What is /pols/ thoughts on James Woods?
>Crazy high IQ
>apparently 10 inch dick like a coke can
>dropped out of a lot of high profile roles in the 80s/early 90s
>obviously redpilled before any of us even knew about that shit
Just how close was the Mike Torino character to the actual Woods from SA?
I never really buy in to this conspiracy stuff but my dad did not shut up about it after he overheard me playing SA and recognized his voice, but not from any movies...no he never watched movies but I will never forget the terror on his face when he noticed it was James Woods voice.
Never talked about it again.
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Mike_Toreno
>>67766991
1) where did you get the dick fact?
2) how do you know toreno was based on woods?
James woods if fucking based
He has some savage twitter banter too (political) and hes very conservative
Not too mention he is just a great actor, he made videodrome a solid film even though it was one of croenenbergs worst as far as pacing/writing goes
>>67768735
OP is James Woods....or his PA/PR flack.
Ever try to put a can in your mouth? There's literally no dicks that fat.
>>67768735
>1) where did you get the dick fact?
hes a bit of a playboy (or was) and apparently its a commonly stated fact from his ex lovers
>2) how do you know toreno was based on woods?
Hes not as far as backstories concerned, but he was made to look/act like woods, like alot of videogame star talent
Why did he dropped out from roles?
What the fuck, read the imdb, I've never seen it speak of an actor like this in my life:
>James Woods is a leanly built, strangely handsome actor-producer-director with intense eyes and a sometimes untrustworthy grin, who has been impressing audiences for over three decades with his compelling performances. James Howard Woods was born on April 18th, 1947 in Vernal, Utah, the son of Martha A. (Smith) and Gail Peyton Woods, a United
>>67769431
>outspoken conservatives often blacklisted in hollywood
>actually saved his money and invested, so can live comfortably
He still gets a couple of rolls, but no where near how much he was doing in the 80s-90s
Just found out when checking IMDB that hes going to be voicing Lex Luther in an upcoming Justice League show, which sounds pretty awesome
>>67766991
>Crazy high IQ
Shame he wasted it on being an actor.
Especially considering his filmography isn't that great either.
>>67769944
he was in video drone
recent tweet said he identified with cruz most, he can go fuck himself.
>>67766991
Top tier voice.
Top tier political views.
Top tier banter, he is an absolute beast on Twitter.
Him, Peter Weller and Sam Elliott made 80s cinema some of the best.
>>67769731
If James Woods played Lex Luther in the new Batman v Superman movie instead of that femmy Michael Cera clone I might actually want to see it.
It would do a lot in making up for Ben "Muslims Just Fuck Me in the Ass" Affleck.
>>67769944
>Especially considering his filmography isn't that great either
>videodrome
>once upon a time in america
>casino
>the specialist
>Hercules
>Nixon
>True Crime
>Riding in cars with boys
???
Hes in a bunch of good movies, and plenty of ones normies like too
>>67769944
I feel like he always plays a lawyer that's defending a KKK member in a Southern court.
>>67769944
Worth it for once upon a time in america alone.
>>67770307
this
he'd make a great lex luther too, im not sure why he didn't get more roles as a villain tbqh
>I own that I am not a friend to a very energetic government. It is always oppressive. - Thomas Jefferson
This is the first thing on his twitter page
(personal quote or something? not really a twitter user)
absolutely based
gonna try and find some of the bantz i foolishly didnt save
>pic related
I guess he browses /pol/?
James Woods is the fucking king of men
>>67766991
ooh a piece of candy
>>67770890
>the man's literal first instinct to check if the Jew is behind something suspicious
100% browses /pol/.
>>67771158
holy shit half of his twitter is fucking /pol/ memes
>>67771295
Jimmy Woods? Solid son of a bitch.
I remember one time it was me, Jimmy, and Bill Shatner at this dive bar in Aspen. Couple of high-rent bikers said something snarky about the latest McQueen movie, and you know, Stevie's a friend of ours.
So Jimmy grabs a pool cue and asks 'em if they're up for a game. Jimmy's a hell of a pool shooter, he was just gonna teach 'em a quick lesson. But they recognized Bill and one of the bikers said, "Oh fuck, beam me up Scotty we got the fucking Captain Kirk here, ain't that sweet," and Jimmy just let 'em have it.
He beat those guys within an inch of their life, then when they were sprawled out on the ground, he whipped out his foot-long dick and pissed all over 'em.
Then he just walked back to the bar, took a drink of his beer, and went right back to talking about the time him and Jimmy Garner went to a whorehouse together with a half-pound of cocaine and got the nickname The Jimmy's by tag-teaming every girl in the place for 12 straight hours.
>>67771332
kek
negros btfo
>>67771295
>>67771332
>>67771370
Absolutely based. Going to watch a movie he's in tonight.
finally found the one i was looking for
SAVAGE
he's named the jew a few times, he has fully accepted his acting career is pretty much a hobby these days.
god bless him
Who is my god? And why is it James Woods?
>>67770042
Fuck off Videodrome is badass. Only a normie wouldn't like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFHey3utk0I
It also has Debbie Harry in her prime.
>>67771445
I already started up videodrome on my other monitor right when i saw the thread
I fucking love that movie for some reason, great speech in it too
>North America's getting soft, padrone. And the rest of the world is getting tough. Very, very tough. We're entering savage new times, and we're going to have to be pure... and direct... and strong... if we're gonna survive them.— you're rotting us away from the inside. We intend to stop that rot.
>>67769250
They fit in mine, though not without a bit of effort.
>>67766991
bump while i read through this non-shit thread
holy shit,
he is the worlds worst goiym
>angrymerchant.jpg
Can someone figure out Keanu Reeves's political views? He's pretty much the only other literal genius actor.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
>>67766991
FUCK YOU TORENO IM TIRED OF
THIS SHIT
FUCK YOU TORENO
>>67769944
>shame he wasted it on being an actor
>Actor here
You need to be smart to be a good actor. The shittiest actors are always the dumb actors.
You need to be able to smart to be able to know all the things you know as well as all the things your character knows and being able to carry that knowledge on to other characters you do in the future.
Actors who act the same in every roll are clearly the dumber actors.
>>67772740
Found it. Apparently the left has "claimed" him, but this is all he's ever really said about politics:
>[Reeves] genuinely cares about people, society, and the world but [takes] no official political stance.
>>67771904
>You will never be an actor in campy sci-fi 80's movies with cheesy techno music as its theme song.
>>67772740
non-affiliated/possibly liberal
>Reeves seems very non-political. He routinely avoids questions about politics and has never endorsed any platform.
>However, he does seem to be a genuinely caring guy, whether it’s giving a $20,000 Christmas present to a poor family he knows or sharing a drink and bumming a cigarette to a homeless man or donating millions to cancer and AIDS research.
>The one thing that would point to some sort of political affiliation (though it’s sort of sad as this issue shouldn’t be political, but rather just a given) is that he participated and co-narrated a documentary called The Great Warming–about the dangers of man-made climate change.
>For this reason, we’re going to plant him in the liberal camp.
He might just be doing it for hollywood cred though
>>67773245
>campy
I can see someone not enjoying Videodrome, but campy is just inaccurate
>>67773264
He's a confirmed literal genius, so chances are he's been purposefully vague so as to avoid being lumped into any certain camp. Although intelligent left wing views tend toward classical liberalism, eg. Thomas Jefferson/James Madison.
>>67769689
http://www.imdb.com/search/name?bio_author=firehouse44&sort=birth_date,desc&view=simple
I wonder what their criteria is for accepting bios.
>>67773475
It's sad that we live in a day where a certain distinction must be made between leftists who have misconstrued views of value (sadly labeled "progressives"), and leftists of a classical variety (those with a certain recognition of cynicism amid their rhetoric).
>>67772740
>>67773179
>>67773264
Who knows
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc
>>67773349
agreed
Its one of those movies like alien or the thing, timeless
>>67773904
>>67773475
And by "recognition of cynicism" I loosely allude to the nature of a true free market to misplace it's virtues in lieu of stricter definitions of progress (profit).
>>67773912
Yeah I find it hard to believe he's a modern leftist given his real life hobby of avid shooting. He didn't even have to do any extra training or anything before making the John Wick movie. He just went straight into it.
Just before 9/11 Woods noticed some men acting suspicious on a flight. He reported them to the FBI But nothing was done,. Those men where the 9/11 hijackers
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=102372&page=1
>>67774282
>BUT THAT'S RACIAL PROFILING YOU BIGOT
-I'll be me and you be you
-I'm....me?
-Look, don't jerk me around, fella
>>67774423
Not back in 2001.
>Watch 90's movies with my dad
>Actors are saying niggers and fag out loud
>One of the best movies of the 90's as well
Reservoir Dogs was cash
>>67773912
Jesus, are all those action scenes with him in John Wicke real?
>>67773904
Its sad, but to be honest both political parties (and associated ideologies) have been hijacked by different groups through American history (but increasingly over the last 100 years)
Progressives hijacking the liberal movement, Neocons taking conservatives, Pearl-clutching moralists taking over conservatives before that, the LBJ era democratic hypocrites on race and the vietnam conflict,
Labels are becoming increasingly outdated when they completely change in definition every quarter century
>>67774092
damn, thats pretty based. I like john wick, i don't know why everyone seemed to hate it; i thought it was a nice return to uncomplicated action movies
>>67774523
The dialogue was supposed to be offensive you underage mongoloid. Do you watch the Exorcist and say "wow lolis in the 70s sure used a lot of swear words!"
I bet you have brown skin.
>>67773349
>implying "campy" isn't a compliment in my book
>>67774523
>Reservoir Dogs was cash
True.
The only good film by Tarentino.
It was the last time he managed to get through an entire film without pushing his cuck fetish on everyone
>>67774641
They hated it on 4chan because /tv/ hyped it and a bunch of young nu male millenials got confused about what sort of movie it would be.
Then you had autists not understanding why he was so annoyed about the death of his dog.
Fucking great film IMO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soAofAWEpGU
>>67774736
>The dialogue in most 90's movies were supposed to be offensive!
>Even the level headed main characters say them not because it was common, but because they're supposed to look bad!
>Projections
Okay buddy, calm down, your autism fit won't help anybody.
>>67774736
>die hard 3
>I hate niggers
>supposed to be completely comedic
>>67774868
>levelheaded main character
>in a tarantino film
Now I know for a fact your 18.
>>67766991
He's not redpilled, you stupid motherfucker. That's how you know this board is completely. All these fucking reddit faggots coming here thinking that redpilled means you're conservative. Goddamn retarded assholes
>>67775109
He's named the Jew several times. Try reading the thread you ADD faggot.
>>67775077
Try 23
I just don't watch a lot of movies, hence watching Reservoir dogs with my fucking dad in 2016.
>>67773912
According to rumors he was dating a tranny
>>67771714
LOL now i'm interested
How come tarancucko fans don't unserstand anything about his movies?
>aw dude action
>aw dude swear word! OMG
>this character is SO like me
I don't like "when i see a toe my ass blows" on the principle that hes a cuckold, but at least i understand his very basic layout.
>>67775256
Not rumors, I think he still is.
>>67774867
/tv/ hates fucking everything nowadays, pisses me off
The only things they seem to get behind are fucking GoT and Doctor Who
Dafoe was also top fucking notch in John Wick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy_-rgDqsRw
>>67775164
No he hasn't, fuckface
>>67775256
>>67775359
Okay they broke up, but this be the beast in question.
>>67775396
/co/ has better tv watching threads than /tv/
>Crazy high IQ
>supported Fiornia
>now supports Cruz
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL no.
>>67774867
>a fucking pinceel
>>67766991
You forgot
>thin skinned litigious faggot
>>67775754
Are you mad that genuinely smart people support the accomplished constitutional lawyer over the accomplished businessman in the realm of politics?
>>67775109
>redpilled on muslims
>redpilled on global warming
>redpilled on the Clintons criminal history
>redpilled on hollywood masters (aka jews)
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/james-woods-i-dont-expect-646351
>redpilled on illegals
>redpilled on black on white crime
>redpilled on refugee crisis
>all this
>from a hollywood actor, who are almost 100% left leaning
>actually speaks out about it
Now i know that being a contrarian faggot has its charms, but i think you're taking it a little too far
>>67775960
At least Donald Trump is fucking rational. We'll have WW3 within 30 days if Cruz is elected. I'll take the unscrupulous pragmatist over the insane, bible-beater idealist any day of the week.
>>67770419
Um, excuse me, but "John Carpenter's Vampires" was a fucking masterpiece.
>>67766991
>I never really buy in to this conspiracy stuff but my dad did not shut up about it after he overheard me playing SA and recognized his voice, but not from any movies...no he never watched movies but I will never forget the terror on his face when he noticed it was James Woods voice.
>Never talked about it again.
I'm confused, what conspiracies? Why did James Woods voice make your dad pee his pants
>>67775754
he hasn't endorsed any candidate, but if you look at his comments he has completely stopped talking about cruz since december and has been posting about Trump non-stop
>i used to be a /cruzmissle/ but after i became the new flesh....
>>67769689
t. James Woods
>>67776051
The president doesn't have that much power though.
>>67775256
Redpilled as fuck then.
>>67771367
>>67773179
Why do they think he's a Liberal just because he helps people? They consider the church to be Nazis but give so much help to the needy and the poor
>>67775960
>accomplished constitutional lawyer
That's a strike against him in my book. The Constitution is written in quite simple English. You do not need a law degree (let alone a specialized one) to decipher it's hidden mysteries, it doesn't have any. Constitutional law is a practice for those who intend to twist said law.
Obama is an "accomplished constitutional lawyer."
>>67772276
KIFLOM BROTHER BROTHER
>>67770612
I seriously didn't know that he voice-acted Hades too.
>>67775975
>http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/james-woods-i-dont-expect-646351
>ctr + f Jews
>0 results
It's not redpilled to say that conservatives don't get work in Hollywood. Everyone says that.
>>67776243
Are you kidding?
>The president can deploy troops without Congress' approval but must notify Congress within 48 hours with a detailed summary of the reasons for sending troops and the expected time frame of involvement. Unless Congress issues an extension, military forces cannot remain in action longer than 60 days as per the War Powers Resolution of 1973.
http://www.ask.com/government-politics/military-powers-president-40f176dd1d4d8eaa
That makes it easy enough to start a conflict.
>Cruz rips up Iran deal on first day
>Intl community pissed, Iran backs some Hezbollah shit on Israel
>Bibi attacks Iran's peaceful nuclear sites, because he knows Cruz will back him like the jew-cuck he is
>Russia comes in
>Cruz uses 60 days to attack Iran and back his faggot jew buddies
>military conflict with Russia
>>67776832
Not everyone is Mel Gibson, and retarded enough to just rant and rave about the kikes
are you 15 or what?
Calling out the "powers that control hollywood" is pretty unambiguous when you take into account that 90% of them are jews
>>67768735
There was a scene with him and deniro in OUTIA where they get their dicks out for some blonde chick for reasons and James Woods decided to show the world what he had...deniro still hates him to this day for it.
I wish I asked my dad about it more when he was alive but I just kinda forgot about it till recently but he did some wetwork Early 80s for USA around the world so it just stuck in my head about that memory how he seemed so scared when he heard Torino's voice.
>>67768735
>>67768735
There was a scene with him and deniro in OUTIA where they get their dicks out for some blonde chick for reasons and James Woods decided to show the world what he had...deniro still hates him to this day for it.
I wish I asked my dad about it more when he was alive but I just kinda forgot about it till recently but he did some wetwork Early 80s for USA around the world so it just stuck in my head about that memory how he seemed so scared when he heard Torino's voice.
>>67777053
>Calling out the "powers that control hollywood" is pretty unambiguous when you take into account that 90% of them are jews
Fox fucking news calls them out all the time as well. James Woods is no more redpilled than Ainsley Earhardt.
>>67776738
You can't compare Cruz and Obama, calling the latter a Constitutional Scholar is a joke. Cruz argued more cases in front of the supreme court than any other state solicitor. He's an actual scholar that defends the "quiet simple plain English" that the left is trying to dismantle with that living breathing document crap.
>>67771734
Fucking true.
>>67773912
Damn he's actually good at 3 gun
>>67777927
>James Woods is no more redpilled than Ainsley Earhardt.
...right sure.
So you're just not going to address any of the other things he talked about and spouting bullshit?
>>67775975
what, did james woods cuck you or something? You seem weirdly bitter...
>>67778618
Everything else in that list is typical right wing, conservative views. Ainsley Earhardt shares all those views
Hi James Woods. Big fan of your work. Great to have you on /pol/
>>67778424
lol, k
>>67772276
yeah, I am shocked at the thread really,never had a real thread before that went past 50 posts unless it was FOTM type of thing.
>>67778379
He's a do nothing freshman senator who never really had a job in industry.
>>67775109
i started reading your comment thinking you would talk about everyone back in the 80s was redpilled but then you just went off on a retard post m8,read up on him before you say stuff as he is actually pretty based and I hate using that fucking word.
>>67780504
I like James Woods, I follow him on twitter, but he's not redpilled
>>67772740
>>67773179
'Non-affiliated' means right wing, you literally have to keep it a secret or you'll never work again.
sorry for the late replies lads.
>>67780754
Ok then fine, I understand if you call /pol/ redpilled but what would you class me as?
>>67781124
What would I classify you as? I don't know the anything about you
>>67778379
And yet, Cruz is a Canadian running for President.
>>67766991
Torino was a damn good character in GTA: San Andreas.
I wonder though if Woods did did write some of those lines in himself though. Even if GTA is pretty big on secret government services mission givers doing shady shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_axvHhPv70c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFep5wFUnRw
>>67781991
just remembered asking my dad what Phnom Penh meant playing VC and getting a shit load of info.
Trivia
The name of the mission is a reference to Phnom Penh, the capital of Cambodia, which was used as a base by the North Vietnamese Army and Viet Cong during the Vietnam War. Other references to the Vietnam War include the use of the M-60, a weapon based on the UH-1 Huey which was used during the Vietnam and since the events of Vice City took place in 1986, the name is kept Phnom Penh '86
There is an easter egg present in this mission. When the Maverick passes under the Links Bridge, if the player looks to the rear, a PIGs security guard can be spotted jumping off the bridge into the water below. The camera must be pointed behind the helicopter to see this.
The Maverick seen in the cutscene before the mission is orange-colored and has slide rear doors, similar to Police controlled Police Mavericks, but once the mission starts, the helicopter reverts to a normal, swing door, red-colored Maverick.
While flying to Prawn Island, a Sparrow and a Sea Sparrow can be seen flying away from it. This is the only time in the game where these two helicopters are controlled by NPCs.
After collecting the cash the maverick containing Lance Vance can be seen approaching but if the player acivates all cars explode cheat the heli will explode but the mission will not fail and the player will spawn in front of the mansion where he fought and the mission pass message will appear.
this is pretty much what I remember him telling me with a gta twist...
just how much does Rockstar know about secret war stuff?
>>67777564
You're thinking of Bertolucci's film Novecento with DeNiro and Gerard Depardieu. And I don't remember Depardieu's dick being that impressive.
>>67784744
I bet you remember so much of Gerard Depardieu's penis you actually insert into other movies and your dreams you faggot.
this is the scene I am talking about and why are you even mentioning that tax dodging fat frenchman?
>>67777260
>OUTIA
?
>>67769944
>videodrome
>Being this ignorant about the new flesh
>>67785178
Fug.
I stand corrected
>>67785301
sorry /tv/ native before it went to shit.
OUTIA= Once Upon A Time In America,a bit slow but good anyway,just don't expect it to be a "Gangsta" movie
>>67785540
np m8, we all fuck up sooner or later.
>>67777260
>wetwork
Your dad slaughtered people?
>>67766991
check out his girlfriend also check this out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0lzZvCNkJw
>>67785899
That is fucking disgusting
>>67774636
Yeah dude, hes legit, from what i read hes a competent swordman and fighter too.
Not the greatest actor ever but i like him, when he lands a bad movie its usually not bad because of him.
>>67785962
She looks satisfied, if you know what I mean.
>>67785884
No he was a pool cleaner
>>67785899
Looks like a mix of Sasha Grey and that Twilight girl. Hot.
>>67768896
This
I used to take care of his dog, Angel.
He is just a fucking awesome dude. Everything about him is fucking cool.
>>67785899
WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG???
>>67785899
Her name is Kristen Baugness, and she is 20 years old. And James is 66 years old. Thats a 46 years age different!
At least he is getting some young and tight pussy. Famous or not, he is a man too u know.
>>67785962
I could understand why she went with a millionaire with a huge dick and can see why evolution works.
When I see something like pic related I just have to be sick,imagine bringing Stephen fucking Fry back to meet your parents and seeing the look in your dads eyes knowing full well what that old dude does to your sons bumhole?
>>67766991
>Just how close was the Mike Torino character to the actual Woods from SA?
Very
Woods is a liberals worst nightmare, he's like a walking fucking encyclopedia and you can't corner him for shit.
Dude's a legend like Van Damm
>>67773912
dat trigger discipline
>>67787429
Just because Stephen fry gay shagging is more disgusting doesn't mean Granddad woods shagging a young woman isn't disgusting too.
>>67787429
Yeah James Woods is fine but I lost a lot of respect for Stephen Fry when I saw his "marriage".
Disgusting.
>>67787900
If my daughter brought James Fucking Woods back to the family home I would be ecstatic m8 IF she looked happy like that.she would have millions when he died and he seems like a decent guy with no scandals.
If my son brought back Stephen fry I would most likely kill everyone in shame then off myself.
