>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=944_1458232252
just in case there were any doubts
if you are a monkey
you will be treated like you are a monkey
stupid scum should realize not to steal from foreign government . . .
>>67839231
>liberal faggot goes to foreign country
>proceeds to be a liberal faggot
>I should feel bad because...
>>67840272
/thread
>>67840272
JIDF could learn a thing or two from best Korea.
>>67840272
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=944_1458232252
Why were you taught American English? I thought NK hates America?
OH THAT IS RIGHT PROXXY FAG!
>>67840272
On the plus side the guy is gonna be ripped when hes out
>>67840272
>if you are a monkey
>you will be treated like you are a monkey
Is that why you gooks are locked.
15 years hard labor is knd of stiff. But, yeah, DPRK doesn't fuck around.
He will be back in the States in 3.
>>67840272
Oh, Un is on /pol/ again.
>>67839231
Americans have so much debt that they need to steal from North Korea
Truly a superpower
>>67840272
How long have you been coming to /pol/ Un?
>>67841620
He's a faggot but I really hope they let him off easy in less than 2 years
I stole a British flag from Twentynine Palms once.
Fucking yolo.
>There are people on /pol/ who think this guy deserves to go to a North korean prison for 15 years.
Hopefully the US government helps him out.
Commie bloodhounds and their sympathizers can piss off.
>>67841515
His asshole will be ripped before he is raped to death for being white in a NK prison.
>>67840272
Hey Kim, hows your day going?
>>67840272
Hey Kim! Please post pics of the lad doing hard labour.
>>67839231
>all of those flashes going off
Seems legit guys. This is totally not staged.
>>67839231
Notice this comes out AFTER the arrest.
He could have easily been coerced into doing this on video under threat of torture.
>>67842298
>he will even notice the micro Korean peckers trying to rape him
>>67842499
Not to mention there appear to be camera flashes going off and he just sort of awkwardly sets it down on the ground.
>>67842298
>Implying that he's the only white prisoner there
>>67842218
He deserves it for going to fucking NK and committing a crime. If he wasn't so fucking stupid maybe people would feel empathy for him.
that quality is so poor it couldve been anybody
>>67839231
I thought he tried to make off with something cool looking instead of a sentence of indecipherable gook-speak.
>>67842218
>go in NK
>break their law
>get jailed for 15 years
>i don't deserve that!
He'll think twice before doing some stupid shit next time
>>67840272
Hey, Kim! Please don't nuke us. I support you locking up this cunt. He deserves it!
pretty sure that "American" is just a North Korean in an American costume. the whole thing is a staged propaganda stunt.
>>67842218
There's no way he's serving all 15 years. He'll be there two years tops.
>>67840272
I love you best korea
>>67839231
>Aryan Masterrace descent
top fucking kek
>>67839231
How retarded do you have to steal something that big
>>67843421
Maybe he was arbitrarily taken and forced to act for a camera.
Why trust the NK government?
>>67839231
Couldn't he have bought one, or is that not authentic enough?
>>67843421
The only stupidity was going there.
He didn't steal anything, their normal court system is railroading.
>>67843486
In that case, how retarded do you have to be to travel to north korea?
Words cannot describe how stupid this man is.
>>67839231
>just in case there were any doubts
man, nobody doubts getting 15 years in prison is fucked up for steaing some retarded chink banner
go play dark souls or someshit and pretend japan hasn't lost its touch on video games for the past 10 years you fucking pleb
>>67841911
holy fuck my sides
>>67843486
why be scared of something thats not a threat its NK or maybe the us is scared of going to get him...old america would have broke him out by now shot 10 people and feed him burgerking by now..usa where you at?
>>67842218
The crime isn't worth 15 years in hell, but I don't feel bad for him because he's a complete fucking moron.
>>67842218
> Go to a foreign land
> Break laws in foreign land
> Upset when you get in trouble
That's why Trump is needed, though.
>>67843738
Didn't you hear? The niggers won and are running things now.
>>67839231
He comes to a place where people are too poor to fucking eat and steals shit. This is some new kind of assholery.
>>67841515
After 15 years hard labor he will likely have multiple things wrong with his body.
>>67839231
Feel bad for him but eh, obviously he was planning to sell that back in the US, thats almost like stealing 1000's of $
PS never go to fucking north korea
Getting off the fucking plane in NK, with Fatso in full "Defy the West" mode was the height of stupidity.
The North and South are full-time stunting at one another, Un is promising to do "some crazy shit" on an almost daily basis, and this dumbass decides that's his best time to hang out in what is an unstable dystopian madhouse in QUIET years.
>>67843732
Holy shit. Is there a HD widescreen version of your fieri pic? That is amazing.
>>67842218
or he could've simply asked for that banner maybe they would give it to him as a souvenir but instead he decided to steal it so he could later sell it like a fucking jew
in saudi arabia they would kill him in public and it's not even a communist country
why didn't he just ask for a copy?
>>67842849
he's not wrong
there a similar case a while ago and the student was exchanged after some time
>>67840272
Is this guy proxy-same-fagging?
>>67840272
Onwards for great glory Comrade in Juche!
Punish the wicked American miscreant, for he disrespects the good hospitality of your glorious nation!
>>67840272
sorry best korea :( :(
>>67839231
A. Looks blurry as fuck.
B. Accepting that shadow is him (could be a gook in heels), what's to say this isn't staged after the fact (or before for that matter)
C. Stupid bitches shouldn't go to best korea anyway
>>67840272
You godamn ricepickers crossed the line
Expect a nuke from us, you slanted eyed yellow monkey
>>67842298
>get raped in Korea
>feels like having a very small shit in reverse
>>67843923
If there is, i haven't got it, sorry man
>>67843979
Right? They go out of their way to try and sell you pointless crap while you're over there because they need foreign currency. I'm sure they would've sold it to him had he just asked. Thats what makes the least sense out of this whole fucking thing. How could he have been so dumb?
>>67842218
>guy commits theft in foreign country
>gets fucked
WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>>67844241
>>67842218
Americans stopped caring for their countrymen.
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
>>67843827
>the crime isn't worth 15 years in hell
To the North Koreans, it is.
the narcissistic and arrogant mistake this adult made, is in thinking that every place in the world, is like the US, and that surely North Korea must also have US white american values and US white american laws and US white american social mores.
And its the same mistake you're making. That NK should see the world, (and the severity of his crime), the same way you do.
Wanna hear another true story about how other countries deal with crime?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077928/
I can guarantee you that everyone who was alive at the time to know of that incident would never make the mistake of stealing ANYthing in North Korea.
We can't apply our way of thinking to anyone else, but we tend to forget, when we are American, that we actually do NOT run the rest of the world.
>>67840272
HAHAH FUCK YOU FAT FUCK
faggot
>>67841473
>implying NK elites wouldn't learn english.
>implying officials wouldn't be using their intranet to spread this story around for leverage
>>67840272
How does one get himself a proxy in best korea?
>>67840272
Hey Kim, you're a great job! Keep up the good work.
Honestly, how can you feel bad for him.
If someone tries to cuddle with a hungry lion, I don't feel bad for the consequenes. If someone goes to North Korea and commits theft, I don't feel bad for the consequences. If you're that stupid, you fucking deserve it.
>>67844642
>that we actually do NOT run the rest of the world
Every country would've had muslim nigger president if you would've run the whole world
Why this guy was blaming the American government?
He's saying and acting as if the United States itself dared him to vandalize Korea.
I don't give a shit if this kid is a Bernie-voting commie cocksucker. You don't fuck with our people over some stupid shit like this. We should sanction the shit out of these assholes.
>>67845257
The way the US administration paints NK this is actually pretty apt.
>>67845393
fuck off pinko your part of the problem promoting people to do shit like this then you cry about how your dumb fucking ideas get people imprisoned and jailed
>IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
Nigger.
>>67840272
How do you have access here?
>>67845555
jailed was meant to be KILLED
>>67841911
>911 get
Nice one Ivan
How does anyone know that's him?
This situation remembers me of that film
"Midnight Express"
A murican tourist goes to a 3rd world shithole and breaks the law, then gets his ass caged for ages.
Hope he can at least get his Sweden Fagfriend.
>>67845393
Fuck him
He would gladly put you in a gulag if you didn't give him half your income
He wants communist he got it
>>67844478
>Going to North Korea of all places to start stupid shit like this for shits and giggles
What the hell did he think was going to happen? Not saying he should have gotten 15 years, but I am saying the stupid fuck shouldn't have gone to NK in the first place. Can't even feel bad for the idiot.
>>67843827
>but I don't feel bad for him
No one asked about your feelings you faggot.
>>67845584
It's literally either Kim or a proxy.
When you are abroad you have to respect the local laws:
If a Brazilian takes drugs to Indonesia, he will be killed.
If a Dutch sells drugs in Texas, he will be jailed.
If a muslim rapes a woman in Sweden, he gets a new house, money and a passport.
Each country has a legislation that must be respected.
>>67839231
How the fuck do they get shit like cameras over there if they're country's so fucked-up? Like what would they trade for it?
Should have just went to the gift shop
>>67846885
That is just Propaganda.
>>67841473
How exactly would you set up a proxy in north Korea. It's not like it is in China.
Un was educated in Switzerland. Lots of Nork elites are educated in the west so they'd know English and have internet access
People who defend this kid reminds me of the people who defend the sand niggers and refugees who commit crimes.
>>67840272
How are your nukes Kim?
>>67839231
All I can say is that he's about to #FeelTheBern
>>67839231
Why are the gooks even mad at this guy taking a banner? It seems to me that they should be happy somebody is helping to spread glorious DPRK propaganda overseas.
>>67846825
>>67847297
>implying this isnt a well timed stab at the world powers.
you faggots will belive anything, this was most likely a setup to harbor another american for all this stupid shit going between the amricas,china and whoever else./
>>67843937
here it's a problem with mainland europoors coming over and stealing our moose signs. They actually started just selling them at the borders and in souvenir shops
>>67847672
why do you think he blames the US administration for tricking him about North Korea ?
>>67847672
Likely, but you have to remember that it's this guy's fault in the first place for not only supporting a regime by taking a tour of the shithole, but willingly committing a crime.
No sympathy for traitors like him.
>>67840272
It's funny, the North Korean is right haha yeah you guys can keep him.
>hurrr in NK
>hurrr imma steal something
>>67842432
Nice catch.
>>67847942
wait whut? is he really blaming the us government/ media for making best korea, a nice place to visit. fucking kek. why is it always the entitled retards who never understand the world beyond their snowflake lives.
>>67847997
ture, the dumbass took down a sign, but the reports have changed several times. we'll have to see if the us gets cucked and makes that kid stay. or untill some well timed exchanges happen
>>67839231
>trusting North Korea
Every day their leadership isn't usurped is another day humanity weeps.
>>67839231
Wow that looks totally real and not staged at all
>>67840272
Please launch the fucking nukes already Kimmy, we're tired of waiting
>>67840272
first post. best post
>he confessed to stealing a piece of North Korean propaganda from his hotel's staff-only section to take back to the United States as a "trophy" for someone from his home-town church who offered to pay him for it with the gift of a car worth $10,000.
>is a US American citizen of Aryan Masterrace descent
>Aryan Masterrace
Does /pol/ own LiveLeak?
>>67843265
No, he's literally Jewish.
>>67843421
>>67843486
>>67843615
He stole something because his church friend offered him over 9000 dollars for it.
>>67849329
fuck nevermind
i guess for 9000 USD probably I will risk too
>>67849469
>inb4 you get sentenced to 15 years hard labor for conspiracy against Glorious Leader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5fqunQ_4I
>>67842432
Are you accusing the good people of Best Corea of a misdeed?
>>67849734
IT AINT MEE
IT AINT MEEEEEE
>>67848547
this poster is hillary clinton
>>67847125
you don't.
lrn2scan
175.45.176.0 – 175.45.179.255
handfed NK proxy:
195.154.237.153
>>67849831
honestly, the shaggy defense is fool-proof
>>67844233
Do you enjoy hurting people?
>>67845257
Because the North Koreans told him to. He's going alone with it because he figures that trash talking America will make the North Koreans more inclined to go easy on him.
Fuck him. I hope he enjoys rotting in a North Korean prison camp.
>>67840272
fuck you cannibalistic pigdog manlets
>>67846825
lololol
>>67851001
fuck you oppressive scum
you are in the handbag of Japan and USA
>>67845257
torture is one heck of a method to get people to say what you want
You literally can't trust anything that comes out of his mouth at this point to be his own words.
>>67853326
I like how NK is calling someone oppressive
the sheer irony.
>>67853442
I know DPRK is opressive
only we have it to thank for Republic of Korea
if they do not come here
the West and East will invade us and unite Korea
>>67853529
>unite korea
Hahaha start a revolt in nk first. get your shit together before you want to unite.
>>67842149
Stole a bar mat from a pub in Bradford.
>>67841515
no gains when your diet is half a cup of white rice and a teaspoon of fermented cabbage a day
What a fucking retard.
>>67842149
Is this going to be a /pol/ game now? Steel a flag or other nationalist object from every country you travel to? More points for a country where it's more dangerous to steal from?
>>67839231
so fake
>>67853906
Isreal allready won though.
>>67853672
He can kill and eat other north koreans.
At least he had the guts to try OP. what have you done to benefit this planet?
>>67840272
First post best proxy.
>>67843738
Most of those guys are dead and gone. In the 90s there were still a lot of old WW2 badasses around and not too deteriorated yet.
>>67848378
>is he really blaming the us government/ media
hes probably being forced
I have no fucking sympathy for anyone who willingly sets foot in North Korea
What the fuck did you think was going to happen when a fucking white guy was caught taking down their government banners
>>67854227
>oh yas
nice
>>67854027
You know that the main reason the theft was discovered was because those banners are actually audited by the NK government?
Some poor bastard working at the hotel probably got forced to dig his own grave because the banner wasn't there when the auditor came by to make sure they were displaying every state-mandated propaganda poster they had been issued.
>>67841515
Im sure that North Korea will give him a filling diet that will allow him to get fit
>>67854400
no no no
he will starve
probably he will get beaten a lot
prison is very corrupt here
and government
probably he will mine coal and he will die early
>You can be jailed if you go the wrong way
>I have an idea, lets fucking steal 1.5 meter propaganda board from foreign hotel that have shit tons of cameras to spy on them.
This is retarded beyond repair case.
HAH
>>67842218
He should have his hands chopped off and be sentenced for 150 years hard labour. The sentence is far too light in my opinion.
1. you are to respect foreign countries laws
2. Even more importantly, you are to respect God's law, and God commands that you not steal.
Despicable person. May he rot to death in NK labour camp.
>>67854734
>He should have his hands chopped off
But they are not muslim like you do, mahmud.
>the john mccain of liberal dumbasses
>>67854884
I'm a Christian, nice try dima.
Back to drinking your vodka and injecting your krokodil now.
>>67854718
I really can't understand how people can be stupid enough to defend this moron.
>>67839231
>the songbird of Pyongyang
>>67839231
>be entitled, oblivious, shithead millennial
>visit a Stalinist country
>don't assume you're being closely monitored 24/7
>steal a piece of state propaganda on video so you can post it on Reddit for karma
>get 10 year gulag sentence
I wonder if he's still a socialist Bernie supporter.
NORTH KAREER IS BEST KAREER GRORIOUS READER PROTECT BANNER FROM EVIL AMERICAN PPIGS
Be sure to notice the quiet shoes.
>visit nazi germany
>slap the fuhrer
>complain when you get sentenced to execution by firing squad
>>67856355
>visit North kareer
>fuck grorious reader in butthole at Ryugyong hotel
>get sentenced to 1000 years hard labor
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????
>>67840272
Are you an American Visitor or Actual North Korean??
>>67839231
>in possibly the worst country in the world
>and you try to steal something from a hotel, that obviously is going to have cameras
stupid fucking kid.
>Be a Canadian
>Come To Australia for a 2 month holiday in 2013
>Posting on pol
>Forgot to Shitpost
>5 Years hard labor
STREWTH
when you are in a country follow their laws
>>67840272
>>67840272
>>67841168
>>67841286
>>67842849
It's refreshing to see that /pol/'s ideas of proportional punishment are the same as North Korea's.
>>67840272
wtf???? how is this possibel lol
야 정보전사냐 아니면 중국에서 ip끌어다 쓰는거냐 니
>>67854000
>He can kill and eat other north koreans.
low grade meat not enough protein for sufficient gains, do you even lift bro
>>67839231
>there's ONE camera in north korea
>he commits a crime infront of it
>>67839231
This doesn't add up.
>be American in most closed and repressive society on Earth
>Take huge sign in building hallway that everyone will notice is missing
>Act surprised when caught
>>67854884
Brit bong btfo. Russia greatest ally
>>67857316
>>67853529
>>67853326
>>67851001
Let the banter commence
>>67839231
Dumb Fuck - most likely a liberal. At least he will get to see what living in a communist utopia is all about.
>>67857602
>America egging them on as usual
>>67839231
His punishment doesn't fit the crime.
But his sheer fucking retardation sure does.
What a stupid fucking cunt
>>67857519
He's a typical millennial that thinks daddy will come bail him out. Funny how he's not against the American Empire when he wants a diplomat to come bail him out of the flagrant crime he committed.
>stealing Best Korean propaganda wall scroll
did the hipster faggot think money grows on trees in Best Korea? THEY DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY ONE TO REPLACE WHAT HE STOLE
i hope he liked that banner because the stupid faggot will be sewing ones just like it for the next 15 years for free, for glorious communist party
>>67842298
>implying malnourished korealets who work 15 hours a day hard labor could rape anybody
>>67857802
If it was 30 on 1, maybe?
>>67853529
야 니 머하는새끼고? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
>>67844642
>muh moral relativism
Eat shit pinko
>>67857783
>implying a political offender will pull a posh assignment such as sweatshop duty
This retard is going to be working 16 hour shifts in a mine until he starves to death or his back breaks.
>>67857802
>korealets
Top kek.
>>67854027
I can't look at this guy without feeling sorry anymore. It's not funny anymore guys, it's making me sad. I want to laugh again guys.
>>67839231
Fifteen fucking years for being a dumb cunt, why on earth would you attempt to steal a poster in North-Korea, unbelievable how dumb people can be.
That being said I don't believe that he will serve the full 15 years.
>>67858918
He's also 21...you cant be this retarded in foreign lands
>>67839231
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=944_1458232252
what a shitty fucking banner to steal. also how the fuck was he planning on getting that on the plane, it's framed lmao
>>67840272
Based Best Korea. I fucking love you.
>>67858576
ARE YOU KIDDING ME????>>67859034
>>67858918
>That being said I don't believe that he will serve the full 15 years.
Only because North Korea won't exist for so long.
>>67840272
how do you even get a NK proxy?
>>67840272
If you walk to a government building in most countries and snatch a poster, they'll either pay no mind or ask if you'd like more copies of it. I thought posters were meant to be distributed. I've never heard of a propaganda poster that was meant to be secret.
>>67858918
>>67859034
he was drunk
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3413384/UVA-student-drinking-vodka-5am-told-tour-leader-didn-t-want-leave-arrested-North-Korea-activities-against-state.html
Is there an actual video of him receiving the verdict?
>>67859492
yes and he cried like a little faggot after it but I am not going to be your google bitch
>>67840272
I agree with you there but surely this will hurt tourism at a time when you need it?
Also, in our country, if you act like a monkey we make you President.
>>67859462
but it's nk you turd brain
>>67859584
I have seen him crying but in the video they never told him the verdict. he was crying before the verdict.
>>67859787
Just trying to understand their logic here.
>>67859835
there is video of him crying after the verdict stop trying to bait for a link cuck
>>67840272
Get off your proxy Aussie
>>67859987
liar
>>67860184
stay uninformed you lazy fuck
>>67859468
Proud of my university. Constantly making the news. If it's not a false gang rape it's an idiot fratcuck being a retard.
Wahoowah
>>67846825
Did Nazi see that coming.
>>67854734
fucking edgy faggot britcuck.
>>67854619
>beaten a lot
As if he's not going to be 6 inches taller and have 40 lbs on the biggest inmate they can produce
![iran%203[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/defvznJ.jpg "iran%203[1].jpg")
>>67860901
Be quiet nigger.
