>Salam alaykum brother, your pizza has arrived. That will be $19.99, plus tip, plus jizya.
Your response?
>>67804477
Wu Alaykm A Salam
"Indian" pizza?
Oh god please no.
Throw pork at him
>>67804477
>give him #20
>give him the tip
>don't have for jizya
>he begins pulling out his sabre
>I ask him to hold on one second, and come back with a goat
>his eyes light up
>the sabre is sheathed, and The Sabre is unsheathed, then sheathed, then unsheathed, then sheathed, and stays there while bliss spreads across his face
>he forgives me for not having for jizya this time
>I take the goat, slaughter it, and give the meat as a present to my muslim neighbors
"Excuse me , I asked for bacon"
>>67804477
>walk into pizza store run by poo in loo
>turn 360 degrees and walk out the store
>>67804477
>call up indian pizza joint
>ask for hamburger
>>67804477
Nigga, what the fuck is a jizya?
>Ah, it finally arrived, peace be upon you! Too bad I don't have any cash, but I can pay in another way...
Wat do?
>>67804477
Get the fuck off my porch
>>67804477
>long sikh mustache
bro tier
>$20 for shitty pooinloo pizza
There's a Sikh-run place near me where you can get 2 larges for $14.
It's pretty good too.
>>67805018
>10/10 turkish girl
>>67805018
does anyone know if a woman would require a hijab to cover up her beard
>>67804477
fuckamoose hacks and tries stumpping trump get in here pol >>67804116
>>67804477
>your halal pepperoni pizza has arrived
FTFY
If you want to shitpost about mudslimes, at least do it properly.
>>67804477
>plus jizya
uh... o-ok.
*unzips pants*
your jizz, sir. you have a good day.
>>67805067
Move to fucking dearborn michigan, then tell me how bro-tier they are. Fuck you you fucknig canadacuck. Syrup nigger fucking faggot.
Here is a $20 bill. Now get the hell of my property.
>>67804477
I didnt order no jizz on my pizza plus you left the pork off im not give you shit sandnigger
>>67804477
You better not jizya on my pizya.
>>67804477
>plus Jizya
OH, you're not a Sikh Bro.. stand right there, I'll be right back.
Do you take .22LR leads? I think you do.
>>67805018
>Arab
90% sure that's a sikh
>>67804894
jizya tax
its a tax that non-Muslims have to pay
>>67805351
>dearborn michigan,
What does this have to do with Sikhs, though?
>>67805801
They run that fucking city, with their call to fucking morning prayer that plays over the loudspeakers.
>Poo in Loos
>Muslim
God damn this is bad bait
>>67805853
Those evil Sikh jihadis taking over with their vegetarian food and meditation?
>>67804477
Is it Hindu pizza or Halal pizza? Could it possibly be Punjabi pizza? Also why would you eat there? Don't you have Italians?
>>67804477
is this what Jay-Z means when he says the Rizza the Jizzya?
I don't live in a country controlled by Muslims! Fuck your jizz-ya!
>>67806002
And annoying propaganda that pisses off the polish people there? Same in hamtrammack, The poles are pissed.
>>67804477
I tried my best.
>>67805928
/pol/ should realize mudslimes shave or trim their mustaches
>>67806293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOzhgeGX8BM
>>67806293
I've visited most Sikh temples around me. I've never heard a Sikh 'call to prayer'. Are you sure you're describing them, friend?
What's an Indian pizza look like?
damn OP, you being a britfag, i would think you would know the difference between indian hindi/sikhs and muslims :P
>>67804477
>There is salami on my pizza?
>Wait did you just say jizz?
>>67806651
Yes,
T. I live near fucking dearborn.
>>67804477
FUCK.
This is triggering. I gave up pizza for lent. you have NO IDEA how badly I want pizza right now...
>>67806701
My town is 98.4% white British my man. Not everywhere is like Londonistan.
>>67806671
more chicken and spicy stuff
>>67804477
>>>>>>tips
lmao
>>67804766
>>67805791
I think it is only for Christians, Jews and Zoroastrians.
>>67804681
makes getting diarrhea easier and more convenient
>>67804477
do Sikhs require jizya?
>>67807296
that's because everybody else is killed
>>67804681
Poo poo pie
>>67804849
(You)
>>67804477
Waiiiit! Isn't this the Canadian army guy?
>>67804477
Wrong address
>>67807105
mcdonalds india is random as fuck though
>>67806480
Jesus Fucking Christ, how do they let them get away with that shit? What is sleep even?
>>67804477
I'm sorry, we don't accept American currency here in England.
>>67807481
Because they are the majority,
What the fuck do you think will happen when a population starts to reflect the shithole they left?
Why do you think we want to deport mexicans, because we don't want to live in fucking mexico.
"Nigger"
>>67806480
>adhan
that's the muslim call to prayer
here's sikh call to prayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ_dOUAnQSM
I have an Indian run pizza place close to my work and its absolutely fucking awful, I'll drive an extra 15 minutes just to get to a pizza pizza, and I'm not picky with pizza its just that bad. Cheapest fucking garbage ingredients.
All the pizza pizzas here are run by Indians as well but they have to follow consistent recipes and ingredients and shit cause its a franchise so its still good, pizza pizza is god your desu.
I love in Brampton tho so everything is run by Indians desu
>>67806399
Too bad nobody will look at what you did.
>>67807690
It's in fucking dearborn, a majority Sikh population.
Gonna need some proof that's not a Sihk call to prayer too, just because it differs from redion to region.
is it halal
>>67805149
There's a Korean pizza place near me with pretty good pizza for the price.
It's called "Napoli's", kek.
Why does he want my jizz? He some kinda weird faggot or something
$20 for that minuscule pizza? I thought you were a muslim pizza joint not a jewish one.
>>67807105
Where is this? And why do Indians always call meat based shit "non veg"(even when vegetables are clearly included)?
>>67807707
>I live in Brampton
You poor, poor soul
>tfw going to a Halal 50s Americana diner
>>67805351
^I had a guy on Wireclub (chat room)say that Dearborn MI was fine, no muslims or barely and it's just propaganda, he said he has a house there...is this true?
>>67807707
>I love in Brampton
Same here, pal. Which area?
>>67808546
dominos indian website and i think "non veg" is supposed to mean "non vegetarian" since the "veg" menu has to meat.
>>67804477
As a pizza man I can confirm that not only is the "plus tip" meme untrue, we actually are not allowed to ask for a tip of any sort. It has to be the customer's idea to tip.
>>67808808
He's right about there being few muslims,
The sihks are just as backwards, they will just vote to commit jihad instead of violence.
>>67804477
>indian
>jizya
Lol
>>67804477
The dumpster is out back my man.
I've tried pizza made by pakis.
It's amazingly good, but no less than 20 minutes after finishing the pizza it feels like I'm shitting razorblades.
let us enjoy!
>>67809258
>>67807707
>there are places in this world where fucking Pizza Pizza is considered the best pizza around
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
>>67809401
>>67809426
>>67809471
>>67805343
God dammit.
You should have said:
I've got some jizz for ya.
>>67809258
>>67809401
>>67809426
>>67809471
I wish I lived in a world where you could tell if this was a joke or not.
Don't have to tip in the middle east. One aspect I prefer over North America.
>>67809590
i got more
>>67809681
THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED. IT IS NOW 100% HALAL
>>67804477
>Salam alaykum
>Posts a Sikh picture
Are you fucking retarded?
>>67809755
>stubble
Shaving is haram.
>no beards
Clean shaven? In Mecca? Haram.
>>67808924
I know what "non veg" means lol, I'm just wondering why they don't just call it "meat". It's just incorrect, as many of the "non veg" pizzas do in fact contain "veg"
>>67806399
needs a guy pooping in the background and employees with shitty hands tbqh famalam
>>67804477
idk but i have the feeling that the guy in the picture is bro tier
>>67808851
Old Brampton probably 2 minute drive from the train/bus terminal thing downtown
Fuck off Abir why are you even touching this pizza if I ordered it with sausage? Did you forget the sausage?
>>67811194
Lmao sucks to suck friend
Good thing no Islam's here
>I'll give you some jizya.
>*Unzips dick*
>>67805018
COk ID, noice
>>67811586
>>67812316
>>67813199
>autism in action
>>67809403
>not liking Pizza Nova
nigger pls
>>67810380
its a predominantly vegetarian culture and the vegetarian stuff probably sells more.
>>67813354
why do you have a zipper on your dick?
>>67804477
"Fuck off with your cultist bullshit, let me get that pizza. Here's $20, that shiuld be exactly ¢1 in tips."
>>67813570
>why do you have a zipper on your dick?
>being this new
>>67804477
I'll tell you what. You try gettin' from where you're standin', to the front door, coz I reckon I could shoot you from where you're sittin' to the front door. Coz that's about as long as you've got to produce the pizza for me, RIGHT NOW.
I'll give you twenty seconds to produce some pizza, else I'll fuckin' shoot ya.
>>67813514
>he doesn't like canadacucks
>let's...let's call him autistic!
I feel really REALLY bad for you
>>67813615
do you even have pizza shops in your rock of a country?
>>67813570
> pizza nova
Seriously? I fucking hate that place. It goes:
Pizza Pizza
Ginos
Joes
Gustos
<< POWER GAP >>
241
Pizza Hut
<< POWER GAP 2 >>
Everything else
>>67814547
>>67814547
Yeah, I think I counted once, we have about 5 resturaunts designated for pizza and about 12 or so shops, that sell pizza with a bunch of other stuff.
>>67804849
360° is fucking circle, moron. You'd be facing Pajeet again.
>>67814572
if were only talking major chains Nova beats the fuck out of Pizza Pizza.
the only reason anyone ever calls them is for the free movie pass promotions.
>>67804477
Jack off on him, he did ask for jizz
>>67804477
>Muslim man wants another man's jizya
>Islam forbids homosexual relations
>>67804477
Fuck off or I'll jizya in the face.
>>67807707
>pizza pizza
>good
Holy fuck you inbred fuck. All the car crashes in Brampladesh must have scrambled your brains. Based Mississaugan here
>>67814572
Pizza Pizza the best pizza?? Kek you're an absolute pleb. You literally have garbage taste. I feel sorry for you.
>>67804477
He a Sikh. Not a muzzie. I can tell from his beard.
Also what the fuck is 'Indian pizza'?
>>67815380
poo outside of a loo
>Salam alaykum
>salam I like cum
>jizya
why are Islamic words so gay?
jizya is just sandspeak for paying a tax to the local warlord
If you're not delivering this kind of tribute in real life, then you're probably either NEET or Jewish.
>>67815582
Because Muhammad's original teachings were warped. When he invented the burqa, it was so they could hide women from men's eyes and thus propagate homosexuality.
>>67815708
I thought it was the tax they imposed on non-Muslims living in Muslim lands who follow one of the other Abrahamic religions.
>>67804681
People are eating it Uk so that they even made a business out it.
>>67804477
alaykum assalām, i think you're commiting a mistake i'm not people of the book i live under the teachings of the prophet(pbuh).
the reconquista was only posible by lying and stabbing in the back
>>67804477
What do you mean by this
>>67815893
Shit in the toilet
>>67815985
Oh, sorry akhi. How's your jihad training going? I finished my basics.
>>67804477
i aint no dhimmi you shitskin mother fucker and this isint the Islamic Republic of the United Kingdom, this is the Mother Fucking United Goddamn States of America and we only care about two things, guns and freedom so give me my pizza and fuck off back to Islamabad
>>67814928
>being this new
Allah be with you. Here you go my good man.
>>67816430
that shop
>>67816228
you just missed a fierce debate in the madrasa, we're still thinking is al-Baghdadi should be our calipha or pick a worthy man to rule over the Qurtuba Caliphate again
>>67804477
I don't tip Muslims or blacks.
>>67815866
Just like Sicilians do for non-Sicilians, or Jews, or beaners, chinks, etc.
I honestly believe US blacks are trying to form their own mafia network, but they just can't pull it off because they keep falling for racebaiters' promises of free shit and no rules.
>>67804477
Just give him a little jizz, you know.
>>67816014
Eating Indian pizza will make you shit yourself before you even get to a toilet.
>>67816430
>being so new you got reverse b8ed
>>67804681
>>67804880
>>67806152
>>67806671
>>67816006
googled some "indian" pizza places in town.
seems like the same shit that all the non indian places are making.
>>67817086
>getting reverse reverse b8ed this easily
>>67817275
You got me
>>67817275
>Not posting the version where there is another Jew behind the lizardman.
>>67804766
> pizza 20$
The average prize restaurants charge here is 8-9 euro for large with 1-2 euro delivery.
Nobody over here tips for delivery that I know, at least I never tip it is in the delivery cost already lol.
>>67804766
>but you're croatian!
>>67816675
>Sunni
Heh, heh. Yeah. Uh, I have to go do taraweeh. Eh.
>>67815570
I'm white English you fat cunt.
>>67807449
I would kill myself if i had no beef
>>67818462
>implying im not a shia commiting taquiya
>>67818836
God save the loo.
>>67818836
>UK
>white
kek
>>67818881
India, where cows and toliets are sacred
>>67815893
Unload in commode
>>67804477
pull out dick, spray jizz in his face. give him a dollar and slam the door shut
>>67819046
>America
>White
Keks in excelsis
>>67819046
The brown parts of the UK are London, Labour strongholds in England and cities in the south. The rest of the UK is very white.
>>67819440
Sixty something percent is still a majority, though they really need to do something about their brown problem soon.
>>67819440
the fact that lord trump is steamrolling across america is proof that america is white
if he loses the general election, then there is no hope for whites in america
but the fact that nigel and UKIP got buttfucked means that UK is not white
>>67817275
With is the alien giving the illuminati? What is the reptile giving the gray? DNA?
>>67819676
Yeah, but Trump isn't getting all his support from just whites - is he? He's not a racist - Black people and Latinos vote for him.
>>67819676
>but the fact that nigel and UKIP got buttfucked means that UK is not white
I know you're trolling but UKIP's loss (and the SNP's gain up here in Scotland) was due to the voting system the UK has: First Past The Post. The aim is to result in strong majority governments but when all of the major parties have gone to shit it screws over other parties.
>>67819701
It's just a meme
I didn't make it
>>67818958
Shia need to have some sort of clandestine sign upon meeting with one another after Da'ish conquer the world
>>67820029
we may or may not have one already sorry but i cant tell more to kuffar
>>67804477
you want my jizz?
well, who am i to judge in 2016!
>proceed to jizz all over their face
>>67819046
>The UK's population is predominantly White British. Being located close to continental Europe, the countries that formed the United Kingdom were subject to many invasions and migrations, especially from Scandinavia and the continent, including Roman occupation for several centuries. Historically, British people were thought to be descended mainly from the different ethnic stocks that settled there before the 11th century: pre-Celtic, Celtic, Anglo-Saxon, Viking and Norman.
UK is over 90% white. America is about 60% white.
Source: internet.
tfw half French.
Fuck off you fat Yank.
>>67804477
A sikh bro would never ask for jizya.
>>67804766
>>67804766
For fuck's sake.
You made me spill my tea.
Fucking hell.
>>67804477
fugen terrerestss
>>67804477
As long as it`s americunt board, i suppose it will be something about representation.
>>67804477
>indians
>muslims
Come on John, you're not so retarded you can't distinguish durka durkas from street shitters.
The hindus and sikhs are at least somewhat civilized, despite their particular ideas about hygiene.
>>67821832
Last time I checked this was a Siberian board hosted in the Gulags.
>>67821454
>tea
Hah. So stereotypical
I used to work with Muslims at a pizza place.
I would chase them around the restaurant with a piece of bacon.
Their reactions were hilarious. 10/10 would do again.
DESIGNATED
PIZZA
DROPPINGS
>>67814988
I don't watch movies. Pizza pizza is legit.
>>67815340
Don't feel sorry for me, I make more money than you, am taller and better looking and I fucked your mom last night she sucked some creamy garlic off my knob.
>>67823186
Sure kid. I'd wreck you faggot
>>67804477
>muslim
100% sure that's a sikh.
>>67804681
>>67805149
>>67807105
>>67807707
>>67809191
>>67816829
Having been to India and tasted Indian pizzas, I'm gonna have to agree in saying that they are absolute shit. The differences are relatively small, but it seems so wrong.
>>67807449
I must say, however, that Indian McDonalds, for its lack of beef, is actually pretty good. Probably the only amalgamation of Indian and American cuisine that's turned out pretty good.
t. 2nd generation Indian who was born in the US but visits India from time to time.
>>67822791
>So stereotypical
But true. I drink gallons of it. About ten cups a day. Tea is delicious.
I haven't had coffee for over ten years. It's for French and Americans.
My favourite teas are Darjeeling, Earl Grey and Lapsang Souchong. Or lapsoush as I call it. It tastes a bit smokey. Darjeeling is a power blast, Earl Grey is very gentle.
>>67804477
I ORDERED WITH BACON.
>>67824941
>Earl Grey
I personally can't stand the stuff. I mostly drink Assam.
>>67804477
Does Indian Pizza come without the poo?
>>67825256
that sounds like interest brother. i don't want to break islamic law. give $19 in ones and 99 pennies and shut door
>>67825412
I loved that show, but wish they had shown more regional diversity among the British. Posh English is the commander, working class Enlgish is the gunner, loader is a Welshman, Driver is Scottish and the radio operator is N. Irish. Would have been perfect.
>>67804477
I immediately execute the faggot responsible for making these shitty tipping threads for years.
>>67825884
>MFW you realise they're all Japanese
>>67814928
every fucking time
>>67811194
Ahh true, I live up in the Fletchers MEadow area, have for 14 years
>>67814228
I was calling you autistic for posting 3 times in a row, idiot.
>>67825256
Assam is great tea. Please accept my apologies for not mentioning it. An oversight.
>>67826058
>blonde and redhead Japanese
sure
>>67804477
*DEUS VULTS internally*
>>67804477
You want me to jizz where?
>>67826399
I also like Yorkshire tea. Tastes like the Earth, but in a good way. Nice and simple.
>>67804477
shalom, gentile, how much is it minus tip?
oy vey, it's like a nodda soha
>>67826424
>Anime being realistic
Sure
>>67805791
Well I was having fun before, but now I'm furious
>>67804477
He is fucking indian
>>67804477
I didn't order poo toppings.
Why do mexicans get a free card when it comes to cooking every cuisine? Go to the kitchen to any restaurant and you'll be hard-pressed to not find a Mexican there cooking your meals.
>>67804477
>san francisco
not fucking surprised, same with san jose, its all riddled with shit
>>67826399
Yorkshire is good for a quick cuppa.
You know, that first thing in the morning drink. Just throw a teabag in a mug and it's fine.
Loose leaf in a proper pot is better. My grandmother will refuse teabags. Fair enough. She's 84 and knows her tea. She says I make the best tea. It warms my heart. God bless her.
>>67804477
I don't have a problem tipping the driver - whether he says anything or not I'm still gonna tip him. I'm not a dbag like a lot of people.
Guys calm down that's a 7-11 not a 9/11
>>67824708
No what the fucking fuck are you talking about. Pizza Hut in India is fucking amazing, idk why. At least the ones I went to. On the other hand, I didn't like McDonalds in India at all.
>McAloo Tikki
t. 2nd generation Indian-American born in the US and used to visit for family
>That will be $19.99
sure
>plus tip
"Here is your $1"
>plus jizya.
"Sorry I am not into homosex :DDDD"
>>67829937
Yeah there are LITERAL designated shitting streets in San Jose to accommodate the Indian-American population
