Since he's black, probably a promotion.

>>67816726
he should be invited to the white house! cool cock!

>>67816932
HE WAS BLACK, the video has a black dick in it

>>67816726
nothing is going to happen, but he should be outted public and fired so he can't get any sort of job

>>67818911
law enforcement is looking into this, literally the feds are looking for this guy. kellogs wants criminal charges i think

He has to eat a bowl of piss and Rice Krispies

>>67819116
I suppose it would be pretty bad PR if you were the company that let some guy piss in others' cornflakes and let them get away with it.

>mfw when this causes a rash of copy-cat occurrences

never eating american food again

link to video?

>>67819693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahCH5EUwj04

le who pissed in your cornflakes meme

>>67816726
So, this is the definition of enriched cereal.

>>67816726
He probably added more nutrition to it.

>>67816726
Why the fuck do they take video and photos?

>>67820974
To show to their whatsapp buddies probably.

>>67819116
When they locate the nigger that did this will he claim that that he dindu nuffin?

>>67817056
Under8d

>>67821347
probably claim it wasnt his dick

we have dick forensics now.

I fucking love rice crispies and am really pissed off about this shit. The company should make a blanket statement against blacks in general to kick of the race war. Punishing an individual will not give me the justice I deserve

>>67821699
Spotted the teenager.

i used to carry these fake piss bottles with me that make u pass drug tests.
the way this guy pisses reminds me exactly of how it looked when u released the fake tube from the tube.
i think theres a decent chance its fake. usually when u piss especially under a pressure situation like this u release the urine with some kind of stuttering or at least with different pressure. in the video it just comes out in a full go from the get go which is pretty weird and instantly i thought of my good ole fake piss bottle

>>67822305
Was fuer ein tolle geschichte fruend.

Nahmen Sie drogen? Deswegen hast du kuenstlichen Piss?

>>67821808
Excuse me, I'm a man-child anon

>>67822305
>u release the urine with some kind of stuttering

maybe if you have some kind of german coughing bladder syndrome
I piss a steady stream from start to finish. Maybe you should do some clenching excercises

>>67821524

>penis inspection day

>>67816726

is this viral yet

does the company know yet?