>I-I didn't have sex with another man
>it was God!
So this religion is literally based on cuckolding?
>>67773500
yep
>implying any of its real
>>67773500
It wouldnt have mattered had jesus not been who he was
>>67773500
Mary was only a virgin if you don't count anal.
>>67773500
If Mary had relations with another man, she would either be married to him or put to death.
>>67773500
Yes.
Christopher Hitchens said something like, "What is more likely: A poor girl in the middle of the desert conceived God incarnate, or a Jewish girl told a lie?" or something like that. But it was a based quote and accurate.
>>67773575
>any of it is real
>is real
>isreal
>israel
>>67773718
he wasn't who he was.
>>67773500
It is not cuckolding. Cuckolding would mean (in this case) that Saint Joseph is being cuckolded by God, but if you think about it God would have to suffer and see his woman (Saint Mary), mother His child, continue her life with another man. And since God is Ultimate, it means it is He who suffers to see His woman with another man.
The childhood of Jesus is a lesson for humans who wonder how important the life of a child is when parents divorce. The child importance is above all other matters. The suffering of his parents is of lesser importance.
>>67773500
Mary fucked Joseph raw afterwards, only cuckholdlics imply she was an eternal virgin.
>>67774341
>>67773500
Mary is not a virgin. Is a known mistranslation/confusion in the text.
It's all fairy tales anyways
>>67775380
>How can this be since I have no relations with a man
The religion is based on astrology and astronomy, like nearly every religion before it. Jesus is a metaphor for the sun.
>>67773500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA6aIhHzXkw
>>67775176
POO
>>67773500
>>67774834
>Josef wasn't cucked by God, God was cucked by Josef
>Christians are worshipping the God of Cuck
amazing
>>67773575
>*tips fedora*
>>67774018
>Christopher Hitchens
I remember when I was sixteen too.
>>67778353
>argentina
>white
>>67778788
>burgerland
>>67773500
Cuckolding would imply that god is actually had physical sex with Mary, which is not the case, when you look at the concept of immaculate conception.
>>67778788
Jealous nigger?
>>67773500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_TDgTebF_Y
