It happened, /pol/
>tfw Trump fucked Rubio to the point of leaving politicians
>implying Rubio isn't lying his ass off and getting ready to run for office of something else
So here's a question for you, /pol/.. who the fuck would want little Rubio to be their V.P. anyways?
Little Marco got downsized
>>67889058
all he wanted was president. He used his senator position as status.
>>67889058
In the public eye, he came up short.
>>67889058
He has kids he wants to put through school
yall mock him now but like all failed politicians he is now gonna go full psychopath and join private groups to fuck the country over just to fill this cuck void
so much for the SAVIOR OF THOSE EVIL REPUBLICAN OLD WHITE GUYS the media desperately wanted us to like.
>>67889058
you can literally work for 6 years as a senator and retire with a pension
I guess you could say... he's not very tall.
>>67889207
Would explain why he never showed up to work.
>>67889418
> Rubio becomes a super-villain
> named Midget-Man
> Trump still squashes him
>>67889058
nah
he just realized that ask all that fancy talk about conservatism is nothing but that.
fancy talk.
once trump opened the bowels of the best he got a front row sit to stare in to the abyss.
he knows America deserves to be nuked in to the fifth dimension
I thought the lying manlet said he would stay if he lost Florida. What a liar.
>>67889058
That cocaine addiction really messed him up.
>>67889673
The Queen's eyes are blue, Barack.
He'll just become a lobbyist and get paid hundreds of millions of dollars.
Why are you cucks laughing at him? You're eating ramen tonight.
>>67889733
He did say that. But I guess he thought he'd at last get about a third.
Poor Rubio, he where to be president so bad andit was stolen from him by that pesky democratic process
im sure somebody somewhere is throwing a foam party in his honour
>>67889902
Nice try, Little Marco, but I'm having pizza tonight.
>>67889058
That man is broken.
>>67889058
Fucking hell. This is an absolute trainrekt. Yeb on suicide watch, Rubio outed as a poofta.
This is objectively the most entertaining election ever.
>>67889058
>Jeb! got roasted and toasted so hard that he's no longer in the public spotlight
>Christie and Sleepyman are now onboard the Trump-train
>Randlet nowhere to be seen (too short to see in the crowd)
>Rubio wants out permanently
Looks like you either join Trump or get fucking mind-broken just like my animu sluts
who cares? he'll have a nice cushy teaching or law job lined up. it's not like he will be out on the streets. he's all set. politics just didnt end up being his thing in the end.
