/pol/s opinion on strip clubs. I think that if done right they can be a fun and relaxing place where a man can be a man in the company of females, unlike the real world.
>>67876131
never been to one
fuck if im gonna pay to get a boner
>>67876206
its not about the boners. But I guess you dont have full contact clubs in the US ?
Within 30 years, strip clubs will be the last place in America where you can see a chick who isn't fat as fuck.
They'll put up "Do not feed the animals" signs and give schoolchildren tours so they can see what girls used to look like.
sex is degenerate
>>67876131
What does that stuff cost?
>>67876131
Strip clubs are degenerate.
>Paid for attention
>Smells like ass
>Getting willfully cucked and not getting off.
And don't talk about how you totally had sex in the champagne room degenerate. If you did, then you paid for sex. If you didn't, then you're only spreading a lie.
>>67876131
1) It demeans man who enter them because you fall right into the sad ronery loser category
2) I am not that horny and/or desperate to use them, if I want to see a naked woman I easily get a gf
3) It is a giant waste of money that amounts to nothing. Just jack off for free every time you think of going there.
Me and a friend went inside a crappy one and they wanted 20 dollars cover charge, and demanded that we pay for a 20 dollar drink every hour and tip each girl at least 100 dollars that performs.
I'm sure there are better and cheaper ones out there, but still.
>>67876131
i'm not a nigger
>>67877328
>he can't go to gentlemens club without thinking about getting cucked and smelling like ass afterwards
Yeah, who is the literal wimp and cuck here? You are, virgin boe
>>67876131
Degenerate faggot. Kill yourself.
>>67876701
we do, it still sucks. It's a much better idea to rent a prostitute for an hour and make her do some sexy dancing for you before you fuck her.
>>67876131
>strip clubs
good place to pregame with some cheap drinks,
getting sexually aroused by the hot stripper bitches also increases your testosterone and changes your demeanor,
flirting with the girls as warm-up,
overall, a good place to go and get some quick confidence before you hit another venue.
>>67877689
this guy gets its. Or a good place to go if the night didnt go so well :D
They're ok, but you gotta go to the cheap white trash ones where you can go in with just a wallet full of $1 bills, make it rain for a couple banged up whores & be their king for the night.
Find one that is fun but ugly (but decent body & you'd actually fuck), pay for a couple twofer lap dances w her & try to take her home. I know a couple guys who'd do this often & end up scoring.
>>67876131
Why can't you have female friends?
The smell inside most stripclubs remind me of sweden.
>>67876131
It's like going into a restaurant where you are allowed to only to look at food but you still pay for it. Just go to a fucking brothel.
>>67878945
This. Also a complete waste of money for what is essentially blueballing yourself.
If I want to see sexy ladies, I'll look on the net for free. If I want sex I'll go out to a club with the lads and get me moves on.
Strip clubs are a weird inbetween, and they cost you a fuck ton of wagie coins. Fuck that
>>67877446
>Suomi "i spend 80% of my waking life naked in a sauna surrounded by men" Perkele
>>67876131
I lived near Amsterdam for 9 months with some polish guys who loved strip clubs, every time we went out they wanted to go to one and I went with them a lot of the time despite having no interest in them myself.
From my own experience and point of view strip clubs are retarded, they milk sexually weak men out of their money exploiting the massive male sex drive. Strippers are also degenerates, I never saw a single stripper/prostitute who was a decent human being, they're all just overpriced cum dumpsters and you'd get more pleasure wanking to porn, they all try to con you as well, like start dancing and grinding on you without saying anything and then charge you for it (I refused to pay when it happened to me, there was no trouble but I just got filthy looks from them).
>>67878637
What you're talking about there is prostitution with a chance of the prostitute taking the money and then not having sex
Once VR becomes a thing strip clubs will be obsolete.
>>67879161
>not going to unisex saunas
yes, I know this is haram, abdul
>>67877689
Who is this girl?
Never been to one OP. Maybe some day. I see it as a waste of money though.
>>67879475
If she's coming home w you, she's having sex w you. No money required.
>>67876131
Went a bunch of times with buddies years back, first to the “Windsor Ballet”, as the Canadian drinking age was 19 and then to various titty-bars in Detroit but at some point, Detroit imposed a bunch of namby-pamby rules about no lap dancing, no touching, maintain X-distance from the dancer, etc. and we stopped going.
The local suburban titty-bar then got an over inflated ego and started charging $5 cover fee and $5 parking fee (even if you didn’t park in their lot!) and when you walked in, there was a 100 guys jammed up against the bar while dozens of tables in the main floor remained empty, the not-so-subtle implication being that one was supposed to “tip” the bouncer and suddenly a “reserved” table would become available…
Also went to a couple of titty-bars in Chicago back in the day, which has different regulations; the all nude titty-bars can only served non-alcoholic drinks like pop and fruit juice while in the ones with beer and booze, the chicks must wear panties and pasties.
>>67880658
go to montreal. they do great things there.
>not going to strip clubs with your wife/girlfriend
>not fucking other women with your wife/girlfriend
>not having it all
Wtf is wrong with you people?
never understood them because prostitution is legal in my country and for 50 Euro starting i can get hot ass slavic or asian girl
the thought of paying and just looking seems just retarded.
>>67876131
I thought they all moved on to webcams.
What point of shaking around a crowd of lewd perverts when you can make the same money sitting home and doing whatever else you want in absolute safety.
>>67880658
$2.99 lunch???
>>67881005
Or even easier dress slutty and play video games on twitch. Same money for less skin
>>67876131
I love food
I love big sweaty tits
For some reason when you put the two together it gets disgusting.
>>67876131
A den of degenerates and a way for niggers to take advantage of poor white girls in need of money and eventually turning them into prostitutes.
>>67881157
>even at a strip club americans cant stop eating
kek
i love you guys
>>67877689
>Cheap drinks at a Strip club
I fucking wish.
>>67881105
I think Twitch doesn't allow for that anymore though, i could be wrong. Like cleavage is probably okay but anything more than that and you'll get banned.
>>67876131
Owned by fucking mafia, try to open one you will get murdered.
So fuck it
They're pretty terrible lol.
Maybe just the ones I went to, but all the women there were like 5/10's. I'm talking muffin tops, cellulite, etc. The drinks suck and are total rip offs. Usually packed as fuck, sticky floors, you see that odd swinger mid 50's couple and you're like "Fuck I hope I don't become that". Kinda sad, faggots spending $20 just so they can put the bill in between the thigh and the strap.
That said, they aren't terrible places to get laid. Not from the strippers (fucking will never happen) but from the degenerate whores that go there. Expect some really sloppy sex tho that you'll feel really bad about the day after. Almost like soiling yourself, just that guilty, icky feeling. Fact that you let your dick disappear into some blubbery whale.
Not my finest moments.
>>67881187
How dare those conniving negoes take advantage of those pure, maidenly strippers who are incapable of making their own decisions.
>>67881157
you can buy food at strip bars?
>>67877689
>cheap drinks
>strip club
>getting a boner increases testosterone
Are you 15?
I've never been to one. But i'm traveling over to Boston for a week. Will keep my eye out and check some clubs out if there are any. It's kinda a budget trip so if it's too expensive i'll drop it.
>>67876131
Degenerate
>>67876131
went to a strip club for the first time with my wife 2 months ago. did you know they do couples dances? my wife even got off to the thought of a girl dancing naked on her. its was the great and we had some incredible sex that night. cant wait to go back...
>>67876131
They're alright, I've been a few times and I've always enjoyed it.
Knew this guy in college, massive weeb faggot who preferred to be called "lil joshu". He actually ended up getting red pilled by a stripper - we bought him a dance and he was giving us the nice guy routine, being awkward as fuck and refusing to put his hands on the girl. She told him to grab her tits and to quit putting pussy on a pedestal. That ended up actually being a pretty pivotal moment in his life - got a girlfriend and stopped watching anime within a week or 2 afterwards. Based stripper saved him from wizardhood
>>67876131
for the price of staying there longer than 30 minutes (because you need to get drunk on their overpriced shit to tolerate the seediness) I could get a hooker
>>67877689
>paying for blue balls
Sorry Carl but I prefer women actually touching my dick
>>67876131
Also it's one of the best money laundering business.
I went to one for a friend's bachelor party, the strip club was on les champs elysees entry fee was around 30€, drinks where expensive as fuck.
The girls where from Eastern Europe.
Lap dance cost was expensive as fuck, 80€ for the length of one song (about 3min30sec) 120€ for 2 songs.
Now gropping or physical contact of any kind allowed.
If you pay with visa card the name of the establishment is '' café sport ''
>>67882012
>ruining the sorcery of the legendary Joshu the Little, mage of the Mazogor Kingdom
I hope you're happy
>>67882865
Too bad no female ever has.
>>67876131
Agree with OP, there are good strip clubs and some strippers are cool to talk to.
Just remember that it's all a business and you can try to negotiate a price.
I remember going to a few and seeing dudes that look like they live there and strippers spend a lot of time with just one guy. That's just degenerate behavior to think you can pay enough money for a stripper to like you.
>>67882957
>entry fee was around 30€
>Lap dance cost was expensive as fuck, 80€ for the length of one song (about 3min30sec) 120€ for 2 songs.
>No gropping or physical contact of any kind allowed.
I assume it's mainly used for money laundring, because i can't imagine normal people going to this club unless they're filthy rich and have more money than they know what to do with.
>>67883514
It was the penthouse club on the biggest street in Paris the place was overflowing with people. I believe no touching is the rule in France. One of friend was wasted, the stripper French kissed him so he get extra round, he ended up spending 700€ until his debit card reached its limit.
Also the average price for a drink in Paris is around 15€ for a drink
Went when I was younger and saw nothing but mostly old white men, niggers, and Mexicans.
I even worked for cuffs & Collars a sister group of chippendales & playgirl. Women are way worse and you lose respect for them when it comes to male strippers.
Now that I'm older I don't care to step into those types of establishments.
>>67884082
that's retarded, you could get a premium escort for that money
>>67884082
>he ended up spending 700€ until his debit card reached its limit.
>the average price for a drink in Paris is around 15€
My ex-gf once said that strippers have more dignity than your average "normal" girl dancing in a club.
She kinda had a point.
>>67884421
but in the end girls at a club can choose more freely if they wanna dance and with whom
>went once
>tipped bouncer
>tipped waitress
>tipping quota limit reached
>drank my pisswater and left
women were alright but i dont see the appeal of spending that much money to blueball yourself
>>67878945
There aren't any brothels in America (outside of Nevada).
>>67877132
This is too depressing of a post to come up with a witty reply.
>>67877328
Honestly, I'd argue that strip clubs are less degenerate than pornography, since you have to clean yourself up, go outside, and actually talk to women. And there are no BBC sissy hypnosis forced feminization strip clubs.
>>67880646
Sure if you really believe the strippers are going home with your friends for free
What's the point? Might as well go to a hooker.
>>67878075
>>67878808
Personal anecdote: strip clubs are a great place for a date with a normal girl. I've taken at least 6 girls on dates to strip clubs and they ALWAYS ended up going well.
Brotip: make your date touch all the girls, and give her much more attention than any of the strippers. It puts the focus on your date and makes her feel super sexy.
>>67884883
but all the strippers i've seen are just high end hookers my man. Way better than what you can pick up from the street or a shitty website.
>>67880898
>tfw went into champagne room with gf and stripper and gf literally grabbed the stripper's head and forced her to take my cock in her mouth
Yes, this literally and truly happened. But it was in Baltimore and the stripper was black (I let my gf pick the girl for once, huge mistake) and I spent all night awake convinced that I had contracted AIDS from the monkey, so it is not an experience that I am proud of, nor an experience that I want to repeat.
>>67881187
>>67881558
Where the fuck do you live where you have integrated strip clubs?
In my city, there are strip clubs for niggers and strip clubs for humans. All of our nightlife is segregated.
>>67885448
>Your girlfriend cucks herself and gets off on it
This is something I never expected to see.
>>67881157
>>67881211
>>67881564
One club near where I went to law school had a summer promotional where they would provide a free steak (yes, that's right, a steak) with the purchase of one drink. So I spent $6 on a beer and received a steak to go with it (and the steak was decent).
>>67885448
lmfao
>>67881795
The strip club culture has become much more couple-friendly in recent years. It's a great place for a date with a girl that trusts you, especially if you make her the focus of the evening and don't ignore her to ogle the girls.
>>67876131
>Paying to look at women and not to fuck them.
For me it's the literal definition of an impotent cuck.
Is it bad I lost my virginity at a strip club when I turned 18.
She was cute though, blonde 5'5 and 110 lbs at the most.
>>67876131
Good place to boost business relations, can write it off as a tax deduction.
Too expensive to spend your personal money on.
>>67885048
I guess I'm just too much of a loner. Going to such place without company is like going to cinema. Requires some special kind of autism.
>>67885664
Women can't be cucks, bro, just like they can't be bastards.
>>67885855
Gypsies.... it's cute how you guys think you are white.
>>67885838
What do you think about Hooters restaurants?
I was surprised to see so many kids there.
Parents even dressed their daughters up in "future Hooters girl" T-shits.
>>67886101
Romanian strip clubs are better than American strip clubs though.
>>67876131
>paying money to get erections with your male friends
Do you guys watch porn together as well? Kek
>There are people ITT who didnt go to a stripclub with their friends when they were teens
It's a fun adventure when you're a kid, but honastly I dont get why people pay for lapdances.
It's like being hungry and paying for someone to wave a chicken in front of you.
Money better spent on an escort.
>>67881005
Privacy.
>>67886101
You should note gypos are extremely segregated and even though both bulgaria and romania are absolutely infested with that vermin they aren't really "mixed in".
The best analogy will be a leeches, a lot of them, and big bad humanitarians hanging over your shoulder ready to strike if you try to take some of them off.
>>67886312
I think it's mainly in areas where there isn't easily available ass. I live in a huge party town because of the college here and there's one strip club but for the price of entry you could just have gotten a bottle gone to IV and ended up fucking some hot college whore instead of looking at mediocre women dancing.
I don't like them. They're expensive, dark, noisy and why the fuck would anyone pay for dances when you could pay a little bit more at a brothel and get a proper fuck?
>>67876131
>be 15 with my cousins (they were 15 and 17)
>be on holidays in poland with our families
>they let us do whatever
>get drunk on some nice polish beer
>hit up a strip club
>they let us in
>get private dance from 11/10 polish supermodel
>slip her the equivalent of £20 in the booth
>she sucks my dick dry and i cum all over her humongous natural tits
10/10 would repeat the experience god bless Poland
>>67876131
I've got this friend that's always trying to convince me to go to those shitholes, I always tell him to fuck off. Bitches that explicitly rob you of your money is not sexy at all.
>>67876131
degenerecy
My ex got a job stripping after we'd been together for 2 years out of nowhere. I completely cut off contact with her 3 months later. It would've been immediate but I figured she'd quit the first time a mexican or a slav got too touchy. And she didn't.
The club she worked in was small. All the guards were fat rednecks. The two DJ's were fat rednecks. They had hidden cameras installed in all the private dance rooms, because "dancers get fined for genital contact," but I would get random snapchats from these guys laughing at creepy robots/sad old guys getting lap dances.
Don't buy alcohol in a strip club. Don't use the ATM in a strip club. If you actually want to go to one (don't, its a complete waste of money and none of those girls give a fuck about you, they just want your money) then keep a bottle out in your car or something. And don't drive home drunk because theres always traffic cops hiding around them, hoping they can score a DUI or a solicitation/prostituion charge.
>>67887129
I used to have to drive by a strip club and adult bookstore to get to the freeway to get home from my job as a cook. My gf worked as a waitress at my restaurant and we would carpool and some nights I'd be getting out of there past midnight. The amount of times I got fucking pulled over and breathalyzed and then asking who the girl in my car was, was fucking unreal.
>>67876131
It's just entertainment, they're just there to entertain you. Don't think for a second they're actually interested in you, and you shouldn't be interested in them. They're degenerate whores, likely with a lot of issues ranging from alcoholism to hard drug abuse.
How the pricing work in the US?
Is there a flat fee that goes to the club then you have to tip the girl?
>>67886101
Americans, its cute how you think you're not all niggers.
This si how you sound.
>>67876131
i dont plan to ever go back to one. they are all trashy, and just make me feel trashy, Any girl that will suck your dick through th eoutside of your pants has no bizness even being a human being.
i feel for their parents. fucking whores.
Only good thing to come about a strip club is the breakfast buffet
>pay 10 bucks to get in with my friends
>site at a front table
>go get food
>go get food again (yum biscuits, bacon, eggs, etc.
>eat my ass away while checking out titties
>never tip or give those whores a single dollar except my cover charge to get in
>mfw some stupid nigger whore gets pissed that we are taking a front table and not tipping
>laugh at her and keep on eating
that's the last time i went. being drunk and hungry goes a long way. hoes didn't get my shekels tho. they can eat a big fat dick.
>>67877437
That doesn't sound unreasonable..
>>67888056
Depends on the club. Usually 10-20 to get in and 10-20 for a dance. Length of the dance and the amount of contact varies club to club, and in my experience most aren't worth it at all.
I've found one good one over the years called deja vu, don't bother if there's one around you because it's shit now. All the really hot girls have gone to cam modelling and it's just full of fat spics, niggers, and ratchet zitface asians. There will be 1-2 white girls there that are the only attractive ones and you won't be able to get a dance from them because they're in such high demand they go from one lap to another then just leave after making a shit ton of money in 2 hours. They shut two of them down because people passed bills banning strip clubs in their cities. Guess what they reopened one as? A gay club, because I guess that's ok in California but not a strip club.
The only time it's cool to go is with friends, and before you go do something else like go to a college bar. It gets your confidence up to see women reduced to their primal, whorish state. Don't bother with strip clubs and prostitution in the US, all the pretty girls are getting paid to be models, you're going to really not like what you see most of the time. Just jack off or find a girl that's on your level to bang.
they're for pathetic men who have to pay for female attention
>>67879273
>I lived near Amsterdam for 9 months with some polish guys who loved strip clubs, every time we went out they wanted to go to one and I went with them a lot of the time despite having no interest in them myself.
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>>67880658
>>67880658
Holy shit, finally meet someone that's from my area. Just a pro tip go to Alley Katz next time. They have private rooms, which you pay 40 bucks for and give the girl a tip shell suck you off. My buddy fucked a stripper in one of those private rooms, we found out she got fired for prostitution few weeks after. Alley Katz is the place to be man
>>67881211
went yesterday and saw three delivery orders arrive in the span of an hour. not joking.
>>67884555
the can ignore you in a strip club too.
>>67885567
most of the entire eastern part of pa has strip clubs that are like 70% white. 30% sideshow attractions but im not that adnon
>>67886134
its what i would call redneck (use your own derogatory word) but they might as well be wearing pants suits.
>>67887129
got cucked for 3 months but still doesn't know it.
get tested.
>>67877689
this is the correct answer.
or if you goofed and got married or haven't seen a new naked women in awhile.
if there is a ridiculous cover charge. move on
also there are strip club review sites you should check out before you go. if your some kind of wimp who cant say no you should go until you learn to say no. some of these girls are so good at their job its crazy. its like they have never heard the word no. most of them are pretty fucking smart. people who think otherwise just got played by one and feel guilty about it. ive known some that have been to numerous countries through stripping.
its a great place to squeeze boobs butts and have a laugh. i'm not trying to fuck them. the only counter argument to get an escort is that I'm not trying to fuck them. A little attention is nice but im not trying to fuck the world
also its a good place to go and get a based opinion on any relationship problem. go there give them $10 and ask for their honest opinion cheaper than a therapist and you saw naked women.
Don't spend money you dont have.
Don't get stupid drunk.
You are probably around thugs.
dont expect to get laid
>>67881579
different adnon but sauce for high test
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239621/Researchers-test-mens-testosterone-levels-rise-arousal--visiting-sex-club.html
i just find it fun, i like to talking to people though, i'm a pretty social person. it keeps your game tight.
>>67876131
Hey Bogomil, me thinks I need to ditch denbtsland for a better place. How's the weather and the women over there?
>>67876131
https://youtu.be/L_lKg6YLzsQ?t=9s
safety valves for sexual outlet,
red light districts are also a place for expected degeneracy and are treated like ghettos
>>67889882
Both are definitely better than Greece weather has complexity and diversity and the women are far superior to byzantine wenches
>>67889137
Thanks, it's just that I will spend a few days in Vegas with my brother in a while, since I'm against gambling I'm looking for something else. But I guess strip club as seen in movies in not a thing anymore.
>>67877328
>Triggered
>Beta detected
Women literally choose to work in strip clubs there's nothing sexier than a woman going out and earning a living anyway they can.
>>67877433
>poor person detected
>>67876131
Strip clubs are great places to keep getting fucked up at after bars close
>>67890801
almost all of the times i've went to them is for exactly this reason senpai
>>67877437
That sounds ridiculous. Each girl? How fucking long do they perform? If your there for an hour or two your gonna spend over a thousand dollars. That seems really high end.
