Who should Trump's running mate be?
Bernie Sanders.
>>67748492
Mr Garrison.
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himself
>>67748492
JEB
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any senator who is ready, willing, and able.
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Bernie
Carl
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Carson
>>67750720
>Trump makes America great again
>if, God forbid, anything happened to him sleepy carson could step in and do nothing, giving us Coolidge 2.0
make it happen
>>67748492
Ben Carson
![stone_cold_steve_austin_01[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YjybNDr.jpg "stone_cold_steve_austin_01[1].png")
>>67748492
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
as a heel
>>67752139
9/10 chuckle
>>67748492
Big Boss
Sessions or Buchanan
>>67748492
Carson has my best. I think it would breakdown the Trump is racist meme and start winning him over the minority vote.
>>67748492
BUCKLE UP BUCKAROO
>>67748492
Eminem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=15&v=2NBwt24PTe0
>>67748492
BUCKLE
>>67748492
Mr garrison of course
Jim Webb or Ben Carson
>>67748492
Buckle up Buckaroo's
Stephen Harper
General David Petraus
>>67752666
Trump already has the minority vote where it counts - Hispanics. Negroes HATE Carson because he is an Uncle Tom.
Niggers will ALWAYS vote Democrat, just forget about them
Bernie Sanders
Guaranteed win.
Unsure how a Nationalist and a Socialist would work together but theres a first for everything
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Vince McMahon or Tony Abbot
Only right answer.
Steven Crowder
>>67748492
Realistically? Cruz. He'd then be unstoppable. Cruz would be good dealing with the senate and congress while Trump goes full MAGA.
>>67754090
Can we please have two white candidates?
Oprah Winfrey
>>67748492
Jeb Bush.
So he can mumble something about slow and steady winning the race, before pressing a miniature turtle into the hand of a hopeful child.
Just one last time.
Alright, brining in some analysis
>Ben Carson
Based and a good man, but won't go well during the VP debates. Better at HHS or Surgeon General
>Jim Webb
Would be an awesome pick, but would probably alienate a number of hardcore GOP voters unless he switches. Would rather have him at State or Defense
>Buchanan
Based af, but too old. Would be rad to have him as a National Security Adivsor
>Ron Paul
Again, based but old. Get him as the Fed Chair
>Ted Cruz
Would've been a good pick until December 2015 when he revealed his slimy face. Would be nice to have him as AG or SCOTUS judge
>Chris Christie
Unpopular in his own state and won't work well for the regional balance (NY/NJ). Would make a good AG though
>Jeff Sessions
Unknown at the national level, won't carry the swing states. Better have him in the Senate as an immigration hawk
>Rubio, Jeb!, Kasich
Establishment VP is the best way to get JFK'd
IMO the best pick would be Gen. James Mattis
I wouldn't be surprised if it's Oprah
WHATCHA GONNA DO?!
Call the administration "The Real Americans"
Billy Mays
Jackie Chan
Micheal Jacksons Hologram
>>67753895
>work together
>vice president
>>67754158
>>67754301
oh my god... how does a liberal argue against this?
It's foolproof
Rosie O'Donnell
>>67754292
>Ron Paul as fed chair
Jesus christ the amount of happenings would be off the roof
>>67754292
>Jeb
>Not White House Gardener
Sleepy black man
>>67754408
Oprah will be Aunt Jemina or whatever the female version of uncle tom is
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Jim motherfucking Webb
>political experience
>honest outsider
>war hero
>conservative credentials
>bipartisan, centrist and pragmatic message
>consolidate moderates and woo independents
>shock factor as a bonus
>>67752941
I HOPE THERES NOT A FUCKING BROKERED CONVENTION FUCKKKK
![Column-The-10-million-a-minute-problem-9O246O65-x-large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WwDnvZM.jpg "Column-The-10-million-a-minute-problem-9O246O65-x-large[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPIVI0CbCmg
this is the obvious answer btw
Ross Perot,
he's the donald trump your parents got excited about, and was forced to drop from the race due to threats being made to his family.
he still won 25+% of the vote, it's assumed he would have won, it's also assumed it was the bushes that pushed him out.
the result was we got bill clinton.
which also explains one reason it was so easy for people to turn on someone who otherwise presided during a pretty great time to be an american.
>>67754432
Oh please god please.
Image them trying to explain that "missing" gold.
>>67748588
Old Zyklon Ben, yes?
>>67754467
that will never work though, Oprah has been a public figure just about as long as Trump has and has a pretty great reputation
>>67754653
No, Ben should be our ambassador of walls
>>67754292
>is the best way to get JFK'd
The CIA and SS have shifting alliances
>>67754535
>Ross Perot
this is literally the only reason i know who this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAT_BuJAI70
>>67754729
theyl just dig up some old dirt on her or make one
>>67753895
>How would a Nationalist and a Socialist work together
Some kind of... National Socialist?
>>67754292
What about Mike Huckabee?
>>67748492
sarah palin
>>67754535
Good post, but remember that Perot and Trump already had a fallout during the Reform Party ticket. And that drama included David Duke of all people.
>>67755007
Perot would want to be in charge, he wouldn't work as VP
Sean Hannity or Newt
The reanimated corpse of Adolf Hitler.
>>67755381
If a corpse is reanimated in america, could it qualify to be vp?
>>67754889
too evangelical
>>67755750
>that fucked up moment when you realize you know who this is
What about Rudy Giuliani?
>>67755750
Muh dick
>>67748562
can you imagine the reddit meltdown
>>67755750
Who is this dick vixen?
>>67756792
"mistress t"
>he picks Rand Paul
>"senpai noticed me!"
>>67750720
carson is a idiot he just fucking told the media "yea trump offered me a job if i endorsed him" this guy is autistic somehow would be horrible at any position.
what if he picked bill clinton
I like sleepy docter and crispy cream but they'd be better of with cabinet positions.
>>67754500
hhhnnnngggg
Monica lewinsky
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/140223943526/trumps-vp-options-master-persuader-filter
Here is a post by Scott where he makes a good point for Mark Cuban as VP.
>>67754292
if he picks gen mattis ill lose my fucking mind id be so god damn happy
>>67756900
I might actually bother to vote if Rand was VP
Stone Cold Steve Austin, his inbred hicks followers would go wild.
>>67748492
JIM WEBB
>>67762605
hell yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOsqdghHcIk
Step up! cause you're the next one to get stumped you don't believe it but im betting THAT YOU WILL!
>>67754535
YOU HEAR THAT SUCKING SOUND?! THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE ESTABLISHMENT SUCKING JEWISH COCK
