GET OUT OF WASHINGTON STATE AND CALIFORNIA NOW, PLEASE. IT COULD BE TODAY, NEXT WEEK, OR AN HOUR FROM NOW BUT WHY TAKE CHANCES IF IT MEANS YOUR LIFE?
>>67910297
is it time?
>>67910297
go back to /x/
>>67910297
holy shiet where u when California died?
I was at home eating cant belive ites not buter
when phon ring
'hello?"
earthquack is killed
"no"
>>67910442
Yellowstone would take out much more than that and would clog the atmosphere with sulphur dioxide.
>>67910297
FAKE AND GAY
>>67910588
No that's just what your media is telling you so you don't freak out over the fact that the rest of the world will go on as if nothing ever happened, because nobody fucking cares about you.
Californian fags should state in California while it collapses.
Make America great again
>>67910512
R u kidding me?
>>67910588
>>67910442
It's not Yellowstone, it'll start somewhere in California I think but it's the big one and thousands will die
So many promises, so few happenings.
>>67910297
SHOULD I BUY WATER FILTERS...????!!!!??!?!
>>67910754
It's the biggest ever volcano, sooo big ...
>>67910442
AWAKEN
>>67910297
no. Gonna stay comfy in WA.
>>67910297
Just another good vibration brah
>626 reporting in
What the fuck you guys talking about ?
FEMA or natural disasters ?
>>67910297
how do you know?
or
F U C K O F F
U
C
K
O
F
F
>>67911128
no one trully knows
go to /x/ and see the truth
>>67911128
Natural disasters, mega-earthquake coming soon.
It will just be a good old 7.6 around 3:45 PST tomorrow.
Nothing to see here.
>>67910808
>wanting california killed off
You are a special kind of stupid.
>biggest economic state
>huge agriculture supplier
>one of the biggest tech states
>highest populated state, which would stop billions in taxes
Meanwhile other states are doing jack fucking shit and getting handouts, Washington and Colorado are selling weed to line the corrupt governments pockets, jews in N.Y. are ruining the entire world, Texas is becoming pro illegals, and the constitution is getting fucked by Obama and his supreme court pals.
>b-but I hate L.A. and San Francisco
They are literally the least of your fucking problems.
You also need our 174 delegates for Trump retard.
>>67910297
A horrible earthquake is ALWAYS imminent in California.
This is not news.
>>67910999
KEK CONFIRMS YELLOWSTONE IS ABOUT TO BLOW
BYE BYE AMERICA
>>67910754
You do realise that the Yellowstone caldera is 2,000km^2 right?
If it went off the whole world would entire a volcanic winter
>>67911121
909 reporting
>>67911367
Copy pasta vughhhhhhhhhh
>>67911606
Yeah, my own copy pasta faggot
>>67911516
just fuck Earth's shit up already
>>67911367
Just secede already.
>>67910297
see you down in Arizona Bay!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYRldZsVO9I
>>67911516
>believing jew lies
You do realize the only reason you are trying to prove something that is factually insane, is because you've been brainwashed to the point where you live in constant fear and just take anything a person says to you as fact?
But then again, your flag is telling me that you either believe in marrying kindergarden kids or actively poo in the streets, so what am i expecting
>>67910297
I didnt seen any scheduled tests for our tectonic weapons today..
is it skipping Oregon?
>pussy easterners afraid of a little shake
lmao
>>67911825
Yellowstone is at least a 1000 Icelands.
Remember what happened to planes then? Just imagine a global breakdown of trade, then imagine your neighbors trying to eat you.
>>67910297
The sooner this state breaks off and falls into the ocean, the better.
>>67912256
> then imagine your neighbors trying to eat you.
I have a fantasy where muscular soccer lesbians kidnap me (at least 2 of them), feed me Viagra and rape me over until they confirm they're pregnant and then murder me and eat me for the gainz,
Like, that's the only thing I can jack off to.
>>67911825
Krakatoa was felt on the opposite side of the world kiddo, and it's tiny compared to Yellowstone
>>67912401
Really? From what I'm looking at on /pol/ it seems other states are the fucking problem right now.
>>67911516
Patrolling yellowstone almost makes me wish for a volcanic winter.
>>67910297
Been saying that for a few decades now
>>67912876
>>67910999
it is done, kek has been summoned
>>67910442
>only other eruption of this caliber happened 70,000 years ago
>b-but Yellowstone will erupt any minutes! meme magic guys!
>>67911578
I was going to hit you with the tripfag pasta, but youre from california so we are cool. As long as you are not asian fuck those rice niggers.
>>67912876
what if they kept you as a breeder slave forever? you know, instead of eating you.
ATTEEEEENTION
ATTEEEEENTION
EARTHQUAKE WARNING
>>67911367
Funny how texas is now proillegals as soon as every white fleeing all the illegals from california had moved to texas.
>>67911367
You dense fuck shit
>>67910297
>horrible earthquake
>a fucking 5 Richter
>is the end folks
>>67911825
>not thiking the destruction of you united states will have a devastating effect on global platform.
We give billions to hundreds of mations a year in relief my dude. And like the tripfag said califirnia is the biggest economic entity in the united states.
>>67913227
This kills the boner.
Californian reporting here
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IicBPT9_OQE
We have zips in the wire, i repeat we have zips in the wire, call in the thunder on my position, over.
>>67911121
>tfw 213
>>67910297
>IN CALIFORNIA, WASHINGTON
Whew. Good thing I'm in Oregon!
>>67910297
Proof or op is a happening faggot. Besides the best thing that could happen to the US is liberal commiefornia sinking into the ocean and washing the nation clean.
arizona reporting in if i get aearth quake fuck you
>>67913277
those digits
Lookit all them rumblies...
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
>>67913799
these digits
>live 20 minutes from the fault line
>not even slightly worried
Earthquakes aren't scary tbqhmf
>>67913455
Actually higher than 10
All of you can go fuck yourselves, I tired.
Sometime the month, it's okay goyim. Those foolish earthquake watches always say things :>)
Fake
And
Gay
>>67913163
Third generation german
>>67913908
J just keep Trump posting
OP confirmed for a massive dildo state rainbow flag waving faggot. Nothing to see here folks sage and move along.
>>67910297
It could literally happen now or a hundred years from now. Statistically it won't happen anytime soon.
>>67913908
>HIGHER THAN 10
>HIGHER THAN 10
ARE YOU 10 OR RETARDED
I bet MEME MAGIC could make Cali sink to the bottom of the ocean?
What meme god could do this
Kek?
Based Baal?
Probably Poseidon
>November 2007
People who report fake happenings should get permabanned.
>>67913859
>Live on the fault line
Gonna be a great ride
>>67910297
Noooooooooooo!
I just ordered some fairly expensive shit from the US and its all ready been paid for but its on backorder so i won't get it until a few weeks.
Don't blow up yet plz.
>>67914293
KekSiden, Bringer of Earthquakes and Lulz, Ruler of the MemeSea
>>67914385
Don't worry, your "Let's Learn Somali!" book and software are shipping from the East Coast.
>>67910297
M8, I live in Oregon.
Everyone already has bug out bags and even if they don't they have shit tons of survival gear in their garage because everyone goes camping. Stop being paranoid.
>>67914545
KekSeidon*
Auto tryed blasphemy
>>67914545
Mmm
No
Polseidon maybe.........
>>67913281
Funny how Texas and Arizona let's them in in the first place.
>>67913447
Refute the points then bitch
>>67913277
Came just to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CArWivYt208
>>67910297
Fuck off, you can't predict quakes
>>67910297
has the USA finally had enough of California that they generate earthquakes so their state flows away into the Pacific Ocean?
>>67911367
Fuck you, this state is shit and you know it.
AWAKEN
>>67910297
>Trying to rap concert Trump voters
Bro, step up your game.
source?
>>67911367
what is it with californians bragging about their state despite the fact that shit tons of them are moving out en masse to Texas, Oregon, and Washington?
>>67910442
No fuck off I'd die.
>most based, freest, whitest states in the Union ded
>nigger and lefty faggot infested coasts live
>>67915430
There there is no source.
If the people who can leave do leave, Barny sweeps the state, and Trump loses to write ins.
>>67910297
>Cali nominates Trump
>Trump wins nomination
>falls off into the Pacific
>not present for general election
President Donald Trump
>>67910442
Nah. The Ring of Fire and Yellowstone are different disasters.
>>67915755
Glorious!
Friendly reminder that the MAGA hat factory is in southern california
you dummy
>Yfw based Washington and based California get wiped out but faggot ass Oregon sticks around
worst case scenario
>>67915227
>>67915593
It isn't bragging. The country needs this state, just as much as others. You faggots just spew the same shit about how this is the worst state and it should die. Despite the fact the country relies heavily on it.
>>67910297
Why warn them?
Wtf is wrong with you?
>>67915862
I'm still waiting on my hat. Can we meme this into reality in like a week or two?
>>67916130
we do rely heavily on it economically
It still sucks. would not live there even with a 30k/year raise from my current job.
>>67910297
http://www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/?view=1
Nothing besides a 2.0 minor tremor so far, are you sure you are not overreacting ?
>>67916534
how much fuck would us economy be if california was destroyed ?
>>67916676
it'd be pretty fucked desu. Cali is a huge fucking state with a large population and a lot of resources. its also wherea lot tech companies like Google are based, so the rest of the world would be affected heavily too.
still a shit place due to the insane laws and the fact that the 2 major cities ruin it for everyone else living in the state. shame because the climate there is lovely year round.
>>67916676
California makes up over half the economy here
>>67917307
Half the economy state wise. It would take the bottom 25 states to make it up.
>>67913983
Nice post a dick pic
>inb4 gay and from california
>It's not happening.
Dammit. Please remove california. Silicon valley is the cancer of the modern world.
>>67917726
Not gay and I'm not from here. I was born and raised in Mississippi.
>>67918047
Oh so youre a transplant. Ok.
>>67910297
I can't wait for the devastation in Portland, Seattle, and San Francisco. thousands of SJWs and degenerates buried under rubble
You always say an earthquake will happen though, and nothing ever happens.
GAIA-kun WILL KILL THE GAYAS!!!
But only if you post this prayer:
"MOTHER EARTH PURGE THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!"
>>67910442
North Carolina and Tennessee must have united....
So it appears that most Americans hate California and New York. Is there any state that most Americans like?
>>67911121
WHO 323 HERE?!
>>67918481
Texas, Alaska, and Maine
Here comes another chinese earthquake BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
>>67910297
925 ca here
Don't ask me how/why I ended up in flag related
>>67918481
Nobody has a problem with Hawaii or Alaska since they're way out in the boonies and keep to themselves. Also the irrelevant states like Plains states or most New England states are arguably liked since nobody notices them.
Other than that, coastal liberal states hate the southern states and vice versa.
Please fucking happen already.
DO NOT HAPPEN BEFORE TRUMP IS ELECTED FUCKING YELLOWSTONE!!!!!!
>>67911367
>biggest economic state
What is Texas??
Washington and California but not Oregon?
HAPPENING
>>67919433
It is second and not even fucking close
I live in San Francisco and I want this to happen so fucking bad. Give us a big one with a Tsunami. Shake this place to the core. Give us something exciting. But of course it's not going to happen. It's never going to fucking happen. Revolution, race war, nukes, natural disasters. They never fucking happen and life is so boring. Pic unrelated
>>67913859
That picture is just missing the In and Out burger on the desk.
Been looking for that picture for a while now.
>>67918919
I'll bite, what kind of Bullshit are you trying to say?
>>67910297
im a California resident pham, i can literally go outside and stand on that fault
Stay strong.
>>67918919
Kirov Oblasts here
Don't ask me how/why I ended up in flag related
>>67910297
They've been saying "any day, now" for decades. Fuck off.
>>67911121
650/916/530
Ayo where mah nigros @
>>67920228
>nukes
Well, it's easy.
>>67919722
Lol. The difference being that your state and local debts amount to 18.03% of your GSP, compared to Texas' 15.8%. And that in the last year, your state only saw a 2.3% GSP growth while Texas saw 3.2%.
Your poorly managed state is on its way out buddy.
Uhhh... What about Oregon...
>>67920820
Yet the difference between Texas and California is greater than the difference between California and Texas when combined with New York.
In fact you were closer to us in 2006. We are going up, buddy.
I live on the Juan De Fuca plate, and have not heard any news of the earthquake happening today. Are we overdo for it? Yes. But there is no news saying it will happen soon
>>67910297
>tfw Baja California
glad know you all lads
I really wish mods would just ban these threads
go back to fucking /x/
>>67910297
>You can predict an earthquake more than five seconds before it happens.
>>67919100
>coastal liberal states hate the southern states and vice versa.
not really
most people don't give a fuck
>>67910575
get an austrailian proxy and then maybe I would've laughed
>>67914974
kek, I came to post this too, but now I don't have to
Cascadia Subduction quake is 75 years overdue. The West Coast will cease to function for years.
>>67921613
Lol. Silicon Valley used to be the pride of California, but now every state has their own tech "valley". In fact companies have been leaving California for states like Texas and Washington because the tax laws in Cali discourage business and make small businesses almost impossible to start. Austin TX is the new Silicon Valley.
In 2011, Commiefornia ranked 50 out of the 50 states in new business creation. Texas ranked #3. As of 2010, Commiefornia officially began having a net loss of businesses.
No one wants to do business in your shit state, you are gonna be the next Michigan at this rate.
>>67919507
we're an afterthought
>>67910297
WA reporting in, nah were good, thanks though.
>>67918245
>, and nothing ever happens.
Good Friday Earthquake at Turnagain Arm Alaska
California disasters best disasters.
>>67918226
>I can't wait for the devastation in Portland, Seattle, and San Francisco.
>>67918347
>KILL THE GAYAS!!!
>>67918135
Destruction of part of Turnagain Heights subdivision of the city of Anchorage by liquefaction of a sand layer in the Bootlegger Clay accompanying the Good Friday 1964 Earthquake
>>67923482
>San Francisco
And the SJW movement ends. Twitter lays in ruins. I know it's mean and I'm a horrible person but god I wanna see that.
>>67922904
Sorry but I can't help bursting a delusional Commiefornian's bubble.
In addition, Commiefornia has the highest state income tax in the nation. Texas has no state income tax. Commiefornia also has the highest sales tax in the nation.
Despite the fact the Commiefornia is taxing its citizens out the ass, its revenue is plummeting. State revenue in November 2012 was 10.8% below projections.
The only states with higher unemployment rates than Commiefornia are Nevada and Rhode Island. Go figure. The unemployment rate in Commiefornia is about 20% higher than the Nation's average.
Commiefornia accounts for about 12% of America's population, and yet their citizens receive a whopping 33% of TANF assistance.
Since 2007, the number of children living in poverty in Commiefornia has risen by 30%.
Commiefornian teachers are some of the highest paid in the nation, and yet Commiefornian students rank 48th in math and 49th in reading in the nation.
I could go on and on but I think you get the idea as to why Commiefornia is easily the worst state in the nation.
>>67918355
Great Alaska Earthquake Of 1964 Downtown Valdez
>>67923219
is this a reference to the pastor that died's flight paths? some anon was talking about that in the threads when the incidents happened
>>67910297
>Finally , the US will be blown to pieces
T-thank you mother nature.
>>67923612
Woah nice looking car.
>live in Hawaii
>earthquake destroys California ports, our lifeline
>ensuing tsunami wipes out out Honolulu and our fleet
Fug :DDD
>>67919301
>DO NOT HAPPEN BEFORE TRUMP IS ELECTED
>people actually live on the west coast
fucking kek
>>67922904
The report finds that in 2013, California ranked:
4th in job creation stemming from new business creation, with a growth rate of 5.5 percent
5th in creation of new businesses
10th in highest entry rate of small businesses with one to four employees, with small firms representing 19.1 percent of new enterprises
4th in total net job creation
You can shove 2011 right up your ass.
>>67910575
>cucklafornia is kill
FTFY
>>67920399
>i can literally go outside and stand on that fault
>>67920280
>live in El Paso, TX
>all the 20-somethings wear are CALIFORNIA shirts and snapbacks
This city is about 8 years behind
>>67920583
>They've been saying "any day, now" for decades. Fuck off.
IT'S 2012!!!
WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!1!!!
>>67923801
I never said it was the best, but to wish it to fucking vanish is god damn asinine. The country would fucking suffer hard, because as I said, it takes at least 25 of the smaller states to even equal what we pump out.
>>67923782
>Twitter lays in ruins.
>>67911516
How long would such a winter even last?
>>67923782
>I know it's mean and I'm a horrible person but god I wanna see that.
>>67924522
My lord, 2012 is happening in 2016??
>>67924003
1964 earthquake
>>67924234
>>people actually live on the west coast
San Andreas habbening?
>>67924124
>>67924492
Alaska Earthquake March 27, 1964. Barnacle line on the hull of the S.S. Goldbrook at Middleton Island
>>67924492
>This city is about 800 years behind
>>67910999
Shit.
>>67910960
Nah there's bigger. Extinction level event I think 280 million years ago or something happened when basically all of Siberia erupted as one giant fucking caldera. Shit makes Yellowstone look like St. Helens
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_Traps
>>67910442
Yellowstone is overdue for an eruption, but in geological time that could still be so fucking long it doesn't matter.
Stop stressing over this volcano.
>>67920280
I visited southern California last summer but somehow the whole time I went without getting In And Out.
I indulged in other delicacies not found in Canada like jack in the box which was not bad but I keep hearing that In And Out is the best fucking place you can go and I feel like an idiot.
>>67924020
in the meantime start collecting bricks, Jose
>>67926390
Jack in the box is pretty bad by comparison, but in n out isn't that great
>>67926390
>In And Out is the best fucking place you can go
Shake Shack is better
>>67925503
Brutal m8
>>67916676
You wouldn't be able to destroy all of california anyway, what exact level of damage we spewing?
>>67915593
Colonizing bro.
Soon.
>>67926390
Don't sweat it, that place is overrated as fuck. Local burger joints are where actually good burgers are at and I'm sure there are some good ones in Canada.
>>67926142
Yeah, that's bretty retarded. Let's talk active volcanoes plz. Mauna Loa..
>>67927308
no fuck off, we like our guns without cuckbuttons.
>>67922904
>Austin TX is the new Silicon Valley.
Texas has two tech centers, Austin is one, and the DFW area is the other (silicon prarie).
It's also incredibly fucking sad that Texas has a better education system than California when it spends dramatically less and has no income tax
>>67926390
Come to Texas and get some what a burger.
Beats in and out every time.
I'm a brazillian and I never experienced an earthquake
how fuck am I?
>>67913148
that's not Yellowstone, those are eruptions of the Long Valley caldera in the Eastern Sierra Nevada mountains
Mammoth Mountain is part of that system, as are the Mono Craters
>>67928654
It's just mild shaking most of the time.
>>67927754
>implying schools are financed with property taxes instead of income taxes.
>Ban Milo
>Get Earthquake
Feels good being on the right side of history.
