ITT: Prove you're white, simple as that.
>I have a healthy and loving relationship with my family; nobody cheats, yells, hits, or abuses drugs.
>>67817240
I just got home from working in an office environment
i know my father.
I prefer folk music go rap/hiphop music
>>67817240
I have pink nipples
>>67817240
ive never been arrested
I have never had sex and feel guilty about the color of my skin.
>>67817240
My dad is in jail , my mother is now divorced and I'm a frustrated young male. I smoke weed to as an escape from my shitty life, I had to quit working because I need surgery on my foot.
Guess what race I am.
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>>67817848
I am in accordance with all of these and am non-white. Try harder niggers.
i'm white lol
>>67818000
Oh yeah, well I bet
>>67817888
doesn't apply to you!
I just picked up my wife's daughter from her friends house
>>67817240
PROVED BITCH
>>67817240
I have never accomplished anything in my life, but I pride myself with the accomplishments of other whites to feel better about myself
>>67817240
I believe Donald trump just wants to enforce existing immigration law.
>>67818414
Nice results!
>>67817240
I work in an accounting firm in hollywood, I'm white as they come.
I pay my taxes
>>67818123
I've never had sex but don't feel guilty about my skin color because I'm not an insecure loser.
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>>67818426
Nice.
>>67818414
>Anglo
>white
Did I make the cut?
>>67817240
I own guns legally.
>>67818577
>Jews
>white
>>67818604
I pay my taxes as well. Try harder Pablo. Think of something.
>>67817240
I'm wearing a ralph lauren shirt.
I buy all my drugs from a pharmacy
I climbed trees as a kid.
>>67817240
I could go to any point in American history after colonization and be A-OK
>>67818655
Would it surprise you to learn that the second amendment applies to niggers?
I don't post on /int/
>>67818617
Celtic.
Master race.
>>67817240
check the flag
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>>67818642
What is this service?
On the streets I get called this:
Mono, ¿me va a regalar una moneda?
also:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Colombians
>>67818891
23andMemes
>>67817491
Guess I'm honorary white then. Although I suppose it'd be unwise to take the opinion of a Polack with regards to who is and who is not white.
>>67817240
>I have a healthy and loving relationship with my family; nobody cheats, yells, hits, or abuses drugs.
Yep same here.
My family also has excellent credit, pays their bills on time, and uses inside voices when inside.
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>>67818771
Same Tyrone.
>>67818775
My parents did Jamal.
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>>67818868
Nice.
>>67818684
I'm not jewish! I only have one jar of quarters totaling near $300 at home!
>>67818414
>1.5 Italian
So close.
>>67817240
I'm at work.
>>67818960
that inspired me, but results were disappointing
>>67819173
hahahahaha, fuck off.
I feel so bad about slavery that I let a gang of aficans fuck my wife while I watch
>>67817240
>tfw non-white European
>>67817240
I have ancestry from England and Scotland going back for centuries. A-and some Italian, but that doesn't count, r-right?
>>67817240
>no cheating
>no drugs
Try again
>>67819419
Quintessentially white.
>>67819239
If at a Starbucks, then I know you're white. Otherwise, need more proofs.
I sleep naked with my dog under the covers, its not sexual, just very comfy
>>67818789
just because they can buy them legally, doesn't mean they do.
>felony convictions preclude legal gun ownership anyway
>>67819777
Mirin cat aesthetics
>>67818000
Fucking degenerate
>>67817240
when i was a 5 years old, people in my class always asked me if I was dutch, I was technically white minority for half of my life, now that I live in the capital I feel safe.
I don't like reggeton, cumbia, la pump, selling drugs or doing them.
I care about animals and the environment.
>>67817240
I don't need to prove shit, you can see the flag on my post, that's proof enough.
>>67817240
I eat organic food and raw milk
>>67817240
I fucked a Mexican chick in Juarez last weekend and she ALREADY told me that she thinks she's pregnant
>>67820375
Not really.
>>67817240
I'm argentinian, therefore I'm white.
>>67817240
I really really like cheese.
>>67817240
I keep to myself 100% of the time and I don't riot
I eat and enjoy the delicacy of various kinds of cheese, and I have sophisticated opinions on which are my favourites.
I own and look after a pet dog. He is loyal, well trained and loving, and I enjoy walking him in the park on occasion.
>college degree and a ridiculously well paying job in a STEM related field.
>coworkers also hate niggers
>>67817240
One of my grandfathers was in the SS and the other a Luftwaffe ace and both had completed the aryan certificate.
Also I have a degree, a job, my own home and no debt.
I have an average penis, a job, pay taxes, and practice good hygiene. Furthermore, my home doesn't smell like a zoo pen.
I enjoy skiing
>>67817240
"Thanks for the warning officer, it will not happen again"
