This is it.
>>67773305
THE FROG GOD AWAKENS
FROG
GOD
AWAKENS
Kek vs Baal. Who will win?
WATER IS WET!
BREAKING NEWS!
>>67773305
>God is irrelevant unless he shares my opinions.
>>67773305
TRUMP/BA'AL 2016
>>67773305
HIGH ENERGY
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>>67773305
The Lord approves of Trump's HIGH ENERGY
>>67773305
wait for the second one
The gods support Trump.
>>67773305
>religious nonsense is fake until it fits my narrative!
>>67773305
This pleases Thor greatly.
>>67773305
"The party of science"
>>67773305
That's just Zeus giving his powers to his half son Trumpacles.
Did he finally receive the energy we've been banking up for his polls?
>>67773862
>Mount Lel
Now I'm convinced this is all just some shitposting time traveller from the future.
>>67773305
they sure managed to spin it in a negative direction by adding the tornadoes to the story
BREAKING NEWS: SOMETIMES WEATHER HAPPENS.
I am taking a shit right fucking now and guarantee you lightning is striking somewhere. Does God disapprove/approve of my bowel movements? No. It's just fucking weather.
>>67773305
Trump is the Antichrist
BREAKING NEWS, LARGE TOWER WITH GROUNDING ROD IS HIT BY LIGHTING
>>67773305
Thor sends a sign of his approval.
>>67773305
It's official: Trump picked up the Mjölnir.
>>67773305
Trumps power is growing immensely.
>>67773305
What are lightning rods and tornado season?
>>67774560
BREAKING NEWS: KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
THE THING DESIGNED TO GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING OMGOGMOGMOGOGMMO GOD H8TRUMP HITLER
>>67774151
So true
>>67774560
IN OTHER NEWS, RAIN IS WET AND NIGGERS AREN'T PEOPLE
US Army has had the power to control lightning for decades now.
>>67774151
>>67773997
>>67774467
I thought the article/title seemed neutral. I don't know where you got that from.
>>67774467
This. Thinking any of these mean anything is fucking caveman logic.
Ooga booga the sky gods are angry we must now sacrifice 100 goats to ensure a good harvest.
>>67773305
>>67773305
>>67773305
Lightning from the sky = "high energy"
Trump is King
>>67773305
"I am the lord your god, and you shall have no other gods beside me".
You American bastards should not worship a golden calf like Trump, evidently.
Trump is going super sayian
>>67773305
high energy omen
> The world being awesome and violent and shit as per the usual.
> "DUH, SKY ANGRY! GOD MAD! TRUMP BAD! HURRR!!"
Literal retardation and blaspheme. Pic semi related.
>>67773305
Illnois just has tornados and his tower got hit cause its the tallest thing around
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/emperor-trump
>>67775113
Well, you're stupidity doesn't make you correct, just stupid. A child with a 3rd grade reading level should be able to catch the inference there. Wut iz betweeen duh lynes
>>67776463
Your* fuck off, moron.
>>67773862
Why not both?
It was god sending him energy
>>67773862
Kek is Baal. Baal just means Lord, owner, master. The God of the Hebrews was the Baal and they considered him as such. There were a ton of regional Baals. YHWH soldidified himself as the main Baal of thr region by BTFO any others who opposed him.
>>67777674
Kek is a Baal so yes we have both. There were a lot of Ba'als. It just means "owner, master, lord"
>>67773305
Superstitious niggers.
God endorsed Trump
HIGH
FUCKING
ENERGY
A man was taking a shit when 9/11 happened.
>>67777674
Your Jabalon is missing the spidery part. Can't weave the meme web without that.
>>67773305
Trump is so alpha he makes atheists become believers.
>>67773305
Yes, it means Trump is Thor.
>>67778408
Atheists are believers. They're just selfish and stubborn. Put a gun to their head and watch how quickly they start praying.
>>67773305
This is high-level reporting
>>67778710
And theists are non- believers
Put a bag of money next to their face and see how quickly they forget that stealing is a sin.
>>67778710
>Expecting eternal bliss as a reward for common decency
Yea, atheists are selfish.
>>67773305
It's a sign from god.
Trump is president.
I can't find my "hah-hah, I don't believe in your backwards religion but maybe this argument will work on you..." counter-signal meme.
Pretend it is here then laugh knowingly.
ENDORSED BY THOR
Last nae wasn't changed to Trump to be easier, his family was concealing that they are bloodline of DRUMPF GOD OF ENERGY
>lightning bolt hits tower with a lightning rod
>OH FUG
>>67779026
It's true, they are.
Atheists are selfish people.
>>67773305
He is getting too powerful! We need to stop the memes!!
>>67773305
>Tornados seen during tornado season
>lighning strikes lightning rods on a skyscraper during a thunder storm
>somehow this means something
the antichrist aka donald trump.
he claims to be your saviour(check)
he brings rain to those on his side(check)
he claims to be your god(pending)
>>67774496
Speaking of, isnt antichrist supposed to be a charismatic leader that will rise quickly, gain great power and fuck over people who dont follow him?
How many of those have there been, and is Trump the latest?
>>67782867
TRUMP MUST ASCEND!
>>67783379
The antichrist is supposed to be gay or asexual though
