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TED CRUZ IS DONE FUCKING DONE, THERE IS NO WAY HE CAN RECOVER
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TED CRUZ IS DONE

FUCKING DONE, THERE IS NO WAY HE CAN RECOVER FROM BEING SO ALIEN LIKE AS TO NOT LIKE THE BEST MOST FASHIONABLE FOOD IN AMERICA
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>>67747424
>Jeb bush throws support behind trump in retaliation
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I'm watching Redeye now.
>based Lou Dobbs
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>>67747663
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>Avocados
>a cheese is shown

Goddamn, Americans really ruin all types of food....
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>>67747424
YEB BTFO
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Seriously saying you don't like Avacados right now is like saying you don't like bacon. He said his favorite food is cheese. FUCKING CHEESE THATS NOT A HUMAN RESPONSE TO THAT QUESTION.

Cruz will lose the Hispanic vote with this.
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>>67747424
GET GUACED
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>>67747816
us greg still the host?
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>While cheese ranks No. 1 in his favorite foods, Cruz says that he really hates avocados.
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>>67748036
No, Tom Shileau is
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>>67747978

I hate avocados, I would vote for him.
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>>67747424
avocados are awful.
I'm sorry he doesn't like your mexican food.
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CA here. I love avocados
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>>67748218
fag
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>>67748181
>I hate avocados
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>>67748181
This is why we need a wall
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>>67748119
Was this meme magic? Kek let me know
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>Rato's favorite food is cheese

This election is a meme machine.
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>>67748119
>>67748481
Has meme magic gone too far?!?
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>>67748119

a real rat would go for an avocado way before eating some cheese.
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I don't like Avacados and when they suddenly became THE MOST popular thing, say, 6 years ago, I was so fucking confused.

And I think Marco Rubio, or Ted Cruz, whoever it is we're talking about, is a disgusting monster for reasons unrelated to if he eats a weird green mush ball that smells like rotting bacon.

No, I don't think he'll recover. But for real reasons, not this.
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>>67748119
Huh, I always figured his favorite food would be bits of damp paper or base-board.
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>>67748119
hello` rato
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>>67747978
He cant help it rats like cheese
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>>67747424
Is there a way to watch Red Eye online? Fox used to put up episodes but now they dont
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Ted Cruz demonstrates how he will create new jobs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFfLCuHSZ-U
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>>67748119

Already fucked rato
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>>67748119
hello rato'
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>>67748218
kys
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>>67747424
ahh so hes taking the 'im totally not jeb guys' approach
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>>67748984
This.
The Nutella of produce. Overrated garbage everyone is obsessed with because of le ebin bacon meemee
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>>67747424
Shit, guess I gotta vote dem now.
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>>67748119
hello ratto

tfw hair already thinning...
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>>67749194
I guess thats a no then?
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It was all ogre for Cruz the moment I realized where I recognized his face from.
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All we need now is Trump to call Ted a cheese eating rat
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I laughed at this one for a good half an hour today.
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>>67750313
The resemblance remains uncanny until the very end of the transformation lmao
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>>67749118
dont compare nazrin to someone like Cruz
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People who hate avocados usually have a birch pollen allergy.

Ted Cruz probably also can't eat apples with the skin on too.

Has he ever been photographed eating an apple?
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>>67748119
Hello rato
Watcha eatin rato
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>>67747663
First post best post
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>>67747424
His favorite is nose cheese
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>>67750474
>doesn't know rats loves apples
Seriously.
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>>67748119
>>67748119
>ELLO RATO
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That's weird. Avocado tastes like boogers.
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>>67747424

BASED COMTÉ, EMPEROR OF CHEESES!
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Hes gonna hate the obligatory quac party jeb throws him when he loses.

Also "avocados from mexico!" Cruz confirmed closet anti-mexican, secret plot to build wall taller than Trump wall.
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>meme foods

"OH I JUST LOVE BACON AND AVACADOS AND NUTELLA"

kill yourself
you like food other people like
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2 years ago
2 YEARS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYJf4odtfno

She foretold this happening.
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>>67749631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlSNy7Mujd8
At least keep the theme.
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