Hello,
I'm from a parallel world where France had the most dominant colonial empire and French became the lingua franca.
It is a much better world than this one. I feel dumber just for having to use this bullshit anglo language to communicate with you simpletons.
Aucun de vous ne comprendra la supériorité des français et comment nous avons offert au monde une véritable culture, le genre que vous ne reverrez plus jamais.
Nous sommes trop bons pour ce monde.
Ce sera tout.
ITT things that never happened
Feels good knowing you're upset that we took over the world
Keep speaking English my amphibian friend
C'est cool mec
>>67784250
Fuck off you golliwog.
>>67784385
>implying the only reason anybody outside of Britain speaks English isn't because of America
>>67784250
Dude, french sounds like shit. If you want a superior country with a great language and culture, there's Italy.
french 101
>write a word
>read only half of the letters
>follow up with some made up ones
ur language is retarded and you know it
sage
>>67784250
Hey baguette, does this parallel world still have frogs using a progressive socialist economy?
>>67784250
Aren't most of stupid things in english language fault of french influences?
>>67784250
Faut arrêter de t'astiquer la baguette mon vieux.
Je veux bien que c'est la semaine de la francophonie mais c'est pas une raison.
>>67784783
knife
thought
though
tough
colonel
anon please. i can go all day
>>67784250
>parallel world
so your admitting that your the weakest and most cucked/pussified nation in the world?
>>67785270
Hello Tyrone, how are the school shootings/criminal rate growth's going?
>Frenchfags becoming delusional as a way to cope with all the niggers
>>67785121
at least theres SOME sort consistency
also english has been heavly influanced by the french
the french and their language is the cuckest cancer in europe
>>67784250
Stay arsehurt, Pierre.
>>67784250
True
English is so simple it hurts
>>67785455
>heavly influanced
Less internet, more toilet plumbing, irrelevant fucktard. And fuck off from the European union if you're unhappy.
>>67784250
Go back we are FULL
You could always speak French on an image board that was made IN FRANCE
you should have killed all the male maghrebis and bred with the women like the spaniards did to the injuns. it would have resulted in less crazies.
>>67784250
I'm learning french so i can leave this forsaken anglo pleb-tier world. Emmene-moi avec toi, mon formidable amie.
>>67786141
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alsace-Lorraine
> still this mad
COME ON IT'S CURRENT YEAR
>>67786028
woah, calm down there, you should be thankfull to the refugees becouse wthout them YOU would be the poo in loo you filthy nog
>>67785121
those words come from french though. the germanic based ones dont have this retarded rule. english is a pidgin language anyway.
>>67784250
Tu parle mi mönsiöör avec vous déx
>>67786394
Wtf no.
knife : couteau
thought : pensée
though : bien que
tough : fort
colonel : came from italian (colonnello)
then again
> burgerkin education
I don't blame you
>>67784250
>>67784446
I was flipping the channels the other day and I saw some French kids channel, every 3 people were black.
French African girls are p qt tho desu, the french must've had a huge case of Jungle Fever because so many of them are mulatto.
>>67785848
Que? L'anglais est une language sympatique. Nous comprendons l'anglais parce que c'est le meilleur.
My grandad loved traveling just he never travelled through france, his. Words were 'the french are a bunch of arrogant weaklings, i'm never going back unless it's to conquer them again'
True to his word he never went, he always got the ferry to spain or some way to avoid the shithole that is france.
Oh sorry, I thought we were blogging.
>>67787164
> 'the french are a bunch of arrogant weaklings, i'm never going back unless it's to conquer them again'
Please honor your grandfather dear teakin
>>67787164
>>67787254
They're also slow as fuck.
If only italian was lingua franca
>>67787720
this desu
>>67784250
get your head out of your ass you cunt
