How does it feel to know that you will never find me?
>>67893145
They already did and posted his brony pictures
I'm honestly surprised.
By now /pol/ would have founded every inch of information about this guy and fucked him up.
>>67893195
Really?
>>67893145
what tools can be utilized to find you? i just searched my full first and last name on google and got nothing.
But i dont have a facebook or twitter anyway.
I want to find the balding "WHITE OLD MALE" prick first
>>67893145
We don't need to at this point, your life is pretty much ruined already dawg
>>67893282
>american flag
>that vocabulary
>confirmed for degenerate
>>67893327
earlier today but the thread got deleted after a while
>>67893863
And you save scat pictures but you didn't save any Hans?
>>67893282
>its better to be a grown men while homosexual feminization/humiliation fetish than to be a well adjusted heterosexual
>HOW DARE YOU CALL US CRAZY
>>67893145
I think his image has been exploited enough. I really don't need more info about how faggy he is
>>67893914
>And you save scat pictures
funny because when scat shit is posted its always asians. i will never know where this germans love scat nonsense comes from.
>>67893863
please let this be true
i want to be able to hate this person i have never met with as much zeal as possible
>>67894031
Ohhhhhhhh mcshyza meee ohhhhhhhhh
>>67894006
No it is not about images it is about his social media. We have all information about AIDS Skrillex and his cocksucking banshee but nothin on Carl the cuck.
>>67894031
When scat was used to shock people a decade ago it was ALWAYS German. So it probably stuck.
>>67893145
Carl, AIDS Skrillex and banshee have all been identified
>>67894031
Germans make any form of perverted porn. You should know that hans
>>67893195
Are you sure? I know that AIDS Skrilex have brony pics. We have nothing on Carl the cuck.
>>67893282
...wait isn't "sissy" an insult that really only works on "cis" guys? It's an insult to masculinity.
I mean yeah I suppose you could call a tranny a sissy but why would they be insulted you made fun of their masculinity they themselves reject?
>>67894031
Your people love sheiße humor.
I had only heard about it in class, until I went to a German movie and saw preview for an animated film. The biggest laughs and underlying build up, was a constipated dog that eventually exploded shit out of his ass.
The theater went ape shit laughing at this. Germans love shit.
I still loved Bayern though, so don't take it personal.
>>67894486
the overemphasis on physical humor comes from our grammar.
in english, you can easily construct punchlines/surprising turns because verbs are often at the end of sentences. this is not quite as easy in german, and the humor is therefore more physical.
> The biggest laughs and underlying build up, was a constipated dog that eventually exploded shit out of his ass.
adam sandler is german now?
>>67893282
He's probably deleted all trace of him from the internet by now after seeing the memes.
>>67893145
AYKM???
>>67894281
Regular skrillex looks like he has aids
>>67893145
once your face is on internet, you never get off
>>67893145
I don't know who you are. I don't know where you live. If you think I am kidding, I can tell you I am not. What I do have are a very particular set of memes, memes I have acquired over a very long career of shit posting. Memes that make me a nightmare for cucks like you. If you come forward now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will send pizzas to your house.
>>67894678
I love cultural enrichment.
Maybe this lack of predictability is what blindsided Merkel with all of those sandniggers.
>>67894678
Guess I learned something new today. Would also explain where the 'Germans are humourless' thing comes from.
>>67895488
I also learned that some german's aren't scat fetishists
>>67895584
In my experience they really like heavy bondage, S&M and latex. One Krautanon explained it as them being really serious and hardworking all the time and needing a private means to blow off steam.
>>67893282
Why would that happen? Is he relevant in the bigger picture? Anyone?
>>67893145
What's this fucking meme all about?
>>67893145
carl is a symbol. his personal backstory means nothing. what carl represents is the modern liberal. his outward appearance is carefully crafted to appear studious and intelligent and reasonable. this makes him intimidating on a superficial level. however, that veneer of smartness is shattered the instant he is asked to explain his position. he does not defend himself with facts or reason. he defends himself with belittlement and mockery. he is a deMOCKrat. he was raised on comedy news programs where arguments are won and lost based on one-sided comedic jabs at out-of-context video clips. "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" might as well be a jon stewart or john oliver line. carl is the embodiment of mockery over substance. it doesnt matter who he is because carl is a meme now. the meme is much larger than carl. i think it is much better to attack the meme of the vacuous liberal than to attack the carl.
>>67895488
It's humorless because we literally don't get it. Fascinating.
>>67896168
> a bunch of Hernie supporters perfectly capture the anti-Trump stereotype
That's the gist of it.
>>67896168
https://youtu.be/YU3vcvGpALQ
Here you go Bong buddy.
>>67893195
nah that was aids skrillex
We know where AIDS Skrillex lives. Why aren't we breaking into his house and torturing him till he gives up Carl the Cuck's location. Simple really
>>67893145
carl is seriously fucking depressed over this and he hasn't stopped crying all day. He seriously can't even go out because he's worried that someone will try to kill him. You guys need to stop. I mean, I know we can't literally call the police or anything but he's not even actually eating and this is really have an effect on him. I mean, I know this is 4chan so you guys are probably fucking around or something but it's enough, you know? he seriously doesn't even know I'm posting this and he wouldn't even probably ask me to, but I'm just really trying to help.
>>67893863
Nah m8, they got AIDS skrillex not Carl the cuck
>>67897431
>Why aren't we breaking into his house and torturing him till he gives up Carl the Cuck's location. Simple really
Oh, look it's Australia shitposting again.
>>67893145
Just dont go anywhere, where people can see you.
>>67897456
Carl pls go.
i just called aids skrillex. went to voicemail though
Hey guys, I’m the person who originally recorded the video of “Carl”. I have to say, I didn’t expect it to blow up like this. And now that it did, I feel a bit bad about it. let me explain...
Firstly, let me start by saying that when I uploaded the video, I knew it would piss you guys off because it portrayed “Carl” as exactly what so many of you hate: An arrogant, stuck up liberal who thinks his opinion is superior to yours even though he can’t even defend it. A “SJW” who depends on feels and not facts, and will yell whenever his opinion is challenged.
Well, it seems that’s exactly how so many people on 4chan took it. And the meme blew up. But i feel a little bit deceiving for it. The truth is, it wasn’t such a simple interaction. After Carl went “ARE YOU SERIOUS?” He started talking about how Hitler’s rise to power depended on blaming a specific group of people and promising to eliminate them from our society. He talked about the rise of fascism when the establishment fell apart, hitler manipulating, blah blah blah. He even said some stuff about the language they use. It seems like he really did his research honestly.
So, there you have it. I don’t agree with Carl. But he DID explain his reasoning. I figured people would realize this considering the video is only 4 seconds long (not nearly enough time to explain his reasoning). So yeah. Can you please stop bullying this kid? He may not support the same candidate as you do but to harass this kid for being an arrogant liberal is just dishonest. Instead of attacking him with ad hominem, we should actually focus on addressing his arguments. Otherwise we look like a bunch of insecure rednecks who will focus on attacking a person rather than their reasoning (ironically, everything we supposedly stand against)
Thank you for taking the time to read this.
>>67897912
too late to backpedal now, carl
your life is already fucked
>>67894912
>liberals attempt to subtly make a pro Bernie Carl meme.
Why are they so unfunny?
/\V/V\
>>67898328
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>>67898352
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>>67893145
Who is this faggot? I've been out of /pol/ for 2 days and I come back to this guy being spammed all the time
>>67897912
>promising to eliminate them from our society.
We've got to the stage where anything not pro-Muslim is "promising to eliminate them from our society"
>>67898577
cliffs of that 18min video
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/708545407249424384/pu/vid/1280x720/cm49NGi1IiUDnzy3.mp4
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/708537440970080256/pu/vid/1280x720/L41jc5GS_Dhx3mK-.mp4
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/708554071121240064/pu/vid/1280x720/U8mpbUCfVUQsEsiS.mp4
>>67897431
kek
>>67898577
>>67894325
Shh, don't expect internal consistency from these people.
Hey guys, I’m the person who originally recorded the video of “Carl”. I have to say, I didn’t expect it to blow up like this. And now that it did, I feel a bit bad about it. let me explain...
Firstly, let me start by saying that when I uploaded the video, I knew it would piss you guys off because it portrayed “Carl” as exactly what so many of you hate: An arrogant, stuck up liberal who thinks his opinion is superior to yours even though he can’t even defend it. A “SJW” who depends on feels and not facts, and will yell whenever his opinion is challenged.
Well, it seems that’s exactly how so many people on 4chan took it. And the meme blew up. But i feel a little bit deceiving for it. The truth is, it wasn’t such a simple interaction. After Carl went “ARE YOU SERIOUS?” He started talking about how Hitler’s rise to power depended on blaming a specific group of people and promising to eliminate them from our society. He talked about the rise of fascism when the establishment fell apart, hitler manipulating, blah blah blah. He even said some stuff about the language they use. It seems like he really did his research honestly.
So, there you have it. I don’t agree with Carl. But he DID explain his reasoning. I figured people would realize this considering the video is only 4 seconds long (not nearly enough time to explain his reasoning). So yeah. Can you please stop bullying this kid? He may not support the same candidate as you do but to harass this kid for being an arrogant liberal is just dishonest. Instead of attacking him with ad hominem, we should actually focus on addressing his arguments. Otherwise we look like a bunch of insecure rednecks who will focus on attacking a person rather than their reasoning (ironically, everything we supposedly stand against)
Thank you for taking the time to read this.
>>67900868
proofs
>>67900868
Okay, doesnt change the fact carl is a test-less cuck.
If trump was half the leader hitler was, carl would be in a camp, with the rest of the slime of society
>>67901213
>>67901296
it's b8. the post is in every thread
>>67900868
vid is much longer than 4 sec. carl didn't say anything after.
explain why you are lying
>>67900868
nice pasta
