This is a average school recess in Australia
>not showing the pack of fizz whizz and small carton of chocolate milk that comes with it
>>67759609
fuck me that looks amazing
>a
>not an
This is the result of the average Australian education.
>>67759686
I doubt its halal m8
wtf
>>67759609
>recess
That doesn't look like a jungle gym or kickball field to me, boy.
Most kids brought their own lunch, which precludes hot food like sausage rolls.
>>67759750
fuk u m80
>>67759609
Is this some sort of burger?
>>67759609
It's called Morning Tea don't pander to these American faggots
Epic bread
>>67759825
beef wellington ensemble m8
>>67759609
>>67759609
That actually looks really fucking tasty
>>67759609
honestly, i had one of OP's pic today, a sausage roll with sauce, and for some reason they are godly. I am no degenerate either. Im an I.t tech with a russian girlfriend. but damn I love my meat pies and sausage rolls. British empire cuisine FTW
OP is a kike
>>67759898
>not smoko
Little ponce probably went to a private school.
>>67759898
I'm from a Bogan suburb in Perth and we called it recess
>>67759993
>>67759995
drop the ketchup though, it's an american tier sauce
>>67759995
Banjo's is one of the worst placers on earth.
But fuck me that make the best sausage rolls, and their cauliflower 'n' cheese pies are great too.
>>67760161
It's not ketchup. It's tomato sauce.
>>67760045
You say "went to a private school" like It's a rare or prestigious thing. 40% of Australian High School students go a private school. Most of them are literally just public schools but the student base is whiter, they play union instead of league and the teachers care more.
>>67759609
>not having the delicious meatstick in my mouth
>>67760193
if it's tomato sauce with about 50% sugar it's ketchup and it's fucking disgusting mate
>>67759609
That shit is pretty good
I haven't eaten it but I can just tell
This btfo's sausage rolls. It's literally perfect flood
based sausage roll
>>67760264
It's tomato sauce, not ketchup.
>>67760356
what exactly makes it different from ketchup then
>>67760321
Step it up Oz
>>67760154
no one in perth calls it morning tea
eastern states cunts are weird
>>67759609
Oh god those were the days
>2001
>At school
>Left Science class, raced down the stairs, hugged girlfriend
>Walked over to canteen and bought a nice sausage roll, strawberry milk, and an icecream for the girl
>Guys over in the other class called me a faggot, laughed at them and told them to go fuck themselves
>They all laughed, one gave a thumbs up
>Sat on the grass, had a nice talk, relaxed and had a good time
>The grass was freshly cut, smelled amazing, sun was out and the sky was nice and blue
>Thought "life couldn't get better than this"
>I was right
Those were the days. I feel sorry for my daughter now, they're indoctrinating her with this safe schools bullshit and I'm going to meet with the principal of her school tomorrow.
It seems like the sky's gotten darker as well. Has anyone noticed this?
>>67760321
needs to be from bunnings
>>67760205
>teachers care more
nice code for 'spoonfeed the rotten cunts so they cop 50s in all their subjects'
bloody hell, i mean, in uni you can pick the private school students out so easy. all of them are such bloody sheltered cunts. met an asian bloke, slightly awkward and spoke really formally, couldn't keep up with my banter. yep, that's right, he went to geelong grammar. no many so many private school kids inevitably drop out of uni
>>67759609
>tfw in school I had rice, beans, meat and mango juice
Such is life in the third world
>>67760169
cauliflower 'n' cheese pies, my god, we dont have those in New Zealand, but that sounds amazing. Cant go wrong with classic sausage rools and steak/cheese pies. Apparently they're almost impossible to find in Europe. its just 1000 variants of sausages and beer. Clearly they needed to be culturally enriched by the British empire to experience pastry meat goodness
>>67759609
The fuck is that, I want it in my mouth.
>>67760396
Ketchup is just tomato sauce from McDonald's because asking for tomato sauce at McDonald's sounds weird
![2e437f1205ecdafe8865cca1d7de7289[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DZXOZxN.jpg "2e437f1205ecdafe8865cca1d7de7289[1].jpg")
DIM SIM BOYS
![086f539ec5b1b7db564040a7aff61b9d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/64Rko40.jpg "086f539ec5b1b7db564040a7aff61b9d[1].jpg")
POTATO SMILEY FACES M8S
>>67760516
So many Private School kids drop out of Uni because a ridiculous amount of them go in the first place
Only the good students from Public schools go
75-80% of private school kids go to Uni; It's inevitable a lot will drop out.
>>67759788
Lol, the cuck kids brought their lunch. Cucked by their own parents. Anyone who was anyone got $5+ to spend at canteen.
>>67759695
![82455020[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iwghHuA.jpg "82455020[1].jpg")
PIZZA SINGLES CUNT
>>67760424
We called it recess in the eastern suburbs of Sydney.
>>67760614
So it's ketchup, kill yourself
>>67760422
>>67760321
you as well
![veg_samosa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D7FspDr.jpg "veg_samosa[1].jpg")
VEGGIE SAMOSAS YA DICKHEAD
>>67760717
>Pizza singles
My school could never make them right.
The ones at the local pool though, hhnnnggghhh.
>>67760482
Ah fuck man, Bunnings sausage sizzles are fucking amazing
>>67759609
Delicious
Also Sausage rolls >pies, this is undeniable.
>>67760717
god tier school food
>>67760730
who the fuck calls it morning tea then? melbfags? oldfags? adelaidefags? do people in adelaide get recess or are they too busy going to church and killing themseleves?
>tfw recess finishes
>tfw you know lunch is soon and a free half an hour to do what you like
>tfw the suspense
Does anyone remember those Crunchy flavoured milks and big chocolate chip cookies they served at the canteen?
>>67760823
What I would give to be able to walk through the isles at bunnings with a can in one hand, a snag in the other and a cigarette between my lips. Put on some older aussie rock on the store speakers and you're set.
Fuck. I'm copyrighting this idea. Going to make a Blokey themepark.
>>67760829
>tfw you bit into a meat pie and you catch one of those gummy bits of meat that was probably once the sphincter muscle of the cat the pie was made from
>>67760940
Grandparent's immigrated here in the 60's fro the UK. Watched a decent amount of BBC produced entertainment growing up.
Would go round to gran and pops for morning tea on the weekened, and have recess at school in the week.
>>67760997
Fucking kek
>>67760940
It's called Recess here. Pls no bully.
>>67760625
What id give for a dimmy right now.
>>67760625
>dim sims
>aussie
Abo go home
>>67760730
>Second day of work at construction job
>Were all sitting down to smoko
>To break the ice I say "N-nothing like a good recess!"
>Rest of guys collective face when
>>67760940
Morning Tea here in Southern Queensland
>>67761308
They are
>>67760422
Mate that's child's play.
>>67761308
How about you fuck off back on your banana boat, chang.
>>67760691
F-FUCK OFF
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RRULaC7.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>67761308
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dim_sim
>Place of origin: Australia
BTFO
T
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CHANG
H
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>>67760691
What about the kids who made lunch themselves?
>>67761393
>split pea soup
>mashed potatoes
>meat pie
This actually looks great.
>>67760741
It is not ketchup. Ketchup has fuckloads of sugar in it and tastes horrible. Tomato sauce does not.
Aussie living in UK here
Aussie pies are the best, haven't had one here that compares.
Can't find decent dim sims anywhere else
Can't get chicken salt on your chips and deep fried scallops at the beach in the U.K
Can't get cherry ripe or twisties unless I pay a god damn fortune.
I also miss Bubbalo Bill ice creams (pic related) with his bubblegum nose, that shit and rainbow flavoured paddlepops were my childhood.
all gone now.
>tfw they replaced our old high school canteen that had Hot Dogs, Sausage rolls, Pies and all that good shit, with a brand new "Healthy canteen" with a bunch of meme cuck foods.
What were they thinking?! Was the worst two years of my schooling life.
>>67759609
Tomato sauce instead of BBQ sauce.
Kill yourself.
My Victorian friend tried to convince me there's a thing called a boondie sanga which is basically a sand sandwich. Is this really a thing victorians eat ?
>>67761393
ewww, a floater
>>67759609
>recess
>not little lunch
ur a fagit m8
>>67761510
finally someone explains the difference
the sugar is what makes it disgusting for me, so I'll allow it
>>67759609
that actually looks pretty good.
>>67761474
Crab stick? Fuck, it's been awhile
>>67761474
Does AU/NZ chinese takeout resemble anything like American chinese takeout?
Do you guys have pu pu platters? They're fucking amazing. Unfortunate name, but amazing.
>>67761498
Yeah it's pretty nice, perfect in winter.
![enhanced-buzz-6135-1427518683-5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JhkalyG.jpg "enhanced-buzz-6135-1427518683-5[1].jpg")
>>67761530
PADDLE POP VS BILLABONG
>>67761530
You need a license for all that, mate.
>>67759609
On a cold wet winters morning, scorching the roof of your mouth and tongue on a red hot sausage roll .
>>67759898
It was called morning tea at my primary school in country NSW.
>>67761623
in primary school it was little lunch cunt
in high school it was recess.
Get with it cunt.
>>67759609
>ketchup on a sausage roll
fucking revolting
>>67761666
Golden Gaytime pls.
>>67761532
>tfw my school tried to phase over but realised kids didn't like it and went hard the other way. they then bought one of those fuck huge and fast coffee vendign machines for the senior boys.
Nothing like rocking up to school drunk, buying some fucking pancakes swimming in golden syrup, getting a fresh cuppa, sitting in one of the more secluded areas in the comfy chairs and playing cards from the first hour of the day with other lads.
>>67759609
based sausage roll
I want one now
>>67761666
man both were good but paddlepops wins the rainbow race war for me.
Havent had anything like a raindbow paddlepop or billabong since I left 10 years ago.
:(
>>67761699
Bet you put Mayo on your chips too don't you cunt
>>67761730
Golden gaytimes were fucking excellent.
>>67761730
This.
But If I don't have some gold on me, paddlepop is the way to go.
>>67761666
Rainbow paddlepops are fucking godly
>>67761730
gaytimes are good af too
>>67761765
the dutch do that, they put mayo on everything.
>>67761510
This is the only thing I'll put ketchup on, and it's probably a nostalgia thing
>>67761761
Come home
>>67759898
it was called lunch or break at my school
>>67761801
>my childhood in a picture.
>All gone now.
Piss, m8s
>>67761849
holy fuck i used to love these
>>67761666
>not eating Ben & Jerrys
Just admit that amerifats are better at making Ice cream.
>>67761765
>he doesn't put mayo, gravy and chopped onion on his chips
crocodile dindu pls
Who here sunny boy
>>67761746
>playing cards with other lads.
>>67761840
get chorizos instead of suasage
>>67761652
Our chinese takeaway staples are sweet and sour pork, Mongolian lamb, honey chicken, fried rice with prawns etc
>>67761849
pls don't I can't afford to, plus I cant deal with the 40 degree heat anymore, im a soft cunt weather-wise now.
>>67761801
>85 cents
I wish I was a kid in the 90s again, fuck.
>lifes pretty straight without twisties
anyone who eats twisties is confirmed faggot
>>67761902
I used to like mashing them to the point where the Illuminati shaped package was just about to break and then eat my slushie.
>>67759609
So that's why you guys are so obsessed with dicks.
>>67761532
I remember when my old high school did that and everyone just ended up going to one of the three near by milkbars
>>67762027
t'was the best way to do it
>>67761897
fuck off , and fuck u ya fukkin gaybo derro cunt
>Rainbow paddlepops
>Billabongs
>Golden gaytime
>Peters ice cream
>Buffalo bill
>Streets Blue ribbon
fuck off to america then if u love it so much u shit cunt.
>>67759609
That looks yummy.
>>67761902
I remember them fondly, eating them after sports on a Friday.
Who else did sport every friday for like 3 hours, plus like 5 hours a week of P.E in school?
>>67762027
I did that as well, most of the time i preferred eating it as is and grinding my teeth on it. Always had to bring it in the class and finish it off because it took ages to finish.
Just cheeked my old HS food menu. How can other countries even compete?
This is a average school recess in Russia. Pizza for 38 rubles.
WHERE ARE THE DRUMMIES????
>>67762148
Why are Americunts so obsessed with mexican food?
having a box of these at home
>>67762145
yes, I would only grind my side teeth on it though because the cold would hurt my front teeth.
If it waws a particularly hot day I would just such it until it was just ice coloured and then chomp down on it.
>>67761961
What food do you miss the most m8?
>>67762157
>that
>a pizza
>for 70 cents
It looks like ass but the price is nice.
>>67761666
Paddle pop each and every time.
>>67762223
Well I live in Texas, Literally right next to us.
>>67761746
My mates and I used to discuss the local happenings while playing a good old game of downball
>>67762224
My mum makes these regularly.
Lammingtons are god tier
Also, Tim-Tams are god tier.
>>67762148
>halal warnings
>>67762148
>Dont forget your school ID
nsa pls
>>67762231
>faggot Muslim flavored
>not pizza shapes
Neck yourself, mate.
>>67762227
Memories man, always missed the middle of it where it was always soft as fuck. So you could scrape your teeth against it and it would come off with the gentlest touch and you get that cola bang.
>>67759609
>ketchup
fuck right off with that shit Australia, brown sauce is the only acceptable sauce for sausage rolls.
>>67761530
motherfucking bubble-o bills cunt!!
Used to get either those or monaco bars from the corner store at Straddie whenever my family went on holidays there.
>>67762224
LAMINGTONS
Anybody read the book about the possum who turns invisible until she eat lamingtons as a kid?
END THIS SUFFERING
>>67762344
What's brown sauce? Like bbq sauce? Tomato sauce is the perfect sauce for sausage rolls mate
>>67762344
It's not ketchup though. It's tomato sauce. It's different.
>>67762231
I miss a lot of it because I grew up eating those foods.
I miss:
>Promite
>Chicken salt
>Aussie meat pies
>rainbow paddlepops
>Twisties
>Cherry ripe
I also miss Hungry Jacks, Burger King just isnt the same, even though it is essentially the same thing.
>tfw you will never again stop at hungry jacks on a 13 hour car journey to see grandma in Melbourne.
>>67762350
I always preferred the book about the good little child whose parents are alive and will one day go to heaven, as long as he doesn't share his and Mr Priest's secret exercise techniques.
>>67762401
Dunkaroos > Nutella
>>67762453
>Twisties
Cheese or chicken m8?
>>67762223
Has something to do with america being filled to the brim with beaners.
>>67762350
this one?
![Dunkaroos_1992029[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tTK7ERn.jpg "Dunkaroos_1992029[1].jpg")
>>67762401
those nutella things were the fucking best
>>67762407
brown sauce is quite malty and vinegary, its not at all like BBQ sauce and can be an acquired taste.
>>67762407
you don't have brown sauce in oz? like HP sauce. Its mildly spicy and goes great with meat, especially sausage.
Das it mane
Put that shit on everything
>>67760161
Of course the fucking Belgian complains about sauce. All you cunts but holodaise sauce and fucking everything and have a side of gravy you bloody Walloon.
>putting ketchup on your sausage roll
m8 what are you playin at?
>>67762157
Where is the tomatosauce
>>67761902
50 cents from the little athletics canteen every saturday.
Nothin like sucking on the corner of a sunny boy after a 200m sprint in my little athletics short shorts (fuck aspley).
>>67761393
Fuck oath. One of these or an Adelaide abortion
>not including the durrie
Are you not Australian? Every school kid has smoko at break time
>>67762505
m8, I have a special love for chicken.
Those lovely pale yellow twisty nugs
always did it for me.
Enjoy ruskie meal.
>>67762565
It's just tomato's with heaps of salt and sugar, what more could you need?
>>67762523
>>67762472
Do you lads remember those little things that had Milo yogurt in it i believe, but also came with a spoon and inside the pack there was also m&ms?
You were supposed to mix the m&ms in the yogurt and eat it.
>>67762571
>holodaise
wat
not a walloon either, but i'll pick gravy over ketchup every time cunt
>>67762557
Never seen it 2bh, only reason I've seen HP is because my dad uses it (he's from England)
>>67759898
it's break lad
>>67759750
>>67762157
>In Russia, pizza is just bread with ham sprinkled on top
>>67762453
Hungry Jacks has always been disgusting.
>>67759695
>This is the result of a average Australian education
Fixxed it for you buddie; woodnt wont you to look the fool
>>67762628
Yes I prefer chicken too m8. Very unique taste.
![yogo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2jjiIKB.jpg "yogo[1].jpg")
>>67762649
>>67762649
shit yeah loved these
>>67762641
Mate that's the saddest meal I've ever seen.
>>67759609
Fuck me I could go for a sausage roll or even a cheese griller right about now.
>>67762649
They lost their m@m integrity and ended up looking a stupid mess.
>>67761435
top kek
enjoy your vegemite sanger and muesli bar cunt
>>67762515
yes
book always made me hungry as fuck, right before bed too
>>67762649
Yes I had them a lot during middle school then stopped having them in High School because I was a fat cunt
They were expensive
who the fuck do servos think they are, making me pay $.40 for a fucking packet of sauce
>>67762641
What kind of grain is that?
who here had Dunkaroos as a child?
Are they still around?
Strawberry was the best flavour.
>>67762731
that's the one, So many memories in here.
>>67762557
I've seen hp sauce but not sure if I've tried it.
>>67762604
>ab
You bloody ripper!
>>67761663
fuckin A
>>67762731
oh god stop the nostalgia
>>67759750
>>67762557
best thing for red meat desu
>>67759898
>>67760045
>>67760154
>>67761683
>>67762697
>Not little lunch and big lunch
>>67762778
>dunkaroos
>>67762778
These were popular in America, too.
So were "koala yummies"
anyone who didnt watch cheeze tv pls go
>>67761947
Mongolian beef/lamb with more onions than there are Asians
>>67762931
I watched Agro
>>67762879
little lunch was a fucking book series
also lads, people here look at me funny when I grind up dry 2 minute noodles, and put the flavouring in the pack and eat them like chips.
Everyone in school was doing that shit when I was in australia.
Who remembers pumping down a durrie before the teacher caught ya out the back?
>>67762931
Anyone who watched that was a bloody legend.
![1414720368909[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/tx9UoLa.png "1414720368909[1].png")
>>67762931
>when cheez tv was replaced by toasted tv
>>67762931
If you don't sip a Nippy's while playing downball you're not an Aussie Cunt
>>67761666
sunnyboy you satanic fuck
>>67762931
they recently started uploading vids on jewbook
worth watching for the memories/realisation that those dudes were def on drugs
I also miss these.
>>67761592
Victoria-tier bantz, a highly specialized version of Aussie bantz
Lets get some other nostalgia in here lads.
>tfw stopping by the milkbar for a packet of chips after school
>>67761663
Can't wait for the footy season
>local footy game
>abusing the ump
>chicko roll in one hand, tin of coopers clear or west end in the other
>>67760476
>It seems like the sky's gotten darker as well. Has anyone noticed this?
Literally blinded by nostalgia
>>67762931
Boris' Breakfast Club and Agro's Cartoon Connection here m8.
>>67763000
>Who remembers pumping down a durrie before the teacher caught ya out the back?
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
God Tier Recess
>>67762989
I used to pour the flavor on the top of the noodle block then just eat it as it was. Didn't even know how to cook them for years
>>67763049
A national tragedy that was.
>>67762989
fucking BASED
completely forgot this shit ever existed. the fucking best.
>>67763049
>>67762931
>>67763113
hey guys how much do you like ABC3?
>>67759750
you fookin kunt
>>67762989
We did that as well in Melbourne, except the asians had different packets and they were hot.
![5c312d_1fddfea2f7ce4b849fe096e69a121c49[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cOCOdZ9.jpg "5c312d_1fddfea2f7ce4b849fe096e69a121c49[1].jpg")
>>67763086
FUCK YEAH TAZOS CUNT
>>67763144
>Who here recalls quickly smoking a cigarette before the teacher caught me out the back of th school building.
There u go m8
>>67763144
>Who here recalls quickly smoking a cigarette before the teacher caught me out the back of the school building.
There u go m8
>>67759609
nothing wrong with a good old sausage roll, wash it down with some tooheys and your good to go
>tfw you had Matthew Richardson gold and everyone was jealous of you
![s-l225[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vDgbK5e.jpg "s-l225[1].jpg")
>>67763212
>>67763212
mfw I have like 200 star wars tazos here from god knows when
>>67763146
BASED AS FUCK
>>67763113
Agro was a top shitposter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPD_RHVFlys
>>67763200
Never mate. Should I and if so, why?
>>67759609
>Forgetting the can of coke/bottle of chocolate moove
are you even fucking trying m8?
>>67760823
>>67760989
>>67760482
Why the fuck would you allow a giant fucking corporate chain to steal the entire concept of a sausage sizzle? Didn't you have barbies at home? Didn't you go to school fetes?
>>67763341
holy fuck I forgot about these
GOD TIER
>>67763212
Good memories. I still have vivid memories of me stealing yoguio cards and bey-blades from target. Mum caught me once with about 2 different bey-blades in my pocket all in parts scattered around.
She checked my pockets in the carp-park since she was suspicious.
![just-crazy-[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/65D7dJD.jpg "just-crazy-[1].jpg")
>>67763341
bisc& .. holy fuck they were my fav
get in here boys
>>67763341
Holy fuck I forgot about those
>>67762731
Still sell these. Eat them all the time at work
>>67762557
Yeah my dad used to make me eat HP til I liked it, hes a pom.
Bbq>brown>>>>tomato
Anyone remember green tomato sauce?
>>67763352
when you want to see 25+ yr old acting like twelvies
>>67762557
Worcestershire sauce?
>>67762750
Enjoy you're skinned dog? I don't even know what you piss skins eat
>>67763441
yessssssss
>>67763414
jesus christ.... have not seen or thought of the JUST book series in fucking years. that shit was insane.
big fan of the other books written by that author like THE DAY MY BUM WENT PSYCHO (crazy?)
>>67759898
Is this Big Shire Land's equivalent of second breakfast?
>>67763441
>coles
this guy knows whats up. fuck woolies
>>67763482
>tfw you realize steam dimmies are made out of cats
>>67762931
It's ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R9NMzqfZQw
>>67763441
fuck yeah
>>67759609
>>67760321
>>67760422
>>67760625
>>67762843
>british empire attempts at 'food'
TOP KEK
>>67763414
>tfw you wanted to be like andy as a child and get up to all sorts of crazy hijinks
>tfw you actually could relate to a lot of those stories, especially the one about not eating brussel sprouts
>footy cards
Holy shit
>>67763051
What is downball? Is it like multi-square handball?
>>67762843
>FUIC
>AB
Mate, you are a deadset legend.
>>67763146
m8
you fellas remember this cunt
>>67763441
>>67763518
MY FUCKING NIGGERS
>>67762592
You mean ketchup?
>>67763607
you motherfucker
>>67762157
MY EYES
