The year is 2187.
Scientists create the first time machine.
You sneak into their lab at night to use it.
You only have enough juice for one trip back in time.
What political event do you stop or change?
For me it's the creation of the 2nd Amendment.
I modify it to "the right to bear only non-automatic weapons", and that's as fair as I can make it.
>>67838950
Back to plebbit.
Marx and engels would no longer exist in human history.
>>67838950
I would save the empire.
Uh, let's see. I go back to Rome, since I speak Latin. Then I take over, and start the Scientific Revolution two thousand years early.
Time for this thread again, is it?
The answer is simple, Stop god from creating Eve
I'd kidnap myself as a 12 year old and fuck myself to make some world ending masturbatory paradox.
>>67838950
universal suffrage never should have happened, only those who own property or military/ ex-military should be able to vote, whichever point in time would prevent that from ever being changed is where I'd head
I stop the French Revolution
>>67838950
Kill Noah and sink his ark
Bait thread, but I'll reply anyway:
Kill Gavrilo Princip
>automatic weapons are already heavily controlled to the point of a de facto ban
so you waste time travel doing FUCKING NOTHING?
topcuck
>>67838950
I'd either modify the second amendment to say "including automatic weapons, you dumb commies" because I'm not a fucking cuck like you, or I'd take care of it along with many other problems by killing father Abraham before he had any sons.
>>67838950
The first humans in history
>not killing Muhummad
Destroy the Democratic Party.
>>67839940
mate, what? Literally being born in the wrong class and you get ass fucked by the others for the rest of your life
The sexual revolution
>>67838950
i would go back to yesterday and ask that qt girl out. if my boss fires me, so be it
>>67838950
Stop Alexander the Great from invading India and leaving the Persians for their own business.
>>67840754
the french revolution
>>67840754
it was the beginning of the end of civilization
>go back to when god bestowed man with the 10 commandments
>add the 11th commandment "kill all shitskins"
well lads, it's been a long time coming but i've finally perfected my time machine. to what end, you ask? kill hitler? stop 9/11? no, no, my naive friend. you see, i intend for my delicate ballsack to be poking out of the soil in the centre of hiroshima on august 6th, 1945.
>>67840995
Wanna elaborate?
H.R. 7837
>>67838950
i stop 9/11 because the world turned to shit afterwards
Help Hitler
Make sure Hitler wins
>>67838950
>Go back to 1939 Germany
>Get out of time machine
>Destroy time machine
Assassinate Alberto Barbosa
>>67838950
I would stop JFK's assassination out of curiosity.
>>67839394
Take Kant out while you're at it and yes. That.
>>67838950
Simple: Kill off Moses Amschel Bauer to wipe the Rothchild Line out completely.
IDGAF if I can't go back.
>>67841143
Get into the art school?
>not going back to Trudeau's inauguration and celebrating
ffs
>>67838950
Id collect all the data i possibly could from now, go back, and i would convince the government to side with the nazis before japan bombed pearl harbor
Time machines cannot ever exist. If they did, then we'd be getting time travelers from years 2100 to 20000000000000000000000000000010 all coming back and checking things out.
>>67838950
Ford Theater.
>outside the VIP Booth
>see John Wilkes Booth approaching
>grab him off the side
>"Lincoln will deport all of the slaves once the war is over, killing him now only ensures they stay here and denigrate society"
>FBIstats.jpg
>wait until after hes done it
>return home
>without having to fund EBT and gibsmedats the US has colonized every planet in the MilkyWay
>Canada and Europe are the 51st and 52nd states
>entire population of Africa was sent to Mars
>no intervention, dindus free to live as kangs n qwens
>25 years later the planet implodes
>>67838950
Go back to beginning of oxygen-breathing life emerging. Urinate and jerk off all over the place.
Life is a polical event.
>>67841088
what do you mean? it spread the poisons liberalism and egalitarianism across europe
I stop the Industrial Revolution from ever happening.
>>67841424
Who is to say that doesn't happen in an alternate timeline, and we just never see it?
>>67840953
good man
>>67838950
I'll tell the 2nd Crusaders the plans of the Islamic armies and tell them all the mistakes not to make.
Alps I would tell them all about health and hygiene and basic medical care.
>>67841593
Commie
i would tell hitler that normandy was the main attack and not the diversion.
>>67838950
Kill baby Kissinger
The world would be much better now
>>67841595
So we just so happen to be in the one timeline where nobody travels too? We're the original progenitor timeline and all the trillions and quadrillions of parallel universes that branch off are the ones that receive the time travelers? That's statistically unlikely.
I'd to back three months and win the 1.3 billion powerball
>>67841464
South American people live under dictatorships, you have no idea how many wonders those french ideals would do if they were applied here, it's too easy to deny their importance when they are already part of your countries and you don't know how's life without them, just some food for though. End of civilization was in 1917
>>67838950
save her
>>67841733
Industrialization is literally the source of all of the woes on earth today. Including many that you right wingers point out - SJWism, faggotry, etc. Do you think if men still needed to be men we'd have all this bullshit?
But we're not even likely to have an inhabitable planet by 2187, to be quite honest.
Op you picked a really faggy thing to go back and change
I would go back to nam and win
>>67841789
>Not killing Pinochet
>>67838950
0/10
I'd advise Hitler to massacre the British at Dunkirk ( and take the Invasion of Britain more seriously in general) and to hold off on the invasion of the Soviet Union.
>>67841819
Time is a construct or to measure the time that passes by, in reality I doubt the past exist and the future has yet to be created.
>>67842017
>killing pinochet
Someone give this ausfag a helicopter ride.
>>67838950
I would remove kebab once and for all
I would go back in time and bend over our prehistoric ancestor
I am the missing link
You are welcome
>>67841893
>eating the hand that feeds
>>67842037
Soviets were getting ready to invade Germany the longer you wait the stronger they would have been.
If I am alive by 2187 that means there is some kind of treatment to increase longevity. I will dedicate years to understand it and be able to create it myself even if there was no tech around.
Then I would travel back to when the first humans appeared and lead them to greatness
>>67841959
Can't stop a industrial revolution with one death. Kill one industrial head, another will rise. There were a dozen men responsible for it who made America great.
Now go kill yourself you commie.
>>67838950
Kill Mohammed
>>67838950
End of the battle of Waterloo. I shoot the Rothschild Messenger in the face
>>67842091
>time is just a construct to measure time
I think you've had enough weed for one day.
>>67842100
>Trust me Augusto, I'll sort that 120% inflation
I'd somehow convince America to nuke the Soviet Union so the Cold War never happens.
I would go back tp the night the OP was conceived and tell OP's dad to settle for a blow job.
I'd travel to when Marx's mother was pregnant and give a good ol' sucker punch to the gut
>>67841893
The French thought that too. You'll notice just recently that
>France brought in a bunch of people who wanted them dead
>The same bunch of people they brought in killed a bunch of people that they wanted dead
>The public were given the chance to get rid of this bunch less than a week later
>They didn't take it because the bunch were just "misunderstood"
>To show how "misunderstood" one of this group was and to say thanks for letting them stay they stabbed a teacher in the neck the very day after the vote
>VIVA LA FRANCAIS!
>>67841444
trips of truth from based Bolivian
i go back as far as i can so i can punch god in the face
>>67842091
put the maple syrup down, I think you've had enough for today, leaf.
>>67838950
really nigga? out of all the things..
>>67838950
I would go back in time to tell op to be more creative with his bait
>>67838950
Shut up, nu-faggot.
>>67839870
hear hear
>>67839634
I would save it to then m8
>>67841759
Yeah, because that's where things went wrong
I go back in time and warn the prime minister that he needs to send his letter informing the american colony that he agrees to their parliamentary representation EARLY, thus preventing the needless and avoidable revolutionary war and securing the anglosphere dominance for all eternity.
WW2 would never happen, the cold war would never happen, slavery would never happen (no niggers in the USA then) Rhodesia would still exist, africa would be civilized, all indians would have a toilet.
>>67841424
No, you fucking idiot. JCVD and the TimeCops prevent future unauthorized time travel.
Christ, it's like your ignorance knows no bounds.
>>67838950
Go to WWII Hungary and gleefully throw Soros into an oven
>>67838950
>go back in time to 1913
>befriend Austrian painter
>"try to spread your ideology before attacking"
>give ww2 encyclopedia with all major events
>give him my grandfather's tank cereal code or whatever and tell him to fuck off it
>live out rest of life as high ranking ss official
>>67839634
What happened to it?
I don't actually know.....
>>67838950
I would go meet Kennedy and help him.
>>67841143
>mfw Hitler had dozens of time travellers helping him on his side, but there was also dozens of time travellers on the other side helping the allies, and hitler started the war in the first place because jewish time travelers had been trying to assassinate him his whole life for seemingly no reason
>>67844508
That is probably the best idea yet.
Make sure the British people are good mates with Adolf before shit gets real. Then boom no opposition.
>>67844161
ruddy brilliant
>>67839805
Lilith was apparently very hairy and dark. We'd all be brazilian today if you did that.
Kill Mayer Bowerburg while he's still a kid, return to find the world in a new Golden age.
UNITE ORGANIZE AND EDUCATE INDIAN AMERICANS TO FIGHT THE EUROPEAN INVASION AND THEN INVADE EUROPE.
>>67842037
>get rid of göring and take UK radars more seriously
>commandeer a navy
>tell him the enigma machine has been compromised
>tell him about fuckboi von staufenburg just because
>tell him the US makes the atom bomb by 1945
>fuck Stalingrad, listen to your generals
>bring him a present, like my FN Scar H
18wheneverMarxwentcommie
>convince him that capitalism is love and capitalism is life
>manipulate him enough that he invents hyper capitalism instead of communism
>USSR rises
>as a fascist powerhouse
>World War II essentially just "who's the bigger fascist" between Hitler and Stalin
>absolutely zero faggots, niggers, and other misc. shitskins left
>moon by 1950
>Mars by 1975
>Alpha Centauri by 2000
>???
>Profit.
>>67840713
Mohammed was an inevitability, not an inflection point in history.
Kill Constantine at the Battle of the Milvian Bridge to stop monotheism in its tracks, or hell, kill Abraham and keep it from starting in the first place.
>>67845146
capped
>>67838950
well I would go back in time and make sure you where never born, thats as fair as I can make it
Nothing, because the most likely outcome is that things will correct themselves and history will still follow its course regardless of what i do.
Like the case with killing baby Hitler but ending up becoming Hitler yourself
>Travel back to 1996
>Intercept Hamilton on his way too Dunblane primary school
>Shiv him with a sharpened spoon
>Firearm ban never gets passed
>>67838950
>thinking the founders would change anything because some time traveling witch told them to
>>67838950
>automatic weapons
>1700's
everyone would think that you're an idiot
>>67847006
Good idea
>>67846149
Post please
>>67838950
Make sure Islam never becomes widespread.
>>67838950
simple, we kill baby mohammed
This...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NnyVc8r2SM
>>67838950
Travel back in time and kill OP
>>67838950
HEIL HITLER!
>>67838950
I would change 9/11
Have it hit some other country so the US would not be so involved with it, and the economy would still be thriving as it was alright before
>>67842091
>time is a social construct
Fucking 2015phobes, you're a fucking 2145-kid,
Assassinate Lincoln as soon as he is elected to ensure their will be a Confederate States of America.
This thread is the literal definition of Autism.
I help Hitler to make Europe great again
>>67839759
Rome spoke English retard
>>67838950
Remove Merkel
>>67838950
write in the rights to secession and nullification into the Constitution.
Constitutional prohibition on a central bank
>>67838950
I would kill my baby self and get off this ride.
>>67838950
I'd go forward n amount of time and bring back as much info about sports scores, stocks and any other stuff I could make money off of instead.
Good-bye Plato
>>67838950
Go back in time, somehow convince Hitler not to go to war with Poland (despite the atrocities being committed on the ethnic Germans there). Implore him to wait untill the Soviets begin their mass take over of Europe with their Marxists army. Soviets attack and Europe including Britian all join forces to destroy them, meanwhile Germany takes back its ethnic territory after saving Poland from Bolschevism. Aryans are not divided by a horrible war, Hitlers Germany stands as a shining jewel of Western Culture, all other countries emulate it, life is good.
