>wake up
>you are now in an african city
Wat do?
Throw a basketball one way and run the other way
Survive and run to the South where there are gated white communities.
Build my house out of titanium with no windows and triple reinforced doors. If you enter the key combination wrong to get in you will be set on fire.
run for mayor
>>67956054
Make Africa great again.
>>67956054
Become a slave master ... it's in my genes,after all.
>>67956054
I colonize it with my bros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
>>67956533
lol that filename
>>67956054
Outsmart them and become a warlord. Won't be hard since they're niggers
go on with my day
any pale motherfucker would be fucked i feel
>>67956054
Make Africa great again.
>>67956989
>>67957257
>make africa great for the first time
>>67956054
Start my own cartel and make carne asada all weekends.
>>67957205
That's kinda racist man
>>67957363
It was great when colonized by europeans.
pay some cute African lolis to be my harem
>>67956054
I'd be ok, I covered the Paris/Dakar Rally as a Photojournalist a while ago. Also spent time in Egypt.
>>67957363
That post was low kang.
>>67956054
Use my superior intelligence to become their ruler them gather an army and conquer all Africa, after that cross the sea to Europe and destroy the hole fucking continent.
I'm sure it's not that hard I'm pretty smart.
do what i actually do cuz third world country lololololol
>>67957462
Your new here arin't you
Organize and mobilize them with huge promises of gibmedats, take over the region, and either create a thriving state where no one cares about the gibmedats anymore or die making a mark in history as they turn on me.
Cry.
grab a beer desu, it will probably be hot there
>>67956054
Use my basic understanding of hygiene to become a rich witch doctor
poldhesia
>>67956054
Begin civilization process
>>67956054
Paint my face black for disguise and go to embassy.
>>67956054
Use my superior intellect to become leader of the city and take over surrounding areas. Sooner or later, militias get pissed with me at and try to take me out. All the blackies I've conquered, believing me to be a god, defend me at all costs. We rout the militias and the deserters and wounded join my cause. I declare our territory a sovereign nation upholding liberal ideals so that Western cucks will donate money to me. I use the funds to arm my country and purge undesirables. As my borders expand and population swells, I call for mass education to outfit my citizens with technical and service skills so that we may maintain our shit. I kick the Chinese out of Africa. I take over all of Sub-Saharan Africa in a decade or two. Meanwhile all throughout the process, I have a harem of supple Nubian goddesses to deflect accusations of racism. My mixed-race sons become my personal guard whereas my mixed-race daughters become ambassadors and teachers.
>all it took to make Africa work was a NEET who plays a shit-ton of grand strategy games and knows how to bullshit gullible liberals
>>67956054
paint myself black so they dont kill me for being white.
then use my intellect to trick them into paying for my trip home.
Take malaria pills every 30 minutes and curse the fact that I ever played such a shit game as farcry2.
Find the fastest way out, if all else fails...Kill myself
rape as many women as possible and die of aids
>>67956054
Ask one of the fine, strapping well endowed gentleman to fuck my wife
>>67956054
Find the nearest Chinamen and get a job.
>>67959423
also I would make enough to leave then go homo.
Make my way to Kenya, find that chick I slept with back in college and punch her in the face.
Wonder how I ended up in Paris.
> Morning: Go to local museums and art galleries
> Noon: Lunch at highly reguarded restaurant that meets strict standards of hygeine
> Afternoon: Care-free wander around city center to soak up the congenial atmosphere and marvel at historic and modern architecture
> Evening: Light dinner then relax to string quartet at local opera house
>>67956054
buy a toyota?
