IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/16/asia/north-korea-warmbier-sentenced/
Why are US males such pussies? Look at that crybaby, he's 21 but weeping like a little bitch. Lmao
>>67817228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NbqJY3B2sk
>>67817554
He got 15 years of being basically a slave
He'll be fine. Some US official will eventually get around to forcing NK to release him. In the meantime, his vacation (hard labor) has been extended for a year or two!
>>67817554
>go out there and put on the show exactly how we told you to and you get 15
>>67817554
>is 21
>looks 50
>"I wish that the United States administration never manipulate people like myself in the future to commit crimes against foreign countries. "
what the actual fuck?
>>67817228
We actually don't care.
He's a millennial.
Write off the tax deduction and move on.
>>67817554
Its a cultural thing.
>>67817228
Americans are so used to living in their lawless country that when they go to a place that takes law and order seriously they are suddenly dumbfounded when they get sentenced for their crimes.
Incredible.
>>67817554
>he's 21
Lol what
>>67817228
Fuck him.
>>67818354
hello, i just bought bananas imported from you
>tfw they're not kidding
>>67818624
who the fuck gave estonia a computer and internet access? it must have been someone in the american embassy.
every shitpost you make are my tax dollars going to waste.
>>67818354
He got cucked so hard he had to read a scripted anti american speech fully knowing that they would be the only ones who could save his fagass.
Dude should have just *asked* for a poster or something to take back.
15 years in a Nork prison is not unlike 25 bombing missions during WWII--statistics are not your friend
>>67817228
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
>>67818624
Aren't you going to post that girl brushing her teeth?
>>67817228
Lol he snuck into non-toursist area and tried to steal a poster of the wall he was told not to be near
Fucking idiot
I went to IBIZA and did too many drugs and passed out and got my work computer stolen once, got fired. But this is just fucking retarded
Meanwhile, americans get life sentences for carrying small amounts of grass in their pockets.
>>67817228
>get an internship abroad
>cries
Why are millenials so entitled?
>>67818452
declare war on israel yet lebanon
>>67819068
You know the dumbass was like i'm american you cant touch me fuck off.
>>67817554
MINHEE
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he's a liberal.
>>67819110
You can lawn clippings, you just can't have marijuana unless your in liberal lands.
i wish we did that to people who stole shit in america.
>>67819118
kek
>>67817228
>15 years
What a lucky guy
>>67817228
better him than me
>>67819110
Not true. Most places won't even get you arrested, pay a small fine at most.
>>weed is degenerate
>>67819165
>I'm American I can do anything.
>Yeah you can do 15 years of hard labour.
>No I wont America will save me.
>In a few years perhaps.
>The surrounding independent Chinks can actually hear his world shattering.
>He breaks down in tears realizing America isn't going to save him and the nOrks can do whatever they want with him.
>>67818964
Your tax dollars give me fiber optic Internet. Thank you Robert Gates of the USDoD.
>>67817554
I'm sorry? That fucker is going to be slaving over some North Korean coal mine for 15 years, all because he went full retard an took a poster off a wall. A fucking peice of paper. And that's assuming North Korea didn't force him to lie just so they can trade him back to the US for some bags of rice.
>Going to NK in the first place
It's not worth the risk.
>>67819068
He might not have done anything. It's coming up to spring and as usual Kim's stirring shit up to get his handouts.
It was just a social experiment bro!
>>67817228
Those American tears... Yummy :)
>>67817228
he'll be fine. he'll probably even get a QT.314 korean or Japanese girl as a wife
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Robert_Jenkins
he'll be speaking and reading Nortk and chanting slogans and praising the dear leader Kim Jong Un within 5 years
Come for the espionage
Stay to make Best Korea great again
Thank you CIA and trump
>>67817228
RIP Bill Trinen
>>67817228
Turn the whole experience into a writing career like Dostoevsky..
NK wont even survive 5 more years
Fuck that. That court room would have been a perfect chance to escape, fuck 15 years in hell. If it was me, I'd strangle the guard marching, take his gun, shoot my handcuffs off, take a reporter prisoner as I make my way outside,hijack a car (shoot the hostage in the stomach so they are force to help her out before she dies rather than chase me), lose them in the north korean mountains, camp out surviving on the land for 4 months until everything dies down, with the night cloaking me I will make my way to the ocean and steal a fishing boat, sail north east until I hit Japan.
>>67819888
Okay Rambo
>>67819768
^ this
He may as well integrate and perhaps gets released into the general population within a few years on good behavior.
>>67819863
The population are scared shitless of the government and no other countries want to see NK destabilise. It's not going anywhere.
>>67819888
wew lad
>>67817228
>This is what happens when Chad Thundercock from Beta Phi Omega goes to North Korea
Glorious
>>67819118
Sideways Germany with the banter
>>67819888
The problem is that he's from Ohio, so he probably doesn't know how to sail a boat, which is why he didn't go through with the otherwise perfectly reasonable plan.
>>67818624
>most prisoners in the world
>lawless
pick one
>>67817228
I want to say i'd be tough enough to not be such juicy propaganda for north korea but i'd probably cry too
then again i'd never be in north korea in the first place
>>67818452
why the fuck does norfolk island get its own flag?
>>67817228
HE FUCKING DESERVES IT FOR BEING A DUMBASS
>>67820185
To be fair both many of your and my prisoners are in prison for drug law which is retarded. If you get what I mean, I wouldn't call those laws 'lawful'.
>>67820071
I always kind of assume when a leader dies the next one will be less sociopathic and free their asses.
>>67820185
Your prisoners get put in jail for bullshit drug related offenses so the prison industrial complex can leech money off big daddy government.
When someone starts rioting on the streets or blocking highways it's suddenly all "they a good boy". Or when it comes to enforcing the border it's like "lol that's racist".
>>67820556
>I always kind of assume when a leader dies the next one will be less sociopathic and free their asses.
It doesn't work that way leaf, it's the opposite actually.
>>67819888
>and btw I'm Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor
>>67820366
That's Lebanon you fucking idiot
>>67819496
>>67819068
>"It is a serious offense. Do not go near. Do not steal. This is like stealing from a bank. Punishment is harsh"
>*steals anyway and get caught
LMAO
>>67820012
>>67820825
I'm beginning to see that, wallfriend.
What an odd place. Think their nukes work?
>>67819492
>most places won't even get you arrested
Wow, white privilege is real
>>67821061
>Think their nukes work?
A nuclear detonation was confirmed from the seismic activity. Their nukes are shit and have no delivery system though.
>>67821061
>Think their nukes work?
Maybe they can reach South Korea.
>>67818901
thanks
http://panamadisease.org/
>>67817228
Dumb Fuck, going to N. Korea. Especially when we've got a pussy in the White House
>>67820454
Drug dealers deserve the death penalty
>>67817228
>>67817655
>basically
>>67819553
actions have consequences
real men accept that
>>67819588
This
Only a fucking retard would think NK has anything to offer anyone from the rest of the world
>>67817554
And I'm sure you wouldn't cry when being sent to the GULAG
>>67821297
start with pfizer's CEO
>>67821438
Honestly you must be some 27 year old 500 lb manchild living in his mom's basement if you actually think that applies here.
>>67821124
No, but being a stupid nigger who pleads down to a drug offense from a higher level felony makes it look looked poor ol' darkie dindu nuffin
>>67820279
>then again i'd never be in north korea in the first place
this. who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to make a trip to those lunatics?
>>67817228
I feel terrible for him. Hope he doesn't have to spend the whole 15. Just one year and he'd have a hell of an experience to write about though
>American
>Warm beer
Sounds right
>>67821627
Look at the flag next time dumbass
>>67819888
>not being a hologram the entire time with the real you having already teleported back to your home
>>67819028
This. I have about as much sympathy for this guy as I have for someone who jumps into the lion pit at the zoo and gets mauled.
This is one of those moments that the U.S. could prove that we aren't cucks to some chink. Too bad none of our politicians actually care and seal team six is dead.
>>67819553
this is comparable to stealing the US constitution or trying to hijack Lenins body in Russia
>>67821438
>accepting 15 years of prison and labour
>just because of taking some stupid poster off the walls
>implying this is somehow justified by any means
>>67817228
IM ETHAN BRADBERRY!
>>67817228
get rekt thayboylady.
>why does anyone want to got to a such shitty country?
>>67821627
virgin child detected
he deserves it
>>67821921
he conceded his rights when he entered their territory
another of his actions
>>67819068
implying we can trust north korea witnesses.
they will tell that they saw the godzilla if they receice a bag of rice.
>>67821847
no, it's not. some of you clearly don't understand the magnitude of what you're saying.
but I guess if you wanna compare a full-fletched cruise ship to small wooden boat and think that's reasonable...
>>67817554
fifteen fucking years of forced labor for taking a banner
I'd be crying too
>America
>Land of the free
>They can't do shit to save their own.
Why don't we call american cucks again?
>>67822201
It is to North Koreans
Time for some gunboat diplomacy. Seriously, it seems like every 6 months North Korea decides to commit some sort of outrage on US citizens.
>what do you mean there are consequences for my actions
eat shit liberal
>>67822267
Why should they care about someone who voluntarily left the land of the free to go to the least free land on earth?
>>67821024
sorry I'm new here
>>67822267
Because your country's too busy threatening to burn down the capitol.
>>67822317
lel. sure, go right ahead defend those complete fucking retards.
>>67822267
NK is just doing this in response to the sanctions we just put on them
they mad
>>67822324
>>67822324
he dindu nuffin
>>67822267
if they use this to invade north korea,
mfw north korea floods china with mass imigration.
>mfw americans dont find nuclear weapons on best korea.
>mfw they just fucked midleast economy.
>mfw petrol bombs see prices ranging fron 0.10 and 1.0 dollars for a litter of gas.
that would be awesome.
>>67822260
I wouldn't have taken the fucking banner to be honest. I would've enjoyed the guided tour and kept my mouth shut until I was outside the country.
Then again I'm not stupid enough to think a totalitarian police state is "just kidding" about enforcing their laws.
>>67821847
Shiet, what is the punishment for attempting to steal the Declaration of Independence in US? I bet it is higher than 15 years.
>>67819888
Classic burgerposter.
>>67817595
man, such a waste he doesn´t make good music anymore
Pussy, If i were there i'd be on cam like, "DON'T GIVE THESE GOOKS NOTHIN!", not criyn like a biotch.
>>67817554
>will probably never survive North Korean gulag
>will probably never see his family again
>is probably going to suffer every day until he dies there
LOL PUSSY IS CRYING
Who fucking goes to NK as a tourist? Where do you go after that, Iran? Libya, Syria, Iraq?
>>67822716
I don't disagree with you. I would never go there in the first place.
I'm just saying that if I was in that same situation, I would be in tears too.
>>67817554
He's getting what basically amounts to a slow and painful death sentence. Read about North Korean prisons and you'll understand why he's crying.
>>67819888
its north korea the best they have is WWII surplus.
>>67822908
deep space with no suit
>>67822467
im not defending them, i just understand
fucking idiots needs to learn you dont break the law in 3rd world countries
>>67822626
What he did is not the issue. What North Korea continually does is the issue.
>>67817554
Not only him.
>>67822908
iran is a fine place four tourists
>>67817228
>go to north korea
>expect to come back
hope he dies there, those retards need to learn
you wont see my steeping a foot in that nuthouse ever thats for sure
>Be North Korean Official
>sentence 21 year old American dipshit to 15 years labor
what do you make him do /pol/?
>>67823290
>What North Korea continually does is the issue.
Wow its nothing
>>67822201
He committed a crime, no criminal activity is permissible. PERIOD. Thats how life is like under communist rule, same shit we saw in Vietnam
He probably thought that dumb jock privilege was recognized world wide.
It didn't help he called the north korean judges dudes during his closing argument.
what exactly did he steal?
I would be suprised if there wasn't a lot of propaganda gift shops around?
>>67821613
prescription drugs are bad news, no doubt. But heroin on the street is cheap now and it's killing a lot of people
>>67817228
Now he knows how it feels to be black.
>>67822716
He apparently was gonna get paid for bringing it back
>>67823406
ive saw the thread.
>op says that he is going to any place that anons chose.
roll quads to chose where and trips to chose what to do.
the first quads chosed northkorea and trips chosed him to take out a kin jong poster on a hotel.
>>67823282
>fucking idiots needs to learn you dont break the law in 3rd world countries
the law doesn't matter and is way too harsh. NK is an extremely oppressive 3rd world shithole for a reason. therefore it's a classic "punishment doesn't fit the crime" situation.
>>67823572
GOOK PRIVILEGE
>>67823493
A poster on a wall he wasn't supposed to be near
>>67817228
men shouldn't cry
north korea can have him
>>67817228
No sympathy.
What a fucking idiot.
>>67823626
doesent matter, its their law and their way.
>>67823620
>>67823406
we also asked for proofs, soo he had to bring the poster back from bestkorea.
>>67823626
implying that this is not a madeup excuse to force this faggot to prison.
implying that he even did.
>>67823493
some propaganda poster
>>67823626
what do you mean the law doesnt matter? obviously it does
>>67823572
Yeah if you equate being black with stupid
>>67817228
>be american
>go to a country where pissing in street carries 15 years sentence
>piss on street anyways
>gets caught and have to serve 15 years.
>IT WAS JUST A PRANK PRO. 15 YEARS? HE DIDNT DO NUFFIN. MUFFUGAS RACISS
>proceeds to cry like a literal bitch faggot on camera
>>67823842
they have him on video
>>67817228
>said he had tried to steal a propaganda banner as a trophy for an acquaintance who wanted to hang it in her church.
My god, behold the power of pussy. This bitch just unknowingly sentence this man to hell on earth. I do pity this poor mother fucker but dude should've weighted in the consequences.
>>67823626
>the law doesn't matter
go steal a poster in NK and try saying that again
>>67818452
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>>67817554
I'd rather be shot by the AA gun Kim used on his uncle instead of being forced into one of those work/death camps. Probably one of the prolonged shittiest ways to die.
>>67823626
The punishment fits for them and their culture. Can't judge them on Western ideology
>>67823934
its korea they just forced him to do that.
i also doubt that they have the video, they dont show it at all.
>>67822886
North Korean prisons are basically dungeons.
>>67823738
If it was just a poster why didn't he offer to buy it? It is not like these people are above taking dollars.
Something doesn't add up here
>>67824160
Depends. Here's an interview with an American who went to one:
https://www.nknews.org/2014/11/matthew-millers-excellent-adventure-in-north-korea/
>>67818354
North Korea is so fucking full of themselves. I'm so ready to fucking burn the entire nation to ashes with no survivors and just start over.
>>67822908
Iran is actually pretty comfy for a Muslim shithole.
>>67823433
Not true. His passport (which they seized) states the following.
>The Secretary of State of the United States of America requests all whom it may concern to permit the citizen of the United States named herein to pass without delay or hindrance and in case of need to give all lawful aid and protection.
Its never been invoked in the modern era, but this is a formal proclamation and policy state of the US Government. US Citizens are protected, and any Government who violates this proclamation risk that Governments "displeasure".
North Korea of late has put Iran to shame when it comes to grabbing US Citizens to use as political hostages.
It should not be understated that the US Governments official stance is that the violation of the Secretary of States proclamation in the US Passports is grounds for military action against the offending parties. We do it a lot against criminal entities and terrorist groups, but the US also reserves the right to do it to countries as well.
>>67817554
Finns are pussies too, are you trying to say we should be beta pals Finran?
>>67824333
obama is to much of a pussy to do this
>>67822908
>tfw too tall to be tortured
>>67819888
*teleports behind*
heh...
Why do americans think they can stomp all over the world shitting on locals and ignoring their rules with no punishment?
Your gubment won't save you.
>>67824420
literally nothing
>>67824420
He dindunuffin he wuz a gud boi.
Murrica, your manhatten will be meltdown.
Banzai
>>67817228
What the fuck was this idiot doing in NK?
On one in their right mind goes there.
>>67824271
one does not simply buy propaganda poster,
most of those would be considered , racist as fuck and openly threatening civilians with torture.
>there are few laws that ONU considers against human nature.
And getting one of those posters could make ONU accept us going full war against korea.
>>67818354
I'm sure he just said that because that's what they wanted to hear.
>>67817228
>US college student
>intentionally traveling to North Korea
>>67824678
They grew up thinking nothing they do will ever have consequences.
We call these people Democrats.
>>67824420
Why even go to best Korea? That place is a shithole.
>>67819375
he'll die in 1/5 of that time
desu this sounds like the plot to a b- hulu movie
>>67824888
atleast he won't have to pay his student debts
>>67818860
I agree, he is a dipshit. Hopefully this will be a lesson to all.
>>67824902
White UVA student? Almost certainly a Republican.
>>67824160
Well then make friends with a wizard, a half elf and a dwarf and go exploring mother fucker.
>>67817228
He goes to North Korea, not South Korea, not Japan, not even fucking China, he goes to NORTH KOREA and decides to pull that stunt?
How fucking clueless can he be?
They hate foreigners, they are extremely patriotic AND THEY ARE LOOKING FOR ANY EXCUSE TO FUCK WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD, specially English speaking nations.
Where did he study?! Has he no cultural knowledge of the world?
Is he a liberal fag that thinks he can do whatever he wants cuz' daddy will pay for it?
Fuck him. Let him pay for being stupid.
Someone will bail him out eventually.
Seems a bit excessive and the guy is obviously going to die from being over worked
But it is what it is, you don't go to a place like North Korea and fuck around.
>>67825157
Heh.
Article said he was a "star soccer player in high school" so I wouldn't be surprised if he got some kind of athlete scholarship for college.
>>67817554
To be fair. He will be getting fucked in the ass by men half his size for the next 15 years.
I would probably be crying too.
I'm sure you would take bottom like a man though.
>>67825294
>UVA
democrat
>>67824888
>Go to worst dictatorship in the world with some of the harshest laws
>Break the law
What a genius.
>>67824679
Not true actually. The USA has a history of defending its citizens abroad militarily.
>>67824776
Britain used to do this too, before they became Pakistani
>>67824986
He's an idiot kid. Idiot kids do stupid things. But this does not remove North Koreas complicity in the matter.
Frankly put, a country like North Korea should not be ALLOWED to do this in the first place.
>>67825294
>Republican tourist to a communist country
>>67822341
justify 15 years in a gulag, where he'll most likely die in a fraction of that time, for taking a banner
>>67817228
This kid wanted to be a bankerfag at Goldman Sachs or some other highfaluting Wall Street money house.
The only thing he's going to be banking now is fifteen years of his motherfucking life in Starving Chink Gulag Town.
>>67817228
Why arnt you moving in warships yet burgers?
>haha I saw those American propagandist movies that showed NK as a silly kooky country
>lmao I'm gonna mess with them just like the movies, epic shenanigans incoming!
>>67825686
Yeah but it seemed like a good idea at the time!
>>67825686
they don't have to justify anything
Their country, their rules
>>67817655
This.
I'll probably catch flack, It's fine, But does no one consider exactly(Looking at you Finland poster) register how devastating imprisonment is in the USA?
;Either you make enough money committing a crime to buy your way out of it and/or live cozy in Club Fed, or you are a literal vessel of cheap labor and rape for YEARS.
How long is a year? A YEAR. Really think about this. Remember when you told yourself you'd give up vices, get in shape, get a girlfriend, for 2016? Notice how you still haven't done any of that? It's only MARCH.
Imagine being told that you will be in jail until March 2026?
I'd personally kill myself. I have already developed my contingency plans. I refuse to be another cog in that particular machine. Death is better than that.
Oh you're a tough guy on the internet though, talking on a board which is against normal culture? Hey did you know the guy, the "ringleader" of lulzsec is facing something to the effect of 127+ years?
Push a man against a wall and tell him he is literally destroyed, FOREVER, with no hope of redemption. Find me a man that won't, if he's clever, blow his brains out ON THE SPOT, and you're mocking someone merely having a break down?
Fuck you, and fuck your opinion on laws. As an American, seeing all of the ugliness we have to deal with on a daily amount, no person should be forced into any type of punishment that surpasses 3 years, and if they are repeat offenders FUCK THEM, but on a first sentence, you're either out of your fucking mind or you're a psychopath, or maybe you're just sheltered...probably the latter.
Captcha: I'm not a robot
They asked me to select something within that captcha, but I just wish you'd realize that you are infact a fucking robot.
It says in the LORDS BOOK that THOU SHALL STEAL and he stole. He needs to pay his debt in the country where the crime happened. It is the will of god.
>>67825601
A country like North Korea shouldn't be allowed to exist. It exists today because there is basically a veto system on getting rid of them. All the major players need to be sick of them *at the same time* for anything to happen.
It wouldn't take open warfare. All it would take is untying a bunch of crazy assholes' hands.
>>67817228
They probably gave him more years for his obvious homosexuality.
>>67826073
>THOU SHALL STEAL
is this the nigger bible?
>>67825899
Give it time. Obama won't do it. Trump or Hillary are almost certain too. North Korea has been poking the eagle for awhile now.
>>67819888
lmao, that's pretty good, but like some other person replied, he's from Ohio He's been landlocked his entire life, little chance he knows how to sail a boat.
THE YEAR OF SJW BLOW OUTS
>>67825899
Sending warships over one college student seems like total overkill, even for Burgerland.
kek at his defence
>my sister needs me
>I am human
would probably slap some years on top for that half assed excuse
NK perspective per their news:
Pyongyang, March 17 (KCNA) -- The world public is becoming increasingly assertive about the justice of the satellite launch of the DPRK.
Recently, various international bodies and experts verified the fact that the earth observation satellite Kwangmyongsong-4 was launched to use space for peaceful purposes from A to Z.
A doctor at a cosmophysics center of the U.S. on March 10 said that a satellite of north Korea is going round the earth along its orbit, acknowledging the credibility of the assertion that it is an earth observation satellite.
Its orbit is clearly displayed on the website tracking the satellite in real time on the basis of the data sent by the North American Aero-space Defense Command.
Nevertheless, the U.S. is still describing the DPRK's satellite launch as a "provocative act of escalating tensions", terming it a "long-range missile" test-fire. This is, indeed, a far-fetched assertion.
The DPRK's activities for developing outer space for peaceful purposes were compelled to cover an untrodden difficult path owing to the U.S. and other forces disturbing them.
The U.S. and other hostile forces, regarding the DPRK, an independent country, as a thorn in their flesh, used to term its satellite liftoff for peaceful purposes a "long-range missile" launch and force the UN to meet their brigandish demands.
No article of the UN Charter allows the UNSC to deprive any country of its right to peaceful use of outer space stipulated in international law.
>>67826452
Should the DPRK's satellite launch be called into question, all the countries including the U.S. which launched satellites should be taken to task. History records more than 9 000 satellite launches but the UNSC has never adopted a resolution banning them, except for the DPRK's satellite liftoffs.
What merits a serious attention is that the U.S. launched intercontinental ballistic missile Minuteman-3 in its mainland recently.
Reuters reported that the U.S. test-fired Minuteman-3 against the backdrop of the escalating tension in Korea, adding that its test-fire totaled 15 since 2011.
The U.S. should give up its sinister attempt to deprive the sovereign state of its independent and legitimate right and immediately stop its brazen-faced action against satellite launches for peaceful purposes. -0-
>>67825990
ok with 3 years first offense, death penalty for the second..like right away
>>67826168
King James Version
>>67826260
He's a 21st century hippie. These people know outdoors survival like solid gold ingots know how to swim.
>>67826250
Well i watch the video of him crying and begging and it broke my heart, i need the norks to pay with blood and hellfire thanks
>>67826382
Except its not really about "one college kid". Its about the last decade and a half of seizing US citizens for hostage negotiations.
That is very much worthy of sending warships.
>>67825601
"Frankly put, a country like North Korea should not be ALLOWED to do this in the first place."
What? It's their country. It's their laws.
You go to America and decide to steal a flag, you get the same treatment.
Not the same sentence, yes, but you still committed a crime.
>we're at the point now where faggots are actually defending North Korea
Fuck those cucks, bomb 'em like ya did Japan
>>67819888
9/10 needs more ninjustu.
>>67817228
We should threaten to invade or release American prisoners
>>67817228
Obviously NK is insane and their laws are a joke, but everyone knows this. As an American, to go there at a time when international tension with them is high and try to be a "free spirit and thinker who pushes the envelop!" is the stupidest fucking thing you can do. This is what happens when pants on head retarded libcuck college students step out into the real world. Actual oppression isn't like the "microagressions" they're used to complaining about on campus.
We absolutely should not waste political resources getting this idiot back. Clearly the education system is a failure if a "bright and intelligent young man" like this would waltz into North Korea and think he could get away with being a wise guy.
>>67825978
>Their country, their rules
i guess that's why theres no such thing as a canadian revolution
>>67826581
Not how this works though. We can dress this up in whatever legal niceties we want, about how they are allowed to apply their own laws within their own borders.
However, nobody can say with a straight face that this is even remotely true. North Korean "law" such as it is, is about as capricious as at it gets. It barely even qualifies as "law" since North Korea is a quasi-religious autocracy dependent on the whims of its absolute leader. In that respect, their application of "law" can only be seen as a deliberate and calculated application of State power.
>tfw I'm in the same frat as this fucking retard
>>67826676
All I'm getting is that we need to send our Bisexual "I identify as a toaster" fucks to Best Korea.
Why didn't he just ask for a flag or something to take home?
>>67826760
you theta chi boys are faggots across the board, serious nation wide cuckery
This kid looks like a social justice warrior.
They're not going to torture him, they're just going to sit him in a cushy little room with videogames until stockholm syndrome sets in. Then they make a shill out of him and give him a US proxy for shitposting on /pol/ all day, 15 years from now that kid is going to be their propaganda minister.
>>67826513
A King you say?
>>67819171
>Virginia
>told to rip poster by church
Nice try cuck
>>67817228
Who the fuck goes on vacation to North Fucking Korea?
How the fuck do we even know he stole shit? They could have planted that shit on him at any time to false flag and get some kind of bargaining chip. Fucking chink fucks hope they get fucking decimated.
>>67819068
>Lol he snuck into non-toursist area and tried to steal a poster of the wall he was told not to be near
According to North Korea, whose word is basically worthless.
For all anyone knows, they just jailed his ass so they have more trophies to wave around like their rockets that don't work and armies which are a foot shorter than the average teenager.
>>67827006
People who reached legal adulthood and saved up for a plane ticket, without ever acquiring critical thinking skills or a sense of danger.
>>67826887
and what other frats didn't give you a bid?
>>67819068
Yeah, this. he knew the risks and is a complete fool for breaking them. I met a few people traveling who had been to North Korea. You are constantly reminded by your guide not to touch anything, and your guide should be watching you at all times.
IDK how he thought he could get away with this.
>>67817228
Well, at least this gives the US an excuse to finally destroy that shitty country.
>Anons are seriously defending this white nigger
He went to North Korea and thought that he could get away with stealing a piece of an NK propaganda poster, what the fuck do you (or him for that matter) think was going to happen WHEN they found out? Slap on the wrist and let him be on his way?
Play stupid games, you win stupid prizes, and he played one of the most idiotic games that you could attempt to play. The stupid cunt is lucky he's getting off with that. I'm not saying he's "lucky" because I feel like he should be killed for this, far from it, but he's lucky that NK is making him ONLY do 15 years of labor.
Maybe he'll learn not to go to one of the most psychotically run countries on the Earth, then for shits and giggles try and commit a crime there as if it's his parents fifth car he's wrecked, and expect a shake-of-the-head in response. Fuck him.
>>67827024
We don't. The last several US prisoners who were released explicitly said they were kidnapped from their apartments late at night and forced to read confessions or face torture.
http://www.topsecretwriters.com/2013/12/why-north-korea-forced-an-old-korean-war-veteran-to-apologize/
Just little kim trying to stir shit up again.
>>67826511
Man, and how many people even remember memes from 3 years ago? And those are just MEMES - that's not even LIFE AS A PERSON KNOWS IT (unless they're raised by the internet at which they're void because they don't know fucking anything).
3 years, IMO, is fucking extreme as it is, but if I had to make the choice that'd probably be the most.
We're past that now, we've got the devices to figure out who is and who isn't a genetic abnormality; The problem is we're no longer allowed to do texts on fixing abnormalities.(B-But it cost too much to use them! ~ what? When every country is billions in debt to other countries?)
Lobotomies were fucked up, but Gary Busey is still around, doing his shit, although we crack jokes. But we're not permitted to lobotomize or really, any brain experiments on anyone, although science has proven that the brain (and gut) are the epicenter of personality.
/pol/ is disgusting in all the right ways, and I love it, but to even see someone proposing to lock a human up in a cage is disgusting. 2012 /pol/ would spit on that opinion.
>>67817655
what? koreans sentenced him to get married?
>>67822462
IF WE BURN, YOU BURN WITH US
So he's a spy right. I've never ever seen such fake tears or such acting in my life.
>>67827301
>He went to North Korea and thought that he could get away with stealing
Literally fucking retarded. Consider growing a brain nork gook sama.
https://www.nknews.org/2014/02/lies-and-confessions-how-some-got-through-north-koreas-self-criticism-sessions/
>>67827049
I'm guessing you nailed it.
He would have had to be pants on head retarded for the story to be true. There ARE people this stupid alive, but much more likely he was a koreaboo who got randomly ambushed just to be a pawn in the party's domestic schemes.
Also: don't trust anything that comes out of the mouth of their "leader." That fat boy is NK's Gorbachev and their government is entirely capable of imploding without any external meddling.
>>67827137
No really, what kind of brain damage leads one to think of North Korea first when one thinks of great vacation destinations?
actually it was a good plan,,
most likely he will be released some point during this year (after lifting some sactions or trading)
then there will be interviesvs, book deals and maybe some shitty movie.
>>67825947
LIONS, STOP, IT WAS JUST A PRANK ,A JOKE
>>67827397
his tears are fake as shit but I doubt hes a spy. Just a faggot
>>67824333
Thats fucking rich coming from an american who literally sponsor terrorist as they see fit and call them freedom fighters
elsewhere freedom fighters may be considered terrorists
American foreign affairs just shapes the narrative to their interests and doesnt give a fuck about NATO agreements
Now thats being full of yourself
>>67819888
it's perfect. you are one of the good americans.
>>67827137
>critical thinking skills or a sense of danger.
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>>67817228
Lol. I can already imagine the youtube title.
>BANNER PRANK - GONE NORTH KOREA
>>67827561
>Thats fucking rich coming from an american who literally sponsor terrorist as they see fit and call them freedom fighters
You're not wrong.
Doesn't make it right when someone else does it.
>The most common causes of death are persistent malnutrition, work accidents and illnesses. Kim reported that in the 1990s her family only received 7 kg (15 lb) of corn per month and occasionally some bean paste (Doenjang) or salt. In order to survive they had to search for edible plants, leaves and insects. She saw many bodies of starved or executed people lying all around the roads and even reported cases of cannibalism. Since the prisoners have to work 16 – 18 hours in the mines every day without any protection, after few years most suffer from pneumoconiosis and many die from it. Kim developed a pulmonary tumor because of the inhaled dust. Work accidents often lead to limb amputations. Many children have frostbite, because they have no shoes and have to go barefoot even in winter.
>>67818155
God I hope not. Let him rot for being a fucking idiot. He should be made an example of and the US should do nothing for him.
>>67827476
Liberalism, seriously.
Liberals believe in endless excuses for endless transgressions, IF YOU QUALIFY. Poor little bastard didn't realize he does not qualify inside North Korea's borders.
>>67827600
>that pic
is that manlytears?
>>67825538
Strigoi
>>67827628
>Kim reported that the prisoners have no human rights and are treated at the guards’ mercy. To humiliate the prisoners, the guards would force them to get on their knees, and then spit into the prisoner's mouths and make them swallow the spit. If prisoners do not immediately obey, they are savagely beaten. The prisoners are monitored almost continuously by security agents and are urged to spy on each other and to denounce other prisoners.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pukchang_concentration_camp
>>67827252
i got a bid but went with a heterosexual organization
>>67817228
I blame Bernie Sanders. He still hasn't disavowed all his faggot supporters taking down Trump signs. These faggots actually think it's ok to fuck with other peoples property.
