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>Americans never tasted kebabs


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It's like europe's taco.
It comes from a neighboring shitcountry but it's delicious as fuck.
And a big tasty kebab only costs arround 4-5 euros
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>>67794613
W8
So you guys in Europe and America call this thing (schwerma) kebab?
It's called schwerma actually
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>>67795537
Schwerma sounds too similar to "Sperma", and nobody wants to eat sperma.
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>>67794613
some sandnigger jizzed on your fries, frog
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>>67794613
We call a donner kebab a gyro here, tis literally the same fucking thing its just a tad fattier, and the Greek spices are basically the same shit.
>the Turks and middies don't even eat the shit, its what they feed animals in their country, similar to what's in a hot dog actually, just done better
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>>67795651
But swedes do everyday ...
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>>67794613
What the fuck is a kebab? I thought it was code name for shit skins and only that.
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Yes we have kebab. It's sometimes called gyros here

They are very tasty
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That's right, it's the traditional dish of Britain's neighbouring shit country: France.
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>>67794613
I agree mate
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>>67794613
Ferme ta yeule, Achmed.
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>>67794613
We literally have any food from anywhere on the planet here, including that.
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>>67795740
Fookin pyramidnigger bringing the bants.
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>>67794613
Yeah. I tried one at a authentic Greek restaurant yesterday.
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I've had them in Switzerland. There a kebab shop across the street from the Bahnhof in Locarno that does them pretty good. They're cheaper and better tasting than anything Swiss. (even Swiss pizza sucks)

Order "Scharf, bitte" or you'll get a bland one.
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>>67794613
WTF? is this supposed to be a Kebap?
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i want a kebib neow
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>>67794613
>kebab
Are you retarded, this is a kebab, not whatever the hell that thing is, that's a roll or some sort of sandwich
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>>67794613
I've had better kebab at gas stations in Louisiana. I don't know if that's anything to be bragging about but yeah.
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>>67795770

They're not gyros. Similar but different.
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>>67794613

do you just assume all Americans have never traveled?

I've had kebabs in Paris. Yeah they aren't too bad, a little too much mayo though.
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>>67795720
gyros are a little different (better)
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Kebab isn't European, go home Mehmet.
Also they have kebab in America, you're retarded.
t. American
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>>67795774

kek
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>>67796001
We have both, gyros are way more common though.
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>>67795977
kebab and shishkebab isn't the same thing.
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>>67794613
Why is Canadian food so expensive? This shit would cost 12 dollars in Canada.
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>>67794613
Tastes alright, but we gotta remove kebab vendors. Anybody can make it. It's just that there's many of them, of course they're cheap. By the way, did you know they often contain feces bacteria?

http://www.ad.nl/ad/nl/4560/Gezond/article/detail/3337730/2012/10/26/Poepbacterien-in-broodje-kebab.dhtml

Either feces or semen in it. Avoid this shit (literally)
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>>67794613
>2016
>funding terrorism by buying shit from mehmets
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>>67794613
Let me just give my money directly to the Taliban and skip the through-and-through thundershits
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>>67795537
A kebab is meat and veggies on a stick and grilled, no?

Can't even tell what I'm looking at with OP, desu.
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>>67794613
>implying I haven't

If you visit the United States, you'll see that we have a very high diversity among our restaurants
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>>67796013
>a little too much mayo though.
You can choose your sauce and how much you want on it pleb
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>>67796013
You're supposed to choose the sauce on your kebab. Like "pita sauce", " sauce blanche", ketchup, "sauce americaine" or my favorite, la "sauce algérienne"
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>>67794613
no its disgusting.

after you eat 3 or 4 you will notice the meat taste like shit
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>>67796013

That wasn't mayo. That was the American semen that they ship in by the barrel.
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>>67795537
i was always confused by this. Kebab in america is meat on a stick with some veggies. I think in America its also called schwerma, but i live in the country so there isnt a lot of exotic foods and have never tried one.
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Shaurma is pretty tasty, cant argue.
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this is kebab, plebs.
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>>67795774
OP here. I went to your shithole two years ago. I thought i was in bengladesh
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>>67796231
Why the fuck would you put mayo on kebab to begin with...amerifats ruin everything
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The only acceptable streetfoods to eat as a white man is the Cornish pastie or an authentic wurst covered in sauerkraut and the only true mustard, the anything-but-French. Anything else is a canapé and unacceptable for the street or not white. By eating this you become non-white and revoke your Aryan rights to Hyperborea.
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>>67794613
Yesterday I ate Patagonia Empanadas for lunch, Yucatecan Filet Mignon Enchiladas for Dinner. Today I will have to decide between an Okinawan style Japanese Restaurant or In-n-out burger for lunch. Freedom tastes good. Love my legal immigrants.
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>>67794613
This is a kebab, not that fucking abomination. And it's 3-3,5€
Why the fuck do you import so many shitskins if you cant even get a proper kebab
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do they have cheese steaks in Europe? these kebabs look similar
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>>67795977

That's a bacon scallop mate.

Pic related is kebab
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>>67796434
Must make a nice change from Nigeria.
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>>67796390
That kebab looks like it needs to check it privilege. Street kebab is the one true kebab
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Americans wish they had these.
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>>67796390
Correct, the stick one is a shish-kebab.
Source: grew up in Al-Kharid ghettos back in 2006.
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>>67796171
The traditionnal turkish kebab is meat on a stick.
The european kebab or dönner is a sandwich filled with salad, onions, tomatoes and kebab meat>>67796171
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>>67796459
This
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>>67796459
White people love mayo
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>>67794613
>I will give up my culture, my civilization, my nation for A FUCKING KEBAB

this is SHINY BEAD TIER
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Why did he just jizz all over those fries
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>>67794613
Looks like greasy, calorie dense food that'll leave you hungry again in an hour. We have enough of that already. It's a serious problem, in case you weren't aware.
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>>67794613
you idiot this is not kebab, this is doner shwarma.
this pic is what real kebab looks like
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>>67795537
We call the meat itself Kebab, then you have schwarma, "kebab rolls", kebab in pita etc etc
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>>67794613
>eating mudslime food

nahh i'll pass
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>>67794613

They sold these when I was in Afghanistan, I always bought pizza intead
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>>67796390
>Norway ruins yet another culinary feat
>Just stick to lutefisk and mayo wanker
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>>67794613
This looks more like a Philly cheesesteak than anything else
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>>67796666

JUST CHECK EM>>67796666
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>>67796666
but that is a street kebab...
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>>67794613
>europe
why not just unite the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPKH4GHiihg
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>>67795749
just means grilled meat in arabic I think?
it's a dish of grilled meat, hot sauce and some hamsterfood usually. Varies a lot even regionally here. Many mainlander europeans really sell this turkish döner shit I do believe, ours are different, döner is rare here.

Here you get them either on a dish with fries, in a pita,wraps and even baked in like one of those baked in pizzas
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>>67796390
scany sandwiches
corn ?
you're weird
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>>67796768
>my doctor say I have problem, yes...?
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>>67796692
invented by germans i think
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>>67794613

When you say 'kebab', Americans immediately think of shish kebab, skewered pieces of meat and vegetables that are placed on a grill.

Most Americans don't think of 'kebab' in the context of doner kebab.
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>>67796921
I said the same thing. do they have those in Europe?
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>>67796983
invented by some turk in berlin.
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In Texas they try to pretend Kebaps are a German delicacy, knowing that no one here would eat something Muhammad cooked up. Probably white child meat like they grill Rotherham style.
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>>67796983
Invented by a turkish imigtate in germany
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>>67796869
>kebab in pita

Isn't that a gyro?
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>>67796607
>THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS
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>>67796952
Its not street kebab in a third world shit hole
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>>67794613
fucking kek'd mate, france talking out of his ass again, but no wonder when you get scammed with a shitty overpriced kebab. I never payed more than 3 euros and thats the normal price here, a few days a year they do them for 1 euro, and they look 100x beter then that shit you're showing, fries for example arent supposed to be in there that called something else and is not usually served in bread.
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>lamb assholes compressed into a meat cone

no thanks rasheeb
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>>67796684
I too grew up in Al-Kharid, do you know Zeke the man who sells curved swords in his hut in the middle of town? Anyways, the kebabs were pretty good, VERY cheap, but sometimes they would make me feel sick afterwards, that rarely happened though, they were usually on point.
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>>67794613
America is a paradise of every food there is and most of the hottest women on the planet.
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>>67796964
Thats what im talking about son doner all the way, much beter.
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>>67795977
this is not kebab.
kebab expert reporting in, this is called shish taouk.

in addition, there are many types of kebab, you got adana kebab, urfa kebab, aleppo kebab, iraqi kebab, then you have egyptian kebab which is said to cure aids lel.com
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>>67797109
>imigtate
>French education
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>>67797072
>>67797109
i thought it was a german who made it to appeal to the turk immigrants
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Best kebab coming through!
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>>67797109

Tacos al Pastor was invented by Lebanese in Mexico.

Same spit meat, done up differently. With pork, peppers, and pineapple. Mexicans still this it's Mexican food.
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>>67795651
/k/ eats sperm at every meet up newfag.
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You fucking cucks.
>>67796627
This is god damn Doner.It literally means 'spins'.Because it fucking spins.
>>67796810
This is shish kebab.Because it's on a fucking shish.
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>>67797086
>>67797072

>otto's berlin doner in toronto
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>>67797297

Found a member of Trudeau's cabinet
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>>67797246
Right now the kebab seller is pretty busy 24/7, he got a shit ton of jews constantly farming his kebab, as they sell for a nice profit at ge.
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>>67794613
The best kebab in Europe is in Sweden.

Even the chain restaurant (Saffetts? I forget) was better than German kebab. And some of the little shops run by Kurds... heaven on earth.

It's served in several ways - as a plate (pictured) as a "rulle" or roll (more like a big burrito where in the south this will be more like a Pita instead) or on pizza.
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>>67796810
Just let then call it whatever they wanna call it, A FUCKING LEAF-san
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>>67795770
gyro's are a different thing but goddamn are they fucking tasty.
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>>67797283
and higher probabilities of being shot after brazil
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>>67797297
Thats a classic ÅŸiÅŸ kebab
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>>67794613
Ah, takeaways. I'll tell you, they're on every fucking corner where I live. Those pakis make some mean kebabs.
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>>67794613
Mexico is actually a beautiful country.
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what kind of meat is it
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>>67797086
it's pretty obvious I guess, but each time "mattilsynet"(gov agency for food and farming) have this massive checks on all resturants.... guess who always have to fucking close lol
I'm not kidding each fucking time almost all of them get closed
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>>67797508
>gyro's are a different thing
gyros, shawarma, doner are pretty much the same thing in principle
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I like Gyros Pita most of all these kebabs
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>>67795537
>>67795651
Schawarma not "Schwema"
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Who cares. We have a million things better than kebabs in our great country.
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>>67794613
They literally use rotten meat and probably jizz in it to you stupid frog.
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In NJ we have a bunch of Greek diners which serve Gyros, kebab is just a shit Muslim knockoff.
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>>67797469
What the fuck is a rulle? Do you mean Durum?
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Do you guys get food trucks in Europe? That shit is the best. Tons of awesome drunk food driving around my city and most others here in the states.
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>>67797283
>Brags about American women
>posts pic of a porn slut

Noice.
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>>67797469
Why the fuck would you eat that delicious meat like that? I mean you went overkill with the sauce but the worste is you dont have no fucking bread... goddamn millenials these days.
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>>67796434
Hey raffik, your fellow citizens are starting to cause trouble here, please take them back
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>>67794613
>eating sandnigger foods
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This is actual kebap.
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>>67797741
>the worste is you dont have no fucking bread... goddamn millenials these days.
Found the Bas Rutten of Glutten
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>>67797391
What's it like? I've never been there or heard of it.
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>>67797620
True, here in holland a few had to close too due to hygiene reasons. I'm just glad my local one is very good, they wear those surgical gloves and everything.
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>>67797237
man burger... how could I forget to buy a burger... damn can't drive now either..
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>>67797681
I love your trump rallies.
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>>67794613
Thats a chicken sandwich, not a kebab.

Were in america, I can have kebab at 5 places in town. I can have lebanese, chinese, japanese, mexican, peruvian, philippino, afghan, indian, european. Americans travel, experience other cultures, and miss our own food eventually.

Get fucked with your "philly" no cheese kebabs
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>>67794613
That looks absolutely disgusting.

Now this is more like it, yummy. Only 3€ .
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>>67797670
Its actually shoarma, pleb.
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>>67797383
what the fuck is a shish ?
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>>67795651
I do ;)
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>>67797887
I didn't try it. I noticed it on a walk through Kensington market and later regretted not taking photos to post on /int/ or /pol/.
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>>67794613
It looks very slimier to our philly cheese steak
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Looks unhealthy and fatty.
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>>67797724
>food trucks
>tips fedora
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>>67794613

I used to live in Europe, and I miss kebab.

It is a truly magical dish.
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>>67797654

Germany pls, its not even lunch time for me yet.

>mfw I ask a Gyro place near me to throw in fries and they say no
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>>67797856
I like my gluttens man just stay the fuck away from me with your trans-fats you fuckking tranny fuck
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>>67798004
tha'ts not a fucking philly cheese steak

t. philadelphian.
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>>67796434

Well it's best to stay away from London then, like we stay away from Paris
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>>67797736

I find her quite attractive.
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>>67797926
This man here gets it
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>>67796607

No, that's a GYRO
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Kebab is the inferior Muslim version of the Greek souvlaki.

If you're a white Christian European you should be eating the superior Greek version, which includes pork.
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>>67795651
Is that what the white thing on the fries is?
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>>67798004

The ones I've had were on a thin form of Pita, kind of like a burrito. I've never seen ones that used sandwich bread.
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looks pretty darn close to a greek gryo.

and utah has a lot of those greek places.
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>>67798136
gyro = rotate = doner
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>>67797943
>>67797352
This,you know,the thing they impale the meat on,so you can munch on it.
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>>67798004
>that pic
>a philly cheesesteak
but that has actual cheese on it.
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>>67795740
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>>67797181
I don't know, I've never had a gyro so I am not sure if the meat or spices are the same
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>>67794613
>thinking we dont have sandnigger food in america

we have falafel and other shit here too
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>>67797715
It's called a kebabrulle in Swedish, I have no idea on the Turkish (and I 'ld bet it's not exactly the same as any Turkish dish actually.) Looks like this.

>>67797741
>Why the fuck would you eat that delicious meat like that? I mean you went overkill with the sauce but the worste is you dont have no fucking bread

There is a healthy serving of potatoes underneath the meat so bread would really make for a starch overdose, but feel free to have a piece on the side if you want.
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>tfw live in a city with the best shawarma (aka kebab) in Russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaYfpJHbCe8
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>>67797943
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>>67794613
I had one when I was in Europe 2 summers ago. It was shit desu, and let's not forget unhealthy. Degenerate food.

At least it was cheap (only cost ~$4 USD).
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>>67796684
>>67797246
God damn I didn't need those feels.
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>>67798147
mayo

eurocucks put fucking mayo on their fries
not even joking
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>>67798148
This.
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Are Greeks aware the gyro is just a Greek taco?
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>>67795740
Too much bantz.
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>>67794613
I had plenty of gyros from street vendors in Budapest. Most of them looked like t*rk roaches, so I assume they are at least similar to kebab.
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>>67798004
>real cheese instead of cheese sauce
are you even American?
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>>67798203
>gyro = rotate = doner
>kebab = meat

Oh shit. Here we go...
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>>67795651
sperma is a greek word ,do you use it too?
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>>67796916
>lutefisk and mayo
omg you almost made me barf there
hate lutefisk to begin with, and as all norks been tried force fed it half my childhood lol... but with even mayo for god sake, I actually think you can go to prison for that, that's real terrorism. lutefisk and fucking mayo, just don't let isis know about that one, then we'd be fucked
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>>67798206
i thought you called it seekh kebab, the seekh, the skewer, no ?
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>>67798146
>european
This meme needs to stop, European should never be used when not using it for an attack or defense against foreigners, it isn't specific.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqNAEyNxBuQ
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>>67797670
>>67797930
It's Shawarma you scrubs. or Shawurama.
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I see Europeans are adopting Muslim culture xD
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>>67798404
here's gyro preparation
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>>67798146

Isn't souvlaki made with chicken meat instead of lamb or beef?
Lamb is infinitely superior.
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>>67798317
actually sounds p good senpai. I love mayo, but Ive never put it on fries
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>>67795740
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>>67798566
here's doner
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>>67798343
>I had plenty of gyros from street vendors in Budapest. Most of them looked like t*rk roaches, so I assume they are at least similar to kebab

Gyro is greek and Kebab is turkish for the same damn thing.

In practice, in the rest of the world, gyro is therefore used as code for 'may contain pork' while kebabs are usually made from a mix of beef and lamb, sometimes from just one or the other, but never from pork.

There's also chicken kebab but who would want that?
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>>67798146
I thought Souvlaki were these but I gotta agree, not because of pork though, I like the marinade and tzaziki more somehow
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>>67795740
Top bantz.
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>>67795537
in turkey they call it doner kebab
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>>67795537
its called Kebab and schwarma in Denmark
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>>67794613
that shit looks like a philly cheesesteak

which i can guarantee is twice as better than any kebab garbage you get from the slums of france
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Post your kebab shop lads. There are closer ones but this is the GOAT.
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This is a kebab in Australia
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>>67798595
Souvlaki is made with either pork or chicken, pork is more traditional.

>>67798636
Depends where you're from, most Greeks call souvlaki the ones wrapped in pita but outside of Athens they call souvlaki the ones on skewers in your picture. Which can also be wrapped in pita.
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>>67798071
>I ask a Gyro place near me to throw in fries and they say no
why ?
tell them that in greece fries is a must have and they are doing it properly if they dont add fries
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>>67798596
dude its actually pretty good

try this nextime though

half ketchup, half mayo, mix it all together

it is fucking amazing
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>>67798488
it's the power of food.
may the nation with the best cuisine conquer.
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>>67798825
>Australian delicacy
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>>67798806
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>>67797930
Its actually shoah you fucking racist Nazi.
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>>67798852
damn you, I want to loose some weight for the summer but America has too many tasty foods.
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>>67798889
Ashkenazim rule the world but their food isn't that popular (it's just kosher version of eastern european food).
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>>67798265
It's called turkish Pizza here.

The Sandwich style thing is called Döner
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>>67798806
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>>67798429
Nah,it may be called seekh kebab outside Turkey but it is called shish kebab here,
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>>67796810
I think they're both kebab but that's more commonly known as kabob koobideh. That one is superior too.
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>>67798595
i prefer pork ,it better with tzatziki
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>>67798857
What is the difference?
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>>67798977
>Döner
means rotate which refers to the way it's prepared (same goes for greek gyro):

>>67798857
>>67798631
>>67798566
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>>67794613
enfoiré j'ai faim maintenant
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One of the few good things multiculturalism gave us.
The story goes as follows:
>Rotterdam, about 10 years ago
>Barbershop next to a kebab store
>hairdresser dude eats there a lot, one time requests all his favorite ingredients in one dish
>new dish is born, they call it "kapsalon" which is Dutch for hairdresser's
>contains fries, kebab, layer of cheese and usually salad and onions etc
>now popular all throughout the Netherlands and parts of Belgium.

Contains about 2k calories. Tasty as fuck.
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>>67794613
Yes, we have zero kebab in the US. I guess that kebab I had for breakfast was a figment of my imagination.
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>>67797283
>claims hottest women on the planet
>posts a trashy 6.5/10

American taste ladies and gentleman
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>>67797741
>>67798265
>There is a healthy serving of potatoes underneath the meat so bread would really make for a starch overdose, but feel free to have a piece on the side if you want.

This is the same ingredients laid out in a to-go box. Potato, salad, meat, sauce to taste, eat with a fork.
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>>67798373
The best ones use cheez whiz and sliced mozzarella.
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>>67798845
I told him that and he said we can give you fries on the side. I then repeated that I ate at a Greek Gyro place in Crete but I think he was a Mexican who didn't speak proper english. Never went back.
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>>67798631
doner is disgusting ,i tried it one time , gyros is much better
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Meanwhile, in Mexico...
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I'm ordering a kebab, insha'allah.
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>>67799058
It's the same thing mostly. The types of spices might differ. There isn't even a specific type of meat. It could be beef, lamb or chicken.
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>>67797545
Die sis scum
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>>67798974
they rule it temporarily on short term, because they are opportunistic. but in the long term, judens will return to what they once were, a bunch of inferior gypsies.
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>>67797086
Is that pronounced "Worst kebab"?
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3.99
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>>67798852

Can confirm, you're missing out on a whole new world of flavour if you're not doing this, needs to be Hellmanns mayo though, not that tangy French shit.
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>>67799071
I usually call it Döner Tasche (Sandwich)
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>>67795740
HOW CAN SWEDEN COMPETE WITH THESE BANTZ
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>>67799128
dont tell anyone but I actually prefer just the sliced mozzarella.
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>>67797297

Shut up faggot, it shows you never been in europe. these kebab/greek sandwiches or whatever you want to call them, are a galaxy away from the quality we have here in term of subs and philly's
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>>67795740
Please include me on the screen cap.
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>>67799132
good for you you should it gyro only from greeks,mexicans are for buritos and tacos
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>>67798977
Kebabpizza.
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Dikke durum
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>>67799270
yea thats why I hate German food. its just the Wurst
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>>67794613
I've had the on-a-stick kebab. In fact I've had many, thanks much
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>>67794613
>And a big tasty kebab only costs arround 4-5 euros

And for that sweet price please notice that included cockroaches eggs are free!
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>>67794613
>>Americans never tasted kebabs
That's a good thing
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>>67799297
In Canada you either get the shawarma/gyro/doner "wrap"/"sandwich" if it's wrapped in bread. You can also buy it with rice or french fries (especially in the case of gyros).
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>>67799288
is this doner? it doesnt look like gyros
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>>67797823
I just had a donner kebab today, is the only thing that mudslimes have invented of any worth,
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>>67795537
We have gyros from greeks
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>>67796151
You made me kek
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>>67797363
No, we know it's a spin to a Middle Eastern dish, pastor and tacos arabes, literally Arab tacos
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>>67799355
its better to make it yourself faggot, there's nothing much to it, get ground beef/chicken/or shit, dice an onion garlic and parsley, sprinkle some peprika and salt, and knead until all is mixed.
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>>67799411
I have that too sometimes. But w/o the Sauce.
Fuck i'm going to the next Dönerbude now.
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>>67795537
we call it schwerma here in america, kebabs here is meat on a stick... we arent retarded like eurofucks

>>67794613
what most of you euros call "tacos" is actually a fucking burrito. a taco is meat + cheese and toppings on a tortilla, almost like a small mexican pizza that you fold and stuff in your mouth. a burrito is a stuffed roll of garbage, but delicious, street food.
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>>67799355
Canada at least the american part has shit food though.
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proper kebab from a local place
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>>67794613

Best meal to get sick, 2/3 kebabs restaurant are dirty as fuck, and the meat is absolute garbage, you should see how it's made.

Taste is awesome, so people don't care
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>>67796678
I just want a durum doner-sized gyro.
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>>67799612
>supporting mudslimes
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>>67799398
I ate lots of Gyros in Greece, but desu we make them better IMO.
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>>67794613
I've tried gyros. I always imagined that was closer to Europe's taco.
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kebab, the only good thing that has come from kebab invasion
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>>67799773
Sweden,please stop posting shit tier kebab.
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>>67795651
>nobody wants to eat sperma.

Quit lying. I know about German goo girls and laurateen.
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>>67799891
you should've just looked up the recipe for the christian gyro
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>>67795537
Shwermas are just gross chicken sandwiches really.
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Kebab shops are on every fucking corner in Copenhagen. Stop giving money to these sandniggers.
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>mayo on kebab
it's like you're forcing me to puke guys
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>>67799969
doner can be chicken too.
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>>67799566
Same here.
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>>>67798977
Ahh found a much better one actually.
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>>67799891
>algebra
>crankshaft
ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?
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>>67794613
Other countries are you even trying?
UK get in on this
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>>67799425
Dürüm is pretty great. The one redeeming aspect of turk immigration.
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>>67798146
Sans fries in Chicago.
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>>67799773
>sweden
>proper kebab
of course
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>>67800249
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crankshaft#Roman_Empire

Algebra is due to a Persian. Arabs are worthless desert apes.
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>>67798071
>asking an independant takeaway to give you free stuff

Black person detected. I bet you tell them to make it a special way for you and dont say please and thank you either.

AYOO HOL UP
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>>67799914
actually it is from the best kebab place in Sthlm

>http://www.dn.se/pa-stan/ata-ute/stockholms-basta-kebab-har-hittar-du-den/
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>>67794613
We have Kebabs
Lebanese Kebabs
Pakistani Kebabs
Indian Kebabs
Bosnian Kebabs

so yeah STFU frogfag
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Well fuck, thanks /pol/, now I know what lunch will be.
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>>67800204
>onions?
>feta?

meh...
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>>67799227
>Meanwhile, in Mexico...
who was in that kebab?
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>>67794613
french roach, please
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>>67799773
Is that rice?

Trying to cut back on the fried potatis eh?

80 crowns, this is down the street from where I used to live. Great pizza too.
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>>67800533
Julio, he didn't pay Jefe for his Coke.
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>>67794613
looks like a Philly cheesesteak
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>>67800453
Aw man. I feel bad for you if that is the best kebab there.
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>>67795740
Hey, what can I say? It's better and has more nutrients than sand.
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btw even in Michigan there are Greek places that serve lamb gyro with cucumber sauce and pita and kibbe etc.

There are even places with Ethiopian food and shit I've never tried. Only good thing about mass immigration

Europe should kick the Turks out though. Or only 1% to make kebab
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>>67800697
say hi to martine in taqsim for me, shitty food but funny guy though.
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>>67794613
>Americans
>No kebab
Pick one
I live 15 minutes from Iranian, Afghani, and Azerbaijani places with kebab, not to mention 2 schwarma joints and a doner place.
And my wife's own cooking of these is escellent and her hummus is so good it makes Israeli wives cry in shame - and she's Irish!
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>>67794613
Do you really think we don't have every food on earth here? I life in Mesa, Arizona and there are at least 6 Mediterranean food places within 10 miles. There's a fucking Somalian food place in the city.
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>>67800864
>Only good thing about mass immigration
You can look up the recipes online and import the kitchenware required (like the rotating spit for gyro/shawarma/doner). There is nothing good about mass immigration.
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Never had a kebab, anyone else?
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looks like shit and full of saturated fat, eat this if you want to die early. its probably a fucking dog anyway
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Best shawarma kebab without a doubt:

Cafe Helen, Edgware road, London

http://youtu.be/ZL46dIuJ4_s


Lebanese food is the absolute best.
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>>67794613

kebabs suck, especially donner ones.
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>>67794613
Kebappi rankalaisilla kaikilla mausteilla tulinen kastike mukaan kiitos
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>>67801031

>there's a Somalian food place

I bet they'd cry if you bussed your own table and threw away a bunch of uneaten food.
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>>67801149
Its overrated
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>>67794613
>kebab
>4-5 euros
I pay 2,50 at most, for a huge and delicious döner with unlimited garlic sauce.
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>>67801521
Do you think it comes with free tire necklacing?
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>tfw eating kebab and smoking hookah every friday

thats the only good thing multiculturalism has brought
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I've only ever seen shish kebabs and the ones made with flat bread like a burrito.

My local kebab place also does a thing they call a 'meat box' which is essentially the meat and sauce from two kebabs on top of a shit load of chips.

>>67799116
It's basically this but without any vegetables, more meat and more chips.
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>>67801516
Such a majestic language.
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They are pretty good. Blend fatty lamb with cumin, chilli, garam masala, onion and salt. Grill it and thinly slice it. Serve it with something complimentary to the fatty lamb, vinegary based chilli sauce and some sharp yoghurt with mint and garlic. Not a bad way to use up the normally unpopular belly cut of lamb. Serve with bread and salad vegetables and some pickles. Don't know why it has to get into anything ethnic. Totally a westernised street food.
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>>67794613
>kebab
>with freedom fries and bread
>no rice

You are retarded
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>>67798429
Shiv kebab.Long puncturing blade like but thin tool used to kill prisoners in prison
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>>67795740
kingz bringing the bantz
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i miss having a kebab shop across the road when i lived in france
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>eating this shit
Only arab and white trash eat this industrial meat cut in a bread with sperm sauce
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>>67794613
That pure fatness. And in France you also have to finance the religion that comes with.

I'll keep my old ancestry food.
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>>67795749
Charcas 3816
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>Work for a kebab joint
>Currently shut for refurb
>This thread

Damn I'm really craving a kebab now, but my boss would literally murder me if I went to another shop
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>>67794613
We have all the food in the world why do you think we are fat fucks. Lol
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>>67801281
It's a shaurma, dumbass. Shaverma has much more vegetables.
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I had Shawarma in Bahrain and I loved that shit

The greasy arab dude on base knows what the fuck hes doing

Has anyone been to the bahrain naval base?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FERAL CATS
THEY ARE GIGANTIC
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>>67798146

I make souvlaki all the time. So goddamn good with homemade pita.
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>>67799029
It's called that everywhere.
Even Russia. I was born there so i know.
Also, stop being paranoid, trigger happy, pilot murderers and let the Kurds have their land.
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