Has anyone see this or his other recent videos?
Trump seems to have completely broken him, and it's hilarious. I don't even feel bad for him like I did with Jeb. I feel like Rubio might ACTUALLY kill himself.
>Rubio quits politics
https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/710534669192851457
>First signs of Rubio being broken
https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/708680534063509504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzh7z9aHil8
also this
>>67861363
DISPEL
>>67861097
His falling on the sword was arranged. Probably got some nice private sector job offer if he agreed to go all in on Trump.
>>67861465
ONCE
>>67861576
Marco was Jeb's protoge. He was never supposed to run against him.
>>67861576
maybe he took a political gamble going in at the same time as Jeb and now that he's failed, they're basically forcing him out. Maybe this election was do or die for him.
>>67861097
He's probably avoiding the inevitable gay scandal that would sink his career and make him more of meme than he already is.
Goodbye and good riddance!
>>67861097
He lost in Florida on purpose.
His gay past has been held over his head as blackmail for too long, and so he finally said fuck it.
Good night, thirsty prince.
>>67861657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsuSAYaPyBU
Jeb is the old lady in this lyrics..
>>67861097
>>67861657
>>67861688
Nah, nah, nah, trust me, he got some back room deal from Romney to do what he did. He damn well knew better that this was political suicide. Those Florida poll numbers NEVER changed in his favor.
>>67861620
AND
>>67861097
Florida must have triggered him.
>>67861097
Man, his shit is fucked up.
>>67861992
You motherfucker
>>67862039
FOR
>>67862375
ALL
>>67861097
WORDS THAT KILL
>>67861097
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE, MARCO
YOU COULD
CUT TIES WITH ALL THE LIES THAT YOU'VE BEEN LIVIN' IN
AAAND
IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO RUN AGAIN I WOULD UNDERSTAAAND
I WOULD UNDERSTAAAAAAND!
>>67861097
he's being kicked out by the establishment for failing to beat Trump
When he first got into the race he said he wasn't going to run for his Senate seat again, claims he wanted to devote full time to run for President, and was bashing Rand Paul for not doing the same.
He has a lazy eye and big ears, not very presidential.
Did we go too far this time?
>>67861097
You fuck with Trump and you get raped.
Trump kill list
Lindsey Graham
Jeb bush
Marco Roboto
Trump has single handly destroyed there careers forever
>>67861097
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/03/marco-rubio-nears-ted-cruz-endorsement-220952
Nope, he's endorsing Cruz. Conservatives are uniting. Trump is finished.
>>67861097
Holy fuck he looks like he has aged 10 years in the last 6 months
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
I FOCUS ON THE FOAM
THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL
>>67862870
BACK TO FOAM PARTIES AND DRINKING IN CARS AT THE "PARK"
>>67862887
Imagine what 8 years in the White House would've done to him.
>>67861097
He looks like he's been crying. A LOT. He should drink some water.
>>67862891
THE DILDO TEARS MY HOLE
THE OLD FAMILIAR STING
>>67862968
This time it's for real. It's now a two man race and the establishment clearly favours Cruz over Trump.
>>67861097
>this image is actually literally real
>>67863203
>this time it's for real
Just go away.
>>67863203
Cruz got no chance to win:
www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/17/poll-donald-trump-hits-65-percent-in-new-york-more-than-50-percent-ahead-of-ted-cruz/
An open convention would be the suicide of an already dead GOP.
>>67862120
It looks like all the money dried up and he doesn't have a make-up artist any more.
Marco was horribly fucked over by John McCain and Chuck Shumer (joke stealers relative). HIndsight 20/20 maybe they knew all along getting him on board with amnesty would ruin him. He decided to attach his lips to McCains butt and commited sudoku in the process.
>>67861097
>First many dropped out due to the constant stumping
>Then we said goodbye to a slow, but dear friend, le sleepy guac merchant
>Then we said goodbye to based Uncle Ben Carson
>Finally after criticizing Trump's penis size, he was finally stumped publicly.
J U S T
He'll be okay though, all of his children were wearing Ralph Lauren - they're probably very rich - lil marco will be a-ok.
cruz has been way to relaxed, look what the d did to the robot. yet cruz is coasting in fair winds. part of me thinks ratto has very powerful friends behind the scenes. fucking Canadian cant legally run yet no one says anything, or is oblivious becuase of massive amount of distractions.
Super PACs went all in for this guy and lost big time. He can't finance a race without them. He's done. He's going to be a lobbyist.
>>67861097
I believe he knew something that we don't know and he couldn't admit it publicly without his life been at risk hence why he was sweating all the time and looked like a nervous wreck
>>67861097
>Dat hairline
>>67864047
He's a closeted faggot
>>67864099
Kek
>>67861097
What a pussy ass faggot
Rubio is AIDScruz
>>67865072
LOL
god job /pol/ you made him go bald from the stress
JUST
>>67861097
>go to link
>see pic
>kek
>>67865702
If you can't handle the bantz then you should not try and be president, let alone go toe-to-toe with a God.
>>67861097
Once Trump and Cruz began pulling away with delegates, Rubio was advised NOT to fight in Florida. It was suggested to him that he pull out before Florida so he could save what political career he had left, or for that matter, any political future he might have. Nope. He listened to his funders and showed up to a gun fight with a buck knife.
>>67861097
>feel bad for him like I did with Jeb
Jeb had turtles and an abusive family. What does Mr. Roboto have.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kyfNZMQYFR
GOODBYE FOREVER FAGIO
Is he balding?
>>67861097
>trump: if he hits me.. you'll see what happens
two weeks later rubio permanently quits politics
you guys know he's returned to the senate yesterday don't you
>>67864099
At least he didn't get a perm.
>>67866522
trump cannot tell a lie
![[american riches heard in the distance].png](https://i.imgur.com/N8r2GTu.png "[american riches heard in the distance].png")
>>67861097
rubio was an OBVIOUS puppet. the fact that he's gonna finish up being senator and get out for good next year is the best thing he can do. take the fact that he's in his mid 40s and probably has a nice stash of cash from all of this and he's getting a pretty good deal.
in all honesty, trump taking him out was a mercy kill.
He's an attorney
he'll do fine in the private sector
wee don't want career politicians anyway, right?
>>67861097
Spics have no place in American politics, good riddance rato jr.
>>67861097
he looks like a fuckin clown
where's the make up and balls?
>>67861097
THIS IS IT.
THEY'RE GOING TO FORM A NEW PARTY BECAUSE OF TRUMP.
MARK MY WORDS.
>>67862823
As a south carolinian, thank fucking god he killed Graham. We are all sick of his shit.
He'll be fine.
Jews will give him a 500k/yr job on Wall Street for being a good goy. And he'll continue to be a good goy or they'll tell his wife that he likes to suck cocks.
>>67863358
He went full Brendan Fraser
There's only one cure for that....
>>67867940
>"The Foam Party"
>>67866089
tfw somebody actually saved my reading
>>67868049
>foam party
>yfw they rise to the top
>>67868034
Damn, he looks so renewed, is there anything the Don can't do?
>>67861440
>>67862431
WITH
IT'S GETTING HARDER EVERY DAY
>>67861097
Rubio said some pretty redpilled stuff in that being broken video.
>>67868034
In all seriousness, Fraser is the end result of divorce courts that shill on behalf of the women and take men to the cleaners. Irrespective of prenups and all that shit, blah blah, no one should be forced to pay vaginamony that exceeds your net worth and income. That's also why Robin Williams an hero'd. Men are bled dry in US divorce courts.
>>67863203
>this time it's for real
>>67863358
NIGGA LOST SO HARD HE TURNIN INTO MITT ROMNEY
Imagine Rubio necking adderall and drinking hard liquor while staring into a mirror and wondering why he supported the gang of eight bill. Playing with a little thimble in front of him. His vision gets blurrier. He keeps drinking. His phone doesn't call so much anymore. He sees Trump on the TV.
I love it, very rare to have a politician get fucked for fucking over his voters.
Trump is motha fucking Karma saying hi!
Watching Rubio getting snapped in two hurts more than Jeb because Rubio really did nothing wrong. He joked about Trump's spelling for a couple days, but overall he just tried to do his thing and made a wrong calculation. He never went after Trump consistently like Jeb did, and when he did it was because he was fighting for his entire political life. You could tell in his eyes that he didn't want to do it, but he had to. And he lost anyway. I'm glad Trump was humble to him and said he's got a great future ahead of him in the second ST victory speech. I hope Rubio has a soft landing even though he's a fucking android traitor.
>>67861097
Trump has put two establishment shill candidates on suicide watch. Retired them from politics. Impressive.
Next is the rat, then the seahag.
Should probably just chock himself to be desu.
Rubio would've crumbled pathetically on the world stage. Holy shit.
He's made millions in shady deals over the years so he can retire. He knew it was a possibility since he quit his job to campaign.
>>67862648
This basically, even with obviois rigging he still lost. They dropped him. Backing Cruz 100% now, he at least won his own rigged election.
>>67861097
RIP
>>67864099
Yeah, his future in politics would have been finished without Trump anyway with his JUST hair.
>quitting politics
Trump must've found videos of him fucking little gay underage twinks
>>67861097
>This was supposed to be a good, fun clean race for the nomination, just a formality for the Jeb/Rubio ticket
>Trump stumped them so hard they ragequit their entire career paths
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
>>67866642
Stop it, he's trying to fit in with the jews in DC.
>>67867975
Has he ever been spotted with a woman? I mean, we know he's in the closet but does he even pretend that he might be straight?
>>67869282
why are you Mexicans on /pol/ so supportive on Trump?
>>67868529
THIS
>>67868587
NewsNinja2012 is mah nigga. I wish he came on Hannity like he used to.
>>67869712
FICTION
>>67865702
He doesn't come here.
>>67869628
I honestly have no idea. I just knew he was a liberal cuck running under the Republican name in SC.
ever since I was young my parents told me how much of a faux conservative prick he was.
>>67869628
>Has he ever been spotted with a woman?
He said that he wanted to propose to an Austrian hostess once.
>>67861097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQHQ9e9mtng
>It was cruz who told me about you
>I BROKE YOU AND I BEAT YOU!
>>67863604
holy shit, looks like ill have to read a brave new world. its scary to think that this is really 4chan in a nutshell, me included. im here everyday to try and entertain myself as life passes me by. and im fine with that. for now...
>>67869748
THAT
>>67870291
OBAMA
>>67869914
>>67870161
He probably fucked his sister. He even said she could be considered his first lady.
>>67869705
probably because they know that he'll make america great again by holding the mexican government accountable. which will in turn make mexico okay for once.
>>67864099
Still a better hairline than Trump. Rubio gets the last laugh. You think trump would attract any women if it wasn't for the money his daddy gave him? Rubio gets to fuck a cheerleader every night.
>>67863604
Orwell warned us of the Neocon.
Huxley warned us of the Jew.
>>67870737
Rubio is 44. Trump is 69
>>67868196
Your voice gave me an erection
>>67861097
THE ROBOT HAS DELETED SYSTEM 32 TOPKEK
I'M GIGGLING RIGHT HERE
>>67870412
DOESN'T
>>67866089
THIS IS NUTS
I bet you Matt Damon could do a killer Marco impression.
>>67861097
OMG Marco going full Stormfront.
>>67865072
Criminally underrated.
>>67863203
>increasingly nervous shitposter
>>67862804
I only tell you once. Don't fuck me, Marco. Don't you ever try to fuck me.
>>67862823
Not to mention Rand "Bad Night" Paul and Chris Christie, as well as Lindsey Graham, Mitt Romney, and John McCain.
>>67863604
w...wow i've been living life the wrong way.
>>67861097
>November 2016 rolls around
>Trump vs Clinton
>Trump loses
>/pol/ cries into hysteria
>post pic every day until I die
>you could have stopped it /pol/
>>67870969
KNOW
>>67871357
Glorious Fatman wasn't killed, he sacrificed himself to MAGA
>>67871498
>He thinks that head-to-head polls at this time of the year count
top wew lad
>>67871547
WHAT
http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/florida
He lost 66 out of 67 counties of his home state.
He didn't even have ex-Gov. Yeb to compete against.
>>67861097
His handlers probably probably offered him a fat, juicy position somewhere outside of public office for willingly sacrificing his political career to help slow down Trump.
>>67861440
HOLY FUCK
RUBIO IS LITERALLY BROKEN
>>67871573
Give it up dog eater
He has no chance
>>67869060
tell me someone here has that video
>>67871593
HE'S
>>67871774
You're an idiot.
Romney was absolutely spanking obama in all the polls this exact time in 2012.
Look what happened.
>>67871774
Here is your (you)
>>67865072
Top kek
>>67872024
DOING
>>67871774
As it stands a very large number of people do not want Hillary as president. Trump will be voted in as the lesser of 2 evils. Just as it had been done with Bush and Kerry
>>67871767
>Because he hasn't hit me! When he does--you will see what happens.
>you will see what happens...
>......you will see what happens......
>>67871357
Rand isn't dead, he's running to get his Senate seat back.
>>67862823
As a Louisianian I hope he's destroyed Bobby Jindal's career forever.
>>67871357
Isn't Christy in good term with Trump?
>>67869705
Dunno about the other /pol/ Mexicans, but I was actually born in the USA and will help make California red again. :^)
Cuckservative GOPe scum thought they could court us with vaguely hispanic muppets but we don't like weak cucks, hispanic or not.
Beaners are such pussies, yes yeb was a beaner.
>>67861097
Now that he doesn't have to maintain his public facade, and gets to keep millions of dollars of unspent campaign funds, he can finally come out of the closet, leave his wife and hot underage daughters, and spend the rest of his days in a tropical resort rubbing suntan oil on cabana boys.
It's really the best solution for all involved.
>>67872074
>you're an idiot
And Romney was the worst republican with hispanics, blacks and moderates and look what happened. If you fucking fail with the minorities then you don't have a chance.
>>67872190
>Trump will be voted in as the lesser of 2 evils.
Hell no. No one likes Trump at all and will vote for Clinton because she's a strong independent women.
>>67871715
Why was happening in Miami? Cuban pride?
>>67872362
KNOWS
>>67872323
>strong independent women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI
>>67872419
Your implying the general public will notice her lying when they're too busy calling Trump a islamphobic, racist bigot.
>>67861097
I think he regrets becoming a Republican and feels he's wasted his time.
He's realized that with Cruz and Trump being the frontrunners, the moderate approach simply doesn't work on the Republican primary electorate any more, and that the party is therefore swiftly making itself untenable at a national level.
But you can see speaking about it also makes him incredibly nervous because it's against every instinct he has.
>>67872323
>If you fucking fail with the minorities then you don't have a chance.
This is absolutely false. They actually have never voted in numbers large enough to change an election at this level. It was guilty and cucked whites that elected Barry.This is why the GOP needs to stop trying to gather the minority vote, and push whites to get out and vote, and vote the same way.
>>67872238
I'm actually impressed that you a governor so unimaginable terrible that this really happened (that Prostitutes Over Patriots Ad was GLORIOUSLY BRUTAL though).
>>67870649
This kinda.
Also Im a legal inmigrant from Mexico and ilegals are basically being shipped by our governnent as a slave labor export. Its shitty for everbody at the end, except for the people that are against Donald.
>>67866642
Tell me that's not a regular serving size wherever he was eating that
>>67872074
>Romney was absolutely spanking obama in all the polls this exact time in 2012.
polls that far in advance of the election mean LITERALLY nothing. unlike back then, Obama's approval ratings are trending up, and he's already endorsed Hillary and has committed to an active role in the campaign.
>>67872530
>This is absolutely false. They actually have never voted in numbers large enough to change an election at this level.
I see this is your first election.
>>67872478
We haven't seen a debate between Trump and Hill yet. She's in for a real thrashing. Trust in Mainstream Media is at an all time low, which is precisely how Trump has catapulted into the lead.
>>67872623
keep in mind, rand is extremely small so it looks bigger than it is.
>>67872344
That's his hometown.
>>67872691
>Trust in Mainstream Media is at an all time low
That's why most people get their "news" from social media
It won't matter. Clinton will point her finger at Trump and call him a racist and promise free shit for minorities.
Trump has said countless times he wants to stop ILLEGAL immigration but no one gives a fuck. Damage is already done.
>>67872691
>She's in for a real thrashing.
a lot of Trump's "debating" tactics aren't actually allowed in Presidential debates. talking over people is actually against the rules.
the other issue is that the media will continue to follow everything he says with clips of him saying the exactly opposite, which he's created ample opportunity for them to do. think the Fox debate where they put numbers up on the screen demonstrating that he hadn't accounted for the size of the deficit.
>>67872842
>against the rules
what are they going to do about it?
>>67872842
>against the rules
Dipstick, he has been re-writing the rules, which is why he has single handedly defeated the GOP (which hasn't even been the GOP)
Besides Hillary still has to contend with the Benghazi scandal (Felon Tier) which by the way SHE SHOULD BE IN PRISON and has been mentioned by Trump to throw her in prison if he becomes president.
>>67872913
add extra time on for Hillary to respond.
Trump got to talk for a disproportionate amount of time at the Republican debates because they didn't enforce any kind of equality (because ratings).
the other issue is that in a 1v1 simply yelling over people is far more intrusive a strategy, because the only place for the camera to go other than yourself is the other person. Trump won't even attempt it, a lot of his voters are going to feel like they're not seeing the same guy.
>>67862591
He got Jeb'd hard.
>>67872827
>Trump has said countless times he wants to stop ILLEGAL immigration
and legal immigration from Muslims.
you're also ignoring issues that half his immigration platform is the "build a wall and make Mexico pay for it" plan which doesn't strike everyone as completely credible.
>>67873121
She is a poor debator.
Bernie was peanuts
Trump has big penus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD9F1t9GQzA
>>67872842
>against the rules
B R I T C U C K
R
I
T
C
U
C
K
>>67866075
Rusty circuits and foam.
>>67873231
I would submit that the majority of Americans do not feel favorable of Mudslime scum. Regardless of irrelevant sensitive liberal feels
The fact that he was the GOP golden boy and was broken in the first half of the PRIMARY election is just laughable. For all the shit he's said, there is no way he'd be able to handle the office of President for a week. What a joke, gop, no good candidates left
>>67873283
holy SHIT.
Watching this really amplifies how INSANE this election cycle is. It's just HQ video cameras with Trump's face making jokes and spouting memes on national television. What the fuck is going on guys
>>67861097
I have to say I respect the fact he's going to actually earn an actual living.
>>67872409
EXACTLY
>>67873517
It's fundamentally the same.
>Blow
>Parry
>Thrust
>Slap
>Promises are made
>Sweat is dusted off
>Very little substance
If you look at Obama's campaign videos from 2008 his promises consist of "Taking us to the promised land" or the more popular "Change" Of course the specifics are ALWAYS left out, because people love bullshit
Trump is excellent at this game however he is not as corrupt as the rest of these politicians because his focus is on the success of country not appeasing his party.
>>67873907
WHAT
>>67874288
HE'S
>>67861097
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=ztdzg5kssXk&video_start=8&audio=iozIZBFH45Y&audio_start=14
JUST
U
S
T
>>67861440
One of the few times he's sounded like a human being.
>>67874412
MEME
>>67863376
>Citing the biggest leach on Trumps ball sack
Top Kek sources there amigo
>>67874412
DOING
>>67874412
DOING
This is pretty fun desu http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=ztdzg5kssXk&video_start=8&audio=k37d-cp55Jo&audio_start=0
>>67874685
fucking Canada
>>67869218
How did they obviously rig it? Trump destroyed him.
>>67873283
>Absolutely
>>67862823
Don't forget
>Michelle Fields (indirectly)
>Ben Shapiro (indirectly)
>Megyn Kelly (Went from Bimbo Slut to Dyke Hag)
>Mitt Romney (is now even more of an irrelevant fuck)
>>67861727
Super underrated post!
He thought he would win because he thinks he's "Latino" and he thought the Republicans would beg him to be their nominee.
[sweating intensifies]
>>67861440
sounds like someone coming to terms with the fact that they got raped or something
>>67861097
I said this a few months back, Rubio used running for president to get out of politics for good. He knew he wasn't ready and his campaign was ran extremely lazy and didn't have good organization.
JUST
>>67875104
The Pope?
>>67861097
OUR MEME MAGIC WAS TOO STRONG, WE WEN TOO FAR! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO QUIT THE RACE, NOT QUIT LIFE!
POOR RUBOTO!
