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semen stain the mountaintops
>>67851670
kill muhammad
Tell Hitler to exterminate the Jews instead of trying to expel them
>>67851670
>find the first fish to climb out of the ocean
>step on it
I already did
I impregnated your mom
>>67851670
Redpill my younger self so i get a headstart at the jew hating
>>67851670
isn't there a set of this girl?
>>67851670
Bring back multiple history books, weapons, science books, blue prints, and any other thing I could get my hands on to help Hitler win.
Kill myself in it
Teach Hitler my favorite memes
>>67851670
in all seriousness I'de go back in time and get myself into lifting around 15-16. I'de teach myself proper form and help me get my grades up in school and coach myself on women and my interests.
I'de also probably have sex with a couple of girls I went to high school with while I'm there, kick a few peoples asses and then once I set myself on a good path I'de dip out to the 40s and fuck the shit out of anne frank.
go back and save anne frank so that Jeff Mangum could lead a rich, fulfilling life as a cubicle worker for the east coast's largest manufacturer of cardboard boxes and other paper-based constructions
>>67851949
>girl
>>67852107
>the power to change the course of human history
>wasted to teach a faggot to lift weights and chase high school girls
You fucking suck
1. Win the biggest jackpot powerball.
2. Fly to China.
3. Buy a tactical nuke for 500 million dollars.
4. Go back in time.
5. Tell Hitler to gas the Jews early instead of trying to expel them from the country. Also tell him to not invade Russia.
6. Tell Hitler to drop the bomb on England.
>>67852107
>you get them pregnant
>>67851670
Kill Columbus, or tell Assimov he was going to die so he could fucking finish the fucking damn series with "Foundation of Earth"
save myself from this existential nightmare
Go back to 1946 and live until my death
>>67852113
lol this is so funny because he probably actually would have.
Load up on buckshot and whiskey and travel to the future to hunt space niggers.
>>67851670
now shes a little boy in spain
>>67851787
>mfw hitler actually had a bunch of time travelers on his side, and the allies did as well, and he only did what he did because a bunch of jew time travelers tried assassinating him all his life
Pic unrelated; im at the att store
>>67852236
Wtf
>>67851670
i'd make sure the right side won ww2 famlee
>>67851670
Dump bleach into the primordial soup of life.
>>67852391
Holy fuck this is one of the cringiest things I've ever seen
>>67851670
who dat slut?
>>67852343
she looks like the qt cancer wife from fargo
>>67851787
Would have been better to go back in time, put down the maccabean revolt, juden become hellenized, Radical Judaism gets put down which knocks out Christinsanity and Pisslam.
Millions saved. Europe is still pagan and white complete with intact foreskins.
>>67852391
>people that influenced by a meme album to save some random jewish hussie with a diary her dad wrote from dying due to typhus
hipsters really are dumb. writing that shit on a wall is aids skrillex tier kind of dumb.
>>67852016
This.
But instead I'd go back to our founding fathers so they could be warned of the future if they allowed the subhuman African to continue on amongst us, and of the ever present evil that is Islam.
They would quickly develop the technology and over the course of a few generations, envelope the word.
>no Africans
>no Islam
>the entire world under one rule
>speaking one language
>the ability to avoid contaminating the environment
I would Make Humanity Great Again.
>>67852539
/tread
>>67851670
Go back in time to stop slavery by nuking africa.
>>67852203
If I change human history I might literally fuck up the timeline and not exist. I'de rather improve MYSELF with the knowledge I have now.
>Anon goes back in time and changes history
>Anon cucks himself out of existence
>GG you fucking retard
>>67851670
WWJD
What would Jeff Mangum do?
>I'll go kill myself now for this post
>>67851670
Help Genghis Khan finish off the Muslims.
>>67851856
I don't get how this is supposed to be an insult. Are you saying that OP is a faggot since he's half Canadian? Everyone already knows that OP is a faggot so you really don't have a point.
>>67851670
Please be specific with dates for where hitler vision must be made binary* [blind]
~ please advise logic dates
>>67851670
Save Hitler.
>if you had a time machine, what would you do?
thats a hard question, I mean shit... 14 A.D. gets you Augustus AND Jesus
does this time machine have limits?
If I could start again a million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way
>>67851670
Watch 9/11 in person
Then probably kill myself
>>67851670
Kill Abraham
>>67852113
That's pretty funny, but he would have still written On Avery Island.
I'd rather just quantum leap into my youngerself and just live my life from 16 years old onward. I'd invest in shit I know would do well, be better with women and hopefully avoid all the mistakes I made and if I made them again at least they'd be for good reasons.
>>67852664
Annie
>>67857132
Except every time you reach your current age you'd quantum leap back to 16. I'd rather commit suicide desu
>>67851949
I have a folder full
>>67851670
rape joan of arc
>>67851670
Be my own grandpa.
>>67852592
Dont talk about senpai like that
youre making me sad
Conquer the ancient world
I do. I had to get the IBM 5100. I'm now here on another mission
Go back to the early 2000's and attract emo girls with ease. Back then, I was a dumbfuck metalhead and nobody liked me because I looked creepy, fat, and hostile. I'd be pimping MySpace sluts left and right if I had a time machine.
KILL EMANUEL CELLER
Tell OP's mom to put him in dresses because he'll grow up to be a faggot.
"I know it's free labor, but trust me, it's not worth it!"
To the founders of America
Literally nothing.
>>67857846
Actually check that.
I would make sure I never got on 4chan
I would go back to the three kingdoms period with guns and modern day knowledge and vie for hegemony over the world I will bring the rise of the house of Wu and declare a imperial decree that everyone and all nine generations downwards shall take Surname of Wu
Build a loli harem of cute little girls all throughout time
Get a bunch of money
Go into the future
Become a cyborg
Come back to the present and shitpost on /pol/ all day like usual
>>67858263
Visit Nazi Germany to pick up a few.
>>67851670
good goy she is attractive
>>67857472
FIUCK
>>67858366
I hope they like Jew dick
>>67851670
Go back and buy a shit load of Amazon stock.
anyone here have a thing for jewish girls the way hitler did?
>>67858458
Afraid not, National Socialists hate kikes with a passion. More Nazi Lolis for the Fascists then.
>>67858438
you seem thirsty anon. That's lewd. Dont think about senpai like that.
>>67857721
There was slavery before the USA. And abolitionism that early on would have Balkanized the US from the get-go and probably cost us the revolutionary war.
go back to 2000 and buy a shit ton of military contractor shit. The happening would still go down but i would be fuggin rich
>>67851670
Go to 13000BC, and sit back and enjoy the view knowing that humans will fuck it all up. Then die in a funny way to make archaeologists piss their pants.
>>67858667
I'm not really Jewish. Only the penis
>>67858617
oy vey goy suck these tits or my daddy will sue to pants off you. No cumming inside my chosen pussy
>>67852107
>in all seriousness I'de go back in time and get myself into lifting around 15-16. I'de teach myself proper form and help me get my grades up in school and coach myself on women and my interests.
>I'de also probably have sex with a couple of girls I went to high school with while I'm there, kick a few peoples asses and then once I set myself on a good path
so much this
>>67858727
How can one mans taste be this shit?
>>67857342
Please. The fist thing I jacked off to was the unabridged Anne Frank diary. I need more
>>67858795
desu i have some femdom kinks and the idea of a 5'2 womanlet boss being in a position of massive power over me makes my winkie hard
>>67858727
Her philtrum and lips really pisses me off.
>>67858719
Agh, a victim of Jewry, that's new.
Here's some more Lolis.
Consider the following:
It is impossible to change something using time travel.
Because if you successfully changed it, you would have never had the motivation to go back in time to change the event
Redo high school and uni.
Or kill Muhammad.
>>67858908
Yeah femdom is great but big fake titted old hags aren't.
>>67851750
I get it
>>67851670
kill lee harvey oswald and lbj
>>67851670
Give anne a ballpoint pen
>>67858678
I want you to smash some more MacBooks.
>>67858997
she was probably like 28 when the picture was taken man.
>tfw she went full kike and realized managing some shit softcore website paid more than taking monster cock in your ass for $3000 bucks
>you will never fuck anne frank
shit
travel back to ancient times and teach them about dank memes
>>67851670
1. Kill Abraham
2. Kill Marx
3. Kill Mussolini and Hitler
4. A bunch of other stuff, but the top three are most important to drastically improve the world
sell it to some poor sad billionaire
>>67859091
>looking like that at 28
>>67859071
Im not her, I just save everything she posts in a folder because im an autist with an obsession with my senpai.
>>67858923
I want to rub sunscreen all over their pale legs
>>67859257
aside from the cow tits and 5 pounds of makeup for photoshoots she looks fine you autist
>>67859286
Who is she?
>>67859355
No. She looks fucking 35 at least dude what's the matter with you?
I'd stop Japan from attacking the USA. They fucked it up, we could've potentially teamed up with Hitler.
https://youtu.be/z8DvMJ5hCz8
>>67851670
id move to deutschland and try and join the ss
>>67851670
There are like 5 of these threads up shill.
>>67851670
This is more of a /b/ thread but I browse there so I don't care.
I'd go back to the American Revolution and spill the beans on the Colonial Army's plans to the bongs, so that they could win and we could have a chance at keeping the British Empire intact. I wonder what kind of alternate history would come from that...
Oh and of course I'd impregnate OP's mom. He'd be born with the right number of chromosomes that way.
Rule this stupid rock as Lord Thunderfist from my skull throne inside of my marble castle.
Or be unceremoniously clubbed to death soon after exiting the time machine.
One of these two things would happen.
Find the planetoid that created the moon and adjust it's course so it hits Earth dead center instead of a glancing blow.
>>67859206
you just have to kill Abraham, the butterfly effect would handle the rest
>>67859966
Your time machine is also a spaceship with a super powerful gravity cannon? I want mine to be like that too.
>>67851670
I would make through and repetitive sexual love with Ayn Rand.
>>67859286
I have keratoconus and from looking at her eyes just now
This woman most definitely has it to
See how the eye is conical and not spherical?
Shes gon be a blind qt like me
>>67860082
A time machine must also be able to move though space as well. If you went back in time but stayed in the same space, the Earth would not be there.
If you caught the planetoid early enough before it hit, which you would be able to given that you have a time machine, all you would need to do is fly alongside it giving it a tiny gravity tug to readjust it's course.
>>67851670
AAAAHHHH
Take out the Frankfurt School
>>67851670
Id bad touch little hitler and blame it on the Mexicans this time
>>67860511
tell me more about this.
>>67851670
Reform the Germanic pagan faith in 500 AD and use my knowledge of modern technology to uplift the Norse and Saxons, then declare a great holy war and destroy Christianity, Islam, and Judaism entirely.
>>67852776
I thought most people had Anne Frank as an object of affection when growing up.
>>67851750
BAck to /mu/ faggot
>>67851670
Destroy anyone associated with causing the French Revolution. That is the root of the West's slow decline.
>>67851670
Give Mohammad's mom a free abortion.
>ctrl + f
>save her in some sort of time machine
>0 results found
Go back to the 50's and fuck a pure, qt 17 yr old American girl
>>67851670
I want to stick my dick in her hairy Jew pussy and slap her froppy Jewish ass.
>>67858788
>>67852107
>being this much of a small minded faggot
TIME TRAVEL, and you choose to go back in time to lift and get some highschool pussy?
....jesus christ. Don't forget to get your mullet trimmed when you're back in high school.
>>67852391
Parts of her diary were written with ballpoint pen, which didn't exist until after the close of the war. It was jewish propaganda written to drive the "horrors" of Nazi Germany into the hearts of everyone who didn't see it first hand, and into future generations.
That's why it's Anne Frank, and not Steve Frank, people naturally feel more protective of girls, and sympathize with their struggles more.
Go and collect as many lost books and scripts from the dark ages and various book burnings to advance our knowledge of human history
kill karl marx
>>67852760
Underrated post.
>>67851670
Kill Sigmund Freud.
>>67852107
There is no "e" in I'd. You're a native speaker holy shit.
>Time travel to 1937
>round up Montgomery, Patton, MacArthur and DeGaulle
>take them on an extensive time/place journey in the 50s, 60s, 70, 80s, 90, 00s and present day to progressively more blighted neighbourhoods in US, England and France
>force them to watch 48 hours of MTV, Bravo, BBC and degenerate French TV, literally tied to chairs
>Have them meet for a day with 3 nationalist luminaries
>Put them back where and when I found them
>>67852107
What an idiot... Just kill yourself, seriously
>>67858366
I love nazi Germany but desu senpai these girls are not that attractive
I don't know what it is but third reach girls don't appeal to me.
save jesus
>>67851670
travel time stealing and preserving valuable historical artifacts for gain and social enrichment, then hopefully make myself not die or something
Tell Hitler not to start WW2. If fascism / ethnic nationalism was actually given time and space to flourish, and gained legitimacy instead of becoming the ultimate pariah ideology, our problems would be solved
>>67851670
I will go back to the time when Tocharians, the Buddhist Indo-European, prospered at Tarim basin and become the ruler of Tocharians. Then I introduce modern tech to Tocharians and will conquer Central Asia, the Middle East, Siberia, and Europe to get rid of all Abrahamic religion and replace it with Buddhism. I wanna be successful von Ungern-Sternberg
>>67864215
>Go behind me, Satan, thou art a scandal unto me: because thou savourest not the things that are of God, but the things that are of men.
>>67852760
I wonder if that would have helped? Jews are a treasonous bunch of cunts.
They staged atleast to major uprising against the romans. First Jew-roman war (66–73 CE) with nearly milion jew casualtis, wich was alot back in the day. Bar Kohba revolt that cost the jews hundreds of thousands of casualties and the access to Jerusalem.
Hadrian was so mad he renamed Judea to Palestinae.
If Maccabean would have not happend, I dont think it would not have stopped the radicalization.
