You can only post in here if you are an Aussie or a Floridan.
>>67724204
Some nigger tried selling me cocaine last week
>>67724288
it's part of living in florida
>>67724204
HERE M8
Florida bro here (pic related, traditional Florida man housing.)
fuck florida and australia
Hello.
Gday cunts how you're crocs?
Australia is the Florida of the anglosphere
>>67724204
Florida you are very special
>>67724590
Saw a 6 foot gator sunbathing on the road the other day, just drove around it.
>>67724204
Why are we being grouped together?
>>67724675
thanks
Official shitposting thread???
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67724744
>not just driving over it
THE FUCKS THE POINT OF LIFTING THE F150 IF YA BUSTIN GATORS WIT IT?
IM IN LONDON HAHHAHA YOU STUPID FUCKING KIKES
>>67724870
Just got a shitty civic m8, can't afford a good ol' american truck yet.
>>67724839
Fk lad looks like an abo gross
>>67724796
Because Florida is pretty much Australia. In Northern Florida you deal with crazy fuckers who snort cocaine and run in the streets naked, fuck their dogs etc etc and in Southern Florida you have a bunch of rednecks who're in the KKK and shit. Have you ever seen a black dude on acid run into the streets naked? If not, you need to get outside more often. It happens a lot more frequently then you'd think, at least here in Orlando.
>>67724806
I was going to say it wasn't a compliment but then I found this and I changed my mind
>>67725111
>In Northern Florida you deal with crazy fuckers who snort cocaine and run in the streets naked
>in Southern Florida you have a bunch of rednecks who're in the KKK and shit
Northern Floridabro here, you have that backwards
Miami is exactly like the way it's portrayed in the movies, except without the attractive people, the money or the cool things.
>>67724204
I live in Florida for a year, around the time of BP Horizon.
West of Whorelando.
Worst time of my life. Fire bomb it all.
>>67724204
LETS DO THIS LADS
>>67724796
Greg Norman lives in both places.
>>67725111
Panhandle here bro. You got that switched around.
>tfw Texas
>tfw we're fucking Canadian now
At least we don't have Atlanta.
>>67725318
Maybe it's just everywhere in Florida and we'd like to delude ourselves into thinking only one side is a special type of retarded.
>>67724204
>floridians
>>67725111
Here it's Brazillians that get naked, drop acid and then run down the streets until the police kill them.
Thank goodness I can post on /pol/ without people knowing I'm from Florida. I feel bad for Australians, being judged by their label.
>>67725484
Good ole norms definitely should sue the golf channel for workplace bullying he got them good when Dustin Johnson choked and they asked him how he felt "speechless"
>>67725656
I see fags that look like this all over the place at the UCF campus
>>67725731
>He doesn't have the state flags plugin
>>67724204
>>67724796
I hate living in FL, but I have always felt like an honorary Aussie
>too hot
>too many bugs
>too many overtanned white people
Gym culture's not that big here, outside of Uni people don't lift.
I assume many strayans lift because of Zyzz but maybe I'm highly misinformed
>>67725111
Sounds like the Northern territory here. I'll have to come visit
>>67724204
Sorry m8 I'm in Queensland we don't like fluoride
>>67724204
fuck off florida, we're full!
Florida here.
I remember one famous comedian said that all the nuts tend to roll down here.
My friend moved to florida, do you guys know her?
>>67726983
yes
You can't even beat us at rugby you don't get to tell me what to do.
>>67725938
>I hate living in FL
How dare you.
>>67725318
If you keep going south it pretty much new Cuba
>>67727221
The Keys are pretty comfy though
>>67724204
>Tfw I'm the original creator of these macros
>Tfw I've ignited the Floridian shit posting fire of the century
>>67725731
Why hide it?
Florida is the Australia of America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynhumAumc8Q
>>67727208
Florida is pretty much Australia tier in places that overall you don't really want to live in desu
In terms of deadly things that can kill you, in the past 5 years I've seen water moccasins, rattlesnakes, black widows, brown recuses and what I'm pretty sure was an alligator.
On top of that we have some really lovely tropical diseases, mosquitos everywhere, cockroachs the size of half a fist, non venomous spiders that are the size of a grown mans spread fist and scorpions.
We also have corral snakes which are like top 3 worldwide in terms of venom.
>>67725938
>I assume many strayans lift because of Zyzz but maybe I'm highly misinformed
Yes
I would be safe in saying maybe ~30% of guys aged 20-25 would fall into the gym rat category
>>67725509
Hahaha faggots
>>67724204
>florida
>good state
wew
>>67725318
Yeah all the snowbirds are down south. Rednecks live up north here.
faggotry: the thread
954 represent.
I can't believe I'm not carrying yet.
>>67727600
Can confirm, it's really strange.
I'm a Floridian living in Texas. I miss Lakeland, especially Lake Mirror and the little flower garden by it. The swans, too. I've always found it interesting, how most of the swans in the city are descended from the two donated by Queen Elizabeth in the fifties.
Nostalgia feels bad.
How do we stop these little shits?
>>67727649
>Gave Trump 99 delegates
>Told Sanders to fuck off
What has your state done?
>>67727592
Oh, I also forgot three important things.
FUCKING FIRE ANTS. They get everywhere and are nasty.
Meth labs seem to blow up every other day, or you hear stories about naked hookers with chainsaws running down the street.
Also, we have something that would give even the bravest Australian here fear: Yellow Jackets.
What is a Yellow Jacket?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXZOKI6Uv9A
That is a Yellow Jacket nest. If you had the bad luck of stumbling within 50 feet of one of those, you'll die screaming.
I never want to leave Florida
>>67727758
A FUCKING KEK LEAF
>>67727592
Don't forget the pythons
>>67725111
>live in Orlando for three years
>crazy homeless lady hangs out outside my apartment complex
>complex literally built a fucking gate to keep people like her out so they don't squat behind the bins and attack people
>she liked to spray-paint the walls with insane religious gibberish as revenge, to the point the gate had to be repainted just about every week
>one day she managed to get in somehow and apparently attacked a lady getting out of her car whilst screaming "SATAAAAAAAAN!!!!"
>cops show up at the gate, start searching the complex, I try and help them
>no sign of her
>get back to the front gate; cop car's front windshield is completely covered in black spray-paint with satan written over and over
>they never catch her
Also had my one and only shootout in Orlando, and was there for Charley.
>>67727854
More gators
>>67727933
>gave trump 22 delegates and 49.3% of our vote
>sanders got cucked
>>67727971
I live in St. Pete moving north to Pasco or Dixie. I can't do it NO MORE. Too many tourists. They are destroying our state..
>>67727592
>in the past 5 years I've seen water moccasins, rattlesnakes, black widows, brown recuses and what I'm pretty sure was an alligator.
In all my time here I've only seen g8's and some snakes, and I live right at the edge of town where after one road it just becomes open glades.
Never really had to deal with any tropical disease here, and where I come from I got family that had zika and chikungunya. Cockroaches are fucking horrible though, I can barely deal with them when I see em.
On the upside there's a big indian casino about 15 minutes away at least.
>>67728094
>22 delegates
LITTLE
>>67728182
Well I actually live on Indian Rocks Beach/Seminole.
>>67724204
727 up in here
>tfw jogging along the beach
Who /palmbeach/ here???
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pw5pZpGh5Hg
>>67727854
introduce rabbits worked for us
>>67728211
>florida
>20 million people and winner take all
>my state
>~7 million and proportional
we gave a higher share of our vote to the god emperor than you :^)
>>67728291
Is Palm beach really like that?
727 and 561 here
>>67728211
Melbourne, australia here. Any melbourne, FL here?
>>67728456
Yes.
I like Florida.
How many gators you good ol' boys wrassled?
florida & australia: 99% of the global ice consumption in this faggot thread
>>67724204
No love for Welsh people?
It's OK. I'll just cry myself to sleep.
We have a fucking dragon on our flag. And a language that you fuckers can't understand.
Mae'n hawdd os ydych yn gwybod sut.
I see fags like you all over the UCF campus
reporting in
Daily Reminder: Florida in our drinking water is dumbing us down.
561 here, saw a gator sunning in the canal right outside my voting station yesterday. Was a good omen.
>>67728440
22 delegates
239 here I hate yankees
Someone who has lived in both Australia and Florida here
They are literally nothing alike; Australia is 50% hotter and their niggers are generally more docile, while Florida is several times more humid and everyone is considerably more retarded
>>67727065
cool
>>67728605
I ate a gator burger, does that count?
Gator ate my neighbor's dog when I was 8, so he blew its fucking head off with a Barrett .50
>>67725698
fucking kek I remember that. Hue got put down.
>>67728605
I went gator hunting with my dad a couple times
>>67728659
Ayyy ucf senpai
Summer's back boys. I wish it was cold again here. I fucking hate the heat+humidity
>>67728822
Fight me you little bitch
>>67724204
407 Floridian reporting in. Make America great again.
USA USA USA
>>67728647
In high school we had to do an international thing for a grade. I picked Wales out of a hat and I had to cook Welsh food and do Welsh Cultural things. There was nothing worth doing, so I just didn't show up and failed.
561 mate. What's happening?
>>67724204
>Tfw we are Trump's second home
Feels good man.
>>67729086
Cruising OBT for some tail?
>>67728605
Saw a 12 foot gator walk across my lawn a few years ago. Thing was HUGE. It was like it descended from dinosaurs or something that is seriously how big it was.
>>67729131
561 bro, where you at? Jupiter here.
>>67727592
You forgot palmetto bugs.
>>67724204
305 here
>>67725111
Space coast here, nothing happens
is this an australian/new zealand meme?
i saw it on r9k, and it reminded me of some new zealanders i know
>>67729169
No shit I have done some jobs in Mar-a-lago, that place is a fucking palace.
And apparently rich jews love to rent it out for weddings.
>Tfw we both elected and stumped Little Marco
Who SeminoleCounty here?
>>67727854
bullets. Got lots of hog meat in the freezer
Anyone 904 here
>>67729373
Go Gators :^)
>>67729000
The Board of Governors just ranked FAU and UCF as tied for 1st as best university in the state.
>>67724204
I've been "living" in Florida for almost a month right now. I'm living in my aunts friends mansion, relaxing and enjoying the rich meet lifestyle. Meanwhile, I'm collecting 200 dollars in cash AND food stamps because I told the welfare office that I'm homeless. Yeah, I'm awesome.
>>67727854
With 5.56 and mustard
>>67729190
No, but Central Florida is definitely a shithole.
>>67729373
>Who SeminoleCounty here?
Reporting
>>67729433
Here, Southside
>best bug killer ever
>>67724204
Seminole county reporting in
Also, working at Kel Tec is good.
>>67729282
>>67729518
Eww
I used to live in Southside Jax
Fuck that place
>>67729235
Downtown WPB. Well about 5 miles south of the clamatis area.
>>67724204
>tfw Clearwater
I can't stand the old people
get me out of here
>>67729491
>Reporting
>>67729545
Oviedo?
who /cripplingdepression/ here?
>>67727854
we use these
>>67729606
What, are you one of those Ponte Vedra cokehead pussies?
>>67729613
>downtown
You live in the shitty part?
>>67729091
You could have done cheese on toast and then sang a song (if you are a male)
>>67724204
M8, we even grow oranges in the riverland.
>>67729696
Jax Beach, actually
>>67729613
>WPB
I'm so sorry, anon. Every time I head down there for city business or food I see cops talking to homeless or gangers, and I'm down there like 4 times a month.
>>67729662
It's like that in Florida if you don't have money. Might as well be living in 3rd world country if you're poor in Florida.
Is Miami Sydney of Florida and is Chinese Cubans of Australia. Also Lebanese and Arabs can be Haitian/Caribbean of Australia?
(I wonder where would be Melbourn of FL if Miami is Sydney of FL as well)
>>67729491
Yeah My ex used to live in Sanford, she got robbed 3 times in as many days. People think Orlando is some tourist trap but know nothing of the surrounding ghetto.
>>67729781
Do you have coral snakes there?
>>67728647
you also fuck sheep, go talk to new zealand
>>67729652
UCF
>>67728771
>all 3 of his nfl teams are shit
>>67728926
poor skipper (〒︿〒)
>>67729732
No, I live over in the historic area, not north in nigtown.
It's pretty nice over here to be honest. Better than living off Broadway over on hooker highway where you see cops busting someone every other hour.
>>67730024
Don't talk shit about the Jaguars or I'll fucking cut your legs off
>>67724204
Met a few Aussie exchange students while in grad school. Down as fuck people, imho desu senpai.
>>67730024
>he cares about organized professional sports
good goyim. Make sure to purchase the celebratory superbowl shirt for only $39.99 shekels
>>67729652
Shit I'm in Oviedo, right on the border by the tuskawilla bend publix. Come visit
561 commin thru
saw raccoons swarm a turkey vulture eating a roadkill boar coming from alligator alley today
>>67727854
import syrian refugees of course
>>67729792
The only good thing in Jax Beach is Cruisers and the occasional shooting outside Ritz.
>>67727342
Flordia's great. Id love to move there one day, but all I have to offer is wheat unfortunately
>>67730105
>his starting quarterback is blake bortles
>>67724204
Staying with my grandparents in Florida for the week. This place is absolutely based.
>>67727342
Mfw when you're full of shit
>>67725356
surprisingly accurate, unless you're in Brickell or Miami Beach.
>>67730220
Good to be Floridian.
>>67730222
Don't you bring that evil into this house. We already have those in Gainesville.
>>67730220
Damn son, you're out by trash mountain or just in the boonies?
561 here, the worst things I have to worry about are packs of wild iguanas shitting on my dock and the occasional manatee
>>67730105
That's my team. DUUUUUUVALLLL
>>67730312
I'm not though
>>67730233
Jax Beach is a great place. Where I live is like one street away from Neptune Beach so I've got the best of both worlds. It's a really comfy place to live except on weekends and holidays when all the drunks and niggers come fuck everything up
also good job guys, i re-registered repbulican just to vote for trump in the primary
SEND
EM
BACK
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>>67725111
You have it backwards, red necks are in the north, cocaine = south (miami especially)
>>67725938
It's a fair few younger guys that lift to get that Zyzz shit. But they can't punch there way out of a wet paper bag.
I will never understand this "lift to get Zyzz body" weak shit.
>>67727791
AYYYY 954
What high school you go to?
>>67728079
but that's animal cruelty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xpb7F7bAsM
>>67729662
I /cripplingdepression/ here.
>>67730101
WPB is supposed to be a lux area, I'm surprised the rich people pet the nigs ruin it.
![IMG_2333[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yMEaBBu.jpg "IMG_2333[1].jpg")
>>67729000
>>67730000
000000000000
ayy lmao
>>67730363
used to be in the boonies out west, bout 5 mins from everglades, move in a lil close to lake worth though.
>>67730397
Iguanas, You mean "tree chicken."
941 anybody?
>>67730204
I haven't lived in Florida in years, but is that the one right next to the Karatee place, and by haggerty high school?
>>67724590
Isolated in one spot down in the swamp
Alligators are just everywhere though
> there are so many alligators this was the more interesting to take a photo of in the parking lot of Myakka State Park
>>67730656
Nah it's next to OHS. The area has changed so much in the past decade it's insane.
>>67730431
That's a finer area. I only head out there to surf or when there's an event going on at the pavilion. The airshow was great, but I saw that instead of Lord Trump and felt bad afterward. He hasn't been back since.
And Southside isn't really "bad" per se, just boring.
>>67724204
How about South Alabama? It's basically West Florida. Rest of Alabama claims we're not 'Bama enough.
>>67724204
>mostly floridians
lel
352 reporting in
do we really have that much in common with Australia
>>67729897
Yiss, most of the neighbourhoods are run down. Some abandoned factories by my house. Lots of crime and nig nogs and ghetto areas
For example, there was a black lady who was in the middle of the street by my house screaming "They TOOK MY BABY" at 3 AM and the guy next to her told her to shut the hell up and dragged her into his house. Cops showed up again. Something similar happened just a couple months before that too.
Crime like this is so common that I just went back to bed. Central Florida is a cesspool
>>67730517
Palm beach is the Luxury place, west palm has some bad spots but it grew up to support the rich folks that lived on the island. Now the really bad parts are just Rivera, Northwood, and the Lake Worthless corridor.
Also, Alligators and Crocodiles are no fucking joke.
They eat pets and people.
I've lived in California and New York, so called "bastions of western culture."
Florida shits on them. Here's why.
Stand your ground
If your have your concealed weapons permit, there is 0 waiting period to purchase any firearm, obvious exceptions being NFA devices
Great hunting and wildlife
Big forests up north/central
Lakes for fishing
Beaches and oceans for deep water fishing
Lots of economic opportunity
The weather is bearable year round
Beautiful, gorgeous women
Fucking everywhere, just choose one
Archipelagos for diving down south
Fine arts museums in the more populated areas
Crazy people. Crazy people are the spice of life. Is a meth head going to eat my face today? Let's find out! Excelsior!
You're a boring, limp-wristed, nancy boy little faggot if you can't makehere.
>>67730835
I spent some time in Dothan for work, it's aight
>>67730838
How much horse cock do you suck?
>>67730835
Kek. That feel when I call the Panhandle East 'Bama.
>>67730823
>And Southside isn't really "bad" per se, just boring.
Yeah, I drove through there a couple weeks ago and it's a fucking ghost town. Worse than it already was when I was living there
>>67724288
Cocaine is good though. Made me feel alive.
>>67730220
>>67730675
see, this is what made the raccoons all the more impressive, florida's vultures are fucking ridiculous
>>67730222
Thanks merchant, you truly are our greatest ally
>>67730884
>They eat pets
And sometimes the pets eat the gators.
>>67730965
I tend to talk too much while on it.
But, it's fucking great otherwise
>>67730788
Guess you're right. Looked up directions from my old address to the Publix you said, and it's only 2 miles from old house. Must have changed allot in 5 years.
>>67730931
about 1.4
>>67731007
The vultures at the park will straight-out destroy the rubber on your car
Window gaskets and weatherstripping especially
Where is a nice place to live in florida. I want a place near the coast that is white and somewhat conservative. Money is not an issue
>>67730204
>>67731121
>just realized navigating-by-Publix is a statewide thing
>>67731112
Heh heh, yeah
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/10/1006_051006_pythoneatsgator.html
>>67731209
Palm Beach near the ocean, Boca Raton, Naples
>>67730900
quality post
>>67731209
Atlantic Beach or Neptune Beach
>>67730847
I was living up on 56th and Broadway on the West palm side of the port. Out in my yard one night working on a project and i see a white car pull up the street and gunshots start flying. An actual drive by on my fucking street.
Walk inside the house and grab my pistol and old army CLS bag and run up the block to see if anyone was hit.
4 different casings 3 from the car 1 from the guy on the side of the road. not a single motherfucker got hit. cops arrived after 20 minuets ambulance 30 minuets after the cops.
I had to give a statement, only white guy on the street. and apparently the only one who saw anything.
>>67731209
Sarasota maybe Naples haven't been the Naples in awhile but Sarasota for the most part fits that description
>>67731209
Ft. Lauderdale containment zone for you, yankee scum
>>67731209
Vero Beach
Pensacola represent
>>67724518
Similar climate and culture my Aussie comrade
>>67724204
IN
>>67731209
Palm Beach, Boca, Boynton.
Avoid Daytona, Ft Pierce, Ft Myers
>>67731320
this picture reminds me of the time i was jogging in my neighborhood at night and saw a family of a raccoons run across the road in a straight line
>>67731209
>Money is not an issue
Are you sure, because there is a fuckton of money in Florida.
But we have so much coast line, there are literally ghettos next to the ocean.
Any fucking where, to answer your question - but if you want white, conservative, anywhere but Miami-Dade County.
why is miami such a depressing city
>>67730931
NWFL here. We get the most rain in the US yet it's always sunny and beautiful. Other states,>>67730943
how you doing?
>>67724870
OK srsly guise.
>be me
>have f150
>live in Florida
What kind of wizardry is this?
Mfw
>>67731481
>>67731265
Fucking rekt
Wish there was footage of it bursting.
Funnily enough, most of my family in the US are from Florida. St. Petersburg I think.
>>67731118
I've only done a few rails (first time I did three kek) and it's pretty much more expensive than gold here, but it's the best drug I've ever had. Weed and shrooms are too weak, but I haven't tried meth, heroin and ecstacy (don't really want to)
Can South Louisiana post here too m8? We got gators
Brevard county reporting.
Most Floridian thing that I can add to this thread is that I am an employed, fully functional, well respected, pill head.
Them opiates are the devil I tell ya, I'm making due though somehow.
I smoke 305's.
321, cape canaveral reportin in
>>67728505
im in the melbourne fl metro area, not melbourne itself, but close enough.
>>67727600
>>67730470
good to hear
>>67731407
Pensacola bro reporting, fuck Highway 98.
>>67724204
North tampa reporting in. Aussies are fucking awesome
>>67730943
Lol basically accurate. Only difference is FL state troopers are fucking cocksuckers with their retarded speed drop on I10 at the border.
>tfw tripped on so much acid at Pensacola beach so many times
Good times
>>67731569
>>67731493
They are adorable little trash pandas. I have to trap the ones that make a mess at work and take them out west to a nature preserve. Though i'm not above dropping them off at pine jog.
It is fucking crazy how much shit has changed, when I was a kid anything west of haverhill was considered "out west"
>>67728041
No really. O-town is filled with nutjobs. Gotta stay out in clermont,north,kissimmee/Haines celebration or windemere to keep the crazies away
Orlando reporting in.
I shitpost 95% of the time.
Who Boca here?
>>67731824
when we get racoons here, we just shoot them.
FL loves their guns right? If I were to move there (family owns a state-wide business) we're the best place to live? I want guns and freedom.
who miami dade here
>>67731824
yea one time i fed one near a trail and petted it. great experience.
>>67731772
ohh shittt, New Tampa right here
how you doing bruv
>>67728505
Hey neat, I'm >>67731720
yeah I'm in Melbourne.
>>67731975
How much money do you have to spend on housing per month USD?
Did anyone else notice outside of Florida there is a conspicuous absence of obvious brothels? I mean ahem, "All girl Staff" places. I have been around the country, hell around the world and not seen as many hookers as I have in South Florida.
http://westpalmbeach.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=100&layout=gallery
>>67729000
Ahahaha u can't finish huh? Its like a step above Valencia but barely
>>67731772
What part of North Tampa. Citrus area here.
>>67731975
if you are white, somewhere rural but close to the action. i recommend in between beach towns.
if you arent white, dont move here nigger.
>>67732068
Well I've saved up about $75,000 and I have a Superfund (401K) of about $150,000. I can cash them out (Super taxed as fuck though).
>find tiny turtle stuck in pool pump a couple years ago
>adopt it
>will probably outlive me
Do Australians also have friends for life come to them like this?
Australians are subhuman trash, please do not compare us to those cunts.
>>67725509
How so?
>>67732012
Only fuck with the babies or adults. The adolescent raccoon will maul your fucking hand and are mean as shit.
Every time i catch one it is a pain in the ass to get them out of the cage, but the babies and adults are no trouble at all.
>>67731344
kill yourself faggot. I'm from georgia.
aussie here, was in miami around july last year, can confirm for worst weather on the planet. temp roughly the same/slightly less than in oz but with some of the most fucked up humidity imaginable. why would anyone willingly live there?
>>67729433
I grew up in mandarin but now live in the ole 407
>>67732213
We have parrots that live for a couple hundred of years. Wombats are long lived too. Turtles are introduced pests here and not enough moisture around my parts to raise one.
>>67724731
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>>67732118
North Florida here, last time I drove down to Orlando most of the billboards I saw were for strip clubs. Hell they're up here too.
I think that's just a Florida thing.
>>67732250
>Florida Man
>Not subhuman trash
>>67724204
No, this is now an Illinoisan thread. You can only post here if you've gotten cancer from the Mississippi at least once in your life. Bonus points if you've seen the three eyed fish.
>>67732352
Delicious mamacitas. I love me some latinas. Very rare here though :(
>>67732320
Then apologize for your greaseball highway patrol that hangs out behind every bush and bridge along the border.
>>67732198
That's not that much you'll still be a wageslave to make your mortgage. No reason to waste that money on rent.
Palm Beach County has some really nice parts. Naples and Ft Meyers are nice too. Siesta Key is also nice. Your best bet is Palm Beach County because that's where most of the state's industry is.
Tallahassee is stratified, some deep South nigger haters but also lots of niggers and SJW college students.
>>67732366
>We have parrots that live for a couple hundred of years.
i need one
>teach it to say nigger
>it will be pissing off niggers and cucks long after im dead
noice
