How does one offend /pol? The most hated board on the internet.
>>67854117
Not with purebred Italian Europeans like in your .gif, friend-o.
The fuck with the reflection ?!?
>>67854117
>there is something wrong with donald trump
>>67854117
Your stupid fucking question offends me.
>>67854117
With huge black cocks.
>>67854117
Yeah please keep offending us with more stuff like this
The easiest way by far used to be posting interracial shit and shilling for miscegenation.
Now /pol/ has changed and they actually like that shit. You gotta experiment for yourself really.
>>67854222
Step up
>>67854117
You can't really offend /pol/
Anyone who seems offended could, for all you know, just be fucking with you
People who spend a lot of time on 4chan, especially /pol/, are not the types to be easily offended
>>67854117
blacked
>>67854430
This kills the man
I haven't seen this one part of this faggot kid video, worse than when they drape him in that fucking cloth
>>67854473
Then why are half the threads at any given time about some literally who's tweet, which hundreds of /pol/ish intellectuals sperg out over?
You cucks actively seek comments to be triggered by.
>>67854117
>>67854430
>the old pervert who makes an advance and is stopped by the person who only stopped him because it's being filmed
>>67854430
Holy shit and that oldfag literally attemps to grind his dick in the kids face. The sanctity of childhood does not exist in the lgbt society. You are born a fag, remember?
that thread last night with the dog who had it's paw cut off with pics offended me. I hate when people abuse dogs
>>67854656
You're confusing people being offended for people seeking an opportunity to lash out at someone
Also, people on /pol/ like to argue about everything. Literally everything. That doesn't mean they actually give a shit
>>67854430
WAKE ME UP
/pol/ is easily triggered, perhaps even moreso than the ess jay dubya boogeyman they like to complain about.
Make fun of their dick size. They will always deny the fact that blacks have bigger dicks or say that it's the only good thing they got.
/pol/ is a cuck victim
Also, if your dick is less than 8 inches, your woman will always cheat on you.
>>67855256
someone is going to post this pic; might as well be me
>>67854117
/pol/ is a board of peace.
#notallpolack
>>67854430
sauce?
>>67854430
it really sickens me the way he just soullessly mimics things hes seen on tv and the internet
>>67854430
Don't be the US. Don't be the US.
Don't be the US. Don't be the US.
>>67855766
it's Brazil
>>67854117
>>67854430
Mention ANYTHING positive or negative about Obama. Anything at all. Instant flamewar.
Point out that the establishment GOP hates Ron Paul and will thus never, ever be nominated.
Bash Ron Paul for being a creationist or an isolationist. Actually, bash Ron Paul about anything.
Point out that Ayn Rand died while living off of social security and medicare.
Support any GOP candidate besides Ron Paul. Double points if it's Mitt Romney or Donald Trump.
Make any thread about religion. Double points if you use TheAmazingAtheist as your source. Triple if you say anything good about Islam.
State that libertarians aren't conservatives because they don't care about social issues. Then call everyone who disagrees with you a communist.
State that race is not a social construct.
Make a thread bashing Communism and watch the commies semantically use the state as a cop out.
Mention the broken promises of Obama.
Say that there is no invisible hand of the market. Stormfronters tend to go for the bait rather quickly.
State that white people are the cause of all the problems in the world. Then state that all white people are racist. Bonus points if you argue that Socrates was aboriginal.
Remind them Dorner was black.
Pretend to be a feminist. Just mention ANYTHING good about Feminism.
Call them shitlords or weenies.
Ask why it's a big deal if the NSA spies on us
Call Ron Paul or Rand Paul Jewish.
Post porn. (NIGGER BONUS: If you are black and dating a white girl, post a picture of her sucking your dick.) Then count the number of times someone u ses the word "degeneracy".
State that anyone who is part of the MRA needs to grow a pair.
State that being white isn't much use when you are a neckbeard.
Post pictures of aborted fetuses with the text THIS IS NOT A HUMAN BEING
Post pro gun-control topics with the word weenie to refer to anyone against gun control.
Ask them why they hate racemixing, yet also claim white people are superior because they're a mix of Homo sapiens and Neanderthals.
>>67855461
Nice try.
>>67854430
Kasich??
>>67855953
From ED BTW.
>>67854117
Asking stupid questions
>>67854430
hows this?
>>67854430
like this apparently
>>67854117
>Ariana-Grande
She literally looks like a five year old.
>>67854117
Trump supporters can't name 3 of his proposals without googling thus proving he is nothing more than a meme candidate.
>>67854430
>>67855987
Can we glass Sweden please?
>>67854430
>that guy trying to dance with him.
>>67854430
anyone have a youtube video of this?
>>67854430
Is that a guy or a girl?
Call us out on our crippling porn addiction.
I'm so sick of /pol/phobia it needs to stop this is a board of peace.
>>67855987
Girls acting like grown men and boys acting like little girls. What the fuck?!
>>67854117
By being a white male
>>67856220
>>67856353
>>67856498
holy shit, that art is fucking good
10/10
>>67856502
why do they open their mouth in an extremely gay way like they are about to suck a dick in order to take a selfie?
Is this a swedish thing?
>>67855461
Why does the "normal" mask look so much like Ted Cruz?
>>67855387
>that pencil dick with no girth at all
whats the point?
>>67854117
its one of the easiest boards to trigger actually.
>>67854117
>How does one offend /pol?
You'd never offend the entire board so there's no point.
>>67855987
Ellinor seems pretty decent desu
>>67855987
>>67856502
I see Sweden is raising another generation of cucks.
>>67856077
I thought it was Alyssa Milano. Guess I'm too fucking old for this shit.
You tell them that porn and anime are degenerate, and watch them recoil and accuse you of being a feminist.
4chan is more degenerate than anywhere else on the internet and thus lashes out in guilt by attacking reddit, tumblr, feminism etc when in fact they're worse than all of the above because they are KNOWINGLY being degenerate instead of just being naive kids
Victoria Justice won, just except it.
"Stormfag." /pol/ will go full fucking autistic.
>>67854117
Have a different ideology than they do.
By stumping trump
>>67854117
Say literally anything.
>>67856115
Are you retarded?
This is an honest question, in case the impersonal text didn't make that clear.
>>67854117
How are we the most hated board?
>>67854117
Remind them that playing video games as an adult is childish
>>67857011
Id say /b/ is number, closely followed by us.
>>67856888
*accept
Also, the only winner is Dan Schneider.
>>67856987
140k mexicans is still 140k too many
>>67854117
It's not possible. Deal with it.
>>67856987
Still too many
>>67857011
http://nymag.com/following/2015/11/inside-pol-4chans-racist-heart.html
>>67855854
Why?
Why would you do such a thing?
>>67855387
>if your dick is less than 8 inches your girl will always cheat on you
don't let your personally sampled data affect your conclusions friendo :^)
>>67854117
we produce the dankest memes and we're right basically 100% of the time. Sucess breed jealousy
>>67854430
DELETE THIS
>>67856987
somehow i dont think spics came to be 17% of the population with those numbers alone.
nice try liberal faggot.
>>67856987
isnt that just legal and not illegal immigration? how the fuck would they even know how many undocumented mexicans were in their country
>>67854222
The easiest way to do it is insult /pol/s intellect.
I'm the original creator of the anti gun control threads and I've honestly baited every single person here. It's a gift, I guess.
>>67857021
what is that from?
>>67854430
>>67857011
Every board hates /pol/ you dumbass
>>67854430
progression
>>67857300
>I post MKUltra post every few months just to keep paranoid /pol/acks on their toes
>>67857407
>>67857444
>>67857407
>>67854203
Wtf is that another person
>>67856987
>implying any of those millions didn't reproduce when they got here
>>67857011
They all think we're a massive neo-nazi / stormfront website dedicated to white supremacy, when in reality, we're all from many different nations and backgrounds that all share one thing in common; our tiredness of the ridiculous self-destructive way of the leftist globalist agenda, and degeneracy in general.
This place has actually gotten a lot less racist in the past year or so too. Less and less non-white American/Canadian users of /pol/ are being antagonized, and are actually being accepted here once they show that they share the same nationalistic views and are willing to back them up.
>>67854117
Interracial couples, in particular black male white female.
>>67854117
>>67854117
Bash Trump, praise SJW, praise the jews.
>>67857190
>implying I even sampled at all
/pol/ is triggered by EVERYTHING we're hypersensitive irrational and childish about everything
>>67857566
>white people trying to be back
>>67854430
/thread
>>67854193
My wife just made me max out my credit cards buying cute outfits for her and 55 gallons of lube for her and the bull. She just had a mixed kid last year and listed me as the father so I would pay child support if she left us with Jamal
>>67857011
Because /pol/ shills on every board
>>67857325
The future.
>>67855256
>ess jay dubya
>>67857021
>Don't forget watching sports, movies, tv, reading comic books, reading fictional books, hobbies that aren't wood-working, non-political humor, non-procreational sex, and posting on message boards dedicated to the cartoon works of xenophobic island people.
let this meme die already canada
>>67857566
Jesus the shit's even bleeding into his iris
>>67854117
>posting the fucking coal burner
fuck off. disgusting, pathetic. scum.
>>67857701
Should she be a white wonam? Shr looks like a nigger hybrid
>>67854117
be brown and talk about race-mixing with an aryan waifu, usually does the trick
>>67857701
wow bro u triggered us so hard good one, here have a shekel.
Talk about something like common sense gun laws while sporting a leaf.
>>67854430
Yeah that'll do it
>>67854430
So progressive! So tolerant!
>>67854117
>How does one offend /pol?
Impossible.
/pol/ is the most tolerant board on the internet.
We love everybody, like true Christians should.
Except of course mudslimes, kikes, faggots, Hillary, Angela,...
All of the clips in this video trigger me.
Especially the arrogance of the Muslims.
>>67857881
Haha see it works!
I am just messin' buddy, video games are bigger than films now for a reason, they are a great medium to tell a story, and have the benefit of making minds sharper
>>67857248
Probably statistics
I'm coming to really be fucking amazed how many things can be reasonably inferred from the use of statistics t b h
>>67858206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc&feature=youtu.be
>>67858191
Christians shouldn't love everybody
Same way you offend anyone: declare the holy Gospel of Jesus Christ, the Lord.
>>67857300
>baited every person here
>by insulting their intellect
that doesn't work when half the ppl here are smarter then you are lmao
>>67858206
>>67858290
Looks like the wound of someone who survived a shotgun blast goddamn thats nasty
>>67858304
fedora detected
>>67858342
having a median iq of 90 isn't an achievement
>>67854430
PLEASE BE IN CANADA reeeee
>>67858304
Maybe not your mother and sister.
>>67858206
trannies are pretty triggering.
>>67854430
This really angers me.
Nothing triggers this board more than cuck porn. So much so they had to ban it, on a yellow board lmao.
I could go to xhamster, go to the cuck or ir section, and get like 100000000 amateur videos of chicks blowing black guys and get some stills. This place would burst at the seams with rage.
>>67854430
me on the left
>>67858044
>gun laws
>common sense
i am fucking triggered
>>67858428
neither is having a median 120 loser lmao
>>67857751
this would be very incredible on certain drugs.
>>67858663
It's true, that's one of the easier ways to trigger one of us.
>>67858044
Hey what are you guys gonna do about Quebec?
>>67854117
Question Trump.
>>67858708
It is pretty sweet
>>67858753
>Hey what are you guys gonna do about Quebec?
They do their own thing, there is gonna be mass non-compliance
>>67857173
>2016
>eating dirty bread
lmaoing at your barbarian life
>>67854117
were nice folks here
>>67854430
Dubbahs and the fag will be shot dead at 14.
>>67855766
pfff... obviously Germany, they like little boys.
>>67857701
youre right, I have nightmares about fucking something like that
>>67855987
Ellinor is my new waifu.
>>67854430
triggered
Cleansing war when?
>>67855987
Despise this country.
The little faggots should be out playing football and that muslim dog slut should be passed around in prison.
>>67856901
No we don't you fucking faggot. MODS DELET DIS
>>67859212
She looks like Jeb! tbqh
>>67858411
how the fuck did an old priest sucking a baby's dick ever become a thing people were okay with?
>>67859307
Holy shit *-*
>>67855997
That explains why it's four years out of date.
>>67855987
>>67856502
You realize they chose these two kids, and not some sarcastic rough housing boy. This was intentional, I don't think it reflects the state of Swedish kids, more like the state of the media who is trying to push a certain agenda. Every single person there was selected for a reason and with an agenda in mind.
>>67859389
>how the fuck did a doctor mutilating a newborn baby's dick ever become a thing people were okay with
Jews.
>>67859389
Probably the same kind of people that would start a Kick boxing match with Kangaroos.
>>67859389
>Preist
Nevermind, it's just an aussie
>>67854203
She is wearing a wig, idiot. Can't you tell the two layers of hair apart?
>>67857566
What exactly is going on in this picture?
>>67857917
who's the chick on the left?
>>67854430
Why did I keep watching?
>>67858210
>I am just messin' buddy
le epic trole xDD
You're a moron.
>>67859623
You were expecting the happy end, like me?
>>67857300
>make 330k a year
>liberal neet pushing im le superior troll meme
Yeah man, we're all jealous of you and you're mastery for satire.
>believing /pol/ is satire
>>67859520
I think one day he asked a bunch of guys to shit on his underwear and now he's been using it for months without ever taking it off and his skin is starting to crack..
Reminder to carry an aerosol can and a lighter next time you see this rainbowshit parade.
>>67859730
The whole point of the thread is "what triggers /pol/", I merely posted an example of what works to trigger people here, eg: videogames are for kids
It works so well, it even garnered a response, you dummy
>>67859936
lol u got me!
>>67859936
Another good one is "There is nothing wrong with being Jewish", works like a charm, guaranteed responses here
>>67859605
me on the left desu
>>67856077
I don't know any 5 year olds that look that old.
>>67859923
Can we take it behind the barn and get rid of it?
>>67857881
He's right though.
Video games are gay.
>>67854656
Sharpening their swords for actual leftist retards they might come into contact with in their daily lives, considering many of us are students or live in cities.
>>67857566
>white people
>>67860616
>>67854430
Where did it all go wrong?
>>67860427
>Video games are gay.
Nope, just characters in WRPGs.
>>67860740
This had the intended effect on me
>>67860740
Disgusting niggers
>>67854430
>>67855766
It was a gay pride parade in Canada somewhere.
>>67854117
Wwwwhhhaaaatttt....
>>67854430
This is sad.
He'll be confused as a child, depressed as a teen and suicidal as an adult.
>>67860968
Heh, is Bariloche a good place to move to argentinabro?
>>67861251
It was Brazil, but I can understand the assumption
>>67854430
You got me.
>>67854117
by being a nigger
>>67854430
Jesus Christ help leave kids alone
>>67856037
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67861638
Indoctrination is best started at an early age, get 'em while their minds are still fresh and malleable, you can have them thinking anything
>>67854430
Nicely done. This is horrifying.
>>67861325
Never been there,but it's pretty comfi here close to the mountains, you have cold winters and hot summers and we are as far as we can from BS AS, honestly there are worse places to be
>>67854430
Yeah, we really do need to hang these faggots
>>67860096
everyone knows the only people who say that on /pol/ are trolls though. Video games literally are degenerate for adults.
>>67861902
>Yeah, we really do need to hang these faggots
An LGBT Hate Crimes Unit has been dispatched to your location in regards to this bigoted comment buddy, be careful!
>>67854117
if ariana had that Grande ass for sure she would be one of the most saw after singers
>>67854430
No... please no
>>67855854
I think I'm gonna need a break from this place
>>67858994
good point though
>>67861325
showed this video to my grandpa he laughed so hard. He said he wished he had the Internet back in his day.
>>67854430
It's pretty easy
I've gotten some kek responses to mocking dead germans
Ultimately /pol/ is just as sensitive as the SJWs once you know what to go for.
>>67856615
because ted cruz is a faggot, that's why.
>he's from canada
>>67862329
I mean, sure we give a bunch of (You)s to shitposters that post all the same degenerate shit that just makes you in awe at how fucked up the world is every day, but it's all in good fun to make fun of it an laugh it off.
At least for me. Can't really say if anyone here is legitimately triggered for how much, as a whole, we shit on it. Though foolish, I feel like I can give most here the benefit of the doubt in that respect.
>>67861789
didn't some german doc prove this or something?"give me a kid and ill make him a doctor,lawer or a criminal etc"
>>67863106
something along those lines
>>67854117
lol nobody hates /pol/. They hate the idea of /pol/ when they've never been here.
The ones that actually come to see what we're like get trapped in here with us.
Forever.
>>67863190
We always win
>>67861789
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hillary Clinton would make a good president.
>>67863059
No I got some legit angry responses i.e. "go to hell you fucking kike I will find you and kill you" etc
I got better responses on crippledchan before they banned me though
>>67857701
Sauce? I like thick, she better do hardcore
>>67862329
ahaha faggot.
>>67854117
/pol/ is not some homogeneous entity. You don't offend /pol/, you offend portions of it.
Get out newfag.
>>67863403
Yes. Yes we do.
>>67857190
>>67857578
>>67854430
ffs remove that child from his parents...
>>67854430
There's pride parade here but you don't see that kind of shit
>>67864299
so you attend often?
>>67864380
You see it on the news alot
>>67857248
Exactly.
That graph is useless.
>>67864460
Sure
>>67858272
>Probably statistics
>undocumented immigrants
>statistics
Are we really the most hated?! Oh boy!!
>>67857161
>that turk and cockroach comparison
KEK
>>67854117
by not closing the bag of ham in the fridge. or not twisting the jar lid back on.
Fuckin wymns
>>67864538
I'm not kidding you my local CBC and CTV covers nothing but the parade for the whole fucking day
http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/in-photos-ctv-montreal-at-pride-celebration-2015-1.2519276
>>67854430
>>67863106
Yes. Our current education models are structured with this in mind. Young brains are sponges, so they adopted techniques that utilize rhetoric to best re-enforce their desired thoughts. See Brave New World, 'spending is better than mending' is impressed upon the minds of the citizenry, and after hearing that phrase thousands of times, they adopts and begin to embody this idea, and thus make it their ideology.. We can extrapolate from this example the current trend we see today, where people are bombarded starting in the cradle, thousands of brands and marketing materials to re-enforce the need for the 'newest & latest' product. Most people prefer to buy new now instead of bothering to fix / mend it...
>>67854430
MFW
>>67861668
my sides
>>67854430
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
like this
>>>>67864841
>>67856037
This is satire right? Nobody thinks this, right? Nobody would post this under their legal name, right?
>>67864688
Yes. But that might change if Trump becomes a president. Or if you get rid of Jews.
>>67854117
Why did you shoop Ariana Grande's head on this chick's body?
>>67864110
OKAY FUCK IM TRIGGERED WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
>>67856077
Who the fuck is she exactly?
>>67865121
Dog vs gravity. Dog lost.
>>67865121
>>67854430
Lost. The parents should be imprisoned.
>>67857701
>oh no, an easily identifiable slut with eyes that scream "I FUCK NIGGERS" was fucked by a groid.
>>67865121
Majority of the third world countries don't give a shit about animals like how middle east don't give a shit about women's rights
>>67854430
>>67858206
I can see why faggots like them with the cocks still attached, they look like mutilated freaks.. it's as if someone literally shot off a gun in the place of where the dudes dick used to be.
>>67854117
Thanks for the morning boner you miserable fucktard.
>>67864608
Statistics you fucking mongoloid
You know, the discipline?
>>67866050
>implying you can take statistics on something that is illegal and undocumented. you can only broad estimates you faggot, margin of error is so high there's zero credibility.
lrn2statistics
>>67857325
Janusvr
>>67856987
those are figures for legal immigration not illegal immigration
pol.ucks are only offended when mom doesnt pay the electric bill
>>67855854
REEEEEEEEEE
>>67854117
po.ucks are only offended when mom doesnt pay the electric bill
>>67857161
>is the 32-year-old Hispanic man
>>67854117
point out that these racist losers are jewish italian slav mixed aka not white
>>67854430
Ah, so this is what progress in society looks like
>>67864110
I hope someone nailed those cunt's scrotes to a board and ran it thru a bandsaw.
>>67854430
did miley cyrus take a shrinking serum?
you can point out to the viral marketers here that pol hates anime that makes them "mad bro"because they are memesters years behind actual trends
