Australia would absolutely decimate canada according to GlobalFirepower
they have more resources, so why are the canadians so inefficient?
is it some sort of retardation caused by the cold weather?
are their brains so soaked in refugee cum that they can't think anymore?
redpill me on the Red Leafed Menace
http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=australia&country2=canada&Submit=COMPARE
>>67745764
you're trying to hard.
>>67745764
Once again we see that hot weather definitely creates retardation.And stop trying so hard here is your (you)
>>67745764
GlobalFirepower is garbage but Canada's military is far weaker than it should be.
But anyone else would do the same living next to the US desu.
>>67745764
Just think about it for a moment. Canadians ancestors were the idiots that went north to that frigid hellhole instead of settling in the states. When you take that into account you start to understand the fucking leafs.
>>67745764
they dickride the United States for protection
>>67745764
>no attack helicopters
>less warplanes
>no carriers
hahahahahah we'd beat you senseless in a war
Canada doesn't need a military because even if they started a fight, the US would back them up. Everybody knows this and nobody wants a war with the US.
>>67745764
This chart's data is 6 years old
>>67748008
>Canada doesn't need a military
Canada is our bitch. If she hears a bump in the night, she puts her cold ass feet on our leg and whines "Honey, go check out that noise.
>>67749035
And yet they have the nerve to dispute us over arctic territory
>>67749611
What do you exepct? Obama is our president
Besides that's like Canada trying to dispute us over Puerto Rico, Florida or Hawaii
>>67749611
You never had a chick get mouthy when you told her to go cook something?
All she wants is a good dicking.
>>67745764
its because canadians are faggots, they need to harden the fuck up
>>67750925
I'm not even joking when I say this, but a few years back there was someone driving snowplow at night and ran over an elderly woman. Once he realized what happened he got out of the vehicle and apologized. She died within minutes.
This was admitted in court. So yeah, this picture is quite hilarious.
>>67747014
What aircraft carriers do you have?
Canada has far more oil, they would win
>>67747014
https://medium.com/war-is-boring/australia-is-getting-aircraft-carriers-sort-of-294519a756ca#.aq6tu8qkz
Pretty sure you have 2 boats on order that hold choppers and that you have nothing to support aircraft; nor does your government plan to convert these ships to support jets.
Also it looks like we outnumber you in key resources like oil production and manpower and available soldiers and transport aircraft and vehicles, on top of being outmatched by artillery.
The only thing you out match us on is helicopters and 2 crappy ships being being built to carry them which are arguably useless in a full scale war as they are so easily neutralized.
You're drunk Australia go to sleep.
>>67752386
Australia doesn't have aircraft carriers, we have two helicopter dock ships
>>67752959
Yea but the website listed by your retarded brother says you have 2 carriers which may be a factor in his bold statements
We make more money and have a larger population.
>>67753077
I'd bet on Canada for beating Australia in a war, but I can't see the two nations ever being at war.
Too similar culturally and politically and too far away from each other. We both have large environmentally hazardous countries separated by oceans. Any conflict would take place on the sea and then the victor dictating terms of the cease fire.
>>67751631
>So yeah, this picture is quite hilarious.
Love you, Canada.
You aren't our first choice, but when the lights come up and no one will sell us another shot, you're our eternal booty call.
>>67753524
Unless one of us gets the nuke and one country continues left while the other right.
Vote for trump
If we are influenced by the emporer and you become caliphate then it won't look good for you senpai
>>67746212
... we didn't go north, you just took all the prime land and left us with the scraps
we used to be one big happy family ;_;
>>67745764
Cause weed man thinks killing your enemies makes them win.
>>67746212
Hahaha this makes sense; though in my defense my ancestors moved from the prairies and Halifax to here...
Only half retarded DNA.
NUH UH! MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD
>>67753776
>we used to be one big happy family
Kek. No.
Everyone in the US has dreamed of a vacation to Australia at one time or another. (I did, until I saw Crocodile Dundee. After that, my first real vacation was to South Korea.)
A vacation to Canada is the permanent consolation prize to the losers on The Price Is Right.
