>Hey, did you guys hear? Anon is voting for Trump!
What do you do?
>>67800722
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>Shit pants
>Immediately eat the shit
this is pretty much the reaction i got when i told people in college i vote for netanyahu
>>67800722
Fuckyeah.jpg
>implying I'd be invited to any party
>>67800722
yeah, you got a problem faggots?
>>67800722
girl on the left looks interested
>>67800722
stand your ground.
"yeah, he's right"
>>67800722
this literally happened to me.
I just said. Yah I love Trump, he's awesome.
Then they just hanged the subject and everyone continued on with the night.
YEAH THATS RIGHT FAGGOTS FIGHT ME
Well I can't vote as I'm not an American citizen.
But
>Hey, did you guys hear? Anon is voting for Farage!
Happened to me last year.
Luckily, 1/4 of the gathering was Chav and were voting UKIP.
Turned out pretty good as 2 of my m8s have confirmed to me they browse /pol/ there too., and they were there. It was literally a 15 minute conversation of proving that Farage isn't a Nazi, and wee held off their arguments pretty well.
Oh, and nbearly half of the people who were anti Farage, are now having second thoughts, and are thinking of voting UKIP in 2020.
Me and that bearded guy outside the Trump rally combined, would of absolutely destroyed those cucks even more.
>>67801630
>her obstacles are literally her imagination
>>67801207
Damn, look at that, Trump is already making anime real.
I was arguing with three drunk bitches last night about Trump. It was hilarious how quickly they turned to ad hominem when I said something they couldn't debate or how they asked me to "check my facts" when they were speaking on strictly emotional levels. I'm pretty sure the best part was a chick telling me I was retarded and didn't know what I was talking about, then when I asked her if she thought Teddy Roosevelt was a good president she told me he didn't run the country, but his wife Eleanor did.
Also apparently Trump making a remark about the handicap is the worst thing ever but Bill clinton being an actual rapist and Hillary lying to a mother's face about being able to prevent her son's death after emailing proof that she knew it was going to happen is A-OK ethically. At that point I gave up because they obviously have no regard for reality and just want to elect a woman president because "its time" no matter what type of villain she is.
>>67800722
I will suck Trump's meaty cock. hail trumpster, gas the kikes race war now. durka durka big black dildo. OH YES CUM IN MY ASS!
>>67801630
Wait holy shit did Anita retweet that? Because that cartoon is a massive slam on Affirmative Action.
The person who took that photo is a fucking legend
How can you make every single person in a room despise you at the same time?
>>67800722
>checked
>>67800961
Mizrahi detected.
>>67800722
Ivanka on the right there digs it.
>>67802201
Wait, you actually try using reason and logic with women? Especially fucking drunk women?
Look, all you have to do is molest them until they are horny enough, then you fuck them, THEN you tell them Trump iwll make America great again, they will agree with you.
Womyn don't care about who is right, only about who is saying it. The men who fuck them in the ass are right, the others aren't.
>>67800722
Expose myself
>>67800722
>What do you do?
Make America great again
DEAL WITH IT.
>>67800722
ah yes, this really is the mind of the trump supporter
this situation has been trump supporters life since the moment they were born, can't talk to girls, can't succeed in life
they see trump rampaging like the god king of all spergs and it working and you start thinking "hey wait, maybe i'm not a complete loser, I just haven't tapped into my sperg king yet"
this is your moment, /pol/ the moment that all of your failures, which are many, become strengths as you sperg your way to the white house.
>>67803437
They are the real Israelis. Fucking based. Hot woman, good food and strong traditions.
Unlike ashkenazi cuckim who desperately wants to be cucked up on Egged 480 by Mohammeds exploding dick and still believe in peace after losing both legs and eyesight.
>>67804020
Attacking someone's sexual success is an inherently womanly way to argue. You should know better.
>>67800722
YOU'RE LITERALLY WHITE WOMEN OLD OLD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
>>67800722
continue to make an ass of myself until everyone hates me cause i love pissing people off
>>67804293
SEXUAL success? who said anything about sexual success? I meant success in every fucking facet imaginable. You guys failed at your dreams. Your life is over, but trump, he'll show you the way, right? who cares how many people die in the process
>>67800722
What the hell is going on here?
>>67800722
"You, you, and you— the blondes— come with me. We're going to Make America Great again, but we're starting with your fuckholes first."
>>67800722
flip it on them
aren't liberals supposed to be accepting of everyone's beliefs?
>>67800722
>sad that as a 20 something Cuban med student it is too late for me to be a southern frat boy banging easy busty southern white girls
Sigh.
>>67800722
Say yes and then go for the booze because that's why I'm here.
>>67804607
do they not have red Solo cups in Europe? or are you trying to point out something im not seeing
>>67804515
>who cares how many people die in the process
>>67800722
yeah so what, get the fuck over it
>>67800722
Go outside, block all the exits with heavy objects. Set fire to the building at each exit.
>>67800722
The one on the right wants Anon's D
>>67800722
stop pretending you get invited to parties
>>67800722
Actually no, I am not voting Trump, girls. But I would vote if I was American. MAGA
Fucking run.
>>67804515
Dude, what? How could Trump's administration wind up with wanton casualty?
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>67803868
If I ever make it to his age, I hope to look as good as he is.
>>67800722
**GRABS HER BY THE THROAT**
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!??
Yeah girls I just got citizenship and I'm looking for a wife to take with me.
Well?
>>67803437
>>>>>fxp
>>67800722
I don't hang out with people who are liberal
>>67802201
>teddy roosevelt
>eleanor
what did you say about this?
>>67804907
>do they not have red Solo cups in Europe?
We have glass mugs. Plastic is hated around here because of its awful effect on the environment.
>>67800722
Whip it out so they don't tear my pants in their rush to suck my cock.
>>67800722
>women
>giving a shit about politics
I'm fit, handsome, and rich. I could get every single one of them to suck my dick while describing to them in detail how Hitler was actually a great man and the Holocaust was a hoax.
>>67800722
wonder why im suddenly in a party
>>67806592
>not drinking your cheap vodka from solo cups while trying to stay unnoticed by the teacher on shitty schooltrips
>>67807190
>>not drinking your cheap vodka from solo cups while trying to stay unnoticed by the teacher on shitty schooltrips
Grew up in Bavaria. We went drinking with our Latin teacher in Greece. Lots of beer and uzu.
>>67806592
Glass is terrible.
Thats why we use horns.
Also:
>What do you do?
Chugs beer, look to the brunette at the left (She seems to like it)
Yippi ki yaa mothafuckers!
>>67800722
>Screw you guys I'm goin home
>>67802201
>you're voting for Trump? What are you retarded?
>making fun of the handicap makes you a nazi
>>67800722
Why am I there at all? Who drugged me?
>>67805395
Kek'd
>>67803297
By hiring actors or something like that.
"yeah. I looked into his positions, and they're not as extremist or right wing as the media portrays them. Our trade deals are consistently terrible, and all of our politicians are bought by big banks and corporations. He's not perfect, but I think he's the best candidate running right now."
>>67800722
You, blue shirt in the center, yeah you, you're gettin it. I'm gonna make that pussy great again.
>>67804515
people die, get over it, cuck
This happened to me at a bar; it was with like 5 people. Some Asian guy started making fun of some guy saying "he'd probably vote for Trump" and I responded that I'd vote for Trump. They looked at me kinda funny, then I said "unless you can tell me a better candidate and explain why". They kinda shrugged, didn't say shit, and I actually changed the subject out of pity for them. One of the girls gave me head in my car later so she must not have been too turned off by my political views.
>>67801630
>Fixed
>>67800722
just fucking kill me now i don't want to deal with this
>>67801207
>Anon you're so stupid
>do you hate mexicans and muslims?
>how can you support a racist?
>he wants to build a wall! a wall!
>>67802976
she's probably too stupid to understand its meaning
My best Donald impression with actualy quotes, that way I can support him while all the girls think I'm joking around being an ironic fagget.
>>67800722
U mad?
>>67803868
Is he really that jacked at his age? He must be taking test.
>>67800722
>Yes, but .. i have a bottle of vodka"
>"You're so nice anon"
>>67800722
>Had a bet with my best friend that i had to wear my MAGA hat pretty much all day for a week
>Saturday night , last day of bet
>wear MAGA hat backwards at college party
>decently drunk
>talk to a group of girls
>friend comes along to cock block me / make me lose the bet
>"Hey guys , check it out , anon loves the racist bigot Trump " while turning the hat and revealing the glorious insignia of the god emperor
>Most people at the party are greens/socialists
>Get the same look as in OPs pic
>Feel the spaghetti accumulate in my pockets
>If I wasn't drunk the ravioli would have already spilled all over the floor
>Try my best to not fuck this up
>"At least he's not jewish"
>WTF did I just say
>Time seems to stand still
>God please have mercy
>Suddenly one of the girls cracks up laughing
>They thought I was trying to "impersonate the average Trump supporter" and that this was just bullshit satire
>End up making out with one of them later on in the night
I have never been that close to shitting my pants .
>>67800722
>What do you do?
report this b tier thread
>>67800722
>tfw italian
>tfw cant cast my vote for the GOD EMPEROR
life is suffering
>>67804758
Sluts
>>67800722
"yeah, so?"
I'm pretty alpha so it would probably end there. If someone wanted to debate, they'd be welcome to try.
>>67800722
>implying anyone would give a shit. It's a party, man.
