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These guys knock on your door and ask you "Are voting for
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These guys knock on your door and ask you "Are voting for racist trump?" What do?
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>>67879788

I would get my cellphone and record everything that happens


After they beat my ass for it, I would start a go fund me and capatilize from it
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>>67879788
Politely ask them to wait while I go back inside, get my Rottweiler and 12 gauge.
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>>67879788

Say I'm voting for Hillary, and when they turn around start killing them, because I'm the kind of faggot who wants to shoot a man in the back of the head.

Then I'll plant drugs on their families, and call the polices on all of them, and ruin their lives forever. :^)
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YOU NIGGERS GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
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Sure!! I am voting for Trump to make America great again. I don't think he is a racist.
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Lure them in with fried chicken and watermelon and lock them in my centipede dungeon feeding them dank memes and white sjw women to keep them tame and release them on November 8th for the celebratory perging.

MAGA
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Politely ask them to wait while I go back inside and bring my gf and let them fuck her
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Call 911
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>>67879788
They're dressed like they're ready for a gay gang bang.

I would get naked and join in.
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"No"
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BAR KAYS

YES

I would ask them to play some funky tune for me
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>>67880147
/thread
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>>67879788
Yes. Yes I am. Now about my lawn..
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>>67880099
youre not sweden.
why?
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>>67879788

>2012 + 4
>Not answering the door with a loaded gun
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>>67879788
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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>>67879788
...am I supposed to have a gay orgy with them??
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>>67879788
A group of homoerotic niggers at my doorstep,only a flip would open the door to that
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IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE
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>>67879788
No, fuck that racist *votes for trump*. It's that easy.
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>>67880447
Y
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>>67879788
Peak through the slit of my still-chained door, reach for the AR behind the umbrella stand right next to the front door, make sure it's ready to go, unlock door and level it at them asking:
>are you niggers going to get off my lawn on your own...or is the coroner taking you?

Then watch em run like it's rent day while shouting tough-talk as they flee.
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>>67879788
ask them about Egyptian Kangz
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>>67879788
>respond yes i am
>scream ALLAHU AKBAR
>take my AK47
>procede to scream ALLAHU AKBAR repediatly while firing at my own slaves
>get back home
>laugh while their ex-wives slaves which i have bought for 3 kfc cup to president of Zimbabwe suck my cock.

Allah is the akbarest.
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>>67879788
Getting my sissy stuff and preparing for a long and hard pounding night.
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>>67879788
"Hell yeah nigger!" :)
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>>67880553
M
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>>67880147
>>67880751
...Why guys? Do you like /pol/ making fun of us?
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>>67880792
C
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>>67880861
A ;)
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>angeles city.
>fuck 20 girls/ week

#MAGA
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>>67880147
this
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>>67879788
i wreck their boipuss
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>>67880931
Ayy bby u wan sum fuck?
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>>67879788
I won't open it because there's a fence and a dog before they can get to the door
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>>67879788

tell them to wait a second while I call the Waffen SS Division excising in my back yard.
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>>67880854
You should try a black sheep occasionally.
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>>67879788
Take a picture of the group, start a thread on pol, and ask what other people would do
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>>67881418
/thread
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>>67879788
Yes.

Now get the fuck off my property.
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>>67879788
Nah pal let me show ya, (goes into house for gun)
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Ask them politely to pick my cotton field ,
Afterwards we can have tea and biscuits and talk about art and philosophy
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>>67879788
I would get my 12 gauge Ithaca pump shotgun and see how many I could get with the first shot.
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>>67879788
By the looks of them one match should do the trick. Afrosheen is flammable shit.
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>>67881067
I really don't know how to answer that.
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Tell them as a sailor I can't publicly endorse a candidate..don't have to worry about it because they won't get passed the front gate
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