is the only one that matters, aint that right turk-toach?
>>67957137
Fuck off, roach. Yanks are bros.
Even though they hate us.
>>67957513
The French actually started the guerilla thing in North America, and you imbeciles were destroyed by them in several battles because of it. Typical British "knowledge" lel
>>67957360
>Entire military sent to its death
So if our entire military got BTFO how come we're not speaking French right now?
Do they actually teach you this? Is this common core or whatever? The level of propaganda in the USA is scary
>>67957415
The French funded and aided the US because they were enemies with the British.
The French revolution was a separate thing that happened later. The fuck are you even on about?
>>67956387
keep eating up that propaganda, of course it isnt important goy, it was hardly even anything at all :^)
>>67957399
This to be desu
>>67957348
The United States, objectively, OBJECTIVELY, has more agriculture, mineral, geographic, and demographic resources at its disposal. I don't even understand how you could possibly argue this. Even if the nation of Zimbabwe were to become a completely developed first world nation, they wouldn't have the land or manpower to compete with the US 1 to 1 on a global scale.
They'd probably stop a lot of Africans from starving though, so good on them. I'm not trying to argue from a point of blind nationalism here, the nation is simply not large enough to be of the same value as the US at the same level of development.
>>67957382
>US has already produced more culture than you have
here is everything wrong with the US of A
kek good bait there alfredo
>>67957360
>entire military
USA USA USA.
>>67957513
>honor
>in war
So how's your wife's son doing at school
>>67956708
Pretty much this
Look at this way, in terms of teaching history of a country with 1500+ years of actual stuff to teach you have to split it somehow.
Pretty much it's just spilt into, MAJOR shit that happened in the world in the last 100 years, so WW1, WW2, Vietnam, Cold War, and the background/context of those periods, plus critical events in those, Cuban Missile Crisis etc
Pre those periods UK history tends to be spilt into much bigger chunks of learning. Vikings/Norman stuff, Industrial revolution, Henry VIII etc. This tends to be more basic, "how did those people live" type of early teaching stuff. I do remember some lessons about the Boston tea party and the early colonisation of America but really any depth learning about the US revolutionary war wasn't there. Why? Primarily this is a critical event in your nations history, not ours.
>>67957513
War isn't supposed to be neat and cleanly bong, if we have to fight dirty then we'll do it
>>67957382
I'm an American and even I think you are full of shit. The USA has little to no "Culture" you retard. This whole country is a melting pot, if anything, we are in stagnation due to conflicting views.
>>67957711
Hold on we won the seven years war defending Britain and america many great lives lost for the same cause. Don't reject your Anglo heritage for French heritage.
>>67957743
A huge factor of The French Revolution was the fact that The French basically bankrupted themselves funding the US.
>>67957783
>Here be dragons
>>67957636
They were a barbarous people who spoke a simple tongue, sorry senpai. But I'm sure these people, who would not recognize you as their countrymen count as Brits
>>67956408
no i learned about the american revolution and william penn because im not a radiation face, even if i am stuck here.
these fuckers do spend alot of time in school though
>>67957480
Are you retarded?
It literally says right under the headline
>The Empire's history is not widely taught in detail in British schools
And when it is it's BIG BAD EVIL CECIL RHODES etc.
Thankfully most see through the bullshit.
>>67957382
>hollywood
>celebrities
>overall degeneracy
>"culture"
lol
Fucketh thou
>>67957743
>The French funded and aided the US because they were enemies with the British.
"The munitions that France supplied were not in "boatloads", the US largely scavenged their own from British supplies and
made their own."
"France didn't open declare war on Britain until AFTER the US had won several major battles, such as Saratoga."
"France did NOT contribute most of its resources to the war, as they spent maximum, 1.3 billion livres (about £56 million),
in total, that's counting their own costs AND the financial/material support of the US."
Facts, ya know, who needs em?
Putting aside the rhetoric, in all honesty I'd have rather learnt about the American Revolution than fucking Gandhi or niggers chimping out in the 1960s. The focus on 20th century history is very tedious
>>67957382
>america
>culture
ayy lmao the closest you have to culture you have is southern folks that are currently getting cucked
>>67957831
I wouldn't expect some drug grower scum like you to understand the concept of honour, Pablo.
>>67957714
You're fucking nitpicking, bro. More than 50,000 Brits died trying to keep the US from becoming independent.
1776: Declare Independance
1783: Treaty of Paris signed, America a full fledged country
1812: Kick British asses for the second time in a generation
1916: America joins WW1, wins it saving Europe from Germany
~1939 The British come to America on hands and knees begging for food + resources to help England survive the Nazi's
1941: US Joins WW2, defeats both the Nips and Krauts saving the western world yet again.
1969: America wins the Space Race and puts a man on the moon
~1989-1991 USA defeats the USSR saving the Western World YET AGAIN
2016: British anons are still buttmad that their colony grew up to be everything they wish they were
2017: America is made great Again, and saves the world for the umpteenth time from islamic hoardes
>>67957360
actually we were 90% tied up with france in teh 100 year war and had little to no interest in the hedonist complaints of petty god fearing farmers in a shitty colony
>>67957879
How would you know? You cannot even attain English competence and you think you're fit to judge culture? All cultures are more or less mixed.
>>67958053
I understand it perfectly, but it's silly to expect honor when you're fighting for your life and land.
Also, you have no bantz over me, memet.
>>67957680
Why would you think we hate you?
>>67957852
we didnt even know america was still a thing that existed or what they were doing relaly for teh last 200 years till pearl harbour
your literally the north korea of the 1800s
>>67957787
>>67957908
>>67958044
You think in cheap cliche, but I'm sure you know about culture.
>>67958073
>usa wins ww1
>americans actually believe this
hahahahahhha
>>67958067
More than 200,000 of yours died trying to keep some jungle shithole from being communist.
Which one is more pathetic?
>>67958081
True. Joan of Arc is what really helped America gain independence.
>>67958073
Hold on 1812 was an American invasion of Canada which we repelled and burnt down the White House have no idea why some yanks try to claim victory next you'll be saying you won't in Vietnam.
>>67957568
You mean your curriculum in the U.K. or in Canada?
Maybe different provinces taught different things?
We also learned about Vikings coming to P.E.I. and the St.Lawerence trade route.
It was fucking terrible.
>>67958286
>americans actually believe this
No, but we do acknowledge that we contributed.
>>67958073
>America joins WW1
Wait what?
Oh fuck, you actually did. I never noticed that before.
Pic related triggered the Amerifat embassy and it got taken down.
Literally can't handle the bantz.
>>67958073
Russia got to space first, they won the space race
>>67958311
It was more like 60k you numpty.
>>67958286
>on the winning team
>not a single attack on our actual country
sounds like a win to me
>>67958311
>200,000
Where did you pull that number from? Your rotting tea-ridden asshole? If you're talking about Vietnam, 50,000 US died in it.
>>67957964
>France didn't open declare war on Britain until AFTER the US......
wat?
>>67958284
>but I'm sure you know about culture.
>amerifat still doesn't understand what culture is
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>67958387
>Joined when the war was already won to make shekels
>"""""""Contributed"""""""
Same story with WW2, literal war jews
>>67958073
all of these events should be taught in british schools but the butthurt is simply too great
>>67958073
>1916: America joins WW1
wew
>wins it
wew
Germany would've held out for a few more months but revolution was brewing at home and they were running on fumes.
If France didn't interfere, how would the revolution have turned out?
>>67958081
What? The hundred years war was like 300 years before
I think we learned about it in the context that America was used as a penal colony so it had some bearing on the founding of Australia when they rebelled but whatever we did learn was scant.
>>67958073
>1941: US Joins WW2, defeats both the Nips and Krauts saving the western world yet again.
yes i really thank the yanks for that. look what we have America to thank for - the total annihilation of the White race at the behest of the Yids.
Thanks, Uncle SAM.
We were at war with The French at the time, so it sort of gets glossed over. We had literally one history lesson about it, and all we were told was that the French basically fought us off. We never heard about George Washington until years later on Wikipedia.
>>67951495
we aint taught it desu...it really is not relevant to us lol
it was 1 colony out of over 100
>>67958073
winning the space race? Please, you lost that when the USSR put the first man in space
>>67958448
Well I guess they probably get triggered every day knowing that the colony that revolted against them now has military bases in their own country.
>>67958387
yeah no shit you contributed but you hardly won it like some retards believe.
>>67958526
Rich coming from a Turkroach- 90% of your film industry is derived from US and France. Anyway, answer my question, how does it feel to be our colony?
>>67957907
Are YOU retarded? You claimed that British public education tries to shame young Britons for their country's former empire. My source contradicted that, positing that the subject is barely even touched upon. Many more British are fond of the Empire than not, either way.
>>67958485
The same is true of New Zealand
>>67957382
All America ever has produced is Jazz and Pop-Music, aka Nigger-music
Guys
This is what the Jews want us to do...
white people fighting other white people...
let's be friends.
>>67958485
waiting till victory is certain then jumping in at the last second to be on the winning side. sound like pussies to me.
>>67958354
I know even less about canada than the usa as canadian history isnt taught in ANY WAY
from browing pol i self taught that you maybe burnt a white house once thats literally it no diea about yoru history
>>67958841
/thread
>>67958286
We didn't lose and we gave you fucking idiots 110,000 of our finest. Blood spilled to help you faggots win a dispute that wasn't our concern..
>>67958520
Are you retarded or can you not read?
>>67958528
>took out Japan almost entirely alone
>Ivan literally comes storming down in the last couple months before Japan surrenders trying to steal victory
>without the US you would've lost Africa to Germany
>without the US you would've never attempted an invasion of mainland Europe
>it was Rommel that wanted to beef up the Western defenses knowing that there would eventually be a storming of the sea-board
Stay cucked ;)
>>67954741
I wonder who's behind this curriculum.
>>67958841
>white people fighting other white people...
>America
>White people
Pick one
>>67958840
All that America has produced that your mind can appreciate*
>>67954374
you didnt fight the entire british forces though....we was colonizing australia..fighting the zulus AND fighting the french at THE SAME TIME!
we didnt send many ships across the huge atlantic to resupply the troops with arms and men
and we STILL kept you fighting for a decade...eventually we came to a trade deal agreement and left you alone.
back then...trust me if we give up on the zulus and australia and diverted those forces to america instead...this would be your future
but you won fair and square...you was nothing and now you have the throne..........................................................................................................................for now >:3
>>67955965
ITT:
"Nothing important happened today." -King George III
I tried to post this earlier I'm the thread but I was busy trying to pick out three images which were drinks from a series of those which included other food items.
>>67958840
>tfw I like American literature better than British
Does that make me uncultured? I can't stand the likes of Dickens, but greatly enjoy Twain
>>67958553
except it's fucking memey bullshit that delusional ameritards like you actually believe.
>>67958528
Wait, the Americans don't actually believe that they won Wwii, do they?
