In case you needed another reason to hate the swedes.
http://www.pressherald.com/2016/03/18/sweden-asks-eu-to-help-stop-american-lobster-invasion/
>>67931303
Sweden why.
I love lobster and crab. This is unreal. What's next? No more pork?
>>67931303
I'm too lazy to read the article, but... Lobster is a miracle "crop". Their numbers have not dwindled at all despite the amount we take in a year. They're hardy, and replenish their numbers quickly, making them a great source of food.
>>67931303
Not reading. Ate enough fishy cunts last night, trump's arsehole is me my next mrs.
>>67931775
They're worried that certain parasites/diseases that exist in our lobsters will infect their subspecies of lobster--at least that is what the Swedes are claiming. Apparently, people have been releasing them.
>>67931303
Freedom loathing collectivist filth. Yiff in hell.
>>67932084
They are also worried that interbreeding could destroy the european lobsters diversity
>>67932012
wait until you're sober to post again australiloo
Good
I hate lobsters
>>67932187
Maybe they should build a lobster wall.
>>67932084
>>67932187
So their lobsters are getting cucked by big american lobster cock?
>>67931679
Are you an idiot? It's to prevent living american lobsters from being planted into the wild because they're a threat to the native lobster. There are plenty of invasive species in european waters causing trouble because they spread diseases that kill the native species. Look at the king crabs in norway. King crabs are tasty as hell but they're eradicating other species of crabs that are also tasty.
If they only tried to protect the native european humans as much as the native lobsters.
>>67931303
Meh.
I don't need additional reasons to hate Sweden.
I need any reasons to NOT hate them.
>trying to prevent invasive species
thats a good thing though
>>67932288
Nice dubs.
Have you guys thought about eating the lobsters and not releasing them?
BIG
>sweden protecting europe from an invasive species
>>67932187
Poetry.
>>67932288
>he didn't read the article
American lobster are not invasive at all.
>>67931303
Shellfish is not halal
>>67931303
>But Swedish officials are taking it seriously. The country’s marine agency said Friday that American lobster can carry diseases and parasites that could spread to the European lobster and boost its mortality rate. It also said interbreeding could have negative genetic effects that threaten the survival of the European species.
What a bunch of fucking racists!
>>67932012
>you all might be seeing a drunk shit posting Australian that you might want to ignore
>but me, I see an opportunity
So tell me, What are your views on the emu war?
>>67932187
That delicious irony.
>>67932012
>that entire sentence
>mfw
>>67931775
>>67931303
shellfish are the roaches of the sea
>>67931303
>lobster invasion
good, fuck america
get em somewhere else
>>67932393
That's what people should do but some idiots think that they can make money by planting their own into the wild.
>>67932437
They're still competing for food so in the long term it's a threat to the native species. It's better to be able to enjoy both european and american lobster instead of just american lobster. They're both good, but different. Why are /pol/ suddenly supporting race mixing?
If I claim I'm lobsterkin, wonder if I'll be protected by my own state for once then?
>>67931303
maine lobsters are pretty good though, sven,
even better than the ones at this side of the atlantic
there is a problem with our(usa) lobster
>>67932084
When America sends their lobsters, they're not sending their best. They're bringing parasites, they're bringing diseases. They're stringy. And some, I assume, are good crustaceans.
Pol i think we need to make this into a ebin new meme, it's a golden opportunity.
>>67932680
>Why are /pol/ suddenly supporting race mixing?
We're relishing the irony.
>>67932084
>trusting Swedish marine science research
Things you should not do
>>67931303
why? is it offending the muslims?
lobster is delicious. Well I'm gonna go eat a hot dog.
>>67932815
>Trusting Swedish marine anything
They couldn't find a Russian submarine in waist deep water.
>>67932811
That americans want to push race mixing? Why do you think jews don't eat shellfish? That would be cannibalism. I bet soros is behind this.
NOT ALL LOBSTERS
>>67932766
NOT ALL CRUSTACEANS
FREEDOM'D
>>67932288
Even the american lobsters are alpha
>>67932766
We're gonna' make seafood great again.
>sweden
>pls staph lobster invasion
>>67931775
That's because of the fisheries restrictions. It has nothing to do with the species biology. Lobster catch laws are pretty well defined.
>>67932598
And chickens are dinosaurs
is sweden offering to deport american lobsters back home?
>>67932084
>>67932815
It says right in the article that the diseases they are using as justification are either, A) not contagious B) no longer even exists, or C) only affects shrimp.
>>67931303
>Implying I can afford to eat lobster
OPEN YOUR WATERS SVEN.
>>67931303
Sweden likes to import people into Europe but not lobsters? Not very progressive Sweden.
THEYRE NOT AMERICAN THEY LIVE IN THE OCEAN
>>67931303
substitute muslim or nigger every time lobster is mentioned in that article and they would have a valid argument
>>67933303
So they are pretty much lobster racists?
>>67932283
Are you ready to see all the young spiny Euro lobsters get BUTTERED by the big clawed US lobsters? I am.
WHO LIVES IN A KEKOLDSHED UNDER THE SEA?
>>67932288
Your blood is tainted by generations of race mixing with Laplanders. You're basically Finns.
>>67931303
Oh, NOW they want to stop the invasion!
I skimmed the retarded article:
-they are afraid of diseases: one only affects shrimp and not lobsters, one doesn't seem to exist anymore(at least not in Maine lobsters anymore), and the last one says that it can only infect if the waters are warmer which it isn't in Europe.
-they are scared of interbreeding, fucking hypocrites. What's wrong with interbreeding anyways? Wouldn't that make the first disease less likely to kill in the long run if their offspring even survives to adulthood?
-jobs and money. They want European fisheries to keep their money in Europe rather than overseas buying American lobsters (again fucking hypocrites), I can see their reasoning here though.
>>67931303
>Africans and Muslioms bring AIDS, chlamidya, polio, leprosy, and fuckloads of new viruses, colds, and diseases that arent even on the books yet
>BAN LOBSTER! IT'S BAD!
>>67931303
Did you make this thread to reinforce everyone's opinion about dumb americunts? If you actually read the article there is a good reason behind the rationale, as your lobsters spread diseases and act as an invasive species. It warrants a further investigation at the very least.
>>67933469
SpongBjorn cuckpants ?
>>67933634
No, dude. You didn't read the article.
>>67933634
THEY'RE JUST HARMLESS LOBSTERS WHO WANT A BETTER HOME YOU SPECIESIST PRICK
>>67932392
survival of the fittest, darwin is rolling in his grave from your comment
>>67933634
No you hellass it was made to taste the sweet sweet irony.
Even sweedish lobsters are c.ucked.
>>67933634
>If you actually read the article there is a good reason behind the rationale, as [third world migrant] spread diseases and act as an invasive species. It warrants a further investigation at the very least.
We are going to prevent lobsters from coming here, and make Maine pay for it.
>>67931303
I thought it was because shellfish is haram or something.
>>67933634
Are you missing the sheer irony of the situation on purpose? They're saying that interbreeding could destroy the diversity of the European lobster while forcing more and more sandnigger and nigger migrants into Sweden.
>>67933634
For sweet water crayfish there's a big problem with the north american Signal Crayfish having wiped out the native crayfish in southern sweden because of the diseases it carries. They're basically worried the same shit might happen with lobsters if they aren't careful.
>>67933303
>only affects shrimp
So it's fine to potentially introduce a deadly disease because it only affects shrimp? What kind of retard logic is that?
>>67933634
HEY BRO,
COOL IT WITH THE MICRO AGRRESSIONS BRAH!!
What's the issue here? That they don't conform to your carnist standards?
Veganism literally is the way. You are saving your body, you are saving this planet, and saving countless innocent animal lives
>>67934024
Maine is mostly white so of course Sweden hates everything that comes from there.
I could kill for some lobster right now.
>>67931303
I don't eat lobster, who cares. Noone I know eats it either. Tastes like water.
>>67934355
>innocent animal lives
They are all guilty. Guilty of being delicious
>>67934355
Tell that to all the wildlife you're killing due to pesticide run off.
Poisoned lakes, the reason for the drop of the bee population, and if that continues without the bees we won't be able to polinate anything and all that will be left are woody non fruit bearing trees.
all because you had to go play moral fag.
good job m8.
>>67934077
>it's an Alan B. goes berserk episode
>>67931303
even swedish lobsters are getting cucked
what a cuck culture
fuck you sweden
>>67933469
SWED-ISH LOB-STERS
>>67933544
>They want European fisheries to keep their money in Europe rather than overseas buying American lobsters (again fucking hypocrites),
Lol, now you want open borders, who's the hypocrite?
As if this is a loss for you anyway, swedes on average don't eat lobster.
>Ericson said more than 30 Maine lobsters have been found along Sweden’s west coast in recent years
>30
The EU is banning american lobster because of 30 fucking lobsters, yet the rapefugees have caused far more damage and they want MORE coming in. Fucking Europeans.
>>67931303
>>67931303
This is actually good. American lobster is invasive species in Europe and it's destroying local endogenous lobster population. It's more based on enviromental reasoning than Culinary reasoning. This time, SWEDEN YES!
lobster fisherman here
>30 lobsters in 8 years
>invasion
ok swedecucks, how about you worry about your human invasion problem first. ok?
> more than 30 Maine lobsters have been found along Sweden’s west coast in recent years
IT'S A FUCKING EPIDEMIC, THIS SNIBBEDY-SNAB MENACE MUST ME STOPPED
>>67935032
You only care about this because you're not the one making cash exporting the refugees.
>>67933480
Amerifag being this retarded...
>>67934703
Lol, this post made me laugh hard. Thank you, Canada.
>yfw lobster cucks
>>67931303
Everything on the west coast is irradiated but nobody says anything about it, maybe its that.
not to mention they were found with bands on
are you kidding me? is this a joke?
>>67932288
>They're American, these crayfish, and like most things American, they've eaten the natives. And they still have room for more.
>Swedes are smart enough to ban lobsters but not refugees.
>>67935160
Hmm.... The irony.
>>67932288
>There are plenty of invasive species in european waters causing trouble
Like those refugees?
>Sweden cares more about stopping 30 lobsters than boatloads of kebab and Somalians
SHUT
IT
ALL
DOWN
THESE LONGCRABS WILL SEDUCE SWEDISH WOMEN AND DAMAGE SWEDISH VALUES
UNRELATED: SOMALIANS WELCOME
>>67935524
Maybe the lobsters will save them.
>>67933515
Muslims raping white women is fine, but lobsters breeding with lobsters! Disgusting! This is their culture you're talking about! Fucking cucks.
>>67931303
>It says the American species can carry diseases and parasites and have negative genetic effects.
Get better lobsters you disgusting subhumans
>>67932288
>There are plenty of invasive species in european waters causing trouble because they spread diseases that kill the native species.
This reminds me of the actual status of Mediterranean sea.
>>67932084
Why the fuck would anyone do such a thing?
>>67932917
>>67932598
>>67934592
These guys know what's up. Lobster is literally shit tier food. 200 years ago lobster wasn't considered good enough to feed to prisoners, and that would still be the case except that now restaurants can use it as a garlic butter delivery system and charge morons exorbitant prices for it.
>>67934355
no it isn't the way. unless you take supplements all the time you literally can't be vegan. the vegan meme is buttfuck stupid.
you're just slowly taking out every brick of the nutrition pyramid and what happens? it crumbles, just like your body which can't perform well anymore.
>>67932012
Haha this guy
BUILD BUOY
>>67935681
Just because your sissy cuck lobsters can't deal with diseases and parasites, doesn't mean there is anything wrong with our lobsters.
>>67936079
"THEY'RE BRINGING CRIME. THEY'RE BRINGING CRUSTACEAN DISEASES. THEY'RE MURDERERS. THEY'RE TASTY."
literally just banning them because haram
>>67932012
>>67932218
"1st fings fust,
meme magic be da realist"
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/W8nbzWc.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
swedish faggot lobsters natural selection'd the fuck out
>>67934703
>the cuck mentality is even in the water now
https://www.rt.com/news/257653-sweden-gay-submarine-sign/
>>67935523
10/10
Sweden, where lobster invasion is considered a threat, but invasion of Muslim theocracy is not.
>>67932084
So this is all just code for capitalist-lobersrs right?
>>67932288
swede is right invasive species should be removed
and our blue lobsters are tastier
>>67932949
You guys support mudslimes race mixing and raping your pure women.
But you won't let your lobsters endure the same cultural enrichment?
You guys care more about your lobsters than your own women and society?
>>67932891
THEY ARE HALAL, DUMBASS.
>>67935020
>Lol, now you want open borders, who's the hypocrite?
Still you. You're willing to let your women and children be defiled and your men and gays be murdered but not let your precious lobsters know the true feeling of being a cuck also?
>As if this is a loss for you anyway, swedes on average don't eat lobster.
They want all imports of American lobster to the EU to stop when there's obviously a demand in their markets that your cucktry can't fulfill that they have to import them.
Russian invasion of Sweden when?
>>67932288
So even your grabs are cucked?
>>67931303
BIG
AMERICAN
LOBSTER
>>67931775
It takes 100 years for a lobster to reach a size that used to be commonly fished even into the early 1900's.
As a result, all lobster is an overpriced rip off perpetually kept in such a state by over fishing.
>>67933075
It seems as though the alpha male in America is different to the alpha here.
Indiscriminately killing everything that is not of your people (or lobsters in this case) is not alpha male behaviour. Alpha behaviour would be building a civilisation where the other lobsters are part of but the alpha lobsters rule with a just and righteous pincer. But, that'll never happen because they're lobsters, thus they're too stupid to do that. Also, indiscriminate killing of other races is a sign that your race is too weak to compete with the other lobsters so you need to kill of the other lobsters/kill off the competition.
>>67945229
thats why i only buy imitation lobster
I really don't like seafood, the smell and taste of it makes me want to vomit, it's literally unedible for me, it's disgusting and revolting, my body rejects it so hard, is something wrong with me?
>>67931303
'murrica... retarded as usual. Keep your nigger lobster immigrants.
>>67945418
Imitation lobster is just chicken. You could just buy chicken.
ITT: Americans claim that Protectionism is wrong, yet applaud Trump when he talks protectionist policies.
There is literally nothing wrong with protectionism, you fucks.
>>67931303
Are you serious? This is a measure to stop an invasive species from causing harm to the enviroment, fuck off stupid burguer!
If your government had applied some similar laws in the past you could have prevented infesting your waters with asian clams, which clog up tubes in nuclear power plants and cause millions of dollars in loss of profit for the companies, not to mention the enviromental damage.
http://texasinvasives.org/animal_database/detail.php?symbol=18
The invasive species cause nothing but trouble, just check out the lion fishes infesting your coast, they eat literally everything and have no natural predators in the water!
>>67947084
lel wat? its surimi, same as imitation crab.
>>67947142
If you hadn't noticed, this is just an excuse to shit on Sweden, although it's a pretty shitty excuse.
>>67931303
Are you from Maine?
Just kill and freeze those lobster before selling 'em to Europe. Not that hard. They are only proposing to ban sales of live lobsters.
>>67947833
>we are just pretending to be retatded
>>67948010
Protectionism is great unless it's swede cucks being swede cucks.
Remember, we'll continue to hate you until you meet that standards nordic master race we all believe you used to be.
>>67947898
>Are you from Maine?
Yes
>Just kill and freeze those lobster before selling 'em to Europe
It's not the same. Fresh lobster is best.
