AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF FOAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bXltF2AXTI
>>67860168
He'll have her job in February
>>67860168
ANOTHER ONE'S GONE
ANOTHER ONE'S GONE
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
>>67860168
well shit now i just feel kind of bad for him
he didn't have to completely give up on political life
>>67860293
Brilliant
>>67860168
WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG BOY
>>67860766
Fuck that faggot, fuck his poorly scripted speeches and fuck his smug holier-than-thou attitude.
>>67860168
Will he and Jeb be roommates in a cuckshed?
>>67860766
>wanting a tool in any political position
>>67860168
>>67860458
How long till Rubio realizes he is a young man that threw away his whole successful career and comes crawling back for other politicians' scraps?
>>67861114
His career died the day fatass Chris Christie called out his bullshit.
He should've taken Joe's advice and dropped out before florida
losing to trump in his home state sealed his fate
>>67860168
So its going to be a Cruz/Kasich ticket then?
>>67861220
Time would heal wounds sustained on his career from Christie, but throwing away his whole career in such way on other hand will only have hard repercussions.
>>67860168
Press F to pay respects
inb4 the tranny rumors are true
LETS DISPEL THIS NOTION THAT MARCO RUBIO WONT BE PRESIDENT IN 2020
>>67860168
>>67860458
Is this what losing your supposed "home state" does to you?
>>67860766
I don't think he has a choice.
He was the establishment's plant to stop Trump. They funneled EVERYTHING they had to stop him in Florida and failed.
He has no chance to win his senate seat again because one, he's hated now and two he owes the eGOP a fuckton of money and they'll never pull strings for him ever again.
His political career is essentially over.
>>67861376
>>67861114
He's not throwing away his career. He's saving face after being embarrassed but he'll definitely come crawling back once the news cycle forgets about his trouncing. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up running for governor in the end.
>>67860766
everyone who is stupid enough to go against Trump deserves it.
I hope Rato and Kasich get burned even more.
>>67860168
e/b/in menes destroyed the Bush dynasty and Narco Rubio, the "Republican savior", who with Nikki Pooinloo, Piyush Pooinloo, Tim Nigscott, Julian Castro and Ben Sassy were supposed to take the GOP into le CURRENT YEAR, a golden era free from problematic white male scum.
>>67860168
If I could start again
A million volts away
I'd dispel the myth
I'd dispel the myth
BTFO
T
F
O
Another necon is gone !
>>67860293
i love you
Looks like the elite higher ups just simply gave up on him. You can tell they told him "you're done Marco, you're not one of us." Their protege failed. Can't say it's make me sad though.
>>67861720
Look at fucking Kasich, texting his rent boy during the photo-op.
>>67860458
>>67860168
He's got the right idea, good for him. Seriously, would you want to be a fucking politician? A puppet? You could tell by his latest interviews that he felt like he was being used and regretted attacking the other candidates with childish insults and lies. In politics, you stab everyone in the back.
I'm a Trump supporter, but I admire what Rubio is doing here. Also, when he announced he was dropping out, who didn't love his humble "up, here's some water" and his last swig before bowing out. He knew what everyone was saying about him from the robot memes to the water memes. Politics is a tough business, I ain't going to mock the guy for being a private citizen.
>>67860766
He wouldn't have been re-elected to the Senate thanks to the attack ads ran against him. He could run as a rep in Miami-Dade County but it's an unnecessary step down that makes him look bad.
He'll go into the private sector and step back up in several years as a mayor or governor after a friend retires.
His incompetence at public speaking makes me wonder how he was ever a lawyer though.
>>67860293
>>67861588
>Nikki Pooinloo
Can't wait until she gets crushed in the next election cycle. Really back stabbed her voters with the flag thing.
>tfw he moves in with Jeb! and they start a reality TV show just to pay the bills.
>>67861817
A respectable and decent human being on /pol/? I don't think so.
>>67861809
I don't think that's Kasich...
>>67860168
BYE BYE
Who will be next? Ted Jew? Or John Kikesich?
I am glad Marco didnt become President
If he can burn out this easily imagine what presidency would do to him.
>>67861983
those ears
wow
>>67860168
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
>>67861983
Is that a shoop? His ears are massive! How have I never noticed this??
>>67861720
All of them should be in jail, much less still hold elected office or any kind of job wielding political influence. They are all kike puppet trash.
>>67860766
Don't feel bad for him. He would fuck you in the ass in a second.
>>67861983
those are the gnarliest ears I've ever seen
>mfw I live in Florida and voted for the Don
>>67861928
Would watch/10
>>67861983
christ...
>>67860766
I feel zero sympathy for the shitbag kike puppet. He will probably become a lobbyist after this.
There always comes a time to take away the kike puppet trash.
>>67861809
I only see governor of isis mcain and senator of baghdadi lindsay graham
>>67861220
Lmfao so true. Also, the nickname of Little Marco solidified everything.
>>67860168
It's a shame he fucked up so hard, I like the way he speaks. He could have been a good leader...
>>67861928
That sounds like a boring show to watch, low energy and robotic repetition. They wouldn't even make it through one season before getting cancelled. Embarrassing!
>>67862294
>implying ANY of the Republican candidates aren't kike puppets
Didn't you see them debate for 15 minutes on who could shill for Israel hardest?
>>67860293
I HAVE MADE YOUR BUTT HURT
>>67861817
this. politics is a dirty, time sucking, family distorting game.
>>67862423
are you serious man? it would be like arrested development, a whole bunch of fucking losers.
>>67861983
Wait are those his ears??
How did we miss this?
>>67860168
Absolutely destroyed. I have never seen anything like this Rubio has been completely btfo with no survivors. Not even jeb was beaten down this bad. Jeb was had it bad but trump let him keep his soul. Jeb was in good spirits in the end but tired as he staggered away to heal the wounds by trump to fight on another year for the shills that own him.
But Rubio... Just wow. Look at him. Trump has destroyed this man. Trump has taken Rubik's soul. 3 months ago rubio was a young hotshot from Florida with endless possibilities. After debate 1 and 2 rubio was poised to be there in the end. He had charisma. He was knowledable. He came off as someone cool and collected. A good adversary to Hillary in the general election.
Now look at him. He's a shell of himself. He's a political joke. He's a house hold name and not in a good way. He's LITTLE MARCO. He's SWEATY ROBOT MARCO. Reduced to a joke. Lost his own state by 20 points. He booked a football field in Florida for a rally and only 20 showed up, half of which was the media. Marco is ruined. Look how weathered his face is. He has bags under his eyes. He's balding at an alarming rate. Look into his eyes, he's finished. He lost the will. He wants out of politics to make the pain stop.
Trump did this.
>>67861887
He was a fake lawyer. The law firm just gave him a salary so he would do shit for them in the state legislature.
>>67861674
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
UNDERRATED POST YOU BRILLIANT NIG
>>67860168
I honestly feel sorry for Rubio. For what I appreciated in the way he expressed himself before, during, and after the campaign, he doesn't look like a bad guy.
After Jeb gave up, I'm sure he felt this was going to be a big push for him, but was exactly the opposite: He became the GOP-controlled meme-puppet candidate.
>>67860168
I actually feel bad for him.
>>67862486
The closest we have to not a kike puppet is Trump. Not from what he's said, but he's not accepted AIPAC's money, and the worst kikes on earth hate his guts.
Also, I must be clear. THERE ARE NO GOOD KIKES. There are only kikes who have similar interests (or pretend to have similar interests) as you. These are disposable shabbos kikes, and Trump has just enough of them to get by. The all eventually WILL break ranks and show their true colors, but use a good shabbos kike while you can.
>>67862097
You must have missed the dumbo meme
>>67860168
Holy fuck this bitch is so close to crying on camera everywhere he speaks
He literally thought he was going to be handed the presidency because of the spick vote, and is mad spicks don't want more of their own kind coming and fucking up this country
>>67862069
>>67862097
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>>67862727
it's a shoop. he does have kinda big ears though.
>>67862801
I don't. He will live out his days as a bitter, loudmouth kike lobbyist shitbag with cable news contributor gigs.
>>67862801
>mfw Trump beat Marco so hard he turned into Jimmy Smits
>>67862852
actually the least Kike puppet is the actual Kike running.
You can fault his positions on issues but I do have to admit Bernie impresses me on his stance on the Israel situation, the only candidate to be pro 2 state solution and not automatically on the side of Israel... despite being ethnically Jewish (he's secular, doesn't practice the religion)
I don't agree with a lot of his bankrupting policies.. but I do have some respect for Bernie as a person.
>>67862097
>>67861983
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>>67862727
You know what they say about men with massive ears...
>>67862801
Yea, I bet he's crying his eyes out at home.
>Pic very much related
>>67863102
Bernie is VERY kikeish.
1. Leeches tons of money from poor whites. Has spent nearly none of it.
2. Claims whites can't be poor.
3. Wants open borders NOW, despite having in the past been for border control etc and acknowledging they FUCK over workers.
4. Wants free college, driving down the cost of skilled laborers.
5. Wants to silence dissenting views by sending protesters to shut them up, while claiming he didn't send protesters.
>implying I would vote for someone who voted to allow illegal immigrants to get in-state tuition at Florida schools
>>67860293
i don't get this reference, I even googled it but I didn't get anything
>>67863694
Replaced dirt with foam, a reference to his gay foam parties.
>>67863694
Marco allegedly attended gay foam parties when he was a young man
>>67863459
some of that is hyperbole.
The statement about whites not being able to be poor WAS a dumb statement I'm sure he was just trying to leech some of Hillary's nigger vote, because that's honestly what niggers believe, but it was a bad false statement.
Jim Webb actually had a good point in that some of the poorest areas of the country are over 90% white, and they still vote Republican because of the perception that the Democratic party doesn't represent white people anymore, even though the Republican platform benefits wealthy more and TRADITIONAL Democratic platform (not the same as the Neo-Libs) benefits working class and lower middle class more. So they're voting against their own interests.
as for Sanders, he wants college for everyone not out of a deliberate attempt to devalue college education (as it is it's already devalued) but because he feels it's absolutely necessary for any hope of social mobility now that the high school diploma has been devalued to being worthless.
But he's not a zionist.
If he had a better stance on guns and went back to his older stance on immigration, and was willing to compromise on the medicare for all to a system where Routine primary care visits and annual labs were covered for everyone with no out of pocket expense but private insurance would still be necessary for surgery, and specialists..
I could get behind him.. maybe.
>>67861983
>>67862117
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>>67862069
They've always been big. Here's an old photo from his childhood
>>67860766
He called out the establishment in his concession speech. He's never getting a job in politics ever again.
>>67861911
South Carolinian here. I'll run myself if it means getting that Punjabi bitch out of my fucking state's governorship.
>>67863694
Don't Hurt too much finman.
>>67860766
>feeling bad for a politician
what
>>67860766
Nah fuck him. The only reason he stayed in the race was because the elites told him to in an effort to blockblock Trump. He ruined his own career by not having a backbone.
>>67861307
he lost every single county in Florida except Miami Dade.
>>67860168
He's an idiot for staying in this long. At least people like Jeb Bush and Scott Walker saw the inevitable and got out in time before they had their shit completely fucked up.
What the fug is a "private citizen"?
>>67860766
you mess with the Trump, you get stumped
>>67861510
>>67860766
Maybe he realized how stressful being a full-time politician would actually be. I bet he's going to be comfy in his new, part-time, $250 000 law firm job and just check out. Who wouldn't, fuck politics let Trump take care of it
>>67861817
Rubio's been completely dependent on billionaire dick the moment he finished college saddled with debts. He's horrible with money, he's going to go into debt without life support from being in influential government positions.
>>67862747
Election is war anon, and Trump is the God that will smite those who insulted him.
>>67865165
He's not going to be owned by a conglomerate for a while, to see how it feels.
>>67861588
Glad to know I am not the only one who detest this literal whore.
>>67865165
A standard citizen who wants to lead a life not in the public eye.
Like you, unless your on TV alot.
Trump taking out the weak, the losers, and soon the liars that plague American politics. He truly is the one true God King.
>>67866730
>>67860168
>it says here you tried to run for president
>>67860168
Expected to become the next republican hope ends up being another Trump victim. He will never be the same, rip in piss small marco
>>67867070
>>67866730
Who are the tall qts?
ANOTHA ONE BITES THE DUST
he was stumped
there is no recovery from this
>>67866730
>>67867070
T-that's my fetish
>>67867421
they are anthropomorphic version of the states i think
>>67867070
More?
>>67867421
Florida, Nevada and forgot the other.
>>67860168
He just wants to have recreational sex with men in the woods behind rest stops along the interstate.
>>67860293
First post best post
>>67864165
Thanks, I didn't get it too
>>67860168
The fiction has finally been dispelled. His eyes are so open they are filled with tears.
>>67867737
da, comrade
>>67860766
He can still redeem himself by supporting Trump in the general.
>>67868347
>>67867421
most of this shit was floating around a world or warships forum, and considering the anchor shit on the girls im guessing some kinda weeb version of their ship-fus
>>67861343
I just don't see it. Kasich is the definition of a RINO and Cruz is hated by the establishment just as much as Trump. It's moot anyway since God Emperor has this in the bag.
>>67868884
>>67863694
Hurt. Nine Inch Nails
Also more based cover by Johnny cash
"And you can have it all, my empire of dirt"
"I will let you down, I will make you hurt."
>>67861817
I would be with you if it weren't for the fact he is still being a puppet and doing everything to appease his masters. I'm not gonna spend my efforts mocking him but I will laugh with others who do so.
>>67860293
>>67862388
He got bad advice from idiots. I was half hoping he'd convert to Trump. But it looks like he's quitting altogether. That's what I call stumped.
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>>67867070
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>>67868762
these are actually really fucking good
Isn't he completely broke though? How is he going to make money?
>>67862800
rare
