When we inevitably find alien life, what will it be like?
>>67779884
>implying the earth isnt flat
>>67779884
you will find the answer in the end if this gif
>>67779884
my dad is an ayyy lmao
ask me anything
pic related: dad dancing at my birthday party
>>67779884
Like Jews.
>>67781894
describe the dindus of the alien races
>>67781773
Lol xD xD funnnnnyyyyyy!!
>>67779884
>inevitably
>implying it mathematically shouldn't have happened by now
>implying the unnerving conclusion you, and other pop culture sciencucks can't accept, is that we truly are ALONE.
>>67779884
Most likely microbes. We will probably find some on Europe relatively soon.
>>67780791
>>67779884
>Martians actually believe their planet is as big as the Earth
lmao, ayyliens go home to your dusty rock
>>67779884
>>67779884
Probably not gayer than you OP
>>67779884
“We take off into the cosmos, ready for anything: for solitude, for hardship, for exhaustion, death. Modesty forbids us to say so, but there are times when we think pretty well of ourselves. And yet, if we examine it more closely, our enthusiasm turns out to be all a sham. We don't want to conquer the cosmos, we simply want to extend the boundaries of Earth to the frontiers of the cosmos. For us, such and such a planet is as arid as the Sahara, another as frozen as the North Pole, yet another as lush as the Amazon basin. We are humanitarian and chivalrous; we don't want to enslave other races, we simply want to bequeath them our values and take over their heritage in exchange. We think of ourselves as the Knights of the Holy Contact. This is another lie. We are only seeking Man. We have no need of other worlds. We need mirrors. We don't know what to do with other worlds. A single world, our own, suffices us; but we can't accept it for what it is. We are searching for an ideal image of our own world: we go in quest of a planet, a civilization superior to our own but developed on the basis of a prototype of our primeval past. At the same time, there is something inside us which we don't like to face up to, from which we try to protect ourselves, but which nevertheless remains, since we don't leave Earth in a state of primal innocence. We arrive here as we are in reality, and when the page is turned and that reality is revealed to us - that part of our reality which we would prefer to pass over in silence - then we don't like it anymore.”
>>67781894
Why is your dad so into your party? I think parents should set up the party and then get out of the way. I wouldn't want my dad trying to bust a move or grinding on my female friends.
>>67782171
>implying you arent just ignoring the evidence ayy lmaos already visited us
>>67779884
Like going to Penrith
>Needing to leave the planet to see alien life.
>When nigs are here
>>67779884
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
>no ayylien gf
>>67782171
>implying human race is advanced enough to spot sentient life in space
>implying FTL is possible and space should filled with spaceships roaming around, being all like: "Hey, Humans, we exist!"
>never heard of Great Filter
>>67780791
You shouldn't be skipping your science classes, you know. Saying such nonsense makes you look bad.
>>67779884
>what will it be like?
You're asking the wrong question OP, doesn't matter what it looks like what's most important is can you fuck it?
>>67779884
They be KINGZ and queenz n SHIET who build Tha saageyts an shit
What if hominids on Earth are actually descendants of Martians, who happen to be highly intelligent, 10 feet tall super apes.
What if they're also negroid and furry?
It would explain why the Martian biosphere got wiped out.
What if humans are everywhere in the solar system, and they just see no reason to let us know?
>>67782434
>>67779884
Realistically? Chemosynthetic bacteria.
