Is he autistic?
no but you are
>>67927971
Jeb 2
>>67927971
fuck trump
trump is a clown
>>67928077
/thread
>>67927971
You just don't understand canadian humour
>>67927971
he's just a fucking moron
>>67927971
probably, he eats boogers.
>>67927971
No, but maybe Caroline is.
>>67927971
Maybe the curse of Jeb passed to him after he dropped out
>>67928132
>2
What a convoluted and roundabout way to try and promote the "family man" image.
>>67928281
FUCK OFF MATE
>>67928146
Nobody gives a shit.
>>67927971
He is a crude approximation of a human. Note his attempt at sounding impressed, note his attempt to humanize himself by virtue of possessing other humans, and finally note his crude attempt to relate his humans back to the object he attempts to sound impressed by with a crude, ugly lie.
You don't even need to look at his ill-fitting flesh suit to know he isn't human.
>>67927971
I honestly don't think Ted Cruz is a bad guy and if he gets the nomination I would vote for him.
That being said I'm 100% behind Trump. I don't think Cruz can beat Hillary.
Is this the new Jeb?
Will we get Cruz-sponsored Buttabowls(tm)?
Pocket rats?
>>67928146
So is your dad and you still suck his dick you Greek nigger faggot.
>>67928400
That nose...
>>67928146
P A Y D E B T S
>>67928180
/thread
>>67927971
wow, i was gonna vote for him, but i guess i am gonna #MAGA2016 now
>>67928606
Thought you were talking about the girl but then I saw it. Jesus man...
I like butter too, what's the problem?
>>67928077
best post, first post.
>>67928767
Great toast in this bread! Keep buttering me up!
>>67928396
>>67928425
>>67928516
He is not bad, he is a good-willing but rather simple. Both qualities that make him a great puppet.
>>67927971
That makes sense, actually. He looks like he's carved from butter, so its not too far fetched to believe his daughter misidentified him.
>>67928970
What's the context behind this Ted was the Zodiac maymay?
>>67928146
THE DEBTS!
>>67929201
>What's Google?
>>67929298
>what's masonry and wall construction?
>>67927971
My dad used to beat me because I had a butter addiction. Every chance I could, I'd sneak into the fridge and just feast on sticks of butter.
>>67929201
I believe someone accused bernie of being it since it fits him better, but somehow it changed to ted cruz
>>67927971
That's an attempt to make him look relate-able to people with a family, you idiot.
>>67928970
>>67929201
I assume because he's creepy as fuck.
Although more likely is some memer is on a zodiac kick.
>>67928077
Welp, that's the thread
>>67929201
he just looks similar to a police sketch of a man who was suspected to be the zodiac killer
>>67929545
Oh my holy God...
>>67929456
you too? :(
>>67929545
>Political science
That would explain his economic illiteracy
>>67929650
And hes clearly a psychopath
>>67930195
And yet I still think he's better than Rubiobot-3000.
A cow made of butter IS kinda neat. Also my daughter's first sentence was "I like rice"
Who is closer to Rand Paul politically, Trump or Cruz?
I need answers for this because an American friend of mine is big Paul person but now she supports Teddy Wetback.
>>67929395
Kek
>>67930715
Well Rand was a liberaltarman, so you tell me.
>>67929829
the problem is that the average dude has no clue either. so when he says RETARDED shit like that, they support him.
eliminate. the. franchise.
>>67929650
>looks similar to a police sketch
>first zodiac letter 1966
>cruz born 1970
>>67931341
ITS A JOKE, YOU FUCKING MAPLENIGGER.
>>67927971
hahahahaha
>>67928146
γαμησου μπασταρδε
>>67928341
>>67928146
kαλο μπαιτ φιλε
>>67929222
Listen to these tribs.
>>67929545
This thread is killing me. I'm keking all over the place >u<
>2016
>Not being annointed by the god to transfer wealth from unholy degenerates to godly bankers
>>67928146
The debts mate pay 'em
>Not supporting death penalty for gay
>>67929418
>that fucking sleeve
Nothing makes a man look more unprofessional than an awful fitting suit.
>>67932727
He's just down with tha cool kidz
>>67928132
Eletric boogaloo
>>67927971
Memes aside, he's a rather awkward dude. Even the way he stands is weird.
>>67929418
>>67927971
I actually dont like making fun of him. He was always the conservative i liked the most.
>>67930715
Ted Cruz is closer to Rand (at least in what he says) but with tons of Jesus juice added to the mix. No one is close to Trump because he's a nationalist running in a globalist neocon party.
I can't be attracted to lolis who have their fathers facial characteristics, it's just a big turn off
>>67933464
You're probably a cretin and hate making fun of your own kind.
>>67927971
he ate a booger
>>67933535
not replaced yet?
lube your anus faggot.
>>67933519
more for me then
>>67929829
> two different twitter names
stop being stupid
>>67927971
That pic is closest I've ever seen him to an actual human emotion.
ted's looking a little punished in that pic, or that he just rolled outta bed. kinda looks like phil elverum
>>67927971
he's just an actor, like the majority of politicians
>>67933851
if you never show your face and produce more lolis it's alright by me tbqh
>>67933905
I shudder to imagine the games he taught her to "play"
