If Britain has been able to invade more or less every relevant country that has ever existed, how comes nobody has been able to successfully invade Britain for almost a thousand years?
50.5 years from now we will have reached that 1000 year milestone. No land has a legacy like ours.
>>67753374
Yuo never conquered the whole Philippine islands, only the Imperial City of Manila. Stop ur delusion old man ur not relevant anymore
Why would anyone want a worthless land mass with no natural resources
>>67753374
>50.5 years from now we will have reached that 1000 year milestone.
As the islamic republic of londonistan, bong.
You have been successfully invaded, so successfully as a matter of fact that your citizens don't even notice it.
because your shitty little rainy rock has never held any strategic importance
When? I don't fucking remember.
what the fuck
>>67753374
You never invaded Italy, the USA did it.
You damn free riders
>>67753529
Underrated post.
Though you're in the same boat, Austria.
>>67753569
Probably some shitty 17th century pirate raid, like most of Anglo "invasions".
>>67753374
many parts of the world have had their time under the Sun. Egypt, Persia, Rome, Mongolia, the Turks, China, Khmer, etc. They come and go just as British dominance will.
One thing is for certain though. British are the absolute fucking ugliest people I have ever seen in my life. The women in general are horrendous. Yes you can show me a few photos of beautiful brit girls, I'm sure they exist. But I've traveled Europe, the Middle East, Asia and South America. Congratulations Britain for having the most naturally disgusting looking people in the world. I bet all the ugly Aussies are British descendant too.
>>67753374
>50.5 years from now we will have reached that 1000 year milestone
Nope, more like ~140 years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_II_of_England#Taking_the_English_throne
>>67753374
Because you masterd the sea, and being an island nation that made it hard to invade when you masterd the sea.
Alternatively everyone that tried invading you were fucking idiots who always tried ro cross the English channel, instead of going through Ireland or Scotland.
>>67753660
We reached our 1000 year milestone as a white country though, so up bongistans ass.
>>67753374
We're being invaded right now, and it's been going on for 15 years, but they call it diversity as to not scare blue pills.
>>67753374
The thing is, the 1066 invasion was so harsh it gave you a third of your vocabulary from French and your current elites are still the descendants of the Normans who descended upon your land all these years ago.
>>67753763
>British are the absolute fucking ugliest people
convict plz
you're only better because you've managed to racemix with a race that has slightly superior looks (abos)
you should be thankful to your briteeth overlords for sending you there
>>67754240
Not to mention the "Glorious Revolution"of 1688 which was a successful invasion of England by a Dutch army.
>>67753374
>Britain
>invade Russia
When? Also:
>britcucks
>relevant
nice try. GOD BLESS USA
>>67753374
Really?
Britain invaded Nauru, Palau, Tuvalu, Mauritius, Maldives, Cape Verde, Kiribati, Dominica, etc.?
For what reason?
>>67753374
When did you invade Romania exactly?
Serious question, and no, WW2 doesn't qualify because the most non-Russian Allies did was bomb oil fields and refineries.
When the fuck did you invade Finland?
Khanate stronk
Australia wasn't a country before Britain arrived
>>67754730
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimean_War
>>67753374
When did Britain invade the country of Canada? Trick question, they didn't, but it immediately shows the flaw in this "info"graph:
This isn't a list of countries Britain has invaded, this is a list of countries that currently own territory Britain at one time occupied, which is very different. Imagine how much less blue there would be if you mapped just the areas a bong army has actually set foot in.
>>67754730
>>67754622
They were invited by the government so I don't really think that is was an invasion as such.
>>67754897
>what is the Crimean war?
Do they teach history this poorly nowadays?
>>67755016
>implying this is """"""""""invade""""""""
Are you serious? Only Germans are able to good invade.
>>67753374
>Sweden
>uncucked by the eternal anglo
Well at least that is something
>>67755164
>by the government
Not the acting government for sure.
>>67754240
We have such an interwoven history, I wonder If we had worked together to resolve the Suez crisis ignoring american interference would we have become super powers?
When the fuck has Britain invaded Australia!
>>67753629
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Monte_Cassino
And god knows what else..
>>67753629
this.
Deluded Bongistanis BTFO
>>67755304
I guess it has a confusing way of mixing invading and occupying to make the list of countries "invaded" larger.
London is minority british
>>67754806
Banter
Rome did a pretty good job the first time around.
Show some respect.
>>67755304
They invaded the abos by sending all their prisoners over there.
>>67753374
Invasion is not much of an achievement. All you have to do is cross the border. And considering you can cross all europe by foot it's not much of an achievement.
>>67755169
>Finland was a country in 1856
>implying raids equal invasion
>>67755539
Australia wasn't even an established country until 1901. It was Terra nullius, there was literally thousands of aboriginal tribes who had different languages and nothing to do with each other for the most part. To call it a country is wrong
>>67753374
TOP KEK INVADED SWITZERLAND WHEN???
Do they mean the tourists?
>>67753374
>Sweden is grey
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Swedish_War_(1810%E2%80%9312)
>>67753495
whisky is a natural resource you shit
>>67753374
Fuck off britcunt, you never invade us you where only stationed in a port with the spanish and the french, not even landed on our country, the french where the ones that succesfuly invaded our country.
>>67755587
>implying that that actually matters in a shitty statistic like the one in question, especially since Finland was an autonomous region at the time
>Define invasion in a way that makes sense and doesn't include what Britain did during the Crimean war
Didn't the Dutch do it in the seventeenth century?
>>67753567
>because your shitty little rainy rock has never held any strategic importance
Except being the launching point to relieve the Soviets in WW2. So it was kinda of mass importance or no defending N. Africa and no threat to fortress Europe, the Germans can turn their full force and the resources of N.Africa to the east.
Also home base for the largest empire in the world for hundreds of years.
>>67755587
Thats how they create maps like that. For instance when it comes to the baltic countries it it counts the ships that used their ports during the allied intervention in the Russian revolution
>didn't invade mongolia
you fucks know that the revival of ghengis khan is the top cheevo for any civ on this world, right? one of the winning fucking conditions, right?
at least russia fucking revived tamerlane
>>67754897
they bombed german troops in ww2 that were stationed in Petsamo
>>67753374
>how comes nobody has been able to successfully invade Britain for almost a thousand years?
but you have already been invaded...? there are more blacks in uk than whites in south africa
>>67753374
They invaded Finland and Kazakhstan? And Italy?
Goddamn, fucking based Anglos
>>67753374
Sweden beats you, not sure your "record" is all that meaningful now.
>>67753374
>Implying Britain isn't under a stealth invasion this very moment.
What?
When?
>>67753970
quid pro quo, britbong bro
>>67756017
But in Finland's case Britain actually occupied forts.
If that does not count as an invasion, albeit a minor one, I don't know what criteria you are pulling out of your ass.
>>67756300
>stealth
If it was stealth we wouldn't be talking about it
When did the finns get invaded?
>>67756281
Sweden will dissolve into civil war when the SD get elected. Then we can invade them, hopefully on the right side.
>>67755769
>The bloodless war, however, existed only on paper
>>67756835
Crimean War.
When did we get invaded?
>>67756847
>we can invade them
With what? ISIS?
>>67753374
How's Brexit going? Still waiting for permission from Mommy Germany to go out and play?
>>67756616
>>67755850
Get out eternal anglo shill
>>67757319
So I'm and anglo shill for telling history like it is and saying this statistic is "shitty" in any case?
Based on the image you posted, you know what to do already, so get on with it.
>>67754730
>Russia
Did worse than Hitler!
>>67753374
You know... your achievments are pretty impressive on their own.
You don't need to resort to lying about them. That map is pure lies.
>>67753374
This map shows so well the historical cultural ignorance of English.
>>67753374
OP is a 1 post fagget!
>>67753374
>poland
>invaded by britain
nope.jpg
>>67753374
When did britain invade Finland?
>>67757962
this
fuck you op
>>67753374
Have you seen who lives inside your borders ?
You have already been invaded.
Now go, it is time for the 3rd daily prayer
>1000 years
>what is 1688
Delusional Brits
>>67757470
Your biased bullshit doesn't convince anyone, so fuck off with the "official truth" bullcrap
Remember, history is written by the victors and the path will present itself
>>67753374
>britain
>ever invaded by the brits
Are you even trying?
>>67757962
Read the thread
>>67753374
>50.5 years from now we will have reached that 1000 year milestone
50,5 years from now you will be 90% muslim or asian as you like to call them
sounds like an invasion to me
>>67757962
>>67758044
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimean_War
>Thus, shelling of the Russian batteries was limited to two attempts in the summers of 1854 and 1855, and initially, the attacking fleets limited their actions to blockading Russian trade in the Gulf of Finland.[48] Naval attacks on other ports, such as the ones in the island of Hogland in the Gulf of Finland, proved more successful. Additionally, allies conducted raids on less fortified sections of the Finnish coast.[49] These battles are known in Finland as the Åland war [3].
>>67757559
britcuck spotted.
>>67754859
exactly who in their right mind would invade the rat infested, rape gypsie state Romania
>>67754859
op said relevant countries, you aids ridden orphan gippo cunt
>>67753374
When the hell did you set foot on the lands of the Impaler? Keep dreaming, parachuting 3 lads and an aerial raid during a world war does not count as an invasion.
>>67758559
Your describing your outside enviroment Sven? Hold up, I can hear you family being enriched in the background, didn't know you hold daily feasts.
>>67759053
there doesn't live more than gypsies there so it's hardly difficult to invade
If you go by the same logic this map has, technically England was invaded by Germany in WW2 because German Pilots crash landed there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Graveney_Marsh
>>67753374
Don't know about you mate.
But I walk around my neighbourhood and its 50% mudslimes and niggers now and I live in Scotland.
I daily see how many white babies are in prams. The answer is maybe 1 if I am lucky. Most niggers and burkahs have 2-6 children and are not even 30.
The local school went from being like 99% white to 99% mudskin and nigger in literally 5 years.
This is happening in every single city and town in the UK.
Government hides the statistics because white folk would actually shit themselves.
The invasion has taken placefor the last 50 years, and it worked, they will be in charge by 2025-2050 as white Brits are the minority.
No one even fought against it with any seriousness.
>>67753837
>Austria
>never invaded
Top kek what was ww2 and ww1
>France
>ever invaded by England
Excuse me ?
>>67756177
By the same logic Germany invaded Britain during its WWII bombing campaign.
