http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-35835795
AQUELA MERDA NÃO SE AGUENTA EM PÉ, VAMOS CONTINUAR POR AQUI!
What the fuck is happening, m8?
>>67781424
Caos. Um juiz impediu a nomeação de Lula como ministro após a posse.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-35829626
A TV SENADO ESTÁ COM UMA TRETA FODIDA!
QUESTÃO DE HORAS PRA ESSA MERDA DE GOVERNO CAIR.
ARGENTINA, ESPERE POR NÓS, ESTAMOS CHEGANDO!
>>67781424
TV SENADO
TV CÂMARA
DAMAGE CONTROL EVERYWHERE!
>>67781424
Larga de ser viado, filha da puta!
Thank you Mr Itagiba.
>>67781505
O governo já caiu, agora só precisa esperar o processo de impeachment.
>>67781424
A civil war is about to begin
TCHAU QUERIDA
AGORA VAI CARAAALHO!
A VAGABUNDA NÃO ENTENDE QUE ELA JÁ PERDEU!
WASH
CAR
>>67781495
>>67781507
>>67781604
>Um juiz impediu a nomeação de Lula como ministro após a posse.
Thanks, i live in Brazil but i don't speak portuguese properly. My understand is kinda lame.
>>67781210
please, joao, tell me why i should care again?
>>67781210
>>67781604
Keep us updated /BrazPol/
Consolidate those threads
>>67781604
it has just begun
C H A O S
H
A
O
S O A H C
Parem de falar em inglês, bando de lambe-bola de gringo.
>>67781722
>>67781729
Lula was named prime minister. A judge blocked the nomination. Brazil is under chaos right now.
>and MY pan
>>67781722
If you don't care, we'll invade you and cuck you just like the sandniggers.
>>67781729
Our army don't want try a coup ;-;
Based Phoenix Moro and based Itagiba Edgeworth.
>captcha
Pegando a foda fora.
>querem incendiar o brasil
FIRE WILL RISES!
>>67781816
>ai parem di falá ingreis seus lambe ball de gringow
TCHAU QUERIDA
>>67781210
no one sleep in Brazil
all right crossing the line
no one quit the radio
Brazil is on fire
>>67781722
Because brazilians will be fucking your women soon
>>67781722
No one asked for your concern, Mohammed.
HueHueHUeHUehue
CIVIL WAR SOON!
AGORA VAI CARALHOOOOOOO!
FIIIREEEEEE
ON
THE
HORIIIZOOOON
>>67781899
>chan que suporta o movimento
>pegando a foda dentro
Alguém não sabe falar inglẽs nem pra acertar o captcha AIUSHEIUASHEIUASHEIHAUSEUIIAUHWSEHUIAUISHEUIHASUHIEUHIEASUIHEASUAESUHIEUIHASUIHEASUIHAESUIAHESUIHAESUIHEASUIHAESUIHEASUHIUIAEHSUIHASEHUIAESUIHAESUIHAESUIHAES
>>67781722
stfu sandnigger
>>67781826
i know whats happening i asked why i should care about your tanny and zika riddled country
>>67781840
you better make sure the bushpeople wont invade your cities first...
also good going brazil, just before the olympics... will there be shit going down there?
OBRIGADO, BASAEADO ITAGIBA.
>>67781969
Não vai ter guerra, a população ja foi desarmada.
>>67782082
Hurr Durr iam Son of Hitler.
>admitiram que erraram na administração.
>>67782082
>will there be shit going down there?
Prepare your popcorn, Brazil will burn.
BRAZIL IS GOING PINOCHET
THEY'RE DOING IT
THEY'RE ACTUALLY DOING IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
AHEEOOOOOOOO
>>67782082
Ok, sandnigger. We don't care that you don't care. GTFO.
O site da tv câmara tá sobrecarregado
ESTÁ ACONTECENDO!
Está acontecendo!
Que época histórica para se estar vivo!
can anyone fill me in? no hobgoblin speak though.
Can anyone summarize what and why it's happening in Brazil right now?
>>67782082
S A N D N I G G E R
>>67782082
Are you a refugee?
>>67782082
Fuck the olympics, Jamal, we couldn't care less.
>>67782230
Shit is happening.
Look at CNN, BBC, etc.
Anões que manjam de ingles, escrevam um resumo pra usar como quote-resposta aos gringos que chegam na thread.
>MACACOS INVADINDO O POL
O SONHO É REAL, PORRA.
>>67782259
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/03/17/americas/brazil-rousseff-lula-tapes/index.html
>corruption everywhere
>one judge hunting their ass
>political measure to stop answering to that judge
>political measure blocked by another judge
>CHAOS
>>67782230
Link is on the thread original post, hamburger!
O BRASIL VAI EXPLODIR!
ESTÁ ACONTECENDO!
IT IS HAPPENING!
>chamando o bolsonaro de extrema direita.
>>67782359
Está acontecendo, anão!
>>67782313
god damnit, if i turn my tv on and its bullshit im going to be pissed
>>67782125
>>67782125
>iam Son of Hitler.
no. manfred is living in argentina. he blends in perfectly with the white population there. unlike in negroid brazil
>>67782178
i'm comfy already.
is your police capable of fergueson shit?
>>67782199
make me pedro...
>>67782262
says the ingger of latin america
>>67782270
so you dont like the games? now i like them even more
>>67782394
>esta acontecendo
top kekkerino
>>67782359
Já acontece isso com Europa...imagine com /pol/
Pela ordem!
>>67782435
Vai pescar no dogolachan.
I wanna a cock inside my ass right now.
HIEUHEHEHUEHUEHUHUEHUE!!!
IT'S HAPPENING, CARALHO!!!!
>>67782435
Prove that you are white and then we will respect what you say.
A Tag do momento no tuister é #QuedaDoPlanalto
COMPLETAMENTE ACONTECENDO!
>>67782259
>>67782183
>>67782082
>>67782230
A Brazilian judge has blocked the appointment of ex-President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva as chief of staff to his successor, Dilma Rousseff.
A federal judge issued an injunction saying there was a risk a federal judicial investigation could be derailed if Lula was a minister.
Under Brazilian law, cabinet members can only be investigated by the Supreme Court, not by federal courts.
Lula is under investigation in connection with a corruption scandal.
The government said it would appeal against the decision.
Prosecutors filed charges against Lula last week accusing him of money laundering and fraud, which he has denied.
Lula's nomination as chief of staff has divided Brazilians.
So what's the odds of those corrupted fuckers to get Ceaușescu'ed?
>>67782547
AHEOOO
Fode sim, Brasilzão
Someone should make a "just fuck my shit up" photoshop with Lula, if hasn't already been done.
>>67782435
>is your police capable of fergueson shit?
Kek, no. Even our army is lame, with 70s guns and munition that only could last 20 minutes of action.
>>67782539
i'm not going fishing
>>67782573
i dont have to prove anything to you, filthy negro
>>67782183
FREE HELICOPTER RIDES FOR EVERYONE
>>67782435
at least our monekys will never let these sandniggers come in
deal with your islam sandnigger
>>67781210
>Ser Brazil
>Entrar em guerra civil
>Eleger o Tiririca como Imperador do Brasil após 3 anos de guerra civil
Brasil faz isto por favor
>>67782665
Ignorem esse macaco usando proxy.
>>67782738
you are the proxy monkey, negro
OBRIGADO ITAGIBA BASEADO
>>67782679
Frist the jews.
FODE SIM, PORRA!!!!!!!!
>>67782814
ON FI RE
Nothing is happening , this will end in pizza like always
>>67782607
100% now. this is based japones da federal, our fbi. hes arresting the fuck out of the politicians.
Dizem que o STF irá barrar a liminar que anula a posse do Lula. Não tenho fontes.
>>67782665
OK, Mohamed.
I JUST WOKE UP
WHAT'S HAPPENING? CLUE ME IN, YOU BR MONKEYS.
>>67782583
thank you. have a Trump
>>67782665
Allah is a pig that likes being fucked by mohammeds pig pet.
>>67782985
The End of Brazilgellion is happening
>>67782814
hello rato
aehooo
Max payne 3 happening when?
>>67782895
You mean feijoada?
>>67781210
BRASIL PORRA
FORA PT CARALHO
>>67781210
>>67781495
>>67781505
>>67781517
>>67781604
I'm registered in universidade de São Paulo I was supposed to go next week, should I just stay here? I really need to know.
>>67781210
String them up, huebros
É TEMPO.
>>67781210
Godspeed Brazil, never change South America, never change!
Call me when the killing starts pls.
>>67781840
be afraid nazi sausage
>>67781722
>>67783104
BRs are faggots, nothing will happen.
>>67783104
Stay away from Avenida Paulista and you're gun' be safe.
>>67783063
>>67783091
This seems overblown on /pol/. Why are you guys acting like ids habbening? This is just one corrupt guy right?
>>67783104
Everyone wants to get out of here.
You should wait.
>>67781210
huehuehuehueheu
>>67781210
brbrbrbr71717171
>>67783203
Brazil totally crashed.
>>67783104
come pls we have feijoada
>>67783203
Nope. It' s whole government that is tumbling down. Not just one guy.
>>67783203
He is the big boss
>>67782964
Vc tem uma mão bem feminina.
Seu pênis também é feminino?
>dolar going down
>>67783203
IT IS
THE
FUCKING
PRESIDENT
AND
THE
FUCKING
EX
PRESIDENT
>>67783341
Você está atrasado. Já está em 3.61.
>>67783104
Go there and redpill some leftshits
>>67783040
based hue, i agree
>>67783203
HE'S DA BIG BOSSA!
Nope, dont worry, until next week I think people will calm down and everything will settle again.
==THEY JUST KILLED LULA!==
Brazilian republic over
>>67783582
Isso foi ontem.
>>67783596
>==
HUE Civil War soon
>>67783487
You agree but where's your sister? Oh yeah, being gangbanged by 30 sandmonkeys. Good for you.
>>67783193
this looks more like nothing to me. what if classes get cancelled? I'm used to violence on the streets (outside of the classroom) but I won't go if the country is paralyzed or overjoyed with whatever happens.
>>67783632
Are you coding something, m8?
>>67783203
kek m8.
We are talking here about a house of cards falling apart.
The ex president of the country has been appointed by Dilma as the minister so he could be judged by the supreme court as a politician, however he got blocked.
This cleanup is what makes Brazil NEVER again trust leftists and the people for the 'workers'.
Imagine if Obama got impeached, and tried to save himself through any means necessary whilst having the biggest political movements to ever happen in the world going on against him.
If this was Ukraine we would already be in civil war. Thankfully our state and military are too powerful to allow that.
Meanwhile Brazil's companies are rising insanely in the stock market. Petrobras has already gone up 20%, And that is holy fuck big.
>>67783203
BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>67783582
>>67783653
i dont have a sister...
>>67783205
Is that the sentiment everywhere or just of people you know? now, wishing to be out is different from packing your things and be already on the run
>>67783749
Summon the duck!
>>67783669
>if the country is paralyzed
Most of the population wants this. Better wait m8
CAR WASH FTW!!! PORRA!!!
Os seguranças do palácio do planalto impediram os oficiais de justiça que levavam a anulação da posse de Lula de entrar no palácio.
>>67783669
There will be war, friend. Don't come.
>>67783669
its possible, but i doubt classes will be canceled or anything of the sort.
I have a friend in Pernambuco. Stay safe, Augusto.
Caralho!
Na Jovem Pan, disseram que os oficiais de justiça foram proibidos pelos seguranças do Planalto de entregar a ordem judicial de "desempossamento" do Mula.
ESTÁ ACONTECENDO!
>>67783950
>pernambuco
>safe
If he lives in the capital, he's dead, sorry.
>>67783950
He is safe, shit is happening on Brasília.
>>67783833
ok bro I will take your advice. you guys be safe too
>>67783669
USP is leftist, great chances they willgo on a strike. I graduated on USP.
>>67783959
A guerra começou hoje por volta de 9h da manha.
>>67783203
Our president will be arrested as well, as well as a bunch of other people .
>>67783875
o eduardo bolsonaro falou que o lula fugiu kek
>>67783669
Classes won't be cancelled. This shit will only boil in politics and people will be watching shit like a catfight between guests during a wedding reception.
>>67783104
Come and spend your money. We need it.
>>67784007
Oh no. Fuck me. I was talking to him today. He was out on the streets yesterday. I don't think he's in Recife but he is close.
>>67784020
Cheers, he sounded more /comfy/ than /dying/ when I spoke to him.
>>67783332
Uuuu
>>67781604
Why? Whites vs mulattos? Didnt you guys just kicked that lady communist president out?
>>67784039
Porra, vou ter que logar no cancro.
Our whites are fighting for freddom from the black commies.
>>67784190
READ THE FUCKING THREAD! >>67782583
>>67784190
Commies vs The People
We are trying very hard, bitch's glued to that chair.
House Of Cards Brazil.
>>67784190
not yet
>>67784142
>fucking recife
He's dead, m8, sorry for your loss.
>>67784281
House of Mother Joana.
>>67782814
hello mister the rato
>>67784142
Red shirt = death.
>>67783924
GTFO iron man is fucking red do you really think he would be anti-PT, Rodgers is against the government therefore anti-PT
>>67783687
>leftists
>>67784190
Unfortunately, the right wings are cucks and the leftists have the law backing them. If you confront a leftfag he can sue you for racism based on nothing.
A ABIN TAVA MONITORANDO O MORO E DANDO INFORMAÇÃO PRIVILEGIADA PRO LULA!
COMPLETAMENTE LOUCO HOMEM!
Hello
>>67784240
Vai capinar um lote filho da puta!
The brazillian population giving up their guns was one of the biggest mistakes we have ever made.
QUE DIA HISTÓRICO, CARAS!
>>67784319
Explain.
LULA
CABRÃO
VAI PRA PRISÃO
LULA
CABRÃO
VAI PRA PRISÃO
LULA
CABRÃO
VAI PRA PRISÃO
LULA
CABRÃO
VAI PRA PRISÃO
Cristovão esta jogando red pill em todos lados.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Gq2NxTvak
>>67784674
Northern capitals tend to be violent as fuck, majority of them more violent than rio.
>>67784696
Como vai o Sócrates? Deve estar comemorando, o Lula português.
>>67784696
Obrigado pelo apoio, irmão tuga.
>>67784674
Everything above Minas Gerais is a shithole full of violence and death senpai
>>67784765
From what I've seen, he lives a ways away from Recife in a pretty nice apartment. Hopefully he can avoid the chimping.
>>67784765
Northern Brazil is majority black isn't it?
>>67784873
As tar.
>>67784700
Você disse redpill?
>>67784169
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>67784859
If he lives far from the capital, i guess he can be safe, the problem are the capitals.
Will any south America country help brazil if shit hits the fan?
>>67784873
Majority indian. They look like the red faced, casino owners americans, but without freedom.
>>67784319
>>67784674
>>67784765
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate
Recife is ranked 37th
>>67784984
Argentina w/ Macri.
>>67784916
yikes. stay safe anon
https://twitter.com/muzzihenrique/status/710500600442691584
OLHEM A FODENDO POLÍCIA MILITAR!
Will this guarantee that PT will never again enter politics? I'm astonished as I've heard from many Brazilians that they still say "PT dindu nuthin"
Is there anything that can change this? Why does Brazil have to be so ridiculously far left?
>>67784984
Only the shitty commies, like Venezuela or Bolivia.
>>67785040
Isso foi na Paulista?
>>67784998
38.12 murder rate...
fucking brazil...
>>67785085
Venezuela might come just for the toiler paper, considering gas is the only thing they have left.
>>67785040
>bate continência
É PRESTAR CONTINÊNCIA, NÃO BATER, BISONHO.
>>67785067
They are pretty much done at this point
>>67785040
>https://twitter.com/muzzihenrique/status/710500600442691584
hahaha esta aconetecendo!
>>67785067
look at their ethnic make up
>>67785148
Sim.
>>67785067
We're a just a giant Banana Republic, after all.
>>67784873
Mixed.
Who Paulista Avenue here?
>>67785196
É A MESMA MERDA
>>67785040
Isso é lindo. Isso é sensacional! Nunca antes na história desse país vi um dia como hoje!
>>67785067
Why the americans liked Obama and vote Sanders? Keynesian economics can answer. First there is a boom in the welfare and consume, things that the brazilians never had.
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
JUST IN: NOBODY OUTSIDE OF BRAZIL GIVES A SHIT
FFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK
>>67785067
The current government approval rate was 4% a while back, after the 3 million protest, they announced that lula would become minister, basically making fun of the protest, which was the biggest to happen in the country by far, after all that, they will not comeback for at least the next 100 years.
MILITARY POLICE IS REVOLTING AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT
ITS TIME FOR COUP
COUP COUP COUP
https://twitter.com/muzzihenrique/status/710500600442691584
>>67785067
Brainwashing is left's speciality.
>>67785040
>https://twitter.com/muzzihenrique/status/710500600442691584
Do we know if the military is on our side too?
>>67785067
Lefties will probably blend in other parties, and, eventually, be reborn. Ever since 88 Brazil lost all it's "right" power. I am ashamed.
>>67784780
Foi uns meses dentro no decorrer da investigação, mas não lhe vai acontecer nada.
>>67785285
>netherlands
>>67785285
Go back to smoking pot m8
>>67785285
You should give a shit you fucking toothpaste shithead.
If Brazil falls you are going to have more refugees knocking at your door.
>esses anões bundadoida com qualquer merdinha
Caralho, parece que nunca frequentaram chan.
>>67785566
Sindrome de inferioridade.
House of Brasil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIckavWtu0Q&feature=youtu.be
>>67785566
Foda-se, cara
Não abaixe sua cabeça pra ninguém
>>67785285
Look at the size of Brazil. It's a HUGE country on the verge of legitimate civil war. Why don't you just open your asshole to more refugees?
>inb4 weedman lol refugees
I have literally seen no refugees here. They all have to live in hotels or are confined to houses with constant watch. Enjoy your chimpouts, Arjen.
>>67785285
You appear to be the only one who doesn't, colgate
O Aécio está, a todo custo, tentando salvar sua pele!
A CASA ESTÁ CAINDO!
>>67785040
>https://twitter.com/muzzihenrique/status/710500600442691584
THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I
>>67785285
Who gives a shit about Netherlands? You canadians.
>>67785689
I'm erected
>>67785566
Userbase do 55 é muito frágil. São tipo tumblr da direita. Se não fosse mods protegendo os mesmos...
>polícia militar
>militar
Pick one.
>>67785285
>>67785652
THERE WONT BE CIVIL WAR, THE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DISARMED.
>>67782183
21st century Pinochet.
Based BOLSONARO.
>>67785883
Coup?
>>67785689
>implying the military aren't some filthy government-loving cucks
what's happening right now?
>>67785788
Vaza, esquerdista.
"Na operação de busca realizada pela Polícia Federal no dia 4 de março, durante a 24ª fase da Operação Lava-Jato, os investigadores da Operação Lava-Jato encontraram a minuta de um contrato de compra e venda no qual Fernando Bittar -- dono no papel do sítio de Atibaia frequentado pelo ex-presidente Lula e reformado por empreiteiras do petrolão - transfere a propriedade para o petista e sua mulher, Marisa Letícia."
SÓ FAÇO UMAS VISITINHAS, COMPANHEIRO!
>>67785938
Bem que você queria, comunista sujo.
>>67785883
>implying we need guns
>>67785938
Do you think the common conscript will turn around and point a gun at his family.
>>67785919
these filthy commies have planned everything, nobody can have guns over here for a long time. commies are the scum of earth
>>67786113
No I meant, what's happening in the streets
>>67786092
>comunista
Viado, estou adorando o Lula entrar no poder. Só está mostrando que o Estado não tem ética, nem quer justiça.
