What a terrible last QT before Easter.
THE NEIL in 5.
anime
muh cultures
>>67826552
WHat a terrible last thread before this week.
it's almost time
The black market does not care about national borders, therefore we need international government.
First for based neil
>We need to be in the EU to learn about Europe
Can't dodge the Rodge
>i'm 17
well then you can't vote then so fuck off
Almost time for comfy
Reminder that you need to be in an unfair political union to learn about the cultures in it. Silly bint.
>75m t*rks
I have my shortbread and coffee ready for TW
>unarticulate
hoyl fucking shit
Claps for Helmer??
>UNARTICULATE
>Turkey in schengen
Jesus. Genuinely a disturbing thought.
>snp again
Mute
oh my god why can't this bitch just shut up
Tasmina is irritating
>>67826799
SHUT YA MAWF, she works in marketing
>>67826780
>drinking coffee this late at night
tea only m8
>>67826802
>unarticulate
>>67826780
>Pumping yourself full of caffiene at 12am
What is wrong with you, m8?
>unarticulate
>>67826802
Their border is porous as fuck too. Ridiculous.
if you look closely you'll see tasmina has her eyes on the side of her head instead of the front
to spot predators
No one should have clapped for that uppity bitch
>muh men in suits
>muh facts don't suit me so its not facts
>More womyn need to be involved.
>What we would gain if we stayed
>What we would be losing if we left
Nice biased questions, missus
>>67826802
history will look back on it as the start of the great european race war
"politicians sound UNarticulate on this issue"
>Hmmmm
> What would we GAIN by staying? What would we LOSE by leaving?
Opinion Discarded.
>>67826801
>>67826862
Jesus fucking christ.
THAT'S IT I AM OUT
Women are a homogeneous bunch, equivalent to farmers
>we need more women
For what? for fucking what? WHY DO THEY NEVER EXPLAIN WHY WE NEED MORE WOMEN
>UNARTICULATE
Is there a name for words which contradict their meaning?
>tasmina
curried bitch.
>>67826860
>>67826871
I'm a caffeine junkie plus I have a newborn and I'm on the first few shifts
>>67826897
One eye on the streets, one on the NEETs
>"Fishermans"
>>67826980
cock ups
>irvine welsh
why
>Muh Wymxn
Oh shut the fuck up.
>>67826979
women are more likely to be lefty pro EU scum
>>67826993
who's the father?
>>67826944
>>67826884
>>67826862
>>67826801
>>67826799
Is that a type of lorry?
I work in marketing and I'm absolutely DISGUSTED by the lack of ukeleles and computer generated talking comedy animals in the whole EU debate.
>unarticulate
>>67827002
One eye on the tories, one on the bankers' bonuses
Worst QT in recent memory
>>67826980
you could describe her as pretentious
>the marconi social club
no wonder this episode looked like shit
>trainspotting author on qt
£5 says he's a MUH BENNIES MUH BANKERS statist wanker
D O O L E Y
>>67827041
He's the meme panellist
>Stacey dooley
>>67827011
Fishermens and Fisherwomens you sexist
>mfw this whole episode
>>67827062
you.
I missed QT lads. How was it?
Anyone decent on the panel?
WILL MOLLY BE ON THIS WEEK??
>>67827062
Some black guy from Syria of course :^)
She's mine anon, mine
>>67827176
Boring, just get ready for based neil up next
>>67827065
You. I don't like you.
>>67827074
kek for ukeleles
THIS WEEK IS GO
>thunderbirds intro
OH MY FUCKING GOD
THIS WEEK ARE GO!
>>67826930
The EU shills are absolutely shameless.
>tv license advert
REEEEEE
>>67827176
Weak chinned libertarian patriot man and Based Helmer, was a pretty mediocre ep t b h
wew lads
>>67827241
>>67827176
What we're the topics? Was their a lot of shiling?
>dat Putin
>dat Gideon
My sides
Nice bit of racemixing promotion before this week, love it
>>67827041
"As well as recreational drug use, Welsh's fiction and non-fiction is dominated by the question of working class and Scottish identity in the period spanning the 1960s to the present day. Within this, he explores the rise and fall of the council housing scheme, denial of opportunity, sectarianism, football, hooliganism, sex, suppressed homosexuality, dance clubs, low-paid work, freemasonry, Irish republicanism, sodomy, class divisions, emigration and, perhaps most of all, the humour, prejudices and axioms of the Scots."
For fuck's sake how do the Scots keep producing these fucking degenerates.
>>67826930
Notice how they interrupted Roger
who /choochoo/ here?
>>67827307
notice how it was BM/WF as always
>Anne McElvoy
>>67826552
>this thunderbirds intro
>this intro
TEN OUTTA FUCKIN TEN
>stacey dooley
Please no.
>>67827176
Dogshit
>>67827307
This also triggered me
>>67827307
>tfw dont have one
Do we know who's on This Week, this week?
>>67827243
Gosh. I'm so sorry.
>>67827494
are stace
>>67827384
Rog got the last word in though so we can't complain.
>>67827492
The absolute madman
>blowing all the budget on the intro again
Oh Neil
>>67827494
They're telling us who's on This Week right now on the intros of This Week, this week
>That QT
>that terrible accent
>>67827481
Buckle up bwoi
>Stacey Dooley
I'm out
>>67827492
reported :^)
>>67827570
>OWRITE MAYTE FUK MOI GASH
C H O O
H
O
O
C H O O
H
O
O
>>67827481
the most annoying thing is that she picks some interesting subjects but then ruins it with her awful voice and underdeveloped brain
>>67827492
W-w-what happens to people like us?
PORTILLO
stop slagging off are stace RIGHT NOW
>>67827217
She's passed mate
kay burley btfo
>>67827694
Don't even joke about that.
>>67827629
But then she cries and then I'm happy.
>>67827699
kek
>When dirty Dianne won't Jabba up my screen tonight
>>67827663
Stacey is lovely to look at but she is as thick as pig shit. Her documentarys consist of her walking around, meeting drug addicts or prossies, crying, and saying something must be done.
>>67827699
I would still smash
>>67827774
She works for the one show now
>>67827617
But i still defo would innit
>>67827629
What do you expect when she presents bbc three tripe.
>>67827830
she won't be on so long as corbyn has her on the front bench :')
Who /prostitution/ here
>>67827896
Same lad
>>67827822
feels like syria has been going on forever
GET DOWN ON IT
>>67827559
*whispers "up the CCFC" softly*
Can't put the boot in to the Putin
>White man getting beaten up my a black man
It finally happened. The cucks finally got to this week.
what is this interracial grappling segment
>>67827970
Should just drop a few nukes and be done with it
>>67827936
The single service Corbyn has done for our fair island
Why does Putin always look like a cat thats just gotten a bollocking?
>>67827946
Depends, how much are you offering?
Holy shit, Marshall starting the race war.
>>67828077
>>67828081
I blame Portillo
>>67828041
Dirty Cardiff scum, you'll always be down there where you belong
I missed QT, can someone please give me a quick rundown?
WARRIOR MUSCLES OVERPOWERING LITTLE WHITEY
>>67828127
Portillo would come in and destroy them all
What is this fucking segment?
>>67828158
It was shit, that's all you need to know
>>67828191
Funky disco Putin judo.
I wish this judo was a metaphor for Britain's refugee policy
>>67828158
Women talking over each other saying nothing of any substance
this is weird man why does he keep cuddling him
>>67828102
another jewel in the TW crown
just replace parliament with Neil, Portillo and Johnson. make Britain great again
>>67828158
It was pretty boring
>disabled people
>sugar tax
>academies
>exciting eu question... oh wait we've run out of time see you in 3 weeks!
>>67828158
>women
>>67828158
Muh fizzy drinks
>>67828137
>disability benefits
>the bankers the bonuses
>sugar tax
>nicky morgan btfo
>interracial grappling
Got just the image for that
>I've made a mistake
>>67828081
Some Syrian fighting for asylum status
>ywn lose from Putin on purpose
>this outrageous jacket
gwan lad
A reminder of This Week's amazement: http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/things-i-learned-by-going-behind-the-scenes-on-bbcs-this#.fyvgyJxzv
inb4
>buzzfeed
>>67828097
Whats wrong with their eyes?
Why is this guy wrestling with Childish Gambino?
look if you want to put a black guy fucking some tight pasty white boy arse in your politics show, just do it
don't try and dress it up as playfighting in a feeble attempt to relate it to what you're talking about
>>67828360
Not as good as Ronan Keating wearing a potato coloured suit
>>67828308
top job mate
How is Putin so based? Lad is like Soros-tier in his geo-political tactics
>>67828385
pretty sure it was willian from chelsea
>>67828366
i would take a minimum wage job working on TW
I got back home after 3 months away tonight. Can someone give me a quick rundown on britpol news since December?
>>67828372
Look normal to me. Bloke on the left looks like Roland Freisler.
>>67828397
You new to this week or something la?
>>67828516
it's all going to cock mate should've stayed away
>>67828516
Nige began to make waifus real
>>67828372
They could see the future my friend.
Wouldn't you show fear too?
>>67828557
They have tiny crab eyes
>>67828707
almost...beady?
>>67828738
BEADY
EVERYONE RESPECTS PUTIN! Damn, why doesn't the West have good realistic leaders like him?
>>67828516
There really hasn't been one. We just have the Thursday QT thread.
>>67828707
Kek
The West has made mistake after geopolitical mistake for the last twenty years.
Can you think of one thing the Americans have done right in that time?
Alan Johnson rocking the tight shirt there, go a size up lad.
>>67828785
nah mate britpol keeps popping up at least once or twice a week
we had a budget thread yesterday for example and every time there's a big eu update there's one
>>67828821
He's trying to take Portillo on
Alan please run for Labour leader
I will vote for you
>>67828821
Gotta show off that jacked as fuark natty physique
>>67828821
beer guts are in mate
>>67828738
I think that German shitposter has got to me lads
Now that Putin has won the war in Syria, are ISIS finally defeated?
>Turkroaches will eventually be in the same power bloc as you if we stay in the EU
>>67828974
>Eternal Anglo poster
>German
It's funny, Putins approach of giving no fucks about killing 500 innocent people to get one terrorist probably will save more civilian lives than anything else.
>>67828933
Doomed to fail against Portillo when it comes to fashion
>>67828943
>>67828971
About time I say
>>67829022
I don't understand how this ceasefire stops ISIS from fucking shit up in Syria and the rest of the world?
Does someone have the gif of Portillo laughing his head off? I seem to have misplaced it
In case you didn't know
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagorno-Karabakh_War
>>67829194
got u senpai
I just don't understand this Tracy Emin art
>>67829194
this?
>>67829083
I'm not even convinced he's a Turk either
>>67829182
I don't think ISIS are included in the ceasefire.
>stacey dooley will be here to discuss paying for sex
>>67829082
>OUT. NOW
>>67829287
I don't think this was the one I was thinking of but it's great, ta!
>a This Week segment that even Andrew is confused by
We're entering new territory, lads.
Andrew Neil knows what's up about Buzzfeed
Would you pay to sex Tracy?
Anne is hot
I would pay for sex with her
>>67828366
Kek.
Though can no one at Buzzfeed write a paragraph without a supporting Vine clip?
The bird looks like Harry Hill
>>67829404
YES
>>67829413
less enthusiastic yes
>>67829391
>>67829421
>thisweekisadisgracetopublicservicebroadcastingmind
>>67829343
>You wonna gimmie a few quid to fak me pissflaps ya twat?
>>67829305
Oh yeah this is good too
Still no news site picking this up lads, is there a conspiracy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K3BkaW7BoQ&feature=youtu.be
>>67829391
>The BBC is not a disgrace to public service broadcasting
Andrew is the only thing I watch on it nowadays.
why is andrew neil slurring like a brain damaged drunkard
>>67829421
and arbitrary numbering of sections
>>67829404
If I could afford it.
Depends on her price really.
>>67829579
can't even see anything on google news
Fucking Jamie Oliver
>>67827832
worst one was when she went and "covered" the protests in Cairo
>Protesters, rightly or wrongly, are trying to overthrow the government
>State, fealing obviously threatened, uses in those circumstances quite reasonable force to try and bring order
>omg why are the police so mean
>has a little cry
I can't believe she gets given money to create that shit just because she is fine as fuck.
>>67829600
This looks familiar but I cant remember why.
>>67829600
fucking loved watching this twat get absolutely rekt
>>67829600
An utter classic, can anyone remember this guys name?
>>67829605
it's the blue nun
>>67829662
Twizzler snatcher
>>67829662
>muh skool dinnas
>>67829680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03D3z5wT5vs
>>67829692
no but if you put in andrew neil btfo leftie or something it comes up on youtube let's have a look
>>67829692
Jocelyn Rubenstein or some shit.
>>67829692
Cucken Johnson
>>67829600
Don't
>>67829692
jolyon rubenSTEIN
Why am I looking at Theresa May's tits?
>>67828372
maybe this is why Germans on /pol/ keep making BEADY EYED ETERNAL ANGLO threads
am I mental or does the shadow chancellor usually deliver the rebuttal to the budget speech?
was chairman mcdonnell not up to it?
lads I still don't understand the logic behind this ice cream van skit
>>67829662
>he literally stood about near Westminster all lunch on Wednesday just to try and get his fizzog on telly over the Sugar Tax
SNP?!?!?! FUCK OFF REEEEEEE
>>67829943
sugar tax I think
>>67829132
Which one terrorist?
>>67829943
Just roll with it.
>>67829657
https://twitter.com/mrnutnut/status/710579650704109570
This is the uploader's twitter, so it was today in London
>>67829936
Autumn statement is done by the shadow chancellor, leader of opposition is always on budgets
New ISA bretty gud
SNP get out reeeeeeeeee
>>67829936
No it's definitely the leader of the opposition. McComrade did the autumn statement.
>>67830063
righto
>>67829893
It's ok lad I've searched for Upskirt pics of her
>>67829771
FUCKING MARVELLOUS
I can't believe I forgot about this I watched it live
>>67830101
Wasn't Issy is in that episode?
Tfw no first lady of the Commonreich
>>67829787
>>67829814
>>67829791
>>67829828
What did he mean by this?
>>67830096
would be nice to have a spare 20 grand a year to put in it
sorry but I've absolutely no idea who this woman is
Osbourne cuts taxes for the worst off in Britain, then...
> MUH OPPRESSIVE TORIES
What the fuck is wrong with these fucks?
>>67830200
>this is a 34 year old man
>>67830130
smelly rotten fish.
>>67830213
Separatist filth
>>67830200
wait his name is actually jolyon rubinstein?????
>>67830213
still wood berry tho
>>67829662
genocide of the Oliver clan when ?
buh...no...i...uh
SNPlebs can't speak
>>67829771
Fucking savage
The revolution will be televised was pretty funny though to be honest.
>>67830200
Tbf to him. After he got completely ridiculed on TW, he did hold his hands up afterwards on Twitter and said he deserved it. Still a tit though.
>>67830200
he has the political understanding of russell brand but with none of the charisma
Pro-EU, anti-Tory politicians must be having a nightmare
Criticise the economy and promote Brexit or say nothing and let the tories off the hook?
>>67829771
Man that guy was a proper moron. I hope he hung himself.
>>67830200
>Hey kids look at me, I hate the tories and use rude words just like you
Based Portillo
>>67830398
I preferred the song.
Can't believe I forgot about this.
https://youtu.be/WatIJlrIc_k
Best outro to TW ever.
S.... N... P...
BTFOOOOOOOOO
>>67830475
not even close, Straight Outta Westminster is the eternal GOAT
>>67830238
probably don't work so don't pay tax so don't care
>>67830413
I feel sad for him
almost
Holy fuck Portillo going HAM
getting a bit spicy
need are stace to come and defuse the situation
>Left WIng political discourse
This jock is a stupid bitch but I'd still suckle on her ample breasts.
>>67829579
What's the context here, is there any discussion about it any where else?
>>67830605
We are so blessed to have Portillo
Cheeky riposte from Alan Johnson
>>67830697
>rubinstein
>getting marginally less free stuff
>paying
I don't know senpai
>I'm glad you asked me that
hhehehe no you're not
>>67830697
urinating in public in the UK is an offence. Someone call out this leftist twat.
>scottards genuinely voted this in
>>67830530
Can't find that on YouTube in between all the Straight Outta Compton reaction videos
BTFO
>>67830848
Based Neil loves bashing the SNP
>>67830705
Nothing mate, just these 3 tweets
https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/710579278656753664
https://twitter.com/mrnutnut/status/710504740803768320
https://twitter.com/RKazandjian/status/710555283492376576
>>67830712
TW is such a breath of fresh air after QT
It's almost like I watch QT just to enjoy the reasonable debate in TW even more.
did she actually answer that question?
>>67830911
weren't you here for that one?
SNP GETTING KEKED
Oh God this is savage
>>67830944
Eternal Pict BTFO
S L A G S
L
A
G
S
>>67826552
Someone hack the bbc and play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le-9uWKe2dk
>>67830911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1nO409bu-o
oh shit darth vader
>>67830911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1nO409bu-o
here you go hullbro
>>67831043
This pics are glorious, god bless you sir
>they'er
FUG OFF SUBTITLERS
Can we just rebuild Hadrian's Wall please lads?
please show us the tape of stace going undercover as a sex worker
>>67830951
Did the lad die?
Corbyn4prozzers
>>67830992
I was, but I can't enjoy it again.
>>67830965
Portillo and Johnson are genuinely capable cabinet level politicians with real experience of matters of national importance. The guests are intellectual pygmies compared to either of them.
>fake arses and fake tits
SHE'S HERE
looking forward to the braincell death lads
oh my god stop talking stace just stand up and do a little walk around
>>67831109
>>67831132
Tah lads. No tablet, worried if I send it for a repair the PC police will get me.
Who is this skank?
I want to follow Stacy around and smack her bum every time she uses incorrect grammar.
My god she is so dense
>what were the differences?
>I think we chose them because they're so different
This cunt...
I'd dick her but she'd have to be on mute
Trying her hardest to disguise her Brummy accent
>>67831375
of course she's on BBC3
>>67831424
saved
Gonna vomit lads
She's based lads, watch the vid of her reaction to a Muslim march in Luton. cba to find link, too comfy
>I talk to the girls
I bet he does
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stacey_Dooley
>Luton
WHAT A SURPRISE
I'm assuming she keeps getting gigs because of nepotism, who is she related to?
How does she get away with all this shite? It's like everyone just holds her hand through the bbc
Good god her voice.
She sounds like Bianca Butcher
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT ARE STACE
>>67831364
Stacie Dome
>>67831505
Oh fuck that's her? topkek
>>67831485
What's wrong with paying for sex lads?
>>67831375
she really isn't
>>67831586
>gels
>>67831515
You don't need nepotism when you have a face like that and are so dumb that you make men want to dick you like there's no tomorrow.
>exploytoytion
careful michael
>>67831485
BBC II! you mean. Still irritated they turned it from a alternative comedy channel into NVQ-level TV.
Libertarian Portillo
please don't crack down on prostitution
i would not have sex otherwise
>>67831424
Shoop staceys face onto the girl
>>67831561
ah fuck it, here it is
https://youtu.be/b2nlIfn8tNA
>>67831749
kek
>>67831578
Nothing if she is old enough, is doing it freely and you actually pay her and don't just run off after.
Always use a condom/
>>67831688
>nvq-level tv
top kek.
>>67831586
She is. She's fucking clueless, I've seen her docs before and she's just there as a pretty face.
>couple of hairy moments
>>67831688
Have you seen they've moved on to CBBC now?
>>67831515
http://www.curtisbrown.co.uk/client/stacey-dooley
>Stacey Dooley is one of Britain's most loved documentary presenters. Fashion conscious Stacey's life took an unexpected turn when she travelled to India in 2007 for the BBC3 series Blood, Sweat and T-Shirts to live and work alongside the people in the Indian fashion industry making clothes for the UK High Street.
So how did she get that gig? That is the question?
>Going to Iran
Darwin strikes again
>>67831648
>judging someone's intelligence by their accent
so, no argument
Neil can't really disguise how much of a dirty old man he is.
>>67831688
BBC3 has always been shit. With the exception of something like Monkey Dust, it's generally always been ITV2-tier trash.
This outro
Kek
>Turkey
>hairy moments
>Hairy moments
>Turkey mentioned
Heh
>office of national statistics night at lulu's
stifled lel
>ALL BY MYSELF
hard lel
>>67831856
Holy fucking shit what.
gideon btfo
>this outro
>>67831856
no way
Holy shit this ending
>This fucking ending.
>>67831886
It will probably be about the state sponsored trannies
So what's everyone doing now then? I'm watching Stewart Lee then going to bed.
>>67831856
what is this shit?
Night night lads.
Sleep tight.
'Gideon no mates' must be the most hurtful thing people say, even when they don't mean it.
Andrew Neil used to call me 'Gideon no mates' EVERY DAY because I would always go to play football by myself.
I snapped one day
I then started running around the Daily Politics studio screaching loudly and kicking the ball as hard at Jo Coburn as I could while yelling 'ANDY SMASHED SLAGS'
He grabbed me and smacked the shit out of me
I was 44 at the time
I deserved it but it was his fault.
>>67831875
it's not who you know, it's who you blow
>>67832069
work nights and it's my night off, so I'm getting PISSED UP LADS
Wank incoming?
>>67832069
Gonna stay up for a little bit more, maybe read a bit and then go to bed.
Night to the lads who are going to bed now.
>>67832069
A wank and then listening to brand new and crying myself to sleep before work tomorrow
>>67832069
time for bed
inb4 that one guy has an angry wank as usual
>>67831875
IIRC she is pretty common (accent is a dead giveaway). Like the other anon said, her leg up is being fit as fuck
Until next week lads.
It's been a pleasure, as usual.
>nothing else to watch
>check out the sluts on babestation
>every single one with disgusting implants and shit tattoos
>the a word
kek
>>67832069
Got an essay to write and the bed time for me.
quick wank and then bed
goodnight lads, see you next week
Been a pleasure lads. Night night.
I genuinely want Trump to be president
I dare not say this in public tho
>>67831778
Based as fuck desu, much more respect for her now
Goodnight lads
>>67832246
Have a good one again mate
>>67832244
200 words?
>>67832133
Logic compels us in this direction
Good night. See you all next week.
Lucy Worsley on bbc2
>>67832069
Work tomorrow, nobody on my floor is even in on a Friday so I'm going to piss about as usual, then get KFC for lunch.
>>67832267
The whole thing is the only "documentary" of hers worth watching, as she actually knew what she was on about.
>>67832177
Surely if you were in position to commission TV series you could do better than that tho?
>>67832254
Come out mate
>>67832182
>until next week lads
Bad news mate, it's a fortnight
>>67832425
you don't get to make 20 odd documentaries just by being a bit tidy.
there's plenty of decent looking girls the bbc could employ instead.
>>67832187
He's not wrong.
8 minutes till the shipping forecast if you're into that sort of thing... (it's the perfect thing before bed)
>>67832854
Nothing else on so will give it a listen. Thanks lad.
>>67832187
She's lonely lads. Give 'er a call.
It's actually three weeks until the next QT (7 Apr)
This Week might carry on, though.