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Why are germans so embarrassing??
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Why are germans so embarrassing??
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>>67929877
>started 2 world wars
>still existing
>>do it better

>>>also; a fucking leaf
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>>67930971
>fight 1 or 2 countries and get BTFO
>"world" war
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>>67929877
>implying you could fight on two separate fronts and last as long as the Germans did
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>>67931126
>Just the Russians, Brits and Americans
>At the same time

fucking leaf
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>>67929877
look who's talking
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>>67931126
but to answer your question
>forming a reich was a fucking mistake
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>>67931126
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>>67930971
that was austria you stupid cuck
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>>67930971
>be Jewish
>get exterminated
>create a country after extermination
>not doing it better

cuck
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trying too hard to be relevant
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>>67930971

>have two world wars
>couldn't even set foot on a tiny island barely able to support itself a paddling pools distance away

Tragic.
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all germans have a scat fetish
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>>67931639
nobody cares bout the k.u.k.
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>>67930971
>starting wars you cant win
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>>67931271
canada only borders one country
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Why are Canadians and Australians allowed to post?
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>>67929877
After 1945 it looks like Germany is getting ass fucked
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>>67931797
so far this is the only true post.
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>>67931639
>implying that germs didn't encougared austro-hungarians to start first world war
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>>67931816
hitler was austrian too

your argument is invalid
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>>67930971
I was wondering, did Germany have a population advantage since the early Middle Ages or was it a matter of Germs breeding and spreading immensely throughout the course of centuries?
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>>67932097
that still means that the austrians (actual bosses of the monarchy) started the war...
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>>67929877
What am I looking at?
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always relevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
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>>67932382
Germans land being taken away by the eternal beady anglo
Turko-German alliance when? We did it before famalams
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>>67929877
I like the image you decided to use, the before and after of the forced relocation of millions of ethnic germans as a form of ethnic cleansing by allied and soviet forces. Something that would be considered a genocide, especially given the mass rapes and deaths from starvation that ensued during and after.

>>67931647
You may want to get yourself educated, and not just gobble up the merchant's favorite story at face value. The holocaust myth has enough gaping holes in it that it should already be relegated to /x/ where it fucking belongs, only thing keeping it alive at this point are laws put in place to protect it from any sort of critical view. Because we all know how truth requires protection from the light, it would wither up if the curtain was pulled back!

Daily reminder that western civilization died in 1945, we're just a decaying husk at this point, waiting to be molded into a nice easily controllable shitskin mud race for our Jewish masters.
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>>67932249
If I'm correct you Hungarians were the only ones to oppose the war.
Eternal good guys.
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>>67931873
They would have if it wasn't for us.
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>>67932661
>being this delusional
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>>67932382
the ethnic cleansing and expulsion of germans from eastern europe after WWII
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>>67932718
We literally gave 6,000 destroyers to the English.
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>>67932718
It is why the eternal Anglos won though
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>>67931275
landverrader
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>>67929877
L E A F
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>>67931797
>town rapist
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>>67930971
>>67931126
>>67932661

pic related

soviet death toll together with lend lease won the war. without either, allies would have been fucked.
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>>67929877
>two world wars
>one of the biggest efforts of technological advancements and military
>loses to americans and soviets pretending to be buddies
>gets cucked in half for just under 50 years
>reunited again
>still one of the most relevant countries in economy and foreign diplomacy

Then theres countries like Poland, Ukraine, Italy, Yugoslavia 2016 and Greece who struggle every day if it wasn't for the EU.

The only thing embarrassing for the Germans are that they aren't willing to do things that are right for themselves anymore without Western faggots reminding them of 9 million Jews.
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>>67931873
how's Vietnam going?
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>>67933046
>soviet death toll
>burning civilians alive in sheds
>lend lease
>implying it supplied more than 4% of the soviet army
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>>67931271
>implying you could fight on two separate fronts and last as long as the Germans did
We did lol.

We fought in Europe and America during the revolution, as well as the Caribbean.

Oh and in regards to WW2, try, pacific theater troops, African front etc etc.

So don't play that card, fool.
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>>67933203
Dont see any vietnamese troops on US soil
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>>67933191
*6,2
we weren' that good
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>>67932456
A shitty propaganda piece? Made by some faggot who couldn't resist using the shitty anon voice to make it.

Yep, relevant.
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just
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>>67932650
yup.

and a president (Pál Teleki) killed himself during WW2 because he failed to keep us neutral
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>>67933191
>9 million Jews.
It was 999 trillion actually you filthy anti Semitic goy.

Check your privilege.
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>>67930971
Why should we care about a soon to extinct people?
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>>67933383
You live on a island. We had the largest land and were therefore the most vulnerable. But you don't understand, especially if you're some retard who thinks Germany wanted to start shit in WW1.
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>>67933551
at least we were people
fucking island monkey
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Hey world (not Germany).
Do you think after WW1 we should have exterminated the German population?
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>>67929877
ein verdammter Blatt
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>>67933269

regarding the "army" parts, lend lease was getting close to 10% of the soviet army. the important part here is not the direct military stuff, but the support vehicles, meaning trucks and trains, also food and steel and boots etc.. by 1944 nearly 60% of all support vehicles needed to get food, troops, tanks etc to the frontline was coming from the US. without these, soviet troops couldn´t have advanced or rearmed fast enough agains germany.

military lend lease to the brits was important, the even got stuff before the war started. since germans subs nearly fucked britain (churchill said that in his books) together with lots of planes for the RAF.... lend lease saved britain.
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>>67933682
No. They were doing Jesus's work killing the Jew. They have a chance to make up for their failure with Muslims
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>>67933682
And who would take their place in central Europe?
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>>67933046
What does he mean by barter economy?
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>>67933682

without WW2/the germans the NWO plan for corporate fascism/plutacracy would have been andvanded by 20 years already and the world would probably be even more fucked up than it already is.
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daily reminder
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>>67934714

barter econony; trade goods for other goods so you don´t need money. no involvement of banking/jewry, no taxes, no fees etc...

pic related
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>>67935036
>5.0 KDA
>still lose

fucking shit teammates, italy was borderline worthless
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Still waiting for my bike to come home.

MY BIKE HANS GIVE IT BACK
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>>67930971
Because you make a good buffer state.
US doctrine if WW3 ever broke out
>Carry out a fighting retreat from German soil using tactical nuclear weapons to bloody and slow the Soviet advanced
>Do whatever it takes to stop the Soviets before the cross the Rhine
>If Soviets do cross the Rhine DO NOT use nukes on French soil

German doctrine if WW3 ever broke out
>Hold every inch of ground
>Be wiped out by Soviets
>Do not let Soviets cross the Rhine

French doctrine if WW3 ever broke out
>Carry out a fighting retreat from German soil
>As the Soviets approach the French border nuke German towns as warning shots
>If Soviets cross the French border use strategic nuclear weapons against the USSR
>If the US nukes France agree to peace with the Soviets and stab NATO in the back for being cunts

Daily reminder that fucking Italy has a better win/loss ratio in world wars.
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>>67935334
You had a decent teammate in the north though.
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>>67933046
This sounds so much more plausible than "muh evil nazis... Because muh Nazis"

Literally we are taught it all came from absolutely nothing. No mentions of invasion of bavaria or comminist revolution in school.

But i got ask, where are proofs for pic?

Muh sources!!!
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>>67933046
>without either, allies would have been fucked.
Not quite, the Commonwealth had the population and industrial might when combined with the US to defeat Germany in a strategic struggle. Beyond that Germany had no means of effectively supporting their military in North Africa due to British dominance of the Mediterranean and had no means to invade Britain because the German surface fleet was irrelevant. Without the numbers or economy to outmatch the commonwealth or gain leverage Germany had no hope. The USSR simply sped up the war by a chunk ending it in 1945 instead of 1950.

Besides had the USSR had peace to build up they would have inevitably invaded Germany who would have lacked the manpower or space to maneuver to defeat the Soviets and Berlin would have quickly fallen.
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>>67935325
How would this work in day to day transactions or even large scale trade deals: no one possesses everything anyone needs, how would wages work?

A medium of exchange is useful, hence why good standards existed. Why not just privatise money?
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>Invading Poland
>Not exterminating this plague

Fucking Germans.
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>>67936632

not sure entirely. i just know that for instance brazil was importing stuff from the US mostly and that helped the US´ economy to recover after 1929. but then germany started under hitler and barter trade happened with 40 countries. brazils main import partner became germany (so US economic recovery slowed down) for instance with tractors. the other 40 countries were the allies "lost markets" did the rest... germany had to be crushed again.

>>67936521

your case is important if you prolong the war yes. if the war would have dragged on, then germany didn´t have a chance. but without lend lease, britain mainland would have been done for by 1941, france down, poland down and the "rush" to moscow and/or the aftermath would have been in favor of germany, ending the war by 1942. many soviet diarys from soldiers, civilians and higher officers in the red army confirm that they all thought the war would have been lost by 1942 without lend lease, especially regarding food, steel, trucks and trains.
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>>67933625
So?

We can extend our forces to the North, South, East and West.

You can't and no other country ever has. Don't give me your "MUH LAND, MUH ISLAND HURR DURR".

Also blame the Serbs, not England. Cheers.
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>>67929877
And why cucknada is so embarrassing

yes i know it's 2016 , but still..
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>>67937161
>>67933625
No what the German problem was, OVER extending.

It's what helped us retreat in Dunkirk and you didn't learn from it.

If you live on an island or boxed in with nations around you, there is no excuse to not fight on all four points and hold them, you have the advantage.

Being an island we're vulnerable to submarine launched missiles, or invasions launched from Wales after crossing the Irish sea. The French did this during the Battle of Fishguard (A VERY LELZY BATTLE YOU SHOULD READ UP ON IT FOR MANY TOP KEKS).

Germany should have adopted our policy of petroleum warfare, you had enough of the stuff.
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>>67938292
And when you send out panzer divisions in a battle. They need to stay in constant contact and know the land as well as the people that live on it know it.

The Germans didn't do this, they over extended, they went out of radio range of each other and got confused, circling around all lost which allowed the troops to retreat!

Never extend your forces or if you're going to, you make sure they are near a point of interest in which they can regroup and the most basic of them all, make sure they fucking know the land they're on.

Fucking hell.

People laugh at the Brits during Dunkirk for tactically retreating so they could be redeployed at a later stage.

But people don't say a damn word about the fucking idiocy of those panzer divisions that got lost and confused in a land they should have fucking well known like their own back yard.

IDIOTS!
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>>67939556
still we fucked up your 'empire'
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>BUT MUH K/D RATIOS

Germans
War ain't your manchild videogames that keep you so busy from making kids.
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>>67939890
says the nation who still gotta steal or cars, bikes and copper to make a living
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>>67939725
we both lost,
we both lost all we ever cherished in just 70 years
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>>67940199
>muh k/d ratios doe!
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>>67939725
No, you really didn't. Dismantling was done through choice, we could have deployed what we had left and that would have been enough to keep the empire in line.

However it was done due to constant demands for independence. After the American revolution it was decided that if nations want to be independent, they can be.

We have nations still within our sphere, colonies. What do you have?

A failing ponzi scheme that has barely lasted 70 years and has about 5 years left of living if Britain leaves and about 20 years left of living if we stay in.

The EU will fall apart, it has no choice but to. Do you not get that?
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>itt eternal anglo and eternal teoton is shitposting
you are both subhumans
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>>67940369
In my opinion it was good that germany lost, because

>>67940394
untermenschen wie er
can now spread their insignificant opinions
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>>67940471
we have you
>brexit?
never gonna happen
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never again
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>>67933269
stupid cuck
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>>67933046
He makes a couple good points, but overall these posts are a load of shit.

>Poland was the killer of minorities since 1919
>Jews were running away to Germany in 1933, because Poland was slaughtering them
>Poland started the war by moving into Germany and killing civilians
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