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What is his problem?
>>67844573
Hes a canadian
>>67844698
Sorry
>>67844573
Wow, a butter made of "I like butter," My girls Caroline ever said a cow first sentence love it
>>67844573
He's fucking retarded.
The first sentence that his other daughter said was, "My father is the zodiac killer."
>>67844573
His daughter likes butter.
>>67844573
Looks kinda jewy here. Makes me trust him even less.
>>67844816
Yeah, I need to understand this too.
As an American that just moved here, you guys piss me off immensely. You find everything humorous, and don't freak out at all. Somebody nearly hit my friend here, and the lady in the car just said "I am so sorry, I didn't see you there" and he just goes "It's okay, I get to live another day, haha"
YOU GUYS PISS ME OFF.
Woah careful there Ted, you might anger the moderate Hindus.
>>67844573
Oh boy, yep it happened. Trump finally broke him. Poor bastard probably doesnt know where he is
>>67844573
I dislike Ted as much as the next anon but this is kind of a cute tweet.
The butter cow is pretty neat though
>>67844573
I like butter too, Ted.
He's got my vote!
>>67844573
is he autistic?
>>67845063
Real men don't freak out for dumb bullshit. That's for women and gays.
>>67844816
Honestly, Ted Cruz is the worst thing you've done to us since burning down the White House. It's going to take more than an apology to make this right.
>>67844573
he doesn't meantion that Caroline's first WORD, though, was 'help'
his daughter likes MY butter fyanowhatimsayin
>>67844573
Advanced Aspergers
>>67845272
Not only that, he thinks he is American and is running for President.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkIdIFTclzI#t=31
>>67844573
>Wow a cow made of butter
>wow every state in the midwest has something similar at their state fair.
Does Trump shoot autismobeams out of his eyes or something and turn his opponents into spergs?
>>67844573
he's just a weird guy and I suspect that not that self aware.
>>67844573
BASED CRUZ
>>67846105
Is this real
Why does /pol/ hate Ted Cruz so much? Is it just because of his face?
I'm voting for Trump, but Cruz is the only other candidate actually taking a stand against illegal immigration. If he gets more delegates, I'll vote for him in the general.
What the fuck, Ted Cruz is infinitely better than anyone but the god emperor
>>67844573
margarine master race
>>67844573
He is a Dominionist. He literally believes he is on a mission from God to become President.
>>67844573
Okay. Does anyone notice when he's speaking he says a small fragment of his sentence, pauses, says another small fragment of his sentence, pauses, and repeat? Seriously I can't even stand to hear him speak anymore. I was watching a lot of his videos lately and I can't fucking deal with his used car salesman demeanor anymore
>>67846105
>Netflix and Chill with Sen. Cruz
no thanks
he's a fucking egotistical sociopath like every politician what do you think?
>>67845376
Agreed
And his girls like like cute kids.
I've no issue with Cruz's family life.
>>67846308
enjoy your AIDS
Ahahah this pleases the machine
>>67846308
rofl
>>67846207
yes
>>67845063
cold climate makes for cold temperaments
in finland i once took wrong taxi and could not afford to pay. i owed driver 20 euro but he told me it was ok, he enjoyed the drive. i still owe him to this day.
Is that in Ohio?
>>67844573
TEDS LOOKIN BAD
>>67846848
>comic from last summer
I have to dig around for the one with about memes and secret agencies of trolls
>>67844573
He looks sweaty
and un-kempt
I can smell him
>>67845063
Freaking out over shit like that will just make you look bad. The best thing to do is keep your mouth shut and let the court settle it.
Losing your cool just shows immaturity and lack of self control.
>>67844573
he's a beta male running for the highest position on earth
>>67844573
He tries to look affectionate and it ends horribly because he's a lying rat and not the Disney kind.
>>67846848
Here it is
I hate this cuck but sometimes he's spot on
>>67845527
You're forgetting about Justin bieber
>>67844573
Anyone watch this from a few years ago? Definitely autistic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHAO4LOQVmA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5iOqb9UzSI
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/video/ted-cruz-yoda-darth-vader-impression-35509934
Especially that last one. Holy shit, what's wrong with him.
>>67846527
no, that isn't his most annoying feature
him smiling is the worst thing
https://youtu.be/v9L-prXogME?t=43s
>>67847499
ahahaha fuck. i ditched him back in about 2004 because liberalism but he is, admittedly, a funny motherfucker sometimes.
holy shit he can really nail it.
God damnit Ted stop being so wholesome.
>>67844573
He's phony as fuck.
>buttering people up to get votes
>>67844573
And this is the guy the establishment wants to nominate instead of Trump.
Wew lad.
>>67844573
liar liar, goes to hell fire.
>>67847973
The mannerism that annoys me most is when he smirks, puffs, and does that under-his-breath single 'ha' thing. It's fucking rehearsed.
The next time he ends a statement he knows is going to go over well to applause, watch what he does. He does the above in sequence over and over every time.
Also, keep in mind how he delivers his lines. He goes loud loud loud until he gets to the second half of his statement. At which point he begins to whisper.
"I WILL NOT NEGOTIATE-(your second amendment rights)..."
"IT WILL BE MORNING-(in america)..."
Another tool of the trade of con men. It makes you appear powerful, but not overbearing because it makes you listen to the trail and the trial is what you associate feeling to. The guy's whole campaign is a performance.
>>67848564
Not really, they probably hate him more. Just afraid of Trump
>>67848247
and then i went and read some of his recent comics and he's still just a faggot liberal. oh well.
>>67844573
He's a genuinely weird dude; possible autist with sociopathic tendencies.
>>67845063
Ya because we are a nation of pussies.
Our government lets in hundreds of thousands of shitskins every single year. We move to the suburbs until the suburbs get infested, and then we build more suburbs and move there.
The whole time we're going 'hehe, it's ok, lots of space haha.'
Canadians piss me off too. We are a country filled with liberal cuckolds.
>>67849054
Kek.
He is such a clever and good looking guy
>>67844698
fucking brutal
>>67844573
Jeb, did you hack Ted's account?
>>67847698
he's doing funny stuff now
he is also redpilled:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gakJ6DHcloA
id say he is based now and redeemed himself
>>67846992
hes gonna get you, ivan
>>67847966
Holy fucking shit. I was legitimately slapping my leg at this.
>>67847966
this guys is cringier than jeb
He looks like Christian W. Chandler. Probable autism.
>>67849610
he impregnated a kardashian though.. dunno how I feel about that desu.
>>67844698
Fuck you too bud
>wow, a cow made of butter
Isn't getting excited over mundane things (like turtles and butter cows) is a sign of autism?
>>67844573
>>67846308
That shit isn't even really yellow. They dye it yellow.
It used to be the law that margarine had to be sold without the color mixed in, so that the consumer knew what they were buying was a big tub of disgusting white lard. I think we should go back to that.
>>67850753
I think its more of "what the fuck can I say here to not sound like an asshole, who the fuck cares about some fucking butter cow I fucking hate these people fuck" desu
>>67850860
Butter doesn't even taste buttery to me anymore. Margarine has so much artificial flavoring in it that I've come to prefer it.
Best thing about margarine is that it's spreadable when cold, though
>>67850902
A smart man in that situation would have congratulated the people present on their amazing butter cow, but left it the fuck off social media.
By all means, pretend to like it to make them happy, but there is no reason to spread this phoniness on social media to the entire nation.
>>67845105
top kek
>>67851347
>current year
>not using a toast knife to spread your butter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcjGRXTpHGI
>>67851358
Yes, it did come off as non-genuine.
>>67844573
I thought he would have posted a remark about the golden calve when I saw the thumbnail.
>Ted Cruz
>>67844953
Underrated
>>67845443
>paid for by the dairy lobby
CANA KEK
>>67844573
Hello Rato!!
>>67844573
>creepy fuck
>closet globalist
>canadian
>has defiled the god emperors good name
>>67845063
Canadians are not nice at all. People usually confuse their passive agressiveness for being nice
>>67847966
>>67849819
>>67850224
Yeah, he's a goof. When he was trying to talk like Yoda I was dying.
aborTED
>>67845063
calm down buddy
>>67844866
I have been laughing at this for way too long
>>67852687
>>67846105
>Netflix and chill
Isn't that what they call sex now? I feel old.
Anyone else notice how his face looks of that if a cross dresser all the time? Like he is just always ready to suck dick?
>>67844816
>>67844573
>it's a ted thread
>>67844573
He's talking about the butter he churned inside his foreskin.
>>67844573
he looks like a retard a funeral
>>67844573
Is Ted Cruz a good guy? This picture just makes me sad. It's like he's lost. Like Jeb Bush.
>>67852230
>>67844573
His face looks like butter.
>>67844573
>Claims to be Christian
>Praises a Golden Calf
What a fucking heretic.
>>67853896
Exactly
>>67844573
Thats not butter...
>>67846308
kill yourself
>>67850805
"I like booger"
