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Put government, religion, bonus and nukes in your name please.
State color and starting location
NRA
Ohio (start around city)
Green
Anarchy
New Age
>>67834830
california red facist
>>67834830
El Zorro Republic
California
Dark
>>67834830
Can't advertise on /int/ for some reason, says I have to wait longer, can someone else?
>>67835161
start around city
That 26 T opening ;)
>>67835168
Damn
Ok southern Texas
Change name to BBQ Empire
Op could i roll twice i have to leave for like 15mins
>>67834830
>The Second Clamreich
>New England, surrounding city
>blue
>anarchy/new age
Blue
Christian Republic
Empire of trump
gold
New York
Anarchy
Islamic
>>67835343
Monarchy
Christianity
Color gray
>>67834830
> Canadian Invaders
> michigan, upper peninsula by city
> Anarchist
> Christian
>>67834830
Greater Iowa
Michigan UP (around the city)
Light blue
Salt Lake City
"The Collectivity"
Communist
New Age
>>67835594
Thank you my lord and savior ill be right back just Fill out Ohio any spill start towards Virginia
>>67835631
>>67834830
Forgot to quote OP.
>>67835616
>>67834830
Change starting location to the city in Iowa
Christian
Anarchy
>>67834830
Virgins(lel)
any color
Virginia
Republic
New Age
put my name exactly as stated
>>67835962
forgot shit
>>67835804
I mean you no harm, but I will be aiming for Illinois and across the Canadian border.
>>67834830
Any open slot
>New England Republic
>New England
facist
>Pagan
AIDS Skrillex
Maroon
Anarchy
New Age
Seattle
almost ready, takes awhile to get started
>>67834830
>>67835496
Since two people just joined directly next to me I'll switch to the Florida city if its not tool late
>>67836080
Why do you want Illinois? There's just niggers and hicks there.
>>67834830
Fighting Irish
lime green
Florida around the city
>>67836401
Soon they will be Canadian rape baby's
Kyrios want to form a western coalition?
>>67836472
fasism and christianity
>>67834830
Expand, PUNKS RULE!
Ah shit, I want to play but these threads generally last a few hours.
Make your next game one of those quick ones.
>>67836590
Western like the movies but with communist and even more BBQs? Hell yeah!
>>67836356
hey man i liked the last game i played with you, am i in?
>>67836518
Fine, take northern IL, we have no objections and offer an alliance for cheap ethanol and HFCS
>>67834830
any colour
Ayodolf O' Hila and tha Kangz
Detroit.
>>67837127
>>67834830
Communist Pagan Dindus
>>67835721
ayy can you stay west of the Appalachians? you can have that new England city, I want to have a productive alliance
Dindu Nuffin
Preferably black
Northwest mississipi
Republic
Christian
>>67837364
Ayo senpai, we be bix nood n shiet?
>>67837440
Das rite family, we niggas gud in da hud
>>67837127
>>67837250
>>67837440
sorry too late, you can take over for any rage quitters
>>67837050
Put you in georgia because florida city was already claimed
>>67837666
Aww sheeeeeet muh nigga, dis be rayciss, i be trashin dis sity tonite famm
>>67837666
Surround city and march south
>>67837666
Trips lol
Get the rest of southern texas
>>67837666
Expand into Orergon. I've done my research.
>>67837666
Attempt to surround NER. Bonus into unclaimed land:3
>>67837666
Take that city, fill Eastern Virginia
if there is spills go into Eastern North Carolina
>>67835721
once you get back can you read >>67837251
this please I will ally you to help you do this
>>67837666
Expand in California
>>67837868
(pali)
take west ohio im back
>>67837882
>>67837666
actually wait I realize my mistake, surround the city and then fill my region
>>67837949
Pali
>>67837666
Fill northern iowa, spills go south along eastern border of iowa and missouri
>>67837882
Deal. IF you can help me claim New England I will help you in your future Endeavors
Punks surrender.
>>67838069
alright, lemme get all of modern virginia and then I'll go help. In guns we trust.
>>67837666
I think you mean louisianna, expand throughout territory
>>67834830
Wojak
Texas
Darkest blue
Anarchy
New age
>>67837949
How do you already have +2?
Also want an alliance? Praise Jesus and pass the ammunition!
>>67837666
fill florida
>>67837917
there was only one mupdate, you can't roll this round because you already did before
>>67838315
Disregard this, I will take over for any quitters
>>67838338
that was last game my bad and sure i could use a mid west ally
>>67838614
? This is my roll: >>67837868
This is me pointing out the pali:>>67837917
That second one was just pointing it out to you :)
>>67838662
Then take off that +2 bonus already.
>>67838852
Well im about to capture a city so im leaving it on lol
>>67837949
>>67838810
Sorry, I meant to reply to NRA
>>67838852
Stfu you commie ass wipe once i get out west your done
>>67838662
Excellent, especially since there are those at our gates who would deny us our God-given rights...
>>67838931
OHHHH the dubs your right what was i ever thinking :S
>>67837780
>>67837597
still here, because we've got some quitters
>>67837949
You're supposed to state that you're taking a city for 3 turns. You only said that you're taking west ohio you cheating fuck.
>>67839117
no it happens over 3 turns of surrounding it
he has 2 parts of it, this will be the 3rd
>>67838898
You're not capturing shit because you didn't roll to capture it. Take that +2 bonus off.
>>67839117
No lol it just says you have to surround the city nothing about saying you have to capture it read the rolls you fuck
>>67839206
ANYONE WHO KILLS THE COMMIE IS MY ALLY!!!
Let me know if I missed anything.
I think AIDS quit, so somebody might be able to jump in
>>67839273
Oh well looks like I'm getting a bonus too even though the map hasn't been updated yet hur dur.
>>67839379
Fill Virginia and then kill the barbs
if there is some left over then spill into Eastern NC and then SC
>>67839379
Take west Ohio
>>67839474
Pali... again
>>67839379
Fill out California. Spill over goes into Nevada.
>>67839545
Pali OP
>>67839379
March south, filling the region on the way
Fill New York, defending if attacked. Bonus into unclaimed land:3, bonus:2
>>67839379
Fill Iowa
Fill rest of territory, expanding north if spill
also how does anyone have 2 marks on a city when there has only been one turn?
>>67839829
Idk ask NRA. If he's not going to correct his cheating ways then why should I?
>>67839829
NRA had to miss a turn, OP let him roll twice and probably filled it in then for laziness
what are you talking about
>>67839829
They're all wrong, I'm not counting it
>>67838406
hey would you be ok if I got the SC city and you got the Alabama city? I want to avoid unnecessary conflict
>>67839379
Keep filling that region
Red and Light Blue are available for newfags, will double your roll if you start over.
>>67840350
kill the barbs, spill into SC towards that city
>>67840350
Finish California .Spill goes into Nevada
>>67840350
Fill newyork, spill goes into maine. Defend if attacked.
Take west Ohio any spill kill the Barbs. +2 now from city!!!!!!
>>67840433
>>67840350
>The one time palis are worth more than dubs
what is this retarded shit, it should be the other way around
>>67840350
Expand west into winsconsin
>>67840350
Travel to the city in southern IL via the eastern borders of Iowa and Missouri and surround it. Avoid going through northern IL.
>>67840350
Fill the teritory that i have 1 space in
>>67840350
Finish the regionand go northeast
>>67840350
O shit mate, I didn't notice you put me in
Attack barbs
>>67841334
Name fix
>>67841499
DEATH TO BARBS
>>67841499
keep killing Barbs
if spills fill my region and then the next city south
>>67841590
>getting a 0 gives you more than two turns of dubs
wew this roll system
Attack blue, defending if needed. Bonus:4. Spill into Pennsylvania
>>67841499
Invade Barbarians in Arizona south east with my (+5 invading bonus from facism) and my bonus in general
>>67841499
Fill rest of territory, spilling to the southern territory that has the rest of louisianna and florida in it
>>67841499
Fill more Michigan
>>67841499
Surround the city in southern IL. Spills go to fill Iowa and the rest of southern IL.
>>67841499
Missed my rol>>67841059
Keep going east
>>67841876
sorry, mixed you up with red army
>>67840441
>>67841716
accidentally gave you too much in oregon because I mixed up the rolls, but everyhting else is the same
>>67843009
its cool OP keep doing your thing
>>67843106
Your bonus should be +3, nevada isnt a region itself
>>67843210
thanks for catching that
>>67843226
Finally finish killing the barbs, fill my region and then go to the city south of me
kill barbs
>>67843226
Head west towards north Dakota
>>67843226
Get that eastern region, then north
>>67843300
What the hell is a region anyways? Anyways invade Aids in Washington. Capital is main priority
Fill pennsylvania , spill expands south
>>67843226
take the rest of that little bit of territory and invade the barbarians
>>67843210
And you should have a bonus of +2 you don't own the midwest region.
>>67843226
Fill Southern IL
>>67843695
his bonus should be +4 because he has two regions and a city
before you comment on my bonus I put it to this as this is what it will be next turn
>>67843503
Each region is an area within bold lines, and they give you a +1 bonus if you control the whole thing
>>67843431
Forgot bonus +2 from monarchy+city
>>67843695
How does it feel to have such a low IQ calicuck? Our IQ is one of the highest
>>67843825
I think you're misinterpreting regions as a state. If his argument was true than none of us would have bonuses besides capitals.
>>67843902
Thanks for the clarification OP
>>67843951
uhh that is a very wrong region map for the US in general, and a region is the thing in fucking bold lines you blind fuck. He has fully filled two regions.
>>67844117
That map is made by the U.S census from the federal government. Apparently it's "very wrong" huh?
>>67844380
kill barbs
>>67844380
Fill out Oregon. Spill over goes to invading Washington
>>67844380
finish my region and then go to the city south of me, fuck barbs
>>67844400
thats not the census map, pic related is.
>>67844455
Allience?
>>67844553
Alliance faggot??
>>67844455
spill goes towards southern Indiana
>>67844555
if you plan to attack me, me and him are already allied
>>67844597
no you are on the other side of the continent
>>67844555
i have to because you wasted trips to ask me
Attack NRA. Bonus:5
>>67844380
finish filling south IL, fill our half of missouri and spill into nebraska
>>67844380
Go for the city in dakota
>>67844694
>>67844754
>this
wew
NRA I'll help you after I surround this SC city
>>67844380
Finish east region
>>67844455
>>67844754
I change my dub roll to kill trump
>>67844787
That pali wew
>>67844757
Could i ask a favor as an alliance member to take the rest of the barbs at by me because i must fight trump on my other front
>>67844455
I took off ten points because I haven't been enacting your new age penalty
>>67844380
>>67844757
>>67844787
Those palis are good for 36, OP do we get nukes and if so can we nuke cities?
>>67844380
continue killing barbarians, start in northern state they are in
>>67844981
>>67844870
Thats fine but i asked to go attack the Trump
>>67845102
forgot my bonus
>>67845110
>>67845007
Requesting alliance or NAP with you comrades
>>67845397
You help with the trump ill give you whatever you like
>>67845194
Irish want to ally?
>>67845397
Sure. I'm going to kill the barbarians in northern IL but you can have it afterward, I don't want chiraq
>>67845511
Sure man, I think that would be a great idea
Three Injuns merge into super tribes
>>67845901
you didn't count my roll, I should have the region I am in as well as 5 tiles in SC
>>67845901
Attack NRA, defending if attacked. Bonus:5
Attack trump ruin him like he'll ruin this country
>>67845973
Updated tripcode
>>67845901
Finish that one tile in Washington. The 6 tiles in Oregon get fill out and invade the barbarians in Arizona.
>>67845901
Fill north Dakota and Minnesota
If spills fill Michigan
>>67845901
>>67845572
>>67845397
>>67844802
Calling on my friends to help me with this fake hair fuck
>>67846077
OP that dub gives me 27 points just to let you know.
>>67845901
I find it interesting that the barbarians are only going westward...
>>67845901
Continue the fight against the barbarians
>>67845901
I said Nebraska, can you move the three tiles you gave me in kansas there?
Anyhow, split roll between attacking the barbarians around Chicago, and filling nebraska
>>67845901
Fill the eastern territory and then go northwest
>>67846295
they started in the west and you didnt take care of them before it got out of control
>>67846333
Irish let's reinforce the west coast. We're two major powers.
>>67846155
one second I need to sort out my roll
>>67845901
You missed my roll>>67844553
my roll last turn would have me fill my region and then 5 tiles in SC. In my picture I have highlighted the tiles I should have in light blue. I want you to fill the tiles I have in red with this post's roll and then attack Trump
>>67845961
fixed
>>67846533
look at my post pls>>67846480
>>67846333
HOLY TRIPS, thats 37, spill south, into Louisianna and florida
>>67846434
I will come aid in the fight of the barbarians
>>67837868
>>67841680
>>67843510
Holy shit, I need three nukes for these rolls!
>>67846880
Oh thank you my friend thank you.
>>67846901
2 of those are worth 26 so no
>>67846901
you got 0 nukes from those rolls
>>67846901
the 868 is the only roll over 30
How do you even get a nuke?
>>67847010
*1 sorry I mixed up palis and dubs
You're right, i fucked up the values. One nuke for me only.
>>67839474
>>67838898
But thanks for reminding me about my 2
>>67847051
Roll over 30 gets you one, roll over 70 gets three
>>67847200
>>67846183
I rolled a 27. With a bonus of +4 I get one nuke.
>>67847427
It's only the roll value, I presume.
>>67847427
I don't think it works like that
>>67845901
What say you OP?
>>67847427
Bonuses don't count or late game would just be retarded
you only got 26 not 27 anyway
>>67847148
>67839474
No, that's only 20
>>67847542
nevermind I cannot read poster IDs
>>67847542
Are you kidding me you added a bonus to your roll and you got a nuke but I can't.
>>67847541
Only the roll value or everyone will start getting nukes every turn.
I haven't been keeping track of who has nukes.
Ill play for a few more turns but would anyone be willing to take over for me?
>>67847708
No I didn't I have no nukes
nobody who rolled nukes so far got it through bonus because you can't
You have 1 nuke
Trump has 1 nuke
>>67847710
Invade Utah. If points remain invade New Mexico. I can take over OP
Attack Trump
>>67847710
Attack Green. Bonus:5
>>67847710
alright I said attack trump with the remainder of my roll
read my post carefully please
Finish filling SC and then attack Trump
>>67847913
I believe you only have one nuke, because
>>67839474
^This adds up to 20
>>67847913
You only have one nuke. That adds up to a 20
>>67847710
Get that area and keep going north
>>67847710
Eradicate the Chicago barbarians, cede what we take back to the NRA. Spills go to fill missouri.
>>67847710
I thought I would have taken over the barbarians completely, and then some, they only roll 8 a turn
Anyways, finish them off, and take louisianna/florida territory
>>67848393
Palis, thats 20 + 7 + 3
>30
>>67848496
You don't use bonus to get nukes, we talked about this already
>>67848496
>>67848598
I would have 3 nukes, i still have one tho
>>67848699
>this dubs gives me a nuke, its get value is above 30
>>67848393
Oh do they roll 8 on this map? I just do 10 because that's what it is on other maps. I don't know who's wrong but regardless they wouldn't have been dead
>>67848099
This dubs gives me a nuke
>>67848958
if it was a roll yes it would have
GUYS, YOU ONLY GET NUKES IF YOUR -ROLL- IS OVER 30, NOT YOUR OTHER POSTS ITT.
>>67848958
kek
>>67849128
>>67849030
We gotta have a fucking investigation right here. Show me your nuke rolls and let's see if you rolled a nuke or not.
>>67849228
I'm really curious on how you got them
Giving Califags the OP roll now, please take over.
Remember that the supertribe currently gets 41 ts
>>67837868
My nuke roll:
>>67837868
>>67848835
I just want to say first of all I'm not trying to bitch at you, i love you OP, doing these games is a great service, and I dont usually count because i trust you, but since i got trips i counted to see, because there is time between posts, and i thought i counted that i would have more land than in those two territories, if i am wrong its cause i suck at counting, but yea if i bitch about not gaining land just confirm it and tell me to shut the fuck up
>>67849334
Can you atleast post the map update?
>>67849367
In all of these games i think Palis should be
xyxy not zyxy, 3 in a row palis are kinda lame unless i am the one getting them
they dont feel like a get, 2727 feels like a get
but 9727 that feels like singles
>>67849228
I should have three nukes by your standard
>>67838338
>>67844757
>>67847200
>>67849367
That still doesn't explain how Trump and Iowa got nukes. 2 at that.
TO WHOEVER IS DOING THE MAP
I have to sleep, just turn me into a barb horde
>>67849806
No you should only have one. The 8338 pali wasn't a roll, the 00 dub wasn't a roll. By your standards you should only have one nuke >>67844757
Which is this.
>>67849334
could you please post the most recent map tho??
>>67850118
Where was your roll then?
>>67849334
Post the update and I'll take over.
>>67850363
I never had one I just wanted to expose your fake ass. An eye for an eye.
OP ARE YOU HERE??? ARE YOU DOING THE MAP UPDATE OR SHOULD >>67850380
TAKE OVER???
>>67850767
come on, is this thread gonna die before anything even happens??
>>67851297
someone tell me a good program i can get for a Mac so i can do these threads, i have the shittiest image editing programs and ive downloaded like 5 of them, no dump tool, they 'fix' your lines for you, someone tell me, i will be the fastest and best OP ever
some1 bump or thread is dead, it already istho...
>>67851431
help
>>67834830
Thread dead?
>>67852886
Threads dead baby, threads dead.
Tho if someone could answer me this>>67851431
i could OP for hours on end, and update fast
>>67853591
I don't know, does paint.net have a mac version?
>>67853689
i wish i could use microsoft paint, its so simple, literally the programs i download have limits for the size of the images you can do, and they have all the tools hidden in different places
Welp
G_G
Gnight
