You're walking through the park when this fella comes up to you and says
>Salam aleykum, this is official sharia prayer zone. Pray to Allah right now or I will chop your head off, inshallah!
What do you do?
>>67801894
Isn't that a based Sikh.
Am I being trolled?
inb4 Sikh are bros
Oh wait, too late
>>67801894
Allah is the light.
Can I go now ? I've got shit to do.
>>67801894
Open fire because I don't live in cuckland.
>>67801985
Stop this meme
This man is a Sikh, they are bro tier.
>>67801894
PRAY TO ME.
Oh, looks like I drove a few kilometers too far into the west bank.
>>67801894
Reach for my conceal carry and put 8 rounds in akbars chest forehead
>>67801894
I introduce him to my friend Winchester because I'm a Texan.
>>67802590
kek'd
He is a sikh, so I would be surprised.
If an actual muslims said that i would say
ﻭَﺃَﻧَﺎ ﺃَﺷَْﻬَﺪُ ﺃَﻥْ ﻟَﺎ ﺇِﻟَﻪَ ﺇِﻟَّﺎ ﺍﻟﻠﻪُ ﻭَﺣْﺪَﻩُ ﻟَﺎ ﺷَﺮِﻳﻚَ ﻟَﻪُ ﻭَﺃَﻥَّ ﻣُﺤَﻤَّﺪﺍً ﻋَﺒْﺪُﻩُ ﻭَﺭَﺳُﻮﻟُﻪُ، ﺭَﺿِﻴﺖُ ﺑِﺎﻟﻠﻪِ ﺭَﺑَّﺎً ﻭَﺑِﻤُﺤَﻤَّﺪٍ ﺭِﺳُﻮﻻً ﻭَﺑِﺎﻹِْﺳﻼَﻡِ ﺩِﻳﻨﺎً "
ﺍﻟﻠﻬﻢ ﺻــﻞ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ ﻭ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﺁﻝ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ ﻛﻤﺎ ﺻﻠﻴﺖ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﻭ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺁﻝ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﺍﻧﻚ ﺣَﻤِﻴﺪٌ ﻣَجيد َ ﺍﻟﻠﻬﻢ ﺑﺎﺭﻙ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ ﻭ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﺁﻝ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ ﻛﻤﺎ ﺑﺎﺭ ﻛﺖ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﻭ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺁﻝ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﺍﻧﻚ ﺣﻤﻴﺪ ﻣﺠﻴﺪ
ﺍﻟﻠﻬﻢ ﺭﺏ ﻫﺬﻩ ﺍﻟﺪﻋﻮﺓ ﺍﻟﺘﺎﻣﺔ ﻭﺍﻟﺼﻼﺓ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﺋﻤﺔ ﺁﺕ ﻣﺤﻤﺪﺍ ﺍﻟﻮﺳﻴﻠﺔ ﻭﺍﻟﻔﻀﻴﻠﺔ ﻭﺍﺑﻌﺜﻪ ﺍﻟﻤﻘﺎﻡ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻤﻮﺩ ﺍﻟﺬﻱ ﻭﻋﺪﺗﻪ
>>67801894
Eat him.
Trust me, I'm a Doctor after all.
>>67801894
stop the shitposting Polak, you know this is a Sikh.
Still smelly, but not mudslime.
>Sihk.
>Animalistic aggression.
Pick one.
bro tier
>>67802972
>current year
>standard Swedish post
>>67802972
Why am I not surprised to read mudrunes in a swedish post ?
>>67801894
how nice,it just happend that i am carrying my newly sharpened pike
I'd remind them that this is Texas and we barely put up with wetbacks telling us what neighborhoods are theirs, so come and try pushing their luck.
>>67803276
I know some arabic, it's required at the place I work because a lot of our customers are arabic and don't understand swedish.
>>67801894
Dearest Moon Demon, please remove kebab. Amen
>>67803453
Now I'm curious, what kind of job are we talking about ? Customer Service ?
>>67801894
Shoot him, duh
>>67803453
Cucked yourself Sweden plz no.
>>67803453
>t. Malmö
>>67803453
Jajajjjjjjjja
>>67803613
Hey, shabo. Do U know Español?
>>67803453
Jajajjjjjjjja Jajajjjjjjjja
>>67802972
>You're free to go, brother. Hey, how about we eat some halal kebab to celebrate our friendship? Here, let me call my buddy so he can grant us 50% off in his bar.
What now?
>>67801894
Pull out my gun
>>67801894
Pull out my dick
>>67801894
Based Sikhs are not the same as mudslimes faggot
In Finland we have this thing called huutista.
So I would huutis at his face and continue with my day.
BRO
>>67802748
It's a Sikh you idiot.
>>67801894
Pic is a Sikh...replete with kiryat.
I'd have a giggle with him at his funny joke, because he's sikh and wouldn't be serious.
>>67801894
Reach into my bag and whip out my salami and ham sandwich, Simon Belmont style . It's like a crucifix to a vampire.
>>67803727
No. I work in a store in a very immigrant heavy area of Malmö. We sell mostly food, among others halal meat and fruits from the middle east and north africa.
>>67801894
Pull out mah gun
Indiana Jones his ass
>>67801894
>pull out concealed carry weapon
>exercise 2nd amendment right
>after I'm cleared of the shooting I do an advertisement for Smith and Wesson
>>67804085
Based cartoon character Mussolinni
>>67801894
SIKH HEIL
>>67803856
Unzip dick.
>>67802586
You used a comma. You needed a semi-colon or period. Those are two separate sentences.
>>67804165
Are you arab yourself? It's okay Ahmed, we can't hurt you here.
>>67801894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2-MCPa_3rU
>>67801894
Just put out my hunitng shotgun and thats it
>>67804447
No, I'm swedish. A lot of swedes around here know at least some arabic though. I'm by no means GOOD at arabic, I probably sound very broken in the way I pronounce things and my grammar is far from perfection but I can make myself understood.
>>67804893
my god sweden astonish me more everyday so , tolerent, so progressive, your are truly de most cucked nation on earth.
France has massive muslim immigration since WW2 and non of us speaks arab , it comes always down to this
Speak French or GTFO!
>>67804403
An em-dash would work there, too.
Shoot him.
So why do Sikhs have those rags on their heads? Is that where they keep their bombs? You're not tricking me, Sikhos, you look too much like Muslims.
>>67801894
>muslim wanting to destroy the sikh non-sikh relations
Muslims truly are scum.
>>67802586
>>67801894
>Draw my concealed carry gun nicknamed 'Integrator'
>integrate his knee
No cop will ever lock me up for this here.
>>67805461
*chops head off with a curved sword*
Pink Lannister men are slow on the draw
*zips sword under turban*
Nothing personal, kid.
>>67801894
Pull out my longsword and tell him deus vult
if he swings I'll teleport behind him and whisper..
nothin personnel kid... i just dont agree with your religion. heh. then chop his head off before walking away shaking my head and sheathing my sword
Brother I saw infidels drinking in that way. Lets get them and put those bottles all the way up their asses.
But no Allah Akbar,we dont want to offend them.THERE IS NO COMPLUSION IN ISLAM
>>67805816
Great empire you had !
too bad you couldnt go to west Europe to have a real fight instead of just conquering tribes and guys with no real military
simply DEUS VULT
>>67801894
Poland is stupid
I know it's a meme
>>67806176
Riiiiiiiiiight man.
It was just luck.
We didnt have strong enemies
You were the best all along
Certainly you would not bother rescuing Europe when we raped and conquered acroosss the continent...
>>67803453
i dont even know who is trolling who here
>>67805714
You are implying I wouldn't have my gun drawn as soon as I saw him approaching. It is good to be a racist in racist country.
>>67806815
You really think that we would engage a buch of degenrate muslims?
we didnt have to you lost to a bunch of monks in malta and eastern europe was doing a fine job containing you inferiority complex
now stay in your shitty country instead of fleeing to germany turkroach
>>67807147
I fucking hate Islam but even I think this is some fucking try hard bullshit. Muslim had an empire, deal with it. Doesn't mean jack shit today so why be so butthurt about it?
>>67807147
>germony
>millions of turks living there
Dude why the hell would I go to Turkeyv2 when I live in the v1?Your country however might need some enrichment...
>>67801894
he isnt muslim, hes a street shitter
>>67801894
Isn't this dude a sikh? Sikhism is still shenanigans but atleast they aren't goat fucking muslims.
>>67807565
>8
this. we'll conquer europe starting from germany naturally cuz we impragnate their women and outbreed germancucks
