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>If Japan gets attacked, we have to help them immediately. But it the US gets attacked they don't have to help us. Can you believe this?
He's right. Why isn't Japan sending a battalion of their best samurai whenever we have an attack?
Because you rewrote their constitution forbidding them from having a standing army.
Did you go to school?
>>67849568
The japanese fighting men are too busy offing themselves to help us.
>Be America
>Suffer sneak attack
>Several ships got sunk
Fuckthis.jpg
>Obliterate two Jap cities
>Occupy Japan
>Made sure they will never ever be a threat to anyone again
WHY CANT THEY DEFEND US?!
>>67849568
Shut the fuck up stupid hick didnt you pay attention in history class? We fucking atomicaly casrated them i bet you gon vote trump
>>67849568
because we own japan
>>67849568
They don't have them... but they want them. Depending on who's in charge at the time, Trump can make quite a big impact on the re-armament of Japan.
>>67850006
what if they actually attained statehood?
>>67849702
We've basically told Japan that we'd like them to rearm and be more active allies, but they have to amend their OWN constitution to do it.
>>67850061
>Berenstain
Triggered.
>>67849950
>>67849702
The Japs actually have a very good navy today. Mainly it's there to defend themselves against a Chinese attack though.
Japan was disarmed after WW2 as part of their new Constitution
"ARTICLE 9. (1) Aspiring sincerely to an international peace based on justice and order, the Japanese people forever renounce war as a sovereign right of the nation and the threat or use of force as means of settling international disputes.
(2) In order to accomplish the aim of the preceding paragraph, land, sea, and air forces, as well as other war potential, will never be maintained. The right of belligerency of the state will not be recognized."
>>67850394
Das rite
>>67850561
>>67850394
http://thediplomat.com/2013/09/surprise-japan-still-has-strongest-navy-air-force-in-asia/
>>67849568
We're the biggest, strongest military power in the world. We don't need their help.
>>67850110
Except you've pussified them to the point that there is an automatic association between having a military and being nuked.
Some of the most vocal supporters of keeping their constitution as is are their WW2 veterans.
>>67850394
Implemented when General MacArthur was their leader. Did "they" really do it or did America?
>>67849702
last time they had an army they raped chun li
Picture related summarizes the situation well
He's talking about how in the event the US and say China got in a scuffle outside of Japan's territorial waters how they wouldn't legally be allowed to intervene. Granted, this is due to the Constitution we wrote for them, but times have changed and they have to be able to do something in the event we do end up fighting over there.
Abe is trying to change this, but many Japanese don't want to cooperate. Ultimately, their MSDF has to be able to act as more than a glorified coast guard if shit hits the fan over there, so I think it'll happen soon enough.
>>67849568
To assuage your guilt for committing the greatest single warcrime of WW2
>>67849568
It's a fair bet that if the US was under a serious attack that Japan would help if we asked-- even with their constitution that forbids it.
>>67850895
Dresden?
>>67849568
how would japan help us in the event of an "attack?"
if its a ICBM nuke they couldnt help us much
and there is no chance our shores could be invaded by countries coming from either the pacific or atlantic.
>>67849568
America has to defend Japan, but in return they can station their military here and let their niggers rape the women.
>>67850895
Rheinwiesenlager?
Since we beat the shit out of them why don't we own japan ?
Someone explain this to me.
I'll predict the liberals had something to do with it right ?
Also, why did we stop nuking them ?
>>67851038
We're arming them and training them to be great again. Japan would break their own constitution to help Big Brother America if we asked because Japs are the best asians.
>>67849568
>But it the US gets attacked they don't have to help us.
>He says this and the whole room claps
They literally can't because we forced it into their constitution that they can't.
They probably would, anyway though, if we asked.
>>67851571
They should 2bh. Japan needs a military to deal with the ever present Chinese.
>>67850717
That chink whore was asking for it and you know it.
>>67849568
the meaning is deeper than that
Japan (like Germany) has no choice but to accept American military presence
if Trump demands payments for the military and Japan refuses
the military will leave
so Japan can rearm
I'm sure most Japanese would have no problem becoming our 51st state. They'd probably be too busy working or watching anime to notice, and the ones that do will be too beta to protest.
>>67849568
>>67850615
That and after we conquered them we demilitarized them and made sure they would be a cucked vassal until we decide otherwise. If I am not mistaken the US helped influence a bill to pass in Japan that allows them to increase their suck defense forces. Trump should not only MAGA but probably MJGA too so they can stand up for themselves.
>>67851500
Well you technically did owned "Japan", but colonialism was practically over since before WW2 ended. Nobody wanted anyone to invade another country ever again. Hitler did that, he represented territorial expansion, and he lost.
So you just bossed them around until they got their shit together, while getting fairly good deals off of their technology advances during Japan's economic recovery and miracle.
The USA had complete opposite beliefs, claiming for independence and freedom of other countries, it was not about wanting to subjugate them to being part of your country, it never was and never has been for the USA, you dumb hillbilly
>>67850895
Allowing Soviet Russia to live?
>>67849568
He's wrong as of this October, and it's a worthwhile trade compared to having to sail from fucking Pearl Harbor to respond to anything that goes down in Asia.
>>67851967
>america's wet fantasies
Lol, thanks for the free soldiers so I don't have to pay tax money for my own military ;^)
>>67849568
Because you cucks made us demilitarize
>>67851962
No, that implies that virtually anyone from the U.S., such as muslims and niggers, can move right on in and the Japanese can't say a damn thing about it because now they're bound under the U.S. constitution.
The U.S. constitution would also totally fuck over their way of life, not just recreationally in things like weird porn and prostitution that's totally legal so long as there isn't any vaginal penetration, but via employment as well.
They'd also need to convert their currency over to U.S. dollars, and their figurehead Emperor would no longer be an emperor.
They'd no longer have any more input on the world stage, and they'd lose their seat on the U.N. as they're not part of the U.S.A.
The only benefit of being a U.S. state for them would be a greater immunity to China, as attacking Japan would be an automatic deceleration of war on America, something China doesn't want. Especially if Trump gets in there and we become buddy buddy with Russia.
Well, that and their tourism dollars would skyrocket and travel to Japan would no doubt be cheaper.
>>67851967
Should be ISIS ball now 2bh
