ITT: we determine who would be elected in each European country using US candidates.
I'll start, am I retarded /pol/?
>>67871546
you've got poland and slovenia correct for sure
>>67871546
Ah, heaven on earth anon, heaven on earth!
>>67871546
>Red
Countires that have a sufficient number of children that commiting suicide is not a necessary economic move.
>Blue
Doomed. Must roll the dice with Muslims. Pro multicult propaganda is extensive to placate the elderly masses.
Actually I was really surprised to see that many pro trump comments to the usual bullshit article about him.
>>67871546
no way would the irish vote for trump
>>67871546
The media coverage of Trump here is absolutely disgusting.
>>67871546
>Portugal
>Voting for a socialist again
Pls, Bernie would get BFTO here. We don't need his policies.
>>67873454
This. The Irish are actually more left wing than the English, just on a smaller scale.
>>67871546
>bernie
You gotta be kidding me
If anyone knows that the fucker is full of shit, it's the countries he uses as an example.
>>67873353
Exactly
Besides Italy is still right wing as fuck
Besides I'm a leftist and I'd vote Trump
>>67871546
i could see Trump winning here, people litterally elected this faggot who made youtube videos and radio shows about "DUDE CORRUPTED POLITICIANS LMAO"
It wouldnt be bad tho, i love trump
>>67871546
>israel
>bernie
>>67872005
a billionaire winning in poland top kek
Just look at the faggots who want free shit.
what a coincidence.
A newspaper asked our leading politicians who they would vote for.
Everyone except for the Sweden democrats said they'd vote for Hillary.
Three Sweden democrats did say Trump.
Source: http://www.dn.se/nyheter/usa-valet/trump-chanslos-om-svenska-politiker-far-bestamma/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=page&utm_campaign=dn
>>67871546
I think Belgium would be the same as the Netherlands.
And that you described us as Berniefags is spot on
>>67874420
He's a jew
>>67874420
Tbh this, I think they would vote for Cruz.
>>67874834
Fixed link: http://unvis.it/http://www.dn.se/nyheter/usa-valet/trump-chanslos-om-svenska-politiker-far-bestamma/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=page&utm_campaign=dn
>>67874834
is this earth in a can?
>>67875478
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snus
>>67874924
>thinking that every decision is related to race
>thinking that even most decisions are related to race
Do you spend time in the real world?
>>67875292
Thank you brother.
>>67875478
It is "snus", smokeless tobacco. The greatest thing to ever have been invented.
If you're ever in a nordic country, try it out (if you enjoy nicotine.)
And don't even bother with American brands. They're all fucking terrible.
>>67874834
los snus is pleb tier desu familia
>>67873639
Not really.
>>67875806
Hey, you've only been independent for 111 years. Be careful so you can make it to 120.
(Luv u btw familia.)
>>67871546
Here is your actual political map for Europe. I'll explain.
Red is Soc-Dem. So like Bernie says he is. Grease is also Soc-Dem and sits with the Soc-Dems in the meetings and shit, and his coalition is Soc-Dem, even though Syriza technically isn't. So, bundle the reds together. This is your bernie.
Yellow is your Hillary. The Libtards.
Blue is your mild EU cuckservatives. They would also be democrats in the USA. They get behind their mostly sound economic policis and wreck countries by immigration and other shit. Literally the worst thing in the planet. Burn in fire. That would be someone like Cruz.
Dark Blue is your actual conservatives They are mostly powerless and dragged around by the Cuckservatives. Still more like Reagan. No Trump
Grey is independents. So they are a mix of all trades.
Even the so called "far right" like Farage and Lepen, still aren't Trump. Trump is something else.
>>67876179
>That would be someone like Cruz
The fuck.!?
No they are not.
I guess I don't know enough about American politics to pick someone for this category. This is your Democrat who has republican economic policies but democratic social policies.
Shit I just took the isidewith test and noticed I rather side with Bernie than Shillary on foreign policy
>>67876179
>Even the so called "far right" like Farage and Lepen, still aren't Trump. Trump is something else.
I don't think it is easy to categorize national populists into a single group across different nations. They each play to the unique desires of their own nations, so while the underlying principles may be the same the methodology or policy may differ.
>>67876901
But that's the thing. Europes "Far right national populists" AREN'T far right, OR national populists. They are just thinking human beings. They aren't even right wing most of the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM2UKKmX8do
I mean just look at her. Is she even right wing by American standards? NO. SHE IS JUST USING HER BRAIN TO THINK THAT FUCKING NAZI.
We're screwed. Just nuke us already.
>>67871546
how it would actually go
>>67876317
you mean... Trump?
>>67873353
this. The media here constantly shits on him, but people seem to like him
Kek people hate the Brits so much they think the Irish aren't massive fucking cucks. Every single one of their parties wants higher immigration
