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What's the difference between cows and 9/11?
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>>67862279
hamboigas and poiple
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>>67862279
you can't milk a cow for 15 years
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Cows don't end like this
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>>67862279
Only one of them can be milked for 15 years
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Cows weren't orchestrated by jews?
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whats so hard for troofers to understand?
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One day when I was driving to work I saw one of those flashing marquees for Halloween that said

>"What is a mummy's favorite cookie?"

And I had to move on before I saw the answer. I've always wondering what the answer is. Google doesn't help afaik.
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>>67862438
>heat
>travelling down
I don’t think so anon
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>>67862750
>>heat
>>travelling down
>I don’t think so anon

Then why is the center of the Earth hotter than the crust and why does the air get colder as you go higher up?

BFTO. Go home loser. I fuck all the bitches.
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>>67862439
well /pol/. whats answer
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>>67862343
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>>67862439
Mummy fingers?

Mummyroons?

I dont fucking know
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>>67862439
a sablé
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>>67863110
You never took a physics class, did you?
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>>67862430
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>>67862439
Is it ghoul scout cookies?
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>>67862279

A Jew, an Arab, and a black man walk into a bar.

Bartender says,
>get the fuck out.
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dead baby in a clown suit
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>>67862750
You're literally retarded. Heat doesn't go "up" or "down". It diffuses. Hot air goes "up" because the denser cold air pushes it up. In a situation like that the heat wouldn't just travel upwards. Anyway a single floor losing all support could bring the whole thing down as the full weight of the upper floors would fall on the next level. F=mv^2
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>>67865311
>F=mv^2

An era of new physics is at hand.
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>>67863110
But it's not. That's all theory.
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>>67862279
Muslims do cows and jews did 9/11
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>>67862279
Why does beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"
>because black women have no rights.

What sound does an aboriginal make?
>speedbump.mp3"

Kiwi and an Aussie walking by a farm, they spot a sheep with its head stuck in the fence, so the kiwi promptly pulls down his pants and start fucking the sheep.
The Aussie says, "can I a go?"
Kiwi says, "sure bro."
So the Aussie sticks his head in the fence too.

What do you call a terrorist with a part time job?
>Allah Snackbar

Why do Africans have white palms?
>because god believes there's a little bit of good in everyone.
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>>67862279
they dont die when muslims "explode" in them
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>>67866394

What do Sweden and your mums pussy have in common?
>everyone's seen it but the black guys destroy it.

What's the difference between Lebanon and Australia?
>one has shoot-outs in the streets
>the other just shoots up in the streets
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>>67862438

What is causing the heat to intensify?
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>>67866833

A young kid asks his mother, "Mammy, how come I look black, and you be white?" The mom says, "Now Barack, let's not go there. From what I can remember of that party, you're lucky you don't bark."
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>>67864829
probably this desu. those jokes are always terrible puns for children who don't know any better.
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>>67863110
Pls be bait
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>>67863110
I miss troll science threads sometimes.
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>>67869115
yeah, its the answer im going with
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