I'm currently in a small Victorian town and there are two American cunts standing out the front of the pub trying to convert people to Mormonism.
Why the fuck are they here? Is this common in the US?
>>67721170
Yes there very common & very fucking annoying too.
>>67721170
Tell em you fucked their wives.
we don't have morons but we have shitloads of Jehovahs witnesses.
just walk around with a slayer t-shirt, they won't bother you.
>>67721170
>Why the fuck are they here?
They believe they help you get eternal life. Mad that you have to pause your vidya for a minute?
>>67721170
Tell em they must have lots of kids to save the white race and fight against the Jew.
>>67721170
>no drinking
>no cussing
>no violence
>no drugs
>high white birth rates
>abstinence
>strong families
>literally full of qts
If you don't like them, don't join them. But at least know that they are fighting against degeneracy more than most people.
>>67721170
Mormons think it's their duty to go out and convert people because they genuinely believe what they are taught over and over again through childhood, even if it's heretical nonsense. It's a right of passage of sorts for them to be sent somewhere at 19 to go try and convert people on their mission. They learn foreign languages too and if they're lucky they get sent somewhere cool out of the states.
>>67721170
Say the only god you worship is tim tams
>>67721170
Redirect them to the nearest whore house m8. See if they're still Mormon then. Prostitution is legal in your glorious nation, is it not?
>>67721170
I dont like Mormons, they're creepy and their religion is so obviously a hoax I dont see how anyone could believe it. but at least there idea of conversion doesn't involve an AK47.
They're send world wide to do missionary work. It's common everywhere.
>>67721942
>>67721899
This. Join or die.
>>67721170
Mormonism is literally American Exceptionalism: The Religion. Why they Hell would they be preaching down under?
>>67721170
we had a couple here but they gave up and tried elsewhere
Say "I've just spoken to some Americans online and was asked to inquire about your underpants" maximum fucking triggering
Why does america have such a big problem with religions? All the ones that spawned in the USA are aggressive cults. You have Mormons, Jehovahs witnesses, exclusive bretheren, scientologists and many more. They all start in America, are aggressive, focused on accumulating power and money and adopt organization structures and doctrines that are similar to stalinist states.
>>67721981
Hi redit
>>67721942
/thread
>>67721981
Prostitution is legal in Australia?
>>67721942
Also this. They have a lot of crazy beliefs, but I can't fault them for the way they live their lives in response to those beliefs. Although I must say from personal experience that their young women often end up being sluts once they are away from their parents. It's rather sad actually.
>>67722102
Because the heretics in England formed their obsessive state religion cult and we felt it necessary to escape.
>>67722043
The Mormon Church has increased its globalization efforts in the past 50 years.
>>67722181
The mormon chicks are sluts???!
>>67721170
Common? No, but it happens once in a while. At least you don't have Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on your door on Sunday.
mormons are diet jews at heart. dont marry one
>>67722197
More than just England. Lots of other Europeans were escaping religious persecution of different kinds . Some just had religions diffent from their little region. But there were also many eccentrics
>>67722181
Yes a lot of them turn into sluts, that's inevitable in any group, Mormonism is one of the last places they'll be slut shamed though
>>67722333
Pick any other group and it will have more sluts per capita than Mormonism, but yes Mormon sluts exist
>>67721170
>Why the fuck are they here?
Every Mormon has to go on mission. It's a requirement and no mormon girl will even look at a guy who hasn't gone.
>>67721170
They're probably on their mission, just say Joseph Smith was a pedophile polygamist con man and you'll scare them off.
>>67721170
Its their post high school vacati- oops oops I mean ''Mission Trip''.
>>67722306
I don't have the reaction image but... why though?
It's literally all about how Jesus appeared in the USA during the 18th Century for some reason...
>>67722333
I haven't met all that many Mormons, but the ones I've had came right out of 1950s white bread picture perfect America. Virtuous almost to a fault.
Dunno what secrets they harbor (other than the underwear and tales of what happens in the temples) but I would guess that most are not sluts and the ones that are sluts are hardcore supersluts.
>>67722545
that bullshit is why they are goddamn cheaters for college sports
>>67722174
As far as I know, need an Aussie to confirm. Is it legal in Sweden?
>>67722102
>implying other nations dont have cults
just like in everything else America is better at making cults. get over it.
>>67721942
>>no drinking
>>no cussing
>>no violence
>>no drugs
>>abstinence
Thats fucking Un-American.
listen here and listen now you cunt, you need to kill these faggots, they have invaded my home town and they have FUCKED EVERYTHING UP they are the white version of niggers, remember nits become lice kill the kids too
>>67722712
>voting for trump isnt the same thing
careful what you wish for
glass the poofta cunts
>>67722102
No idea. They all came from one place at one time, too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burned-over_district
>>67722701
Yes, you can legally hire escorts on the internet as well but it costs more. privategirls.com.au/melbourne_escorts.php
>>67721170
Please drown them as they have rabies.
>>67722333
checked
>>67723287
>No idea. They all came from one place at one time, too.
Sometimes I suspect the US gov views them as some sort of political or intelligence asset. Any time we try and get Jehovahs witnesses organization and other US cults prosecuted for various crimes or try to revoke their tax exemption the US state dept intervenes and cries human rights violations.
>>67722626
I live in a family that's mostly Mormon and was raised Mormon in a town with plenty of Mormon girls whom I interacted with regularly. I'd say over half of them were sluts on the down low. My family wasn't even the worst, even with so many getting knocked up. Maybe it was just the area, but even when I've traveled the experience has been the same, so I just steer clear of them since it's disgusting to me that they can be so two faced. Self righteous and not-righteous are a horrible mix.
>>67723749
Could be. Maybe America wants its own version of Christian Zionists.
>>67723316
>but it costs more
Eh I prefer to do it in person in the brothel setting anyway.
I really just wanna go for a rub n' tug here but I'm afraid the cops will kick in the door as I'm gettin' muh dick played with.
>>67722701
Ausfag here, can confirm brothels are 100% legal, streetwalkers are 100% illegal. No "red light districts" here.
>>67723029
YOU'RE OLD
>>67723882
Wouldn't be all that surprised to hear it. It wouldn't be the first strict religion to wind up inciting the very things it intends to stop.
I know second-hand of a few who felt the need to escape Mormonism because it just got too culty for them, and came out of it with horror stories. And others from other religions. Personally, I as a Christian would respect an honest man more than one who calls himself this or that.
>christian jihad
topkek
>>67721170
Hello! My name is Elder Price
>>67722701
For the whores it is, not for the Johns.
Providing housing or place of business for prostitutes is also illegal.
>>67722037
I think I'll just drink and raw dog the missus like the Pope said I could.
Can't you bantz them out of the area?
>>67721945
Originally, one of the prime motivators for sending the young men away was to have more women available for polygamous marriage for well established men.
They also used to be very quick to excommunicate men from the church.
But that was mostly before the reforms.
The Mormon church advises it's followers to keep as much as 2 years of canned/dried/preserved food on hand in case of long term disaster.
I really like that and will be doing this soon.
>>67726463
Mormons are an excellent source of storable food. Would do business with again.
>>67721170
Yeah, I think it's part of their "mission" and helps them grow status wise within their religion. Basically the more they convert the more Jesus loves them and shit.
>>67721945
>they genuinely believe what they are taught over and over again through childhood
>even if it's heretical nonsense.
And the hilarious thing here is that you probably saw no indictment against yourself in this post.
