>1992 U.S. National Debate Champion representing Princeton
>1995 World Debating Championship semi-finalist representing Harvard
>Law clerk to Chief Justice William Rehnquist
>Served as Solicitor General of Texas from 2003 to 2008, the youngest Solicitor General in the entire country and the longest tenure in Texas history
>Partner at the law firm Morgan, Lewis & Bockius, where he led the firm’s U.S. Supreme Court and national appellate litigation practice
>Authored over 80 SCOTUS briefs and presented over 40 oral arguments before The Court
>In the landmark case of District of Columbia v. Heller, assembled a coalition of 31 states in defense of the principle that the 2nd Amendment guarantees an individual right to keep and bear arms
The list goes on.
What did you say Trump's accomplishments were, again, /pol/?
In b4 "T-ted lies," "b-but he's Canadian," "he can't win," "goldman sachs" and "Trump's a BIDNESSMAN, HE KIN GIT THINGS DONE."
if only he had combined it with salesmanship and public speaking skills, alas
>>67823432
>literally in bed with goldman sachs
found the jew
>>67823729
And a face you could look at for more than a few moments
put him on the Supreme Court
>>67823432
>loony Evangelical/Pentecostal
>diction and cadence of a car salesman
>>67823777
>DONAL DUMP FOR BREZIDENT!
>>67823432
Lawyers shouldn't be allowed to hold office
>>67823432
nice post.
>>67823432
Ted lies, he's Canadian, he can't win, he works for Goldman sachs, and Trump's a business man that can get things done and make better deals.
Get off /pol/ you Rafael Cuck.
>>67823432
fuck off
>>67823432
Thank you for opening my eyes.
I am now a certified #CruzMissile!
batshit insane Pentecostal apocalyptic tongue speaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
Hes the best detonator out there but hes not very charismatic like trump is. Id personally prefer him over trump but im pretty sure trump is going to beat him, and the GOP hates cruz more than they hate trump since cruz wants to downsize the government.
>>67823432
sounds like a good judge
make a deal with trump (he loves making deals) for a scotus spot and just end this bullshit
>>67823432
He'll be a good Supreme Court Justice when Trump wins.
>>67823432
Is this guy a jew or not?
So he can argue. So the fuck what?
We don't need an Arguer In Chief. We already have one. We need a leader that can DO things. A leader that has done things.
>>67823432
"I HATE THE CONCEPT OF GUNS"
"I HATE THE CONCEPT OF GUNS"
"I HATE THE CONCEPT OF GUNS"
"I HATE THE CONCEPT OF GUNS"
"I HATE THE CONCEPT OF GUNS"
"I HATE THE CONCEPT OF GUNS"
"I HATE THE CONCEPT OF GUNS"
Donald mother fucking Trump
Fuck this asshole
fuck him til his asshole turn purple like donkey asshole.
>>67823432
>ate a booger on live t.v.
>>67823432
>Debate Champion
I am soooo impressed. Can I expect to see him do this during the next debate?
https://youtu.be/fmO-ziHU_D8
>National debate champion
>literally the best in the nation at giving convincing arguments for things he doesn't support
>literally a "lying rat" certification
>>67823432
>The list goes on.
No it doesn't. Those unimportant, insignificant, irrelevant accomplishments are all that teddy has to offer us. Otherwise, you'd have given us something relevant.
Ted Cruz wants a 500% increase in H1B Visas.
He hates you, and wants to make sure that only Sanjay and Pradeep get those nice STEM jobs at 1/4 the pay you wanted them at.
Fuck you Teddy. Fuck you in the ass so hard.
>>67823432
No one is disputing the fact that Cruz is good at arguing his point, the thing is he is a pro-open borders globalist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=75&v=jDnuWLuAbCw
>>67823432
>OP puts an inb4 in his post, nixing legitimate criticism.
There's a reason that nobody likes him, even in his own party, anon.
>>67826701
>Ted Cruz wants a 500% increase in H1B Visas.
No he doesn't. That was an amendment he added to kill the bill.
>increase it 5x
>but they'll never be citizens
Democrats do it for the votes. They kill the bill.
He look a cuck thread
>>67823432
>inb4 goldman sachs
>inb4 stating Ted Cruz is a bought and sold puppet
lol
>>67823432
He has the record of an extreme narcissist.
>>67827317
This. Dude was born rich, raised spoiled, and went to college to get a degree that can only be used in the public sector. As such, he has NEVER worked a job in his life. His wife has worked for Goldman Sachs (hired the day after he was elected) and for the UN.
He also has possible charges coming his way due to undisclosed loans from Goldman Sachs and Citibank.
Everyone who has dealt with him who has gone on record states the man is an insufferable cunt.
Hell, even Libertarians like Rand and Ron Paul (after Rand dropped out of the race), calls him a horrible candidate.
post rare pepsis
>>67827004
>No he doesn't. That was an amendment he added to kill the bill.
That's a lie. the 500% increase on H1B was a policy on Cruz's website up will Nov 2015, 2.5 months before the start of primaries.
You're obviously a low information shill.
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/ted-cruz-turns-legal-immigration
>>67826701
>hoping that no one actually looks into the accuracy of this
lmao
fucking kill yourself faggot.
you can't disagree on actual substance so you follow your balding, baby dicked idols tactics of ad hominem and falsities.
>>67826961
because the majority of the party is the problem and are a bunch of faggots
>waaa cruz isn't liked by the corrupt faggots in dc who are running the country into the ground
whats it like to be functionally retarded
>>67827619
>born rich
LOL
and you faggots make fun of bernfags for being uninformed
>>67823432
I would like him if he had danker memes.
>>67828855
>Lindsey Graham throws support to Ted Cruz
http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/03/lindsey-graham-endorses-ted-cruz-220932
Lindsey Graham was a sponsor a co-author of the gang of 8 amnesty bill and is now fundraising for Cruz...
I wonder what Cruz has promised for all this money.
>>67823990
According to insiders, he offered Donald the deal of dropping out in exchange of that in a potential Trump administration but he refused. That's why Rato started attacking him so viciously.
If you eat a booger on national TV, it should be against the law for you to become President.
Also, His own fucking college roommate hates him too much to vote for him. Fuck that.
>>67828978
I just look at his parents' professions, dude. As well as where he lived growing up. The dude was very well off.
>>67828221
amendment CRUZ 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQSD0MPKka8
>>67828706
Nice "actual substance" you got there. Trump and Bernie are the only people against H1bs. Most other candidates are for increasing them 3 to 5 times what they are now PER YEAR.
>>67829688
Yup Cruz has always been an open borders supporter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-nLXGoSjpg
That's why Sessions did not endorse him but went for the real anti immigration deal, Trump.
>>67823908
Evidently, he can scratch the "debating" thing of the resume. Or trump can just shove it in his mouth and pull it out his ass.
>>67829688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iloBCB59O0
>>67832262
"true conservative"
>>67823432
>1995 World Debating Championship semi-finalist representing Harvard
>BTFO by a couple of insults from Trump
Lol
>>67823432
> world champion debating
> can't win debates against Trump
I know enough, thanks OP!
