What have you done, /pol/!???
https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4awl22/4chan_dilemma_needs_to_be_addressed_asap/
>>67848246
This is berniebots fault, they are not phone banking hard enough.
>>67848608
WHY DIDN'T YOU DONATE!?
>>67848246
>What have you done, /pol/!???
>https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4awl22/4chan_dilemma_needs_to_be_addressed_asap/
>>67848608
>>67848698
Don't worry guys! Sanders is going to get a YUGE win in California! My random math percentages said so!
>>67848246
>This
>They can't even work a phone banking system
I could design one from fucking scratch that would disrupt this entire problem.
>>67848246
KEKS
>>67848246
I've done what I can to promote the pro Trump propaganda on Reddit.
Number now
>>67848246
Real question, when berniefags says they are phone banking and canvassing, what's canvassing? Is it like a prepping the bull thing?
>>67848246
Wait until they find out some high energy people are using the phone banking thing to campaign for Trump.
They should've never done this stupid phone banking system in the first place. It loses them supporters even if this kind of stuff didn't happen.
>Magyar caller from earlier used as the example of a "terrible call"
Sounds like they forgot the 6 gorillion.
>>67849186
Going door to door, and talking to voters who have expressed an interest in your candidate or issues your candidate supports. It's super effective at getting people out to vote.
>>67849186
Canvassing is going door to door like a bunch of Jehovah's Witnesses. I had to run one off by answering my door with my rifle for the SC primary.
>>67848989
Godspeed
>>67849278
>>67849271
But not in every case....
Does anyone have a collection of reddit butthurt from Tuesday that they can dump in here?
berniebros are lunatics. hopefully they kill themselves en masse when they finally come to the realization that he won't win.
>>67848246
>>67848608
It's pretty sad to be honest, I see this kind of obsession with numbers and percentages when my national soccer team doesn't win enough points to get in the world cup.
Everytime is the same:
>hey we started pretty good
>we might have a chance
>uhm...guys we are not going to make it...
>SHUT UP NONBELIEVER! *tries every possible scenario with the numbers*
>the suspense
>It didn't happen :(
>FUCK THIS I HATE THIS HUR DUR
>repeat ad nauseam
>>67848246
godspeed anons
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11Muy3WP5ta
>>67848246
>4chan dilemma
Kekus Vult
>>67849271
>>67849278
Thanks. I swear we just called this going door to door before
They just need someone to blaim for their failures.
>>67849271
How do you know it's effective? the vote is secret, you know they could be just playing along right? besides, if they are not registered they couldn't vote.
So you only convince with those who already agree with you. It's like a giant circlejerk for politics.
>>67848246
> /pol/ is a board of peace
I love this meme. Very cutting.
>>67849337
I've been backing Trump since June, and I still had a hippy bitch Bernie supporter walk up my driveway just to tell me the good news about Our Lord And Savior Bernie Cuckst. Called her a commie worshipper and told her she should kill herself, and then she did that Muslim pointing-in-the-air thing.
Is anyone tired of winning?
>>67848246
kek
>and they wonder why the black vote hasn't turned out for Bernie.....
hello this is moon man, I'm here to ask about your niggers
>>67848246
Too bad they're too cowardly to kill themselves.
>>67848246
We should be supporting Bernie's campaign, not trying to do it harm. The better Bernie does, the worse off Clinton is. Think strategically.
>>67849392
Especially ones where they criticize blacks for not voting for Bernie
>>67848246
Funny thing is this is an incredibly minor thing compared to the issues within their own phonebanking campaign. Ineptitude and inexperience has led to serious inefficiencies with the way their phone campaign has worked, to the point that people have gotten annoyed by how many calls they've gotten from the campaign even without any kind of outside shenanigans. The Bernie campaign is laughably amateur.
what happened? was there a raid?
>>67849613
Exit polling. Asking people if they were canvased before the election. Voter turnout from targeted neighborhoods. The Bush campaign put a lot of energy into the I-4(?) corridor in Florida, in the 2000 and 2004 election. Which helped him win Florida.
They've already lost. They're not going to beat Hillary no matter what they do.
>>67848246
What happened? Someone /pol/ infiltrated the Bernie campaign and troll-called people?
Anyone that actually supports Trump is already preparing to capture Sanders supporters while they are most upset at the democrats, recommending that they vote for Trump over Clinton to punish the democrats and the establishment for fucking over their candidate.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11Muy3WP5ta
>>67849964
This was true 9 months ago. Americans will not vote for an atheist, jewish, socialist.
>>67849868
no. they're just trying to find someone or something to blame for their donations and phone banking not working.
>>67849634
....
that was an ISIS supporter anon.
pic related..
>>67849868
https://bitdotly/1OlvdGp#butteal
>Reddit thinks their phonebanking makes any difference
>They think phonebank trolling is a big dilemma
lol berniecucks
>>67848246
I DINNDUU NUFFIN
>>67848246
>can't spell "dilemna" right
>>67850052
Jesus fuck, that was the exact thing she did.
>>67848246
>>67848246
Heh finally on to me huh?
I run a semi large telemarketing office in Florida where I use predictive dialers to do my calling through our VOIP host. Alot of our room, even the spics, seem to love Trump so what me and a few close employees have been doing during our off days, is coming into the office, booting up the dialer and having them basically robocall for bernie, but saying horrible shit and generally be a dick. I've changed our caller ID to say Bernie Sander - where - is w/e state im calling atm. Believe me its a great way to blow off some steam after getting a shit day/week at work and we've only been doing this for a few weeks. I think last time I checked we've reached over 90k people running a 16 base for 7 hours on mondays and 4 hours on wed-saturday. I should record some of the shitshows that happen for you /pol/. I've had people talk about how they're going to kill "every damn one of you commie bastards" and how "you young kids dont understand how the real damn world works" and a SLEW of voicemails asking me to RL them.
Heh, wonder how plebbit actually found out?
>>67850072
This. This is a lovefest.
What do they mean by phonebanking? Do they mean calling random people and talking about Bernie Sanders?
>>67849990
>>67850143
If you're actually completely sure I'd recommend putting in a "Helpful Tip" to our favorite 3 letter agency.
https://fbi.gov
>>67849990
>>67850072
kekarino
>>67850263
I really should have taken down the bitch's license plate.
>>67849990
Holy hell.
>>67848246
>not putting on a Russian/Chinese accent and asking people to vote for bernie
>>67850072
upboat this guy XD
>>67850012
Is Bernie confirmed atheist, or is he just a non-practicing, might-as-well-be-atheist Jewish types?
>>67848246
Yup, 4chan is Bernie's biggest problem.
Not the fact that he as almost zero support with blacks or people over 50, not the fact that at this point it's practically a mathematical impossibility for him to secure the nomination unless Hillary goes to prison, not the fact that he's like 75 and might just keel over one day.
Yup, 4chan is Bernie's biggest threat. Totally.
>>67850154
Make some threads about that, man
Sounds interesting
Why would anyone want to talk to a 15 year kid about politics anyways?
They're just making shit up because they're tired, weak, hungry and just want to stop doing this mass autodialer program.
[removed]
Anyone got the original text?
>>67849090
In 2008, Obama Won 60% of the states, plus delegated territories and Washington DC.
He beat Hillary who won 40% of the states.
SOMEHOW - THE GUY THAT HAD 50% MORE STATES BEAT HILLARY CLINTON
Don't Forget
>>67850403
What's the name of the fallacy where you refuse to back down because of the time/money invested?
>>67848989
Thank you anon. Infiltration is a very effective tactic.
![DJK5nVt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DtjYqdj.jpg "DJK5nVt[1].jpg")
>>67849090
>that fucking pic
>>67850154
they kept calling people you and others have called and getting told off for previous bernie-callers
>>67850154
Wanna go back to /x/ if you are going to roleplay?
>>67849966
It was me calling people and recording it
>>67850446
Sunk costs bruh, sunk costs.
>>67848246
> On the reedit comment: ...Or send out a memo to the state to report calls like that
Typical Bernie liberal depending on the government for help.
>>67848246
>[removed]
What did the OP say and how was it related to 4chan?
>>67849634
Yeah, some campaigns are better at targeting voters than others. The RNCC has it down to a science, they know peoples positions on guns, abortion, gay marriage, name it and they know which house to target. With the advent of social media, they are targeting even better. Before they only had this information because the person gave it to them in a survey or something. Now they can buy it all from facebook. Ted Cruz has an app that really helped him out in Iowa. It asks for like ALL the permissions on your phone. It downloads your contacts so they can target your friends too.
>>67850072
#NotAPolackBruv
>>67850529
Yeah, sunk cost fallacy.
>>67850446
Slippery slope obviously
Fuck you misogynistic pieces of shit, Our Glorious Leader Bernie will destroy the dark in which you hide like cowards and show you how a truly progressive and tolerant society should be, i mean its not the 1900's anymore you know?
#FeelTheBern
>>67850562
>implying I have a Facebook
>>67848246
>h-he's losing b-because of 4chan
>>67849614
I swear, I started that meme.
>>67850486
Based
>>67849090
>>67850384
Sure ill do some tomorrow. Our office mostly fundraises for various charity organizations as well as doing some timeshare shit on the side. Mostly druggies and college kids are employed in that area tho. We employ ALOT of middle aged / older folks in our charity area tho. We run PAL and the American Cancer Society charity out of our office. Average net for those is well into the half a million range. Yearly. A few of the older mostly white trump supporting males have been doing some of the calling with me, counter shilling the bernie fags. I've called everywhere from Cali to Florida (Which is the MOST hostile fucking state to Bernie).
>>67850373
He has never said he's not, and that is close enough for most (voting) Americans.
>>67848989
G-D BLESS
There it is folks, Antichanism in action.
How do we put a stop to this discrimination against our peaceful community?
>>67850551
I've called people with racist/xenophobic shit pretending to be supporting bernie and telling them bernie wants to legalize rape etc
https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4asiz3/bernie_sanders_is_a_thermostathillary_is_a/
6000 points
>Some black guy in a suit is endorsing Bernie
Guys we did it, we got the black vote now
>>67850611 (confirmed)
You dun good.
>>67850604
It was just more information on how campaigns are "nano" targeting voters now. Not necessarily aimed at you.
>>67850778
Still helpful to know. The sad part is that I think the Bernie supporter that was canvassing wasn't doing anything targetted. She parked her old, rusty, campaign sticker covered pickup at the intersection that goes down to my dead end road, and might have been going house to house.
anyone got the original text? Op removed it
Money can't beat mememagic.
Lol I'm not even using their shitty phone bank system. I just call random numbers via skype in states with upcoming democratic primaries. I tell them I am an Australian calling on behalf of the socialist workers party of Australia and try to convince them to vote for Bernie. I tell them all sorts of made up shit like he likes to be called Mr Berns, used to be a Stalin/Mao sympathizer and that he protested against vietnam vets. So far I think a lot of people have been turned off voting for him :^)
>>67850878
it was basically telling people that /pol/ started using their phone bank system to promote hateful/racist speech and linked to one my recording of calling some1
>>67850154
And you didn't save them for us to hear. Dammit anon.
>>67850723
I like being the scum of the Earth
>>67850223
https://www.facebook com/sacramentoforberniesanders/videos/460322667486403
>She cares about the economy
It's a pretend call, but come on. Surely you don't give a single shit about the economy if you're voting Bernie.
>>67849990
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s11Muy3WP5ta
kek
>>67850878
>>67850856
She probably was. Like I said not all campaigns are all that good at it. Rumor is that Rubio basically didn't have a "ground game" at all.
/pol/ is a board of peace.
You can't discriminate against all /pol/sters when a tiny minority of radical shitposters who aren't TRUE /pol/sters do something wrong.
If you read the FAQ and global rules, racism and such hate speech is banned. Anything else is purely satire and misinterpreted.
I love reddit
>>67850934
>Mr. Berns
Are you saying 'boo' or 'Boo-erns?'
>>67851043
Rubio's ground game must have been washed away by all of the sweat and foam.
>>67851082
>bunson berners
Fucking lost it.
>>67851082
thats obviously a pol tard
>>67848698
>>67851082
>Current year
>>67849990
Very good.
>>67850934
>shitposting irl
teach me senpai
I do calls anyone has a request?
>>67848246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptvlCFYwt34
berniefags got btfo on tuesday desu
>>67849990
Why are Hungarians such Autists? I bet he faps to 2d.
>>67850982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U21lE-eWWc
How would canvassing be effective when they all look like degenerates?
>>67849090
but Hill-dog won the South this time that changes everything
>>67850723
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT /POL/
TAKBIR
>>67851334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga00PYvNzws
>>67851424
people stay at the door out of pity
>>67851147
Idk but a lot of people I phonebank aren't warming to comrade Bernie
>>67851278
Suppress the filter in your brain that stops you from saying dumb things. Easy f am.
>>67851386
I do
>>67851317
Pretend you have tourettes but say like bernie will help you and cure you, kek
>>67851072
>/pol/ is a board of peace.
>You can't discriminate against all /pol/sters when a tiny minority of radical shitposters who aren't TRUE /pol/sters do something wrong
Saved
>>67849090
I thought Bernie lovers knew how to use a computer.
>>67851210
> pol tard
Please exit these facilities at once
>>67848246
/pol/ IS A BOARD OF PEACE
bernbots get so stoned they forget who they call and keep calling them is NOT OUR FAULT
>>67851386
That guy has an asexual girlfriend and holds records for masturbating, why are you doing with your life?
>>67849990
i cringed really hard.
>>67851578
>>67851317
Act like a half tard shilling for Bernie.
>>67849446
you summed up my feelings as a Miami Dolphins fan.
I want the OP to leave
:^)
>>67851630
im sorry senpai im not trained to handle autism
The OP message was removed, what did it say?
Haven't seen a single thread on this, but fuck it lets do it
>>67849990
I wanted to cringe but 4 years of steady /pol/ made me laugh.
>>67849990
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s11Muy3WP5ta
hahaha
w/ indian voice
Hi its me rakesh from bernie sandering department
we are working on legalizing rape and I need your help,vote for bernie now to legalize rape on white woman
>>67851754
sauce on that lewd?
>>67851726
You cant just downvote like that, its against leddiquette
>>67850486
You are awesome.
>>67851082
Mmm fedora flavored that's exactly how they talk
>>67850636
>Florida (Which is the MOST hostile fucking state to Bernie).
I'm actually proud to live in FL for once
>>67851879
This please.
>>67848246
>thread was made literally 10 minutes after the reddit thread
so, you made both threads huh.
>>67848246
>browses reddit
>youhavetogoback.jpg
>>67850702
kys, Jesus is the Son.
>>67848246
Does anyone have a recording of the phone call?
>>67850154
post more info
>>67850154
vocaroo pls
>>67852095
I've about ~30 I never submitted,should I upload them?
>>67849450
that was awful
>>67851317
try acting like an illegal alien next.
Of course you have to be subtle.
Say that Bernie will help you get the rest of your extended family to the U.S. and will supply them with jobs with his minority quotas.
Also make sure to thank the person you are calling ( a independet/undecided would be best) for being so welcoming and that you feel home already because there are already so much other illegals there.
Stuff like this.
could be kek worthy.
You are doing a great job btw
>>67849090
Is that a resized thumbnail?
>Redditors don't understand how we are a peaceful board
HOW DO WE PROVE IT TO THEM?
MUST WE BEHEAD AND SHITPOST TO PROVE HOW PEACEFUL WE ARE?
>>67850143
Report that cunt
>>67850154
pls be real, and do this for hillacuck
>>67852250
i mean I do sound like I'm an autistic immigrant so that might work
https://go.berniesanders.com/page/content/march22/ to make calls just click get login and make up whatever it works with temporary email services then login and go crazy
so are we actually going to have a coordinated attempt to fuck with their phone banking??
would be pretty hilarious.
>>67849450
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s11Muy3WP5ta
>Allahu Akbar
Good one.
>>67851082
Are they gonna raid us with loads of gay porn?
>>67852423
>my wife's boyfriend
>he got a serious response
help
I can't breathe
>>67852423
wifes boyfriend? wat.
>>67849090
This is how it looks like to me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sHaABbCkom
how does this sound?
>>67848246
Has anyone seen their new favorite quote?
>IF ITS NOT OPTIMISTIC, ITS A TROLL
Holy shit, Berniebots on suicide watch
>>67852423
>muhdiq292
>>67852423
>they dont even question the wife's boyfriend
cucked beyond belief
>>67849990
You didnt anon...
>>67852423
>my wife's boyfriend
>>67852566
>>67851072
underrated as fuck post.
we are being generalized for a few bad posters.
much ignorant
>>67852585
A normal Hungarian accent would probably sound more convincing desu senpai.
>>67852654
Holy shit coming to this site has made the last 5 years of my life gold.
>>67850446
Gamblers fallacy
>>67851993
>that pic
jesus christ
D I L L E M A
I
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M
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>>67850154
What a god.
May the god-emperor shine his blessings upon you.
>>67852423
>seriously responded to a "my wife's boyfriend" post
>"pull out a TASER and make them shit themselves"
OH MY KEK
>>67849090
>>67852585
Go for it
>>67852423
i'm fucking dying lol
love you silly fucks
>>67852710
I could try I guess but I sound extremely autistic and I might start jerking off in the meanwhile
>>67852423
>wife's boyfriend
>>67848246
>they're trying to find a final solution to the 4chan problem
Oy vey! It's like annudah shoah!
>>67852423
It is very probably a /pol/-troll on Reddit though :/
4/10
>>67849450
>i would like you to remember the six trillion
>allahu akbar
>>67852423
>MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND
>GETS A FUCKING RESPONSE
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP CARL. IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR.
>>67852535
They're too stupid to shill for cruz missiles to divide /pol/ (theoretically). any raid they make will be futile bullshit, using caps lock to shout at us or something.
Honest to god i've been given reddit gold and amassed so many upvotes for bullshit Match me stories on s4p subreddit. That places is cuckold HQ on the internet forreal. More cuckolded than cuck fetish sites.
>>67852517
Guys reminder bernie wants to tax whites at a higher rate since white people cannot be poor because of privilege.
Anyone who disagrees is a racist trumpsupporter anti-semitic nazi
Also ask if they'd like to take in an illegal immigrant to protect them from the government and if they say no call them a ricst
>>67851317
Literally just tell them the (half) truth.
That you're hungairan and a website said that people outside the US could still call to encourage people to vote for Bernie.
"Bernie will do what is best for your country. Hungary is tired of watching you screw up the rest of the world, so acctualy elect someone good this time."
>>67852423
Oy vey
>>67848246
Another donation would help fix the Four Chan Question
Call it a Final Solution if you will
>>67852423
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>>67850373
Oh he's a jew alright, there was that town hall video awhile back where people there were attacking israel and bernie nearly had a heart attack, screaming at a guy to shut up.
>>67853104
Oh that's fucking sick m8
What the fuck is this the don shit that they keep thinking we are from?
>>67852585
lmao rakesh? your indian accent sucks pham. just go full east european mode, its basically the same social class m8
https://www.re.ddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4awsph/4chan_is_raiding_our_phone_banks_and_trolling/
>>67851072
>/pol/ now uses the Muslim defense
I love it
>>67852187
Do it.
>>67850072
>toastymctoaster234
>>67851014
bananabanana235
why do i think two these are the same /pol/ack
>>67848246
kek pol is the religion on peace.
What would reddit do, build a wall or ban all /pol/ posters temporary until they find out what is happening?
>>67853171
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT TRUMP
>>67853121
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>>67853146
Most likely it would be an indian calling and ruining your afternoon here in the states m9.
I love how shitposting in Reddit is what brings all the countries together.
>>67853255
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>>67851082
>bunson berners
holy fuck my sides
>>67853255
>>67853316
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>>67853316
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>>67853227
Just imagine if more than half of the "bernie support" on plebbit were polacks yanking their tails.
>>67851072
>Muslim defense detected
>>67852575
too many pixels
>>67850378
>almost zero support with blacks
He had/has a good amount of support from educated blacks. His problem is that for every educated black person there are ten Daqueesha Limonjello La'urinals who have deluded themselves into thinking Bill Clinton is black.
Obama had the same fucking problem despite actually being black. He had to fight to get the dindu vote. They are that fucking dumb.
>>67849990
>allahu snackbarrrrr
>>67853255
Praise kek
Seriously, how could anyone vote Cruz after this?
>>67848246
>>67852585
you are really awesome anon
Someone has to call and be frank about using these rules and act like they're a good thing.
>>67850378
are you doubting the power of meme magic?
>>67851072
what this anon says is true
I am a moderate /pol/ak, I do not partake in the creation of ebin memes and trolling, I merely laugh at it. See guys i'm totally different.
>>67849990
just kek my shit up senpai
didnt have a good laugh in a long time well done and remember the 6 gorillion#
1upboat for you and leedit gold xDDDD
>>67853349
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>>67849392
>>67852423
>my wife's boyfriend
>muhdiq292
>>67853497
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>>67853497
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>>67853497
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>>67851072
NO ALL POLACKS
WE DIN DU NUFFIN DAS RAISINS
>>67853507
and these retards wonder why sanders is losing the black vote
>>67853541
THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAAAAMES WE WAIT FOR THE DAY-AY-AYYYY
>>67848246
>https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4awl22/4chan_dilemma_needs_to_be_addressed_asap/
The post was deleted.
What did it say?
Why is there no screenschot in this fucking thread?
>>67853507
this shit pisses me off. Id love for a bernie faggot to tell me the south sucks in my face. he wouldnt have a face after that
>>67853602
It truly is the hardest metal known to man
>>67853251
I do not condone what this anon says but you should probably do as he says
>>67853246
someone should make a post like "should we close off the subreddit and ban trump supporters..just till we figure it all out. hear me out"
lol golden
>>67853497
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>>67853599
>DAS RAISINS
classic german humour
>>67853507
>shit stain states
>mother earth
>>67853604
cant you just click on the comment section of it?
all the screenshots you see are from it also
REMINDER NOTHING STOPS US FROM CALLING AT 1 IN THE MORNING.
Just be all serious about it and get pissed off that they don't want to talk about Bernie. You don't even have to say anything bad or trollish just the fact that you're calling should be enough to bern them good...Also bonus points if you keep calling them so they tell their friends what assholes you guys are
>>67853497
WTF is this new? How do I get one of them?
>>67853104
A b s o l u t e l y
F a n t a s t i c
Berniefags will not expect this, their campaign is over.
>4chan are a bunch of idiot manchildren and they're all too busy making racist memes about new Hitler to actually pay attention to politics beyond their weird cherrypicked worldview
>I doubt they could organize anything big anymore desu
Wow
Pol btfo
>>67853814
Destroy him.
>>67853768
2009 called...
>>67853649
>says the south sucks
>half the northern states didn't vote for him either
typical leftist
