>You're out on a date with a dime piece, finally something nice in your miserable fucking life
>Hit it off, she loves your wittiness
>She asks you who you're voting for
>Say Trump, she gives you this face
What do?
>>67959128
>>67959128
>answering honestly to normies
Just say you're not into politics.
You blew it. Supporting Trump is a 100% effective means of contraception. His supporters have opted out of the human gene pool. Stick to sexually frustrated rants about non-whites on /pol/.
>>67959128
Dump the bitch.
>>67959246
cuck kys
>>67959348
kys cuck
>>67959348
Here's you're (You), sir
That will be 14.88 plus tip
>>67959128
i tell her im sorry i will vote for whoever you want me to vote for so i can fuck you
I TURN HER ON THE TRUMP TRAIN. WOMEN ARE MEANT TO BE LEAD.
>Stick to your guns
>Assertively express your opinions
>Don't mention Jews
>Don't mention niggers
>Stick to policy and drive points home
Girls like men with passionate opinions. It doesn't matter if they don't agree with you. Don't bend and don't break and she'll be dropping those panties faster than you can say, "build the wall"
>>67959128
>not saying bernie
why
If they have a problem with Trump, they're not someone I would want to be dating.
Tell her I'm a fucking white male and I'm voting for Trump and she wont be getting any of my massive dick unless she votes for him too.
>dump the bimbo
>make America great again
>find some strange from Tinder
>>67960083
>i would want to be dating
>nose ring
you need to do some soul searching
>>67959128
Stay confident and respectful. Say something vague like you want a strong leader.
Just don't back peddle with women. Ever.
>>67960264
just say you hate mexicans. youll probably just remind her of her dad which some women like.
>>67960083
>he doesn't know trump demographics are cesspools of inferior genetics
>>67960347
>inferior genetics
>pretends like carl and aids shrillex arent the biggest memes right now
>>67959128
Say you leave politics to wiser men than yourself sarcastically.
Its a red dead redemption line, be an alpha male like john marston. Seriously, nobody likes people who are too opinionated about politics.
NEVER, EVER REVEAL YOUR POWER LEVELS TO WOMEN.
Trump supporter and outspoken in politics, I hooked up with a middle eastern SJW type girl with little effort. Women like authoritarian men.
>>67959128
>mis-representing the fact that a true patriot would never leave home without his MAGA cap on.
>>67959128
cum on her tits
>>67959128
who cares what a bitch think
>>67959128
Just fuck her well that night and put her on the trump train
>In a chat with a bunch of friends everyday
>Like them when they're not discussing politics
>I don't even have to mention Trump and they randomly start attacking him
>Defended him once and they called me "one of those people" and got very distant for the night
>Just shut up and let them have their echo chamber
>They don't even attack his policies, just call him a terrible human being and saying he isn't even successful
>Call him Drumpf and "Tronald Dump"
I guess it is right, you really can't discuss politics or religion with friends unless you know they align with your views
I'm 6'6" with a 10 inch cock
>>67960251
You're pants on head retarded if you think that's me.
>>67961096
What is her ideal height and dick size?
>>67959246
>>normies
Stick to your containment board
>>67959215
me and my wife on right
>>67959128
That's the face she makes once she realizes you're 5'4" with a 4 inch cock
>>67960565
you are a degenerate nigger and i hope you get syphilis kys
>>67959128
she is clearly having an orgasm,hurry and jam it in.
>>67959128
>What do?
say "just kidding, im voting for hillary!" drive us both back to her place, bang her brains out, cum on her face, then as i'm walking out the door and she's closing it i'll say:
"by the way i was serious and im voting for trump, hillary is a war criminal, cya slut!"
then i run away as fast as i can before she decides to file false rape allegations.
>>67960941
kek. I work with all women in a pharmacy and all they talk about all day is: Trump said this, Trump said that. They might as well just endorse him already desu senpai
>Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got.
Janis Joplin
Tell her to learn some manners because you don't discuss politics at the table. What's this disgusting slag gonna do next, wipe her mouth on the tablecloth?
No thanks, I'm not calling her the next day.
Retain frame, be funny and turn it back on her.
Seriously, i you can't handle a woman's opinions you're a cuck.
Women have issues with everything. If yours doesn't she's either lying or high.
>>67959883
Underrated post
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>>67959128
I had to do this two weeks ago.
>Her: I hate years when we have to choose presidents. All of the posts are about it on Facebook. Especially fucking Trump
>Me: What's wrong with Trump?
>Her: Are you seriously voting for him?
>Me: Of course.
>Her: Really? He's racist.
>Me: So? What does that mean to me? I'm white. He's good for me.
>Her eyes go wide: Wowwwwwwwwwww... I didn't think you'd be racist.
>Me: Oh well. I don't mind you as long as you don't steal my wallet.
>Her: Ha Ha Ha. I get it. Because I'm a gypsy? I was adopted you know.
>Me: Doesn't matter, it's still funny. We're going to see 10 Cloverfield Lane btw, are you getting popcorn before the movie?
>Her: Yeah. I hope you got seats in the middle again like the last time.
I got a blowjob later that night... and she still likes me despite my being an open shitlord.
Pic sorta related: not her, but looks kinda like her.
>>67962399
>you don't discuss politics at the table
i don't get this meme
>>67959128
"So, what would you do to buy my vote?"
>>67963157
#STUMPED
whats with all these n*rmalfaggots here anyway
>>67963157
She stole your your mana and sold it on the black market.
>>67963830
>whats with all these n*rmalfaggots here anyway
Did you forget where you were? /pol/ is for normalfags and ubermensch. Go back to your baw containment board >>>/r9k/
>>67964036
I lol'd.
>>67963157
this is the right way to do it, unapolagetically standing up for your political beliefs will earn you respect, especially among women. a lot of men these days are tripping over themselves trying not to offend women, when in reality they love it when their sensibilities are challenged by a man, deep down. it's something they don't get anywhere near enough of anymore
>>67964160
sorry i forgot it's 2016
also lol "ubermensch"
