How are you celebrating St.Patricks day, /pol/?
Putting one of these up at my shop
By giving my 1/32 Irish gf the shillelagh
>>67797273
I didn't get up till 6pm but I'm planning on going round to the shop for some cans if I can shake the anxiety. Luckily I already have 4 in the fridge so they will help.
Might buy some snacks while I'm there aswell.
>>67797273
kinda like that:
>>67797544
>I didn't get up till 6pm
sounds comfy
>>67797273
Drinking green beer all day with my roommates, gonna go to this party later on and probably fuck this sorority chick I've been snapchatting the past week
>>67797273
Burning tricolours.
>>67797544
drinking for breakfast?
hm you must hate your life lol
>tfw my name is Patrick
I'm not irish though. I used to celebrate just by getting drunk with the other Patricks I know, but they are all busy today.
>>67797273
Playing video games and shitposting all day like any other day
>>67797726
What's with this green beer meme. What irish beer do you know of that was brewed in Ireland that's green? Stouts and porter masterrace.
>I'm actually drinking moonshine because the only thing irish about me is my last name
Realized I don't own a single green shirt
>>67797808
It's a good name. Especially if you plan on becoming a bartender.
>>67797273
>by crashing a meteor
with no survivors
https://www.rt.com/uk/336012-meteor-fireball-green-patricks/
Alone and depressed howelse? Is it possible to be red pilled smart honorable millennial and have friends?
Sodomising kids like a true patriot.
>>67797759
Stop liking things I don't like.
>>67798390
Of course with rotherham and all. I wouldn't expect anything less from a proud brit.
>>67798390
Sounds about right Muhammed
adding out monthly meeting
Fraternal Greetings and Happy St Patrick's Day
>>67798257
this
long live meteor-chan
good speed meteor-chan
we love you meteor-chan.
I might have a bottle of wine and watch Never Ending Story
>>67797273
I am drinking booze and feeling ashamed I am part Irish.
>>67798831
Being Irish is less shameful than being northern European these days.
>>67798076
Bars dye their beer green for St. Patrick's day. Underage fag detected.
Also, anyone not drinking Narragansett should kill themselves.
>>67799240
I'm drinking Bud Light later. Faggot. Beer is gross but Bud Light tastes like water and I like water.
>>67797273
It's a Irish week in Russia, will go to the 8 hour Irish festival at saturday.
>>67797273
Going to a bar a block away from my house and drinking with friends/friends who work there.
$3 beer happy from 3-9pm. I'm going to get shitfaced. Fuck everything.
Nothing because Ireland is for fucking faggots save the IRA and everyone that claims Irish ancestry here is a fucking cunt. "LOOK AT ME I'M IRISH I DRINK A LOT HAHA!" as if that's the only thing the shitty country has to offer.
>>67798922
Yeah actually you guys are good fist fighters for some reason. You make good complex music (slip jigs are in a 9 count which is very odd in western music)
You are the only other race besides blacks that actually helped create modern American music (bluegrass is an Irish american invention)
And you have the highest birthrate in western europe. Video related this is the music the Irish created in America https://youtu.be/yQIJuu3N5EY
I have a soft spot for a woman with an Irish accent.
>>67799816
>you guys are good fist fighters for some reason
They have to fight catholic priests for their virginity from an early age. Thats why.
>>67799240
Butthurt/10 can't handle the bantz. My last name starts with an O' get on my level.
>>67799701
>...save the IRA
go away underage
>>67797273
>>67797273
Drinking Guinness in bed t b h
>>67797273
FINALLY doing my taxes (Gotta get my gold) and chilling at the nearby bar.
>>67797273
singing fashy lullabies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV9KVosHxi8
Might watch Leprechaun and have some Guinness and/or Jameson.
>>67797273
choking out Conor McGregor
>Celebrating the metaphorical and literal rape of the Celtic people at the hands of merciless Anglos.
No thanks.
>>67801791
>not knowing they were literally asking for it
a people of whores
>>67801932
Do you support the migrant invasion?
>>67800874
glad he's back to doing more than Metallica covers now
Although that parody of "One" was on point
Well I don't drink now so not doing anything. Nevertheless Happy Paddys day everyone.
Why do British people make fun of me but never any Americans?
>mfw the niggers at my work hate Irish people because they believe they are the ultimate whites because of their pale skin and red hair
I honestly don't understand why they think this.
>>67803487
Because red hair and pale skin is White as the virgin snow?
Get out of here with your >Irish>White meme.
>>67803801
>getting this triggered
You really are just pale niggers.
>>67804198
> r. Kike
>>67803487
arent scots the ones with more red hair?
>>67797273
Sitting at the bar currently ordering a green beer.
>>67804523
I think Ireland houses majority of the red heads in the world. Could be wrong since it was just some anon who post the info.
>>67801791
Anglos were still in Denmark while St Patrick was alive you dumb shit. He himself was a Romano-Briton.
>>67797273
Throwing a sack of potatoes in the trash.
>>67797273
Going to eat some corn beef and cabbage, then I'm going to get drunk. Half of my ancestors were Irish and I must honor them
>>67804523
Scots got it from us I think. Scoti were an Irish tribe that went over and conquered the native Picts.
>didn't even realize it was St. Patricks day
Not going to get drunk, not going to wear anything green, not going to meet any people or party, not going to do anything but sit on my ass and smoke a nice ol' cigar.
>>67798831
It could be worse my friend, you could have no Irish in you.
>>67797273
I'm going to celebrate my 1/8th irish heritage by drinking malt liquor until I pass out face down in a puddle of vomit
I would go beat up some queers but I live in the middle of nowhere so I'd have to drunk drive pretty far to find em
>>67797726
Chad/10
